What would Jow Forums do if their weapons became sapient?

What would Jow Forums do if their weapons became sapient?

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Fuck them

he'll yeah börther

I hope I get to live to witness guns with anime eyes

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>300m effective range

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Shoot the gun with another gun

I would rape some befriend others have relationships and stuff idk depends what gun

Sex

That's exactly what I expected.

I've been here too long. I need to die.

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same

May I ask for the source link my good fellow? I'll give you this picture of ferocious dragon as a fair exchange. Thank you kindly.

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lmao holy fuck

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cringey
why gooks draw these shits

>when Dora the Explorer gets some of those ATF free AKs for mexicans...

Holy shit that was amazing.
>tfw no PuffPuff to ride around on and destroy your enemies with

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Damn thats some good shit. Why isn't it posted more?

As far as I know it's a Korean oneshot and fairly underground?
I could be wrong but I literally only found it today

[spoilerhha]I also found porn of them but I'd suggest going to /ob/ on trash for that and not here[/spoiler]

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Thank you my kind fellow. You are awesome.

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welc

link?

Develop a deep bond and friendship with them, maybe even take them out on dates ti fancy restaurants and movies theaters until that point where our relationship gets sexual

Mild Degeneracy warning

Yeah, disgusting. How could anyone like this.
Thanks user

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use my stand to cheat at video games so that they'll never be able to leave the iron tomb I keep them in unless I take them out to play with them

FPBP

>Sentient gun
MARRY IT
holy shit

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>TANK BREEDING

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Either fuck and marry it or see if it makes for a good wise-cracking sidekick.
>"You're not the only one who has a gun!"
>"Good, then this is an act of self defense, motherfuckers!"
Fucking based.

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Sorry for mass replying.

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Apparently there are plans to make more

I’d hope I get a personality akin to the sword from Kill la Kill, or generally a cool/happy/excited to shoot personality

Not the gay anime shit youre going for

I'd have someone to talk to finally.

BASED

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Noooooo! PoofPoof!

>What would you do if your guns could talk and tell tell you to kill people.
So you're saying that this isn't a normal thing then?

shit taste desu.

>Implying we don't already fuck our guns.

That was great.

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you could suck them off. imagine a porno with kurt cobain and a shotgun.

Sure, but it's not the same when it's just an inanimate object

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I like that she only uses commiebloc firearms.

based

Some good shit.

I already feel bad for not shooting them as much as I should and I don't think I can handle the added guilt of having done that to something sentient.

>not wanting to bring all your rifles into bed and cuddle them to make up for it
baka

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Give them all a warm place to sleep, all the comforts they could want, and all the freedom they desired.
The youngest of my arms would be ~20 odd years old now.

The oldest?
1895.

Cute, thank you friend.

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