ITT: fetishes only you seem to have

For me, besides a mommy kink (that it seems most people here seem to share), it's navels. I lost my virginity to a prostitute a few weeks shy of my 24th birthday, and have seen prostitutes a handful of times since then, but after finally being able to say I had P in V sex, get that albatross from around my neck, now I just like to sniff and tongue their navels and get my wiener sucked on.

What are some odd things that seem to only get your nuts pumping?

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I have a parasite fetish. I don't how I picked it up, but I used to keep a tank of leeches to fuel it.

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Oh interesting, like just looking at them, or putting them on you while you have a wank?

>putting them on you while you have a wank
That one. For some reason, nothing got me harder than watching those fuckers bloat up from feeding.

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desu i'd rather talk about mommy fetish than all that weird shit.
Mine seems to be getting exponentially worse and it's starting to worry me.

Hmm, I can see the appeal. Not sexually, for me,but I understand the satisfaction, like when you pick a good scab.When did you start and how did you learn you had it?

Why worry about it, unless it's for your own maman?

I think I always had it but it got stronger for me after finding a few anime milf FB pages.

I share the mommy one. Want to be held and be told I'm a good boy while sucking on a cowtit, as well as being jerked off. I look too masculine for it to ever happen but I'd lose my mind if I could actually do it.

that's exactly why I worry about it.
It's like Im circling a drain with my own mother at the center. My fantasies involve situations I'd be in with her, but I use porn as a visual aid.
I don't know what to make of it.

OP here, I'm close to 6'6, but a lanklet with big eyes and a childish and awkward disposition. The last prostitute I saw was a big tiddy/thick butt Romanian milf in her mid-30s I'd guess. Was very mommy-ish with me and helped button my coat and pecked my cheek before I left and I felt all /comfy/ on the train ride home.

Ah, I see. Is your mom pretty? My mom is good looking. She had me at age 30, she's 54 now but looks at least a decade younger. I've never had a sexual fetish for her even though she's attractive. Maybe it's because I saw her at home all gross without her makeup and contacts and stuff. Is your mom hot and very well put together all the time?

Did you do sexual mommy shit with her?

She lay down with me and let lick her nipples and navel while I played with her ass, then gave me a blowey-joey, and it was just a really nice time. Then I ate a hot dog at the train station and slept like a baby every night for the next week.

I'm a little too obsessed with pussy
Like if I ever get a girl I want to eat out her pussy every day
I want to finger her any time we're alone together
I don't want her to sit anywhere but my lap or my face
And I don't ever really care if my dick gets touched at all

I in no way want a vagina but I am sort of envious of lesbians

Haha, not too odd. Maybe a bit of a fixation, could you explain the last thing, about being envious of lesbians? Like because it's two vaginas together instead of one?

my mom is hot yes.
Not so much anymore because she's in her late 50s. But I had a lot of... exposure to it growing up when she was in her prime.
So I guess I'd say I'm in this weird place where I like the idea of it but not so much the day to day reality. But that idea has basically eclipsed all my other fantasies. I used to sometimes do incest porn a couple times a month but now it's every time. Even when I make a concerted effort to not go to incest porn my mind takes it there on its own.

I thought about bringing this up to my therapist but idk it doesn't seem like a relevant issue or that it would help me to tell him.

I heard girls eat pussy better
Which is sad for me
Because like I want to make her orgasm and I want to be the one who does it

How long have you known your therapist? I have one too, and we're comfortable enough I bring up a lot of weird stuff. But I've been seeing her for a year and a half now.

Maybe find a hooker who resembles your mother? To finally scratch that itch?

I'm not a doctor so I can't say with certainty, but maybe repressing it isn't always the best thing. There are people who want to fuck their friends' spouses, or their spouse's siblings, and may think about it but never do it. Just because you want to fuck your mother doesn't mean you will.

Well, it sounds like your partnters probably enjoy having a guy who likes to eat them out all the time. It doesn't sound like a debilitating fetish. I'm sure there are tutorials by women for men on how to eat pussy right, maybe ask online, or search around?

I think that's probably gonna be annoying eventually
Especially if I'm not very good at it

just over 6 months, but he's with the university and idk, I don't feel like I'm making a lot of progress with him. He is basically just someone to talk to and has offered no real insights or plans to help me stop fucking up in the other areas of my life. He just sits there... we have a lot of uncomfortable silences.
I really don't want to go the hooker route first because I'm a virgin and still holding out for this crazy idea that someone might actually like me who hasn't been paid to.
But second because I don't have the money.
Scratching it, by which I mean indulging it and diving into the fantasy by either writing "fanfiction" or other things like that seems to have only made it worse.

Hmm, I suppose you'll probably chill after a while. Like once you have a S.O. and you're together all the time, you won't be thinking about sex constantly.

I don't know if it's a fetish but I love knowing someone is turned on over the Internet and getting them to talk about how horny they are and how good it feels. It's hard to find than you think considering people just want to tell you what they want to do to you.

Male nipple play fetish. So frw share it. Though it's way cleaner and also good like anal.

I fap to girls licking men's nipples

I really really really like those fake nails that girls wear. in my eyes it can make a 5 an 8. so fucking hot and pretty

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That's possible
Also I've never had sex before so I don't even know if I like that
But cunnilingus is always the best part of any porn video
Seeing the girl have uncontrollable orgasms even if they are fake
That's what I get off on

I know what you mean. I had uni therapist too for a while, and he was a nice enough guy but not much help. Weirdly enough my therapist now I mostly kept coming back to because of the mommy kink. She's a busty blonde with a feminine voice who just sympathizes with me and gives me words of encouragement, and right now that makes me feel a lot better.

I understand as well about the whole prostitute thing, but the main reason I didn't go for it sooner was the fear about the legal implications, I never expected anyone to like me. Then I went to work in the Netherlands, it's not terribly expensive, and easily accessible, and I was so relieved and happy to finally be having sex.

Oh do you use Omegle? A lot of bots there right now but there are real people too. I use it for RPing A LOT. You could probably pretend to be a girl and get guys to tell you those things.

I see male nipple play quite a bit in Japanese porn, but doesn't seem to be much of a Western thing I guess.

I'm a boob fetishist, no one will ever understand. kill me now

I use Omegle a lot, yeah. It's hard to find good tags because of all the bots. I wish guys were more verbal about how good they feel. It's impossible to find a girl who does this though.

I have a pee fetish, I can't find any femanons who are into pee :(

Are you a guy or a girl? I'm confused.

I'm a guy but I like both guys and girls.

Are you a girl (female) and would you be willing to do that for me?

My reservations about going that route are fading as I get older. I was recently in Nevada and I did look up some of the cathouses close to where I'd be, but ultimately decided against it mostly because I couldn't afford it.
Did it really change anything for you?
I get the sense that it might be similar to a strip club. I go to those a lot, and while they're fun while I'm there ultimately I end up feeling like shit for having to go there. I'm concerned a prostitute would just be that amplified.

Oh, now that you mention it, those are kind of hot. I'm a bit less into them because I kind of just like the hot but unassuming milf next door look. The only nail color I hate is red. Looks like blood, which puts me off.

Ah yeah, I think maybe having not done it before causes you think a lot more about it. But I wouldn't worry about it causing relationship problems.

I know what you mean. :( Roleplay is a good tag. I usually have stories I like to use but a lot of people like a simple scenario all about fucking and sucking, I'm sure you could find some expressive people. The bots btw drive me fucking insane. I heard it's for add revenue, but I don't know who follows those links except maybe naive Pajeets.

What stories do you like to use user?

I think it depends on your state of mind and being accepting of your situation. I've never had an IRL relationship, just a few immature online ones with a couple of foreign girls (one in retrospect I think wasn't even a girl, probably a fat sweaty Greek guy named Hercule WhatsApping me between taking orders in the back of his gyro truck), but I have a mild brain disorder. I'm not bad looking face-wise but my body is awful, I have some ticks, I talk fast and sometimes stutter, I recognize I'm an off putting dude. I'm also very monogamous with my friendships, I always only have one very close friend at a time I spend all my time with, I hate overspreading myself socially, I get uncomfortable, more nervous, and more off-putting because of it. I was realistic with my situation as far as sex and girls go.

Anyway once hookers were available to me, and realizing I'm not bound by the standards of the normies, because I'm outside of them and socially beneath them, I figured I want sex, not a girlfriend, and I could pay 50 Euros and get it. Rather than force myself out into uncomfortable situations, spending money on drinks, embarrassing myself drunk, all in hope of setting my sights low and banging a girl I find physically unattractive to lose my virginity and satisfy some normalfag sense of honor, I paid 100 Euros to get sucked and be ridden by a tall, big-tiddy blonde in Amsterdam, the sort of chick who'd never even look at me out in the wild.

I was super happy, because for me, it's not about validation, who the fuck do I have to impress? I banged a big titty blonde, and how I did it doesn't matter. As to if it changed me, yeah a bit. Regardless of if I had to pay for it, I feel a bit less self conscious that I at least know what being in a pussy feels like, and with an 8/10 girl as well. Like I said, maybe it's different depending on your social situation, but I have no IRL friends, no family but mom and granny, etc. Just be realistic and do what feels good.

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Haha, well, I enjoy writing, and often the story is a bigger part of it than the sex, but I use fairly long detailed scenarios. Usually scifi or fantasy settings. Some are based on settings from novels I've read, or alternate history scenarios and stuff, and it ends up being like 30 percent sex and 70 percent story. It's even harder to find literate partners, haha.

I do think that I would much rather please a woman than be pleased
Fulfilling a woman's every desire is the most manly thing I could think of

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Am I really the only one who fetishizes fucking with clothes mostly still on?

Not necessarily
But like lingerie and other sexy attire is off-putting
Tights khakis on a girl get me harder than anything

Sometimes I like the thought of fucking a girl with just a bra or t-shirt, or sweater on. I'm not sure why. Just the casual "realness" of it I guess.

Agreed, I dislike lace and stuff myself, shirts, tight yoga pants.

Oh, pic related is kind of a kink of mine, too.

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i do. major boob fetish, lactation fetish

also tall thick bbw woman fetish

Girls in low cut chuck taylors or vans

By that I mean shirts and tight yoga pants turn me on. Not the guy originally posted about liking clothes, I'm

And also I'm the OP.

Braces. I was dating a very Christian girl and I was at church with her. She introduced me to a friend and her friends mom. I had to leave rather quickly because they each had braces and the mom was hot. That was the last time I was in a church which is 5 or more years now.

Also, I like taller women. Im 5foot 8 depending on whos measuring, so its not too hard to do. But my gf is a couple inches taller and her legs are fucking fantastic

I have a female body hair fetish

idk why vagina pubes and armpit hair makes my dick diamonds but it does

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Oh, yeah braces are pretty hot sometimes. Reminds me of when I was a kid taking swimming lessons at the local high school my instructor was a high school girl with them. God, I remember brushing up against that ass sometimes in the water and I'd think about it for days.

I loooooove pubes! Not armpit hair so much.

I remember being a kid, and we were at the library, mom took me to the ladies' room, and while she was in the stall, two, I guess probably high school age girls were in there washing their hands, and one of them on a lark, was like "Hey kid," and she pulled down the front of her pants a bit and flashed me the top of her crotch and I remember these curly brown pubes, and I wasn't old enough to sexualize it then, but I thought about it for a long time. The thought of playing with a nice thick bush drives me nuts.

I have a fetish for lanky guys with glasses who have very poor social skills. IMPOSSIBLE to find quality porn with those kinds of people. If any of you know a source i don't, please help me out.

practice makes perfect. it will not get annoying i promise.

Out of curiosity, do you like it because you're one, or are you attracted to such guys?

As a fairly ugly dude myself I'm a bit disappointed by the lack of ugly guys in porn. At least Western porn. The Japanese I've heard like to show ugly dudes banging hotties to help you A. if you're ugly, see yourself in the character, or B. if you aren't, make you feel like a big man, like, "If that Gollum-ass looking dude can bang a girl like her, I definitely could."

My only fetish is being forced to take over a female 1st graders body and having to live her life for a while.

here's your fetish, lol. just roleplay as a teen girl and you should get what you want.

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>I have a fetish for lanky guys with glasses who have very poor social skills. IMPOSSIBLE to find quality porn with those kinds of people.
I can produce some for you if you wish.

this is gonna be super fucking degenerate, but mine is kidnapping someone, tying them up, gagging them, and violently raping them for hours on end in every hole while they piss and shit themselves and cry, beating them and training their body to cum to this and feeding them only my cum until their mind breaks. but not in the "they are my mind-slave" sense of mind-breaking: no. the sense that they are marked by their experience forever, making them into an absolute masochist whore who gets off to the shame of fantasizing about what happened to them.

i'm not picky about anything else about the victim as long as it's an adult (preferably male, but female as well). but since this fetish can't be enacted using real human actors (somebody would probably fucking die) and doing it in real life is out of the question, i have to look for hentai of it. and the only people who draw hentai that extreme tend to make it of fucking lolis. i hate lolis. and nobody makes mind-break porn where the person escapes, but is broken afterwards...there is also very little chase-rape porn, as well. especially with males.

i am attracted to them. Hot af. Especially if they also have trembling hands.

omg please please please

>and the only people who draw hentai that extreme tend to make it of fucking lolis. i hate lolis.

I guess the artists figure that they might as well max out on the degeneracy.

i supposed that this is true...
but it would be nice not to have to sift through loli crap when looking for shit.

futa with sizeable but still realistic assets + lovey dovey vanilla
excessively rare for how good it is
even normal lovey dovey vanilla is too rare
damn normies can't appreciate comfy love

Why would normies want porn of something they already have and take for granted?

most normies arent into lovey dovey shit or have lovey dovey relationships
I dont mean people telling they love each other and doing sweet things to each other I mean full on and true sugary love goodness so good you would think those people are on heroin or completely crazy (for each other)

*continues to beg, on hands and knees*

yeah, no, that's normal. anyways, can you provide a link to one to demonstrate how abnormal it is?

no because it doesnt exist outside of text format which my dick has deemed worthless

I have an impregnation fetish, i don't come across people who actually have something like this. Nothing turns me on more than fathering children to random one night stands, then seeing them around the town a couple months later with children or their pregnant bellies.

The area around me is pro-life so it works out for me.

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I'm a lanky guy with huge glasses, but my social skills are actually pretty decent. Want to fag it up with me on video? I'll be the dominant one.

I do
Mainly with qt black girls

But I feel obligated to raise any children I have
So I couldn't even donate sperm let alone knock up a one night stand

Yes of course, just act autistic please. what's your preferred method?

a-user? you there?