Just Nd into my wall. Ama?

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

Just yeeted my bed.

Ama.

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Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

When's the suicide date?

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

Point it at yourself next time

Jayden Murphy
Jayden Murphy

Air you an idio.... Wait..

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

Yes. Drunkenly loaded the 22 and forgot i did that. It was on the gunsmith bench.

Pointed in a safe direction so all's good. Besides some drywall work. But i slways like being a cautionary tale.

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

BasedI've seen 150 ND threads since I've started lurking here back in 2011

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

I believe it. First nd not at work.

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

never drop the hammer on your carry gun in the house anymore. Problem solved. Problem staying solved.

Asher Watson
Asher Watson

It was a random 22 lever gun. Fml

James Fisher
James Fisher

Were you in fear for your life?

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

Why were you handling guns and alcohol at the same time?
Do you like having dead friends and relatives?
Or is it just the exquisite sensation of a bullet ripping down your leg and into your foot?

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

I knew a guy that ND'd a 22 and shot a pot full of chili and made a hell of a mess before he realized it.

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

There are easier ways to make a gloryhole, you know.

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

Why were you handling guns and alcohol at the same time?
Because thats not how ypu do chores?
Do you like having dead friends and relatives?
They're all dead already anyhow.
Or is it just the exquisite sensation of a bullet ripping down your leg and into your foot?
Eh it wasn't that bad. This isnt scared straight.

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

Why were you handling guns and alcohol at the same time?
i train like i fight

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

I'm irresponsible, and since nothing happened this time due to my negligence, I'll place little importance on it

Regularly being drunk is bad enough as it is, no need to enact your deepest special ed fantasies by adding guns into your other bad habits.

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

he hasn't held a gun to the head of a chick giving you a blow job.

Sad!

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

Were you born stupid or did it require years of hard work?

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

Naw just brain cancer and chemo fog.

Pretty easy tbqh

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

based

Austin Price
Austin Price

maybe for average to normal sizes, but OPs size is under .22 caliber so its hard to imagine a more efficient way. its not exactly easy to hammer a sewing needle into a wall

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

based

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Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

Based.

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

ND while drinking and handling his .22lr

very often work on and use my firearms after smoking and never had any dangerous situations

And people get shit for smoking weed and owning guns. Y’all are retarded

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

Treat every firearm as if it were loaded.
Rule 1 of firearms safety is written that way for a reason. Every time you begin handling a firearm, automatically assume it's loaded until you visually ensure that it's not. It's good practice.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

I mean i dry fired in a safe direction.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

amazing

Luke James
Luke James

dry fired
That's the thing, though. You didn't dry fire, did you?

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

he doesn't chamber flag his sex guns
Good luck pleading manslaughter.

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

Naw it prematurely ejaculated.

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

I made a habit to check the chamber of my gun every single the time trigger is pulled, all in the same action. Even if you know the mag isn't in the gun and you just dry fired, check it every time. I finger fuck and play with loaded guns all the time while drinking and never had a close call thanks to that rule.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

i have four kids because i nd

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

handling guns while drunk
bruh

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Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

Where are we senpai

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

I've never understood NDs... I'm an oldfag at 34... I have been shooting since I was 7. Never once had an ND.

What exactly were the circumstances?

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Nm, Just read

How do people assume a gun is not loaded? How is it not habit to check every single time?

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

finger fuck and play with loaded guns all the time while drinking

What the actual fuck. Making normal gun owners look bad here. I think the late george carlin once had something to say about this.

... Think about how dumb the average person can be, then realize statistically 50% of all people are dumber than that!

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

actually laughing my ass off good work

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

I did.

I just forgot lifters were a thing.

Broke open the lever gun, emptied it, cleared the chamber, dry fired in a safe direction.

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

I finger fuck and play with loaded guns all the time

I have questions

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

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Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

Kek, based

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Landon Perry
Landon Perry

Why were you handling guns and alcohol at the same time?
do you know where you are?

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

Drunkenly loaded the 22

you are not among friends.

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Owen Hall
Owen Hall

takes half a second to cycle the action to make sure its empty
'but i always dryfire in a safe direction'
wha

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

They've happened a few times

At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
Drinking with friends
Show them my new Jericho
Try to manually decock
Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
At range
Showing friend pistol
Think gun is unloaded
Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
Forgot loaded mag in
Shoot between his feet

Third time
At parents house.
Just bought a sig from a guy
Get home
Try swapping slides with another sig I had
Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
Pull trigger
Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
At my new house
Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground

Fith time
Showing a friend how to use it
No idea how but a round got chambered
Show him how the trigger works,
Pull trigger
Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
Thought maybe the house was haunted
Grab a sig
Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
pull trigger at the same hole
Round goes off

Seventh time
Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
He's showing it off to me
I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
Pulled the trigger for some reason
Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

.22 LR or .22 short?
I ND'd a .22 short into a quarter by accident and kept it to remind my self to clear my weapons.

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

Stop handling firearms. Entirely.

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Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

My buddy had an AD last night. His shit P64 sent a round off when he dropped the slide. Dented the second round's primer too so it's a good thing it didn't burst fire into the wall. He knows the four rules though so it was pointed up and away from everything. Didn't really startle me that much aside from the sudden ear ring

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

this is some next level stupid
you shouldn't DRIVE let alone handle firearms

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David Murphy
David Murphy

I assume you are a cat.

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

there are people on Jow Forums right now who have never seen this pasta before
Jesus christ lads

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

You need to stop and evaluate yourself before someone is killed. You know it is only a matter of luck that you haven't shot anybody, yet you continue to operate guns in the same manner. With a self reported 8 near misses, you and everybody knows who would be responsible if someone gets shot around you. Quit making excuses and change how you handle guns or get rid of them.

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

Level 100 retard

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

This.

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

Implying any one here actually owns guns

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

As far as pasta goes, it's in the sweet spot: not too outrageous to out itself, but you can't entirely believe it at face value, either.

Ryan Price
Ryan Price

fuck off back where you came from, child.

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

I'm sorry user but you cannot justify completely irresponsible behavior like playing with LOADED firearms while intoxicated.
It's kinda ironic that I'm even pointing this out because well... the thread happened? you can see the results? what are you gonna tell me this scenario would have worked out differently for you because you're such an experienced drinker? yeah, I bet every single drunk driver on the planet thinks the same way user.

TLDR
kill yourself.

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Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

This is ancient copypasta, retards.

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

Old and NOT gold

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

Caring about firearm safety
Not anymore grandpa

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

Ah you're right.

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

10 years going strong. I'm an alcoholic not a retard.

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

kek

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

I vote that every time this pasta gets posted, user has to add another incident.

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

this

Joseph King
Joseph King

Boy scouts in here pretending like they are always 100% safe when handling firearms. It's not WILL you have a negligent discharge it's WHEN. Most gun owners will have a ND at least once. the 4 rules have several levels of redundancy for a reason. They're meant to be retard proof so even if you're breaking 2 of the rules you should be safe (make sure you don't have a round chambered when you point your guns at your friends, etc).

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

when you point your guns at your friends
that's when I take the safety off and play russian roulette with an auto

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

Unironically based
t. soldier who failed asap

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

It's not WILL you have a negligent discharge it's WHEN. Most gun owners will have a ND at least once.
I disagree. It is due to negligence. If you are not negligent, it will not occur. All gun owners are expected to be responsible.
While it isn't entirely equivalent, gun ownership is similar to car ownership. They are both dangerous and are intended to be used in a safe manner to prevent injury and death. The negligent use of a car (i.e. crashing and possibly killing the driver or someone else) is not a matter of 'when' for normal responsible drivers. Same for gun owners.

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

I was drunk, cruising along. some cholo cut me off so I caught up to them
went to grab my gat, but when I did I ND'd into the floor board and severed the brake cables
flew off a cliff and died

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

I recognize some copypastas and memes, but joking about safety is not fun knowing actual retards here take your jokes at face value.

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Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

Optimal outcome.

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

fuck you buddy, I died

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

dry fired
Idk looks pretty wet to me

Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

confusing negligent and accidental discharges
I've never had an accidental discharge but I have NDed

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

The hole is too perfect. A bullet would cause some splintering. You did it with a drill.

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Dylan King
Dylan King

if retards take the jokes at face value they deserve the misinformation, redditor

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

not if it's shitty MDF or pressboard furniture like everything you buy everywhere.

Connor King
Connor King

No, this shit must not be normalised

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

bro....
I have fucking waifu pillows but even I know better than that.
Handling guns drunk is like driving drunk.

Isaiah Myers
Isaiah Myers

You're more retarded than a person who nd'd hows that feel?

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