What's the best gun for goose nigger population control?

What's the best gun for goose nigger population control?

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leev the geez alon

Beretta 1301

There's too goddamn many of them. If boomers didn't feed them I wouldn't have to do this.

Semi auto shot gun alternating between buckshot and dragons breath

Dude just leave out some bread soaked with antifreeze.

So shoot the boomers. Cut off the food supply and they'll move on. You're making this way more complicated than it needs to be.

I'll need something quieter and easily concealable. I'm in a populated suburban area.

I can do weighted chinups with 60lb extra weight
I could take down a horde of them

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Boomers give resources to the geese, you kill the geese and eat them, so youre basically taking resources from boomers and getting snackies.

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>goose nigger population control
I hope the RCMP tazes and stomps you mercilessly.

Just the dragon's breath, then.

Air rifle/pistol

Peanuts still in the shell.
I watched one nearly choke itself on one for about 10 minutes.
I don't know why these aggressive shitting honking fuckfaces are protected, we could feed the homeless with their numbers.

Stoeger m3k or the 590 JM Pro

geese are the worst birds

>I don't know why these aggressive shitting honking fuckfaces are protected
There was a time when the fuckers actually migrated back to Canada. Now they stay year-round living off boomer gibs and breeding like rats. I say they're no longer migratory birds so fuck them.

We gotta... WE GOTTA SHOOT THOSE FUCKS, THE ALPHA GOOSE IS COMING

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I still think they're cute. I drive by parks as a Californian, and I love seeing these meat melon honkniggers with their soccer ball bodies tipped down, and their goose necks twisting into the ground as they graze.

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You got a problem with Canada goose, you got a problem with me. I suggest you let that one marinade.

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Be a man, march right into the middle of them and assert dominance. Then use your platoon of Grey Death to destroy your Enemies.

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just use a rake

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Silenced .22

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An oar

Bootlicking avian nigger faggot

This. You can get a PCP in a real caliber with an integral suppressor.
Not cheap though.
Otherwise a bow or a .22 / PCC with subsonic and a stuffed popbottle/oilfilter

Figure it out.

A golf club. Or a 12 gauge. Whichever.

>I'm in a populated suburban area.
Then why are you even considering shooting them? Even a child could take out a goose or 3 bare-handed