Holy shit help me, Emergency

Tried to put cleaning kit in my rpk butthole but the door slammed closed and my finger in pinned unti the kit and behind the door, it's totally stuck and hurts really fucking bad guys I'm scared

cant call the cops because they will take my guns, and I cant go to the ER with a RPK attached to my finger.

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Top kek, happened to me too. You can unscrew the buttplate with your free hand if necessary, but all you need to do is push down more (counter intuitive I know) and with your free hand move the metal circle farther in, then pull it out. If it went in, it can come out. Don't panic.

The only choice is amputation. And then kys for losing a finger to the trapdoor.

nice fingerbox user

A Jow Forums rapid response team has been dispatched to you're general area.

play this as loud as possible so they can zero in on your location and help you.


youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

wow
that's really bad

Trapdoors gay too?

Did OP get his finger out? The first reply was correct. Don't leave us hanging OP.

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What kinda (((counter intel))) shit is this?

there's way worse shit all over. im more of a moonman guy, myself.
soundcloud.com/666lolcancer/moon-man-crank-dat-feat-audrina-patridge

I wonder how many conscripts this has happened to through the years?

have you tried restarting it?

You have 127 hours your finger. It’s the only way

Everyone knows about garand thumb, but little are properly aware of it's close cousin, Slavic butt-finger

We need an update op.

Go and stay go

Ur gone be a meme lad

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Turn it off then turn it back on

fuck off back to facebook you double nigger

Try firing it to loosen its grip.

No u

Never change Jow Forums
>also did OP dieded yet?

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>phone screenshot
>immediately posted to Facebook
yep, this ones going in the cringe compilation

Old Jow Forums would have known which song to really play. I'd rather lose my finger than get help from some newfag cancer.

>implying you aren't the newfag here

Baste

Sad to see such a time honored tradition lost in modern times. It wasn't too long ago that assorted fingerboxes were sold at damn Cracker Barrel.

>called the trapdoor the butthole.

keked

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So what you are telling us, is that your RPK is a trap?

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