Why aren't moon-sized space battlestations with planet destroying capabilities a thing yet?
What are those lazy baboons down at space force doing all day?
Why aren't moon-sized space battlestations with planet destroying capabilities a thing yet?
Tyler Bailey
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Ian Jenkins
Bruh they're still figuring out if their gonna get Tricare or not and if they should bring back the digitals. Give it a century or three.
Christian Williams
We chose to send all our money to third worlders
Daniel Morris
trying to convince congress they exist.
Alexander Taylor
It took an entire galaxy’s worth of effort to make that user.
Juan Lewis
The moon is already there bruh. What do you think the dark side of it is?
Caleb Wilson
Ssssh, you'll ruin the surprise.
Blake Diaz
It took a galaxy spanning empire 20 years to work out the math and science. On the upside once they got the fundamentals down the bigger 2nd death star was 2/3rds done in 6 months.
Justin Bailey
Juan Cook
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Jace Cruz
Because we signed a treaty with the russians saying we wouldn't do that coupled with the fact that putting shit in space is expensive as sin
Luis Fisher
The USSR had a spy station with an autocannon on it.
Brody Murphy
Oliver Ross
Why would we build a planet-destroying space station when we haven't found any other inhabited planets to point it at?
Easton Rodriguez
Because all you need to destroy a planet is a really fast rock
Alexander Mitchell
What I'm getting from that image is we need to start euthanizing retiree's.
Ryan Jackson
But they could've had $12B for welfare by eliminating NASA!
Nicholas Rivera
>2021
>alien species discovered
>its an entire fleet
>they start to slowly converge on earth
>then out of nowhere a single ship is launched
>on top of it is a man in a space suit and red cape
>turns out its Ichiro fucking mizuki
>Starts singing Ima Ga Sono Toki Da
>dark side of moon lights up
>it starts turning into a humanoid shape
>its motherfucking getter emperor
>he fucking swats the entire alien fleet
>humanity is saved
>then everyone dies
THE END
Bentley Jenkins
>pennies for the hungry
>woman is morbidly obese
She'd do well to be a bit hungrier.
Gabriel Clark
Jaxson Adams
1 time, yes, but its a bit of an escalation to go to "death star"
Ian Lopez
4 years actually
Brandon Powell
that healthcare budget has ballooned a lot since then. shame the governments retarded scheme relies on insurance companies and the elderly instead of going to the people directly.
Jeremiah Flores
20. Construction of the first Death Star began shortly after the Empire's takeover and ended some time before Battle of Yavin. It was the second Death Star they cheated through construction.