Let's hear your worst range stories, Jow Forums. The thread yesterday got 404'd. Time for round two.
>at and indoor range for the first time with my girl >renting XDM 40 and Kel-tec PF9 >suddenly a wild lanklet appears, occupies the stall next to us >mg is laughing openly at his skinny arms, since even she has broader shoulders than the lanklet >he's shooting some sort of metal handgun, can barely hold it steady >i get worried that he's going to pivot with the recoil and kill me or mg on accident >politely tell him he needs to find something less powerful to shoot or else fuck off >he rolls his eyes at me .continue shooting, except every time one of his cases hits me, I throw it at him as hard as I can, making him flinch >later, we see each other in the locker room and I confirm that his penis is micro sized >mg still in stitches about the whole thing, pointing and taunting him at this point for the micropenis >tactically throw a shampoo bottle right in front of him as he's stammering and running away >he pretends to trip, I guess he's playing dead, like a possum >me and mg throw some of our brass at him and walk out >we leave a big tip with the RSO and say he can keep the brass >he nods and then gets this wild look in his eye >pic related is the best I can post to show what he looked like "aww yeaaa" sort of crazed look >lanklet was never seen at that range again
>went to range >payed my money >wait for lane assignment >OP is in lane next to me. >OP is pimple faced basement dweller with his baby sitter. >OP want to give me advice like a fudd >tell OP to fuck while ejecting hot brass at him >OP gets mad, said he was going to tell RO and his mom that I’m a meanie buttface. > whatever faggot
>feeling insecure >big asshole >manufacture an artificially dangerous situation >use it as an excuse to get in other peoples' business >he tells you to fuck off >I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S DONE THIS >literally physically assault him for no reason >while he's holding a deadly weapon which minutes prior, you were pretending to be worried about him killing you with >look at his penis in the shower >you know, the shower room at the range even though this story isn't true, you're still a massive faggot, OP.
>range story thread >no mention of brass jews >no mention of range fairies replacing your ammo with M&Ms >no story of fudds in tacticool kevlar pl8 >no soccer moms >OP is somehow still a colossal faggot
>no story of fudds in tacticool kevlar pl8 >fudds in tacticool >fudds >tacticool
Lurk moar newfag
Grayson Gutierrez
Op is a fag. That story sucks. Since itt is shitty fake range stories I'll do one. >be me, range trap and brass jew >be rso at outdoor range >my job to pick up brass >almost nobody wants to take their brass >get up to 1k brass a day >happy gay brass jew noises
>Trying to enjoy my day at the gun range >pull out Glock 19 to start the day >Weird 3% Instagram 2nd amendment couple eyeing me >Guys a Manlet GNC salesman type >Girls a coalburner >Start shooting and when I finish take off earplugs >This manlet tells me I can’t shoot because my arms are skinny >Shortmansyndrome.jpg >starts throwing brass at me >Iwillendyourbloodlineandhearthescreamsofyourwoman.png >Now in shower >Manlet walks in and stares at my gigantic penis >lustineyes.gif >Gets blowjob from Manlet and gf
Alexander White
Dont do it user. People are not NPCs.
Tyler Martin
>"Op is a fag" >LE TRAPS AND FAGGOTRY IS Jow Forums AS FUCK
Ikr I've been here since 08. I only became a trap in 16 so I guess it's confusing for the retarded. "Go back to discord" is some newfag bullshit.
Christian Perez
Post trap socks
Ethan Rodriguez
Not American so someone pull the burger out of your mouth and chime in if In wrong.
>But
I believe it's a reference to the ~3% of the American population who rose up during the war of independence.
Also a reference to the fact that it only takes a single digit percentage of the populace to affect real political change so long as they are trained, coordinated and dedicated.
That he as an American is pooh poohing this is triply ironic.
>drive 8 hours to shoot in regional match >do awful >go home mad That's about it because I don't have any need to make up bullshit stories on the internet.
halfway there, its a reference to a large militia group who believe that doctrine, however they are frequently out of weight or no guns, etc
Dylan Nelson
>went innarange once >measure tape left at home >couldn't range
Joseph Torres
Sort of right it’s a Boomer Militia US meme though and they wear shirts with III% it’s just a cringe group of boomers larping so it’s not anti American or ironic to make fun of them.
Ethan Butler
Traps populate this board. People don't seem to realize this lately. I came around like 3 years after you, used to have fun triggering the polfags but gave up after a while because too much work.
I dont think people mind traps on here as long as its about guns, problem is they often make it about themselves. And then people jump in huhue traps are a part of this board because they want to see that stuff.
Juan Thompson
>it’s just a cringe group of boomers larping so it’s not anti American or ironic to make fun of them. >however they are frequently out of weight or no guns, etc Make sure to demonize all anti-government groups strongly so as to encourage every potential member to stay far away from them and to continue being good little sheeple.
Dylan Diaz
The fact that you are even aware of some poster's gender or how someone dresses has already crossed the line into being about the poster, personally, not about weapons.
Jayden Ross
>he's STILL seething about the manlet with the Deagle OP, your eternal butthurt is more humorous than anything someone could post in this thread
Ryder Watson
thats how it should be yeah, generally speaking i only fucked with the threads that were already derailed into racist/bigoted faggotry, which has not really been a problem lately
Don't really have many entertaining range stories but here ya go >go to outdoor range to shoot new wasr >bring friend thats scared around guns >he shoots over the fucking mound consistently >I dont notice this >assume people naturally know how to aim and shoot because its not that fucking difficult >gets yelled at by RO >genuinely embarrassed I help him aim and shoot properly >he likes shooting now
>reloading some mags >notice 3 black guys walk in >set up in the stall next to me >go back to shooting >they start yelling about something >look over and see that they cant get their .44 mag revolver to fire >notice theyre trying to load it from a box of .45 acp >pack up and leave before their stupid revolver explodes
Eli James
>be me shooting with my buddy, a nigger, and a drunk nigger >nigger has twindraco, and uzi pro, and an ar pistol >drunk nigger is shooting Draco >one round sounds way different and now the gun is locked up >beat the bolt open >pull out a split case >drunk nigger shot a 5.56 round out of a micro Draco and nigger beat his ass for it
Isaac Rodriguez
>twindraco Two Dracos
Owen Perez
>not getting the joke Take your own advice, tourist.
At my range Ive seen people who are obviously tourists go in and shoot the biggest gun the range has (in this case a SAW lmg) Is this a normal thing?
Kayden Wood
the entire point of this website is that the identity and background of the poster is completely unknown unless it is relevant to the discussion at hand.
I'm not going to fly into an autistic rage like other people, but clearly identifying yourself on Jow Forums is one of the most pathetic calls for attention I can think of.
>Also a reference to the fact that it only takes a single digit percentage of the populace to affect real political change so long as they are trained, coordinated and dedicated. Yes and no. It takes about 5% of the populace to shift the Overton window. They don’t need training or motivation, they just need convincing. Gay rights is the classic example that comes to mind.
Alexander Hernandez
>go to outdoor range >friend shoots his 303 brit. >shoots some very old free ammo (1960's) >one is a tracer >field catshes fire >fuck.png >that happened about 8 hours ago
Isaac Carter
*catches
Eli Young
I would agree with that, thinking about it it would be impossible to casually mention you are a trap and then in the same post talk about guns and have it be a good post.
Adam Wright
Did you fags miss the part where itt was shitty fake range stories? If yall weren't so obsessed with the mere mention of feminine penis you'd notice that part.
Connor Wright
Im astounded how many of you idiots think youre sherlock holmes for deducing that ops story is fake
Noah Long
A lot of them didn't realize because they've never been to a shooting range before. They don't even realize that you tip the RSO before you shoot, not after. Also, who ever heard of a coed locker room ffs? But if they've never been to a range before, they wouldn't realize that.
Jacob Richardson
Fuck off anoymous We don't need your shit here.
Connor Perez
Aren't you supposed to tip after though? Seems easier than having to count every round beforehand so you dont undertip.
Carter Torres
It's a tip, so you are free to tip before, during, after, or even a day later. But smart people tip before, so the RSO can give you extra attention while you're shooting. I always slip the RSO a $20 so I can get that higher level of service. Works at hotels, nightclubs or restaurants too.
i mean if you're gonna shoot a gun and the have the choice to shoot a machine gun, you probably should.
Elijah Morales
>fly to utah to shoot nationals >wipe of fiber on front side on the command load and make ready >STOP! >ro says i flagged my finger >fly home
Joseph Campbell
>first time go every graded exercise in sniper school up to week 6 >gos on target detection, range e, m110 record fire, night fire, movers, and stalks >shoot 2010 record fire >fail due to partners spotting ability > 7 weeks down the tube
Carter Roberts
Traps are gay but it's fine as long as you're white or white assimilating
Angel Mitchell
you shut your whore mouth. my bear boyfriend was well within his rights to stick up for my twink ass when my ears started ringing from a loud pop. i was trying to zero out the scope for my pellet gun in peace
Owen Barnes
>get to stall and start loading mags >guys gets on the next one >starts blasting away with a .500 magnum >obnoxious muzzle brake that blasts all the energy to his sides >fine then >unscrew my flash suppressor >start blasting away steel cased tulammo 5.56 in my mini 14 >dump 3 mags >look over and see him walking to the door
>go to local gun range on singles-only day >park in Miculek-approved spot >pass penis inspection - cute latina today >paywave range fee so I don't have to spend 2 hours digging in the lead mines to pay for today's ammo >flinch, and try not to look guilty as the checkpoint guard waves me through because the range eagle clinging to the nonce detector focuses on me for a second longer than usual >get to stall, set down guns and complimentary bottle of soccermom's tears >groan when the designated movie viewer occupies the stall nearest to me >it's cool though - he's playing Heat and the sound of the street battle adds to the ahm-bee-onse >hit the showers after a fun and sweaty session firin' and mirin' mah gunz >exit showers to see a small deformed body hung up above the entrance to the range and realise the range eagle has caught another brass jew >today has been a good day at the range
>mg >my girl >based nigger posting Giving the niggers education, internet, vaccines and the knowledge of irrigation was a mistake.
Ethan James
>that brother Can one of the jannies ban this coon already?
Henry Barnes
>I like to look at other men’s penises Err ok faggot
John Fisher
Don’t hang around those people ever again
John Nguyen
What do you reckon your method of suicide will be?
Noah Gray
Plus it makes you realise how disgusting and degenerate you are, as well as your inevitable suicide.
Christian Lopez
The only way people can know is because these mentally ill attention whores can’t resist letting people know how “unique” and “different” they are. That and the communist ones are so easy to spot.
Lincoln Taylor
>A trap, having trouble with faggotry Kek. Also, you’d thing faggots like you would be more tolerant of “racism”, seeing as how often your kind get curbstomped by Tyrone (literally the only based thing niggers do)
Lincoln Nguyen
How ye doing there rabbi?
Lucas Collins
>Shooting 16" AR9 >Range fudd tells me to hold it like a handgun >Explain it's a rifle >"It's a pistol caliber so you have to shoot it like a pistol" >Put it away and shoot my other rifles
Camden Collins
Postin a classic, inb4 copypasta ive been here all summer >shooting k31 >havin a great time punchin shamrocks at 100 yards >black dude comes in with pelican case covered in geissele, trijicon, magpul, etc stickers >pulls out a fully gucci'd SCAR17 with suppressor, ACOG, the works. Probably close to a $5,000 setup altogether >think "oh cool", mire from afar >as I'm taking my last shots of the day, see something bouncing around downrange >moments later, aforementioned black guy is looking around all the lanes with a confused look >ask him "lose something?" >"yeah man i think i shot off my suppressor" >point downrange >sheeeeeeit >RO's call ceasefire while employee runs down to get it >suppressor has a big goose egg. & split down the length of it
>because the range eagle clinging to the nonce detector focuses on me for a second longer than usual SensibleChuckle.png
Jason Torres
I got one from last summer >Be in the army >Basic training, first range excercise >Quarter of the company is put into their spots on the range and are handed bullets >Shoot them a couple of times >Right after we have fired the third batch and are about to rise up and check the scoreboard this Abdullah looking nigger starts hurling and pointing his gun at me and couple of others >Starts imitating like his shooting us, without removing the magazine and the bullet in the chamber, but safety is one >loose our shit at being almost shot >"Bro bro wallah im just trolling" >Drill-sergeant sees this and starts screaming his lungs at the guy. >Lieutanent joins in >He gets discharged with a mention of being mentally unstable ":D"
What kind of pleb range do you go to? I bet you don't even have free donuts much less crab legs.
Liam White
People
Aiden Nguyen
Kek well done
Juan Davis
>it’s fine None will evade the rope
Xavier Reyes
>went to local gun club >someone is already inside the range trap >gross_sloppy_seconds.exe >ended up having to jerk myself off behind a berm cancelled my membership that day
Jordan Jackson
I got one for you fags.
>my friend recently purchased an Mp5 in full auto with registered sear >offers if i wanna go shoot it with him for the first time >hellyea >meet friend at range >whips out Mp5 >ohbby >he loads in a clip and dumps it in a matter of a second >we both cream our pants >okokok my turn >loading up magazine when two fuds in overalls come over >hey, that thing is pretty slick, mind if we try it? >I look at my friend with a ohforfucksake look >He said sure >Load up 2 clips without a loader >takes easily 5 mins >Hands it over to the first fudd >slowly takes his time in semi auto >wtfmanhurrythefuckupiwannashootit >literally never shoots the gun in full auto just plinks with it in semi auto >finally runs out of ammo >Loads second clip and hands it to his fud friend >Does the exact same thing and shoots it in semi auto >areyoufuckingserious >takes him a million years to finally runs out of ammo >okcanifuckingshootitnow >They both start making small talk while holding the gun >they ask if they can shoot it in full auto now >i'm steaming over on the side like some pissed off anime character >friend is like, uh sure haha... >Let's them both shoot it in full auto >Long story short the range we go to doesn't provide ammo so you gotta bring your own, and my friend only brought a few boxes. so i never got to shoot the gun because a couple fudds used up all the ammo
>Moral of the story: Don't let other people shoot your guns.
And before you fags say something like >How could he recently purchase an Mp5 if the ATF makes people wait nearly a year? I merely worded it wrong. He bought it a long time ago, but he busted it out of jail, so he recently picked it up.
Evan Anderson
You're a limp wristed noguns faggot that cries out for attention. You can't compete with other men so you give up completely and poorly pretend to be a woman. What does your father think of you attempting to seduce men to fuck you in the ass? Hit the weights and lay off the sweets and you won't feel like such a degenerate little depressed bitch. Thousands of your ancestors fought and fucked their way to reproducing and living on. You're an embarrassment to their legacy. You live for singularly for small fleeting pleasures that are completely unfulfilling.
Eli Walker
That sounds like both you and your friend are gigantic pussies
Ryder Richardson
I'm wayyy to poor to buy many guns. I have an ak-47 i plink with from time to time. And yea, i'm a major faggot, so are you and everyone else on this board.
Robert Adams
>shooting at a public range >older guy in flip flops and shorts approaches the firing line >all he has is a pistol grip pump 12 gauge with no stock >I overhear him tell the RSO that he has never shot a gun before and he rented the shotgun >he sets up a target about 12 feet from the firing line >angled metal target stand holding up some cardboard >he proceeds to shoot buckshot, from the hip, as fast as he can work the pump >one of the shots goes into the dirt and ricochets off the metal target stand >a piece of buckshot hits the kid right next to me >missed his dick by an inch >the kid leaves >mfw they don't even kick the guy out >I leave
Henry Russell
>clip
Joshua Thomas
>Moral of the story: Bring more ammo, and dont trust fudds
Angel Young
explain
Josiah Rodriguez
They're called magazines. Clips are stripper clips, the things used to reload some guns or magazines. Don't feel bad, no one is born knowing everything. You weren't acting like an asshole and asked what you were saying wrong, so the people who will be mad at you are assblasted autismos.
Isaac Watson
*Programming socks
Josiah Robinson
Wtf, a nice and helpful comment on Jow Forums? are you ok? Well i appreciate the info friend. I use to call suppressors silencers until someone ripped me a new asshole over it.
Levi Sullivan
Fake and gay
William Morris
Actually, true and gay. They weren't wearing overalls or anything, but the stereotypical boomer wears overalls and a maga hat. Thought it would get my point across that they we're a couple fuds. i didnt mention that i did finally get to shoot it the day after that, he brought a fuckton of ammo this time. The only reason he didn't bring a lot the first was because it was a friday and right after work he was gunna meet me at the range. so he didnt wanna bring a shit ton of ammo.
Justin Davis
No problemo, man. Also, I'm pretty sure silencer and suppressor are pretty much interchangeable. It's just that calling them silencers isn't accurate, even though that's a valid name for them. If someone gives you shit for it. In fact, the one of the first suppressors was called the maxim silencer.
Kayden Nguyen
Not terrible, but pretty strange. >Father and I go to the range >Father decides not to bring his PPS, so all of the guns we have are mine >30 year old autist and his smelly girlfriend walk up >Tells us that the guns for sale at the range will never sell >Tells me I need a Ham radio license for my "defense plan" to be cool like him >Tells my father all about the Glock 17 MOS in the case, and how it would be a great "first gun" for me because it doesn't use iron sights, and is large enough to mitigate the recoil of 9mm. >wait for autist to finish >Father goes "yeah, all these belong to him" >We start laughing >Autist walks away autistically >Spends whole time at range barking orders at his smelly gf as if he's a drill sergeant >When I say the words "that recoil isn't as bad as I expected" about my new shotgun he rushes over talking about 45ACP, but then walks away defeated again when he learns I was shooting a 12 gauge.
David Moore
WTF I don't get it where do you guys shoot. here is my worst. >at range >old man and 3 generations of boomers and zoomers >one boomer has high power laser pointer >point it at me stings > I turn to see him giggling >Ask WTF >shows me laser >burns paper >wont let me hold it >wont shoot >I leave I think he was "trolling" me because I had on gear and I am Jow Forums He was a old out of shape man child, but I don't know it was very strange like dealing with a 9yo
Nicholas Bailey
>indoor range >renting >not even renting something interesting, but the most basic/cheap stuff >locker room >tips the RSO >"aww yeaaa" sort of crazed look It's like a fusion between strokeposting, "and then everyone clapped", and manlet rage posts. 9/10 made me reply
>go to local range to kill some paper >need to polish up my skills, haven’t shot in a year >bring the 1911 I carry everyday >by myself, looks like it’ll be a good range day >then millennials show up with all their flashy garbage >glocks with optics >some plastic crap with what had to be a 20 round magazine >A Mattel death trap “pistol” >start blasting away, ruining the still morning air >when we walk up to check our targets I try to tell them that they should get a .45 if they are really concerned with protecting themselves >find out the one kid’s suped up glock was a .45 >didn’t let me have his brass I don’t think i’ll go back to that range again
