I am the /k/ fairy. Make a wish.
I am the Jow Forums fairy. Make a wish.
I wish all the gun grabbers would disappear.
I wish I didn’t want to die on my birthday
I wish this guy was banned
I wish people weren't so angry at each other all the time.
i wish the Pancor Jackhammer were available on the public market
Does it have to be Jow Forums related?
I wish for The Zone to appear
Preferably in the heart of Detroit with a radius of fifty miles in every direction.
Of course! It's in the name, isn't it?
I wish for 2009 Jow Forums to come back for just a day.
Yeah I’ll get uhhh... never ending Yugoslavian revolution that still hires random westerners as mercs with a side of NFA repeal
I wish this guy was banned
I wish for America to collapse into an ethnostate
I wish the NFA was abolished.
Zero Gun Control
Make a wish
I wish you were dead, so get fucked.
Curse this faggot , and the (((gun grabber))) crew and their descendants for all of eternity
I wish for a united Ireland
I wish I could get the job that I want when the time comes
Nothing that hasn't been already said, but I wish for an original rhodesian CZ75, G3, and FAL
The ability to manifest any desired weapon of choice.
I wish for Beto to have a hilariously ironic accident.
Gets hit by a DUI driver?
the only correct post
Now I am S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Furry waifus made real.
I wish for the zone to grow, wishmaker.
I wish I could own guns.
BRUH, too real man
I wish O'rourke pulled a 360 and repealed the previous gun control countermeasures.
The fire rises
Give me a Luger
I wish I owned every HK pistol with "tactical" in the name.
I second this. M2 brownings need to become standard HD weapons
I wish for EU disintegration wars and right to own firearms after that
Russia Invades gergoia
Careful, the mods really, REALLY, hate non-NSFW furshit. They still ban with the "pornography" message when I use pictures with no genitals.
I wish for enough extra cash for that Kahn Double gun and 1911 I've been eyeing to Innawoods my dinner
I don't want you to die. Happy birthday, user
I wish that North America and Europe would become immortal and indestructible white ethnostates with eternal, immutable human rights, including above all the right to bear arms. No government tyranny or oppression. No B*Owns or J*Ws allowed, ever.
I wish a nigga would
Thanks user that means more than you think
All /pol/tards go away and we stick to weapons and cool shit instead of much rayshul holee wurr kindergarten shit
I wish for /lgbt/ to get removed and for anyone who has ever posted there to get permab&
308 to be 1cpr
I second this. Think about my fellow Jow Forumsomrades. With everyone at peace with one another, no import bans would exist because governments would be at peace with each other we can all have our dragunov, VSS rifles and our MP-412 REX. No one would want to kill one another so there would be no need for gun control. Imagine a world where you can buy a gun, a spare magazine, supressors fucking laser sights from a vending machine, or going down to the local walmart and buying your milk, eggs, bread and a new AA12 at low low prices. A world where fully semi automatic weapons are the norm and not the expectation. A world where the size of the barrel or the size of the overall means nothing but measurements A world where grenade launchers, hand grenades, rocket launchers are available to you to blow shit up! A world where we can trust tyrone, and in fact have a fun day at the range with him, I ask you is this not a world you would like to live in?
But user, that turn the US like 75% white. Think of all the vibrant diversity we'd lose!
Argh don't make me choose!
A CZ 75 variant of the Samurai Edge.
I wish ww3 begin
AK in .308
I wish for national reciprocity.
Fix Canada gun laws plz
I wish for suppressors to be standard practice.
I love all the other wishes here but I have a special one.
I wish for the cost of living to go down. If that is impossible I wish for the federal reserve to be closed.
Happy birthday faggot
I'm retarded, what's bad about the federal reserve?
I've never understood it, please explain to a retard/
but I get to do it with every single small arms weapon that ever existed and thousands of rounds of ammo for it laid out before me
Get women out of the workforce and you will have your wish granted. After WWII their introduction created an inflated demand for housing since nowadays you can live off welfare or just be a lonely working feminist. (Which women hate doing btw) Easiest solution without changing any laws is to make women unemployed housewives again. **This is speaking from an American perspective**
Rosie the riveter was one of the worst propaganda programs ever to hit America.
money being printed out of thin air by a (((private entity))) that exists apart from any governmental control or checks
I wish the h&r 999 sportsman was still in production.
Wish granted. Quit being a faggot and enjoy life. Go make friends at the range.
thats pretty edgy user. Honestly Im not a huge fan of jewish propaganda or the media monopoly but how are you so dull that the thought of killing a large number of innocent people would solve anything. Most Jews living in the US are just like everyone else: they just want to go home from work, fuck their wives/GFs, go on facebook, eat some food, chill on the couch with a good boy, and read about (insert hobby/interest here) on the internet. 100% of Jews are not constantly scheming about the downfall of Western Civilization. Plus, Jews are WAY WAY god damn better than roody-poos
Mfw only 3 hour train ride away.
Anyone want to carpool for a weekend trip?
I wish for true Americans that understand what position this country is in to undergo an evolution for a collective hive mind, like that of what the jews have so we can be on more even grounds to take back out country.
. 100% of Jews are not constantly scheming about the downfall of Western Civilization.
playing dumb and awww shucks doesnt work anymore guys.
I wish shooting sports, 2A activism, and gun ownership would become mainstream to the point of it being expected and abnormal to not participate.
Happy birthday user. Dont die. We care about you.
I wish I were born a girl instead of being a tranny that will never transition.
user how old are you? Are you a virgin?
Happy birthday user. It gets better.
'Appy bufdy from norf fc
Break your routine if you want to kill yourself. Get yourself something cool for your birthday strelok
I want enough money to buy a B-52
An advancement in cartridge technology makes possible a revolutionary successor to the AR-15 in our lifetime
I wish I didn't struggle through every day because of a fractured L1 and bad asthma
I wish I had a job
I wish I was actually doing something meaningful with my unemployment instead of playing games that I don't enjoy and sitting there with an aching back hating my life the entire time
I 18 USC 922(o) got repealed.
Wish granted. All of Detroit and much beyond is now a repeating recreation of an American drama film from 2011.
You got 007, thats blessed.
I WISH ALL THE GRABBERS WERE GONE!
100% of Jews are not constantly scheming about the downfall of Western Civilization
I got some bad news for you user......
I wish I had every single gun on my wishlist
I wish only Americans were allowed to post here.
I wish the second revolutionary war would just begin already instead of the slow drag upstart we have going now.
NFA and GCA repeals along with repeal of hughes amendment.
I wish I could buy a gun. fucking Cali age laws changed right when I turned old enough and i don't have anyone who can get me one in the meantime.
I wanna see the kube in real life
I wish bayonets would make a comeback in modern warfare.
I wish I had somebody who could love me for who I am, despite my vast flaws.
I wish I had a L1A1 with wood furniture
Wish granted and the revolutionaries will be successful
But the masses will side with the IWW and their kin. Welcome to the Confederation of Socialist American Communes, Jow Forumsomrade. Not to worry, communism with American characteristics is permissive towards guns, with slight variation between different areas... as long as you behave.
everybody point and laugh at this dumbfuck
Stg44 in 5.56 please!
I wish for 100$ Mosins again
I wish for all nations to completely repeal all firearms legislation and draft a new bill to replace it, the entirety of which shall be the phrase "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" as said in the official languages of each nation in all-caps, and, in nations which do not use the Roman alphabet, the equivalent of all-caps.
wish I could stop thinking of killing my self every other day
I wish could finally find interest in someone again to love
I wish I could find joy in things again and not feel empty anymore
I wish I actually knew what I wanted to do with my life
I can only wish anons but I don't think I can keep going especially if I keep getting that kind of tired that sleep won't fix
I wish for HAPPINESS, FREE FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN
I wish that a group of ultra left wingers go after Beta and his guards successfully defend his life with ar15s
Russian imports are allowed again
Come here buddy. You're not alone, you're with frens
It didn't work I was just warned.
my unironic wish is that one day I’ll get to be with her for real that’s it if I lived in a world without guns or freedom but had her I would be perfectly content
I wish that FL rises up and declares independence, immediately forcing all yankee transients, Puerto Rican transplants and recent Cuban immigrants out of the fucking state and either north, or into the ocean. Then, upon following this purge; all gun laws are nullified, the house of representatives is purged by gunfire and made examples of by hanging their corpses on lamp posts. Disney is completely destroyed and Orlando is left a smouldering crater.
I want to cleanse this beautiful state of its impurities. Make it clean again, and rid it of the sources of its blemishes.
Happy birthday user. Do something fun. I suggest going innawoods. Anything, a hike, just walk out and sit. Being innawoods makes me not want to kill myself. Maybe it's a bit more for me because I live in a city and hate it, but everything feels right out there. All the people and bullshit that make my life shit aren't important, and it's quiet. Life is shit but sometimes it isn't, enjoy the parts that are good or it really won't be worth it. You can always do that. Right now I'm watching raindrops hit the window and it's pretty nice. The world's pretty nice sometimes.
Oh shit he is revealed
Happy birthday user, we don't want you to die
I want all grabbers deported to an alternate dimension where there is enough Dakka.
I wish for a battleship race between China and America. It doesn't have to be big gun battleships, Kirov-alikes will do.
We can only wish
Niggers will be Niggers though and will ruin the fun
dead commies, dead democrats, dead republicans, dead jews, dead niggers.
I wish my life was genuinely enjoyable I've learned no matter what even if life goes perfectly ill still be unhappy
I wish there were no gun laws anywhere
I wish for gun laws in my country to loosen up.
Congrats, the definition of gun in the laws has been loosened to cover everything down to butter knives.
Up yours you know what I meant
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
The internet is much like a magic monkey's paw when it comes to wishes. Don't take it too seriously.
Make my Form 4 come back faster
pls no kickback
Destroy the NFA
I wish my wife didn't leave me
NO THANK YOUUUUUU
I wish that i had meaning in my life
Feel you man