So I’m a U.S...

So I’m a U.S. Marine combat photographer in training and there are 4 marines in my class with 20 soldiers on top of two army Sergeants, one of whom is prior special forces air assault. We are playing paintball next week and I need to know how 4 crayola bois (and possibly a sgt on our side) can beat 20+ army. Taking any suggestions, will post results next week.

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Like, we need to win. I’ve alre talked more trash than Oscar the fucking grouch

Was the picture in the op one you took?
Why the hell do you guys have an rpg7?

Looks like a prop also the lockers are marked "Photo props", you sure aren't very investigative for a curious person

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You should have learned tactics in bootcamp, boot

careful with those social media posts, debildaw.
the corps doesnt play around with that shit when someone complains, anymore.
i mean it.

Your only hope is finding a building or structure with favorable architecture to funnel enemies in one by one. 20 versus 4 is not a pretty fight, especially if you're a pog and there's someone who knows what they're doing on the other side.
Though "prior special forces air assault" sounds like grade a BS.

If there are literally just 4 of you against 20 your best bet would be to hunker down in secure cover and try to pick them off if you're playing woodsball. If you're playing speedball you're fucked

fire and maneuver ambush guerilla warfare.
ambush then disappear, repeat until victorious. for extra shit talking flank and confuse them into blue on blue.

This is terrible and let me tell you why

>Be me young Wisconsinite paintballer at Apocalypse Paintball
>Map is called Tower basically this area is a 3 story tower surrounded by trenches that are connected with hunting stands that come over the top
>There's a party of about 8 12 year olds there having a good time fortniting it up
>Meet cool spic bro in BDUs that tells us to come with him when the round starts
>We end up crawling over the trenches on the left flank while the rest of our chad team clears the trenches like mad men
>By the time we get to the other side undetected me, my friend, and spic bro have completed the surrounding of a single hunting stand
>Since the hunting stands are elevated this creates a small area underneath where all 8 12 year olds are hiding scared as they are encroached upon by vicious paintball bros
>Team is lighting them up while me and spic bro and friendo shoot through cracks on the top
>I recall shooting 2 of them in the back
>Screams of "IM HIT IM HIT IM HIT"
>Kids are massacred in screaming panic
>Entire team laughing throughout the whole thing
>Kids are pissed off for the rest of the time

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>twenty soldiers on top of two army sergeants
that sounds mega gay. stop going gay stuff

>Combat photographer
Eat a dick pog boot faggot

paintball is not like real shooting at all forget all the shit they learned in basic run fast and shoot fast

Just camp

split up into two groups that can cover one another and play defensively

delusions of grandeur

Guerrilla warfare, hit and run tactics

Be the trees speaking vietnamese

A lot of fields won’t even let you do something that unbalanced, they’ll probably split it 12v12 anyway

I’m going into public affairs for the marines. Are you in maryland? What’s the training like?

find an ambush area, get a guy to bait them into the ambush

or split up and hide, take pop shots, literally one shot at a time, try and confuse the group where the rounds are coming from while picking one off at a time

The only thing worse than a pog or a boot is a pog boot.

You are going to lose, and all of Jow Forums is going to laugh at your spectacular failure.

You’ll be on an army base. You’ll go to Defence Information School. You’re going to be one of the first Commstrat Marines. It’s super chill here and you get to go to Baltimore and dc on the regular pretty much whenever you want. Weekends off, and you get some cool ass training.

We’re playing on base near an old field comms training area.

I don’t know what your mos is but I’m pretty sure I can out shoot you.

>most deployed mos
>makes you famous
“Pog boot faggot”

Yes you are a pog boot faggot

I mean... you’re not wrong. What’s your MOS?

Marines have a high moral stat. It takes 5 paintballs to down a marine. Use this to continue the fight even after you've been shot.

Just gotta hit and run, hit and run, hit and run. Waddle em down and hope you don’t get pegged, or get too greedy and get wasted over a few more guys out of the round.

uncapped ramping fagboi

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As someone who plays magfed against speedballers a lot. Aggression and speed are the key to 90% of the game modes. If you can sling more paint and own more of the field than they can. You win.

The rest of the time it's creativity.

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Whittle*

>Marine combat photographer
How many gay porn movies involving marine faggots have you filmed?

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Fuck you boot, i wanted that mos. Instead i got stuck driving pos aav's.

fyi shell out $$ for spare paint pods and use overwelming paint spam against them.

Highly underrated post.
Paintball doesn’t do a good job of simulating tactics. I guarantee people playing paintball for years (especially competitive speedball players) will do better then soldiers/marines

DINFOS Warriors!

>FT Meade...

Ya fucking newbs. I hope DINFOS is still the pussy palace it was when I was there, with fifty percent (at least) females and literally no NCOs in sight. BTW your MOS be weak now. I was PA, PJ, and BJ all in one: 4341. Ten months of school.

t. USMC Graduate, DINFOS Ft. Benjamin Harrison, Indiana, 1992.

His mos is: fucking wannabe.

imagine enlisting to shoot fucking cameras instead of weapons lmao fucking nerd

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Remember the saying Every Marine is a Faggot

What you don't know is that when you're the combat correspondent you get the opportunity to tag along with every single combat arms unit in the Corps.

>Be me.
>Be 4341
>Assigned to tank unit
>Wait a day
>Hey cameraman, think you can drive a tank, hah hah.
>I dunno but I'll drive.
>Ok get down in there, pog
>G-gee, like this?
>Everyone watching and grinning
>Press those buttons, pog
>Ok sergeant, if you say so...
>Hey pog, think you can fire the main gun?
>Gee, I dunno...
>Be a tanker for two weeks. Make friends. Write stories about tankers for base paper.
>Go to next unit.
>Hey pog, think you can fire the SMAW? Hah hah hah.
>Gee sergeant, I dunno...
>Next unit...
>Hey make the journalism guy fire the Barret, hah hah.

Five years as a CC I did everything but fly aircraft. Fucking GREAT time.

Semper Fellatio.

Yeah hitting moving target with 300 fps round is hard as hell.

How does one sling more paint with a magfed vs xballers.

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Paintball will instill a false sense of confidence and teach bad habits for real combat.
That being said it's a totally different game and yes any experienced player commonly wipes the floor with military personnel usually using rentals.

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be aggressive and rush. the number one rule of pubstomping in paintball/airsoft is to flank as fast as possible and shoot everyone in the ass.

>Step 1: get them to agree to a set of rules where you can tank as many hits as you can handle, the only way you go out is if you choose to.
>Step 2: be tough.

sounds awesome :)

Ex-civvie journo here, it's kind of like that on the outside too if you've got the right job, and fun as fuck. I was a correspondent for a men's magazine and mostly covered gearhead shit, got to fly planes and helos, check out multimillion dollar yachts, drove a hell of a lot of sports cars and a few race cars, and one time did a story with some Marines and got to play with some of their toys. Sadly my mag went under like so many others did in the '00s and I was never able to find another gig like it.

>gay marines

literally never happened before, wow, very shock, completely novel concept, etc

Ambush with GPMG, make sure to flank on where they (army) would move to cover. Or explosive paintball mortar

My cousin is an airforce photographer, he's ridden in planes I could only dream of being in. Done ride alongs too in a lot of them

Hey, I'm on base as well
Go to the craft beer bowling on a Friday (not this Friday, next)

These guys know what's what. 280fps and dropping fast means engagements are gonna be within fifty feet mostly. Some indoors places drop the fps to 250 which makes it even harder to hit moving guys.
Pro tip. First piece anyone should get is a good mask. Everyone with a good one agrees they'd rather have the good mask, and a rental gun over vice versa

ComCam were pieces of shit
t. worked with 3MEF, al Asad

Going to pi? When you ship :^)

learn how to snapshoot. practice on a mirror.

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My nigga.
>first step is getting a good mask
Oh my god yes so much this.
>let rental kids use my ancient mini, hasnt been cleaned in 6 years and same batteries for 4
>they love it, it's amazing; what is ramping??
>oops you're out of paint, better buy more! moms got it covered.
>give other rental an extra pair of grills
>immediately they take change and know what the fuck is actually going on past 30ft
>total night and day between having a marker that you can shoot lanes with vs a mask you can see in
mask first then if you're serious start looking into loaders and tanks then finally a gun. You can get a used ego8 for like

wow that is fucking ancient. Still relevant.

>hide behind wall at top of hill
>Hold gun over head
>Spray and pray

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Who's gonna watch me shit?

>prior special forces air assault

Uh huh....

People who love their jobs or at least have pride in them can't help but tell an interested journo everything about them.

Poison their rations.

This tactic was most famously used by Winston Churchill to win WWII.

>prior special forces air assault
Nobody in the groups would actually say this. Air assault means nothing and is the least impressive school in any SF dude's docket.
>prior service SF in the marines
Pretty doubtful this has literally ever happened, even once. Marines are a huge downgrade from SF. Anyone with the SF tab who wants to leave the army is either done with the military or going into the private sector. Either you're full of shit or the high speed special forces marine is full of shit, or maybe both.

You are a stupid faggot, I'm pretty sure all combat photography MOS's go to the same school. I still doubt the SF unless he's got the shit on his uniform and everything and is transitioning to a different MOS

>tfw 92f
>no pride or love for job whatsoever
every time I drive the fuel truck I pray for a rollover

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Wait for them to run out of paint then they will surrender.
Never charge a position or move from a fortified position. Just wait until their trigger happy can is empty and they start to cry.

We all go to dinfos. Yes. Even international students are trained as photographers here. Apart from that, he had the patch with the dagger and lightning bolts with an airborne tab above that. And then the helicopter patch on his chest. I don’t know how to identify army devices well but that’s what I was told makes him sf by the other soldiers in my class

>prior special forces air assault
The 101st isn't anything near SOF despite what the faggots in it might tell you

Unless he has a rocker that says SPECIAL FORCES hes lying