Be Tiger I

>Be Tiger I
>Hollywood and armchair historians love me
>Touted as the best tank of the war
But wait, there's a dark side
>80 tonnes, severely overweight, too fat to go fast
>Chubbiness routinely allowed the mud to make the Tiger I it's bitch
>Underpowered engine, like to catch fire
>Shitty materials for transmission, stripped gears like a motherfucker
>Transmission was a bitch to replace due to position
>Shit kept getting stuck between the road wheels because the interlocking gimmick was retarded
>Snapped torsion bars like an absentminded neet snaps popsicle sticks
>Said bars were bitchy to replace because of shitty interlocking road wheels
>Fat lot of good a high velocity 88mm gun does when the tank can't go 300 yards without throwing a mechanical tantrum

Let's scope the competition
>Be M4A2E8
>Hollywood loves me
>Armchair historians love me
>So American that I'm still the one the children think of when you say tank
Wait, there's more!
>Weigh only 38 tonnes
>Perfectly healthy weight for a strong nazi fighting baby boy
>Made mud its bitch since the engine was plenty powerful
>Reliable transmission that's a breeze to replace since it's a self contained unit in a convenient spot
>Roadwheels were a reasonable number in reasonable spots
>Volute Spring Suspension, nice and reliable with a smooth ride (thus the M4 "Easy Eight" nickname)
>Suspension was easy to replace in the event of breakage due to the reasonable number of roadwheels
>76mm gun on a fast and decently armored platform. Not flash, no pizzaz, it works. No more and no less.

Face it Wehraboos, the Tiger I can't hope to match the sheer big-dick chad energy of the M4A2E8.

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Didn't read a single line of your post

Yeah but they're cool, though.

Post crew survival rate werhb

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In the context of a battle what's the point of having a dozen Sherman crews with no tanks to operate and 1 tiger wreaking havoc?

Sure it looks cool, but look at the angles. Absolutely abysmal sloping. The reason it's such a morbidly obese tank is because it relies on sheer armor thickness.

Because that myth is stupid with Shermans in the 4th Armoured even enjoying a 3.6/1 KD ratio in their favor against panthers which were arguably superior to the tiger

>~1,300 Tiger I's produced total
>Exactly 49,324 God blessed Americans M4 Sherman tanks produced in total
>"Sherman crew with no tank"
Kek

The hugeness is part of why it's cool, user.

>panthers
KEK
You didn't just move the goalposts, you changed the game entirely.

Sorry to burst your bubble but tigers were very rare on the western front

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Didn't realise these threads still existed
Not to mention the literal facebook meme Pretty sad shit, take a shower nerds

I didn't make the thread about shermans vs tigers.

Stop projecting Hans and go back to sucking off merkel

Apparently 2.2 tigers for every 1 Sherman tho some sources put it lower at 1.5 either way the Sherman was better

this is a low effort thread
chang and poojeet cope threads are better

They really are the bottom of the barrel as far as Jow Forums threads go. Worst of all is how repetitive they are, once you've seen one you've seen them all.

I'd like to help you with your bingo, but my grandfather only ever told me about that one Jagdpanther he saw before he died...

>80 tonnes, severely overweight, too fat to go fast

It only weighted 60 tonnes and could go pretty fast for such a heavy vehicle.

>Underpowered engine, like to catch fire

It engine had 515 kwk wich didnt made it underpowered at all.

It interlocking roadwheel system gave it a low groundpressure and its goed width to lenght ratio made it easy to manouvre. It had probably better offroad capability than the sherman.

>Hollywood and armchair historians love me

Ironic seeing how you got your information on WW2 tanks from world of tanks and warthunder.

Because 404:Tiger not found. Need something for the M4 to shoot at, you know