China

This is what happens when your island shrinks and remains small.

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You can learn literally everything you will ever need to know about the Britisher armed forces from watching 28 days later.

>prove me wrong

Protip: you cant

>Zhang still butthurt that bongs stole their Dragon

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kek

Begone Zhang scum
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Type 52c destroyers were built in 2002

>be China
>one of the biggest economies in the world
>1 billion people
>3 carriers
>your only active carriers are a shitty Russian one that was once an amusement park and a copypasta of a shitty Russian one that was one an amusment park

>by Bong
>economy runs on soccer, beer and gonorrhea
>less than 200 million people who worship an old german lady in a palace
>2 carriers
>modern, 100% indigenous design
>fighters are late, so your BFF lends you some and you get to sail the 7 sea's reminding the globe of Anglo-Saxon (now with Hispanic flavor!) superiority.

The fact that the Bongs, an unimaginative dim-witted people who live on a damp and cramped island that hangs off Europe like a genital wart almost have carrier parity with China, despite the absolute state of the UK, tells you everything you need to know about China.

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Well yeah it’s hard to paint your ship when you’re understaffed and half your crew has to pray 5 times a day

The UK has no carrier in service.

Sure thing Zhang, much like Tibet, the QE does not exist

Fuck the Welsh

>mad because no dragon heraldry

For real.
Typical welsh town name: rthkklqqyhth

Eat shit sheepfucker

QE came in to service in '17 sweaty

It's the lighting, you can even see the Chinese ship with the same "rusty" shade in the background lmao

>t. Cant sing and cant play Rugby

Well its undergoing sea trials, leaks, has no aircraft and is about to be handed over to the USMC after its captain got dismissed, the o technically it leaves the UK with only 1 aircraft carrier

Eat sheep, shitfucker.

>this much COPE
Calm down Zhang

Eat fuck, sheepshitter

Now, lets see a Chinese frigate built in the same era to where the Type 23s were being built

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>handed over to the USMC
God you're not gonna start posting that clickbait RT article again are you? The one where the title says one thing, the body says another, and the author rants about how hypocritical it is that the captain got shitcanned because "duh guvenment tho?!???"

Its just some little Zhang or Eurotrash butthurt over the majesty that is the Anglo-Sphere.

>today on Jow Forums weapon system takes time to test

>less than 200 million people who worship an old german lady in a palace
>200 million
You really have no idea about this place do you, same goes for Armatard and his "small island" chat. We have ~65 million people, less than half that of Russia, 20% of the US and about 4.5% of China.

"Small Island" is and always has been a badge of pride for the UK. Always way more relevant than we have any right to be considering our tiny population and love of giving absolutely zero support to our best and brightest.

>Damp
Definitely
>Cramped
Yep
>Genital Wart
Of course, we do have the very best in modern slaggery after all
>Unimaginitive and Dimwitted
Yeah, nah. In this context? The RN invented many features of modern aircraft carriers (Cats, traps, ramps) and UK still has one of the most advanced tech sectors on the planet. The RN found a way to hang on to the bare minimum of carrier capability despite successive shitty governments being hell bent on destroying everything good coming out of the UK defense industry in the 60s and 70s. The RN is easily the 2nd or 3rd most capable navy on the planet, depending on where you rate France and China and depending on how quickly you believe a squadron of F35Bs would be rushed onboard QE & PoW in a potential conflict, so your assesment is pretty off the mark.

Pic related, what could have been in the 60s. Downside is that she'd probably still be in service now.

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If you think British people are unimaginative then you’ve definitely never been here. We’re still coming up with new ways to draw penises and swear words on toilet doors, and no country on Earth can match our weapons grade football chants.

phnglui mglw nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>majesty that is the Anglo-Sphere
Hasn’t been that good of late.

No. I'm not going to innsmouth leave me alone.

I’d rather fuck scaley fish monsters than Welsh women to be honest

>Problem: You have a carrier, but no jets for it yet
>Solution: Give the Americans a ring
>Outcome: Your carrier now has jets

It shines as brightly as ever

>misreading the banter that badly

The only decent women in your region are Irish and you let 3/4 of them get away.

...after actually thinking about it i would too.

>t. Never been to Ireland

Around 1% of Irish women are the cute fairy type, the rest are livestock. Britain (and ROI) has serious sexual dimorphism where the vast majority of men are average to good looking, but the majority of our women are trogladyte slags with a tiny minority of stunners.

053s were pretty great. Even now, they serve as high speed patrol frigates with decent ASW capability.

Same Chinese destroyer transiting the Kiel Channel in Germany.

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>Britain (and ROI) has serious sexual dimorphism where the vast majority of men are average to good looking, but the majority of our women are trogladyte slags with a tiny minority of stunners.
This is strangely true, British men are clearly better looking than the women (or maybe they're just better at looksmaxxing? hard to find non-metrosexuals in Britain these days).

>this enrages the Anglo

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ehh i'm hungover and it was a shade more self-flagellating than i'm used to

How much of it works though?

This wouldn't be the first time chinks pretend to have gear they don't. How do we know this ship isn't entirely hollow?

Truth desu, it's not genetic though, it's just that slags have worked out collectively that if none of them exercise then the fellas have no choice but to sleep with them and they can eat all the maccy D's they want. We unironically need to stay in the EU for the QTs and the cooking.

>This wouldn't be the first time chinks pretend to have gear they don't.

Which was what?
That's Russian tactic, not Chinese.

Chinese tactic is not talking about anything and pretending that things do not exist, literally the opposite of the Russians.

It took literally 5 years until China officially admitted that they had the J-20, even after thousands of photos circulating around.

Actual welsh town name: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Notice how there are 4 L's in a row at one point

>An "operational military capability" is expected to be declared in 2020.

The 052C would have wiped the floor with that britbong boat.

Ignoring those heavy YJ-62 AShMs, the HHQ-9A SAMs are capable of surface attack and have a 180kg warhead each. A single one would have sunk or crippled any ship.

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>this is America's greatest ally
Yeah, I'm thinking we got WW3

This, when I went across the isles I saw a hell of a lot of good looking men (nohomo) but the women are like 90% monsters

I love the offset island so much.

They're not talking about it, but they know everyone is looking for it. Could be false leads, but we know there's fake stuff.

At the same time, we know they bought plenty carriers from western countries, a grave mistake. They reverse-engineered everything. So some of that stuff must be functional.

I doubt everything really is functional and operational though.

>be me
>15 year old Destroyer in high res PR photo with good lighting, freshly painted

>be you
>30 year old Frigate in low res badly framed photo with bad lighting, clearly on patrol

>lmao can u even compete west XDDD I bet u don't even have quantum anti fan death paint

>fan death
I love this superstition

The bong ship has hatches that open in the right direction. I'm not too worried.

>modern, 100% indigenous design
>A
>FUCKING
>RAMP

They really should just buy French.

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STFU COMMIE!!!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!

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>Britisher
Found the Indian.

Chinese dragons have no wings and are anatomically plausible (Western dragon have 6 appendages).

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>Type 52
And that isn't one of them??

retarded

Type52s the ship in the background of the bottom pic.

Hence the question of why is the British ship in such a state whilst being so close to a home harbour, while the Chinese ship could sail to Russia and still look ship shape

>while the Chinese ship could sail to Russia and still look ship shape
By only showing the Chinese ship in the background and superimposing a different photo above?

>the HHQ-9A SAMs are capable of surface attack and have a 180kg warhead each. A single one would have sunk or crippled any ship.
Which will just make a bigger boom when a Sea Ceptor hits it.

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