Why are you here

>age
>social status (wageslave, neet, unifag etc)
>do you consider yourself a robot
>why are you browsing r9k and how did you end up here

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i jus wanna fuck boipucci

>23
>neet
>only when I really think about it
>staying up late to monitor blood sugar levels cause I'm on a new insulin, can't do my normal hobbies cause I self harmed too hard and I don't want to open up all my stitches

All the ages and none of them

All the statuses and none of them

Fuck no

To laugh at all these fucked up posts

>18
>neet
>too young to be a robot, but aspiring cyborg
>I have nothing better to do with my life

>22
>wageslave
>I did, but I lost my virginity last year so now I'm identityless. I'm still a loser though
>I'm lonely and this is the closest I can get to talking to people.

>22
>wageslave, but will try to become unifag and wageslave once fall comes around so im not working a job i dont want to be in for the rest of my life with people twice my age and oh god im so fucking lonely please help me
>cyborg
>nothing better to do, i lurked for a while before coming here

21 (soon)
Poorfag
Yes.
Got bored with Pol, found this place. I enjoy the carefully crafted works of fiction.

>27
>lives off parents while paying off student loans aggressively (semi-neet)
>im a cyborg i reject normie life
>i browse this board because i relate to the introspective greentexts and feels of posters here. the feelings of alienation, feeling outside of society and unable to participate. i've never felt like i "made it" in society or been a part of it even when i've had sex and gfs. i've alienated everyone i've ever had friendships/relationships with

>20s
>none of your business
>cyborg would be more accurate, but I actively stay away from normie shit so make of that what you will
>my childhood and various other life experiences which have turned me into a bitter husk of a person that constantly browses this cesspit site

>>age
27
>>social status (wageslave, neet, unifag etc)
wageslave
>>do you consider yourself a robot
Turbo robot
>>why are you browsing r9k and how did you end up here
Bored at work.
I have threads open on three boards, this one is one of my new favorites. Been on Jow Forums since 06 and God Hand edits were being posted on /v/.
I'm pretty sure the screencaps of IGNs reviews of God Hand and let's imagine party babiez led to gamergate, the phrase Fake News, and Cheeto racist winning the ameribowl.

>age
32
>social status (wageslave, neet, unifag etc)
wageslave/unifag - lied saying I had a 4-year business degree but only ever got my GED so i've been taking classes at community college during the evening the past 3 years to try and get the degree i always said i had before the jig is up. made my way to program manager at amazon without anyone finding out so far and just got accepted into the business program this spring so i gotta tough it out for another 2 years
>do you consider yourself a robot
most of the time
>why are you browsing r9k and how did you end up here
came to Jow Forums from SA with moot so been here for almost half my life. come to r9k specifically today to remind myself what i dont want to go back to and that the money/lifestyle/security is worth it at the end of the day

18
school
robot
came here from reddit stayed because I am a robot

>24
>Wagie (fully happy with who I work for and what I do though)
>Not really. Had a very strange upbringing and social conditioning as a kid so I relate to some aspects of the board's mentalities at times though.
>r9k is the new /b/ frankly. I came here initially to laugh but now it just feels like one of the few places to post frank opinions and not give a shit about others' perceptions.

21 wageslave, pretty sure I'm a lot more far gone than robots a lot of you have actual chances in life, this is where I vent and bleed out my poison, came here because people told me to go back to Jow Forums enough times.

Shitposting.. I'm here for shitposting

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>age
21
>social status (wageslave, neet, unifag etc)
NEET
>do you consider yourself a robot
Eh, yeah I guess
>why are you browsing r9k
I don't even know anymore.
>how did you end up here
I had left Jow Forums sometime during high school and sometime later found reddit. Other than the porn, some of the memes and whatever game I was interested in at the time, reddit was pretty boring. I found the Jow Forums sub-reddit and rediscovered Jow Forums after high school. /co/ was my original home board but for some reason clicked Jow Forums when I arrived. The post were relatable and the people were there usual nasty selves. After some lurking, I began posting here and haven't left since.

Age: 21
SS: Wageslave
Why I'm here: Was here when I was younger and depressed, got somewhat of a good life going so I left this god forsaken place
Life didn't go my way, and guess where I fell back to

>36
>overpayed wagie
>no
>to torment robots, wandered in when i was board of tormenting tards on /x/ years ago.

>age
27
>social status (wageslave, neet, unifag etc)
NEET
>do you consider yourself a robot
No
>why are you browsing r9k and how did you end up here
Nothing better to do. I took refuge here in 2015 because the fags on /tv/ wouldn't shut their cuntholes about The Force Awakens. I realized I don't actually care about television or film and I got used to browsing this board so I stayed. I don't have any hobbies or interests but I refuse to go back to /b/ after I left it in 2010.

22
unifag on track to be a salarybro
I don't really care, I used to say I was a cyborg and I guess it works well enough
I don't know what else to do with my time, it provides some entertainment and porn. browsed Jow Forums since I was like 14, around 17 I saw the word robot and wanted to check it out. been here ever since

>19
>University
>Yes
>Around age seven I realised that everyone hated me and I was bad at everything so I started hating myself too. Never even considered myself to be a part of real society, somebody normal who goes out with friends and has had sex. I'm just a perpetual outsider looking in.

28
attorney
cyborg if anything
it entertains me, sometimes i relate. also i like finding femanons to send me nudes and other degenerate things

>25
>employed
>yes
>because I'm bored. I'm a nearly 11 year Jow Forums vet and was here when Jow Forums was first opened in spring of 2008

>18
>gradeslave
>No, I'm more of a failed normie (although failed implies I tried) and I'm a girl.
>I honestly can't remember how I got here, even though it was only a few months ago. As for why, half to laugh at, half to cry with.

post here please, i want real femanons
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>In my twenties
>Student/NEET
>Nope
>My ex-girlfriend shilled herself on this shitty board, was completely unaware that she had hundreds of autistic orbiters.

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>age
20
>social status (wageslave, neet, unifag etc)
NEET
>do you consider yourself a robot
No, though I'm retarded and a NEET I've been blessed with incredible genetics and I've gotten gfs with relative ease.
>why are you browsing r9k and how did you end up here
Bored. I haven't changed much from the days I would consider myself a robot (16-18) besides getting fit and realizing I'm attractive to females, I still have no friends not even online and I'm still a shut-in... but if I want I can get a girl. I'd just prefer to play MMOs and sleep all day instead.