Dubs decides what I go out and do tonight

Buy hooker

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Pay to hooker to choke you

Post a face pic on /soc/

gloryhole lmaro

Find your nearest Catholic church and go to Mass. It's Thursday of Holy Week, so there should be a Mass at around seven.

Godspeed, user.

Experiment with fingering your anus

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go to a mall and start taking pictures of young children

You should still do this. I'm rolling until it happens because

A. You don't want to do this, it's not edgy or cool, and you'll get no points for doing so

and

B. I care about your soul.

Basically a prank wrapped in salvation.

These are bannable now, aren't they?

These dubs will be mine, user. Still rolling for your soul.

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Go to church, but start licking the windows instead

Smoke some weed, buy a hooker and have a good time

WINRAR

I guess you don't have to go to Holy Mass after all, faggot.

Why not just pay hookers to say or do retarded shit like that African guy, it would make the business explode

fug xDxDxDxDxD

you rancid fucking waste of space, what's wrong with you?

Oh wait. Those are called actresses

It might actaully just be roll threads idk

Get shitfaced and get into a streetfight, post results here afterwards

Give all your money to the homeless

Still go to Holy Mass tonight.

You'll enjoy it.

But don't partake of communion, only Catholics who haven't sinned (yes, sucking off a tranny counts) can partake.

I'm starting to sound like a broken record, but I really think it'd be funny if I forced you to go to Holy Mass

Oh, and take pictures to prove that you did.

This will be the most pious bet ever.

Go to mosque and give a speech about shuaiby

Not a catholic, but can't he confess his sins and then be able to partake in communion?

also if dubs, go to a baptist sermon instead, just to trigger this guy

Eat batteries

Go find people to play MTG with. Just head to the local card shop.

>can't he confess his sins and then be able to partake in communion?
no.

if dubs go to mass and take a shit on the altar

order a trap escort

go to a strip club and touch yourself

kill yourself

also film it

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Try not literally not touching yourself right now. I can't get my eyelids to not touch my eyes.

re-reollarino

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Reroll's don't count fagotini.

SERIOUS LACK OF DUBS ITT
if dubs go to a park and eat a dog shit

now do it faggot OP

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you faggot nigger, you stole my dubs fuck you

PUSSYFAGGOTNIGGER

it's a sign, OP

now kill yourself do it faggot

show navel then go to bed

Challenge a normie to a fist fight and report back to us afterwards.

stop channing