Mental hospital stories thread

Also
>tell nurse I'm feeling edgy
>ask to go to quiet room
>he let's me
>get out of room
>dive after nurse trying to put him in a chokehold
>he just continuously spins around to avoid my attempts
>female nurse yells "user STOP" then "we have a code blue" on her walkie talkie
>about 6 guys show up and tackle me then inject drugs above my ass and have me stay there for a couple of hours
>know the female nurse is outside so I start jacking off and announce that I am loudly
>after i cum wipe it on the wall

Did you fugg?
I met a guy who thought that the hospital staff were bees in disguise because he was allergic to bees.

I've been injected twice. One time I was pinned down the other I was tied to a bed.

They always injected me by having 5 people pin me down while I was sleeping.

>be me
>be 11
>get diagnosed with high functioning autism
>doctors tell parents im going to C.A.M.P. program because reasons
>go to C.A.M.P. program
>meet 17 year old drug addict and a tard
this tard was no ordinary tard though
>go to bed
>start drifting off
>hear REEE from next room over
>then hear the tard screech 'I want tendies"
>another scream for tendies
>next morning ask mcdruggy if he heard anything
>he heard it loud and clear
>tard stares at the nurse that worked the night shift with a stare of hate
will continue

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anyone still here

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No you retarded fucking faggot

Im lurking. I have a buddy that worked at an australian mental hospital for the criminally insane. Ill see if I can get any stories out of him.

No, I didn't see her that often because she was always in segregation. But the first time we met, she came up to me and started rubbing my crotch. Just straight up said hi, introduced herself, made a little small talk, then very close to me and started massaging my groin area. She said I reminded her of her ex and that I looked cute. I've never been called cute in my life ever

Story 1/? From aus friend:
>guy who smoked a stupid amount of weed has a psychotic episode
>grabs knife and tries to break into and threaten a daycare
>cops taze his ass and bring him in
>he shuffles around the place, gets defensive when you ask two questions in a row
>said he'd race me
>would hit the duress alarm a lot too
Keep the thread alive guys ill get more

end of this story
>so the tard we will call him easton
>so easton's staring at the nurse to the point that the wranglers are needed to get him to eat
>he eats
>at the hospital i was at you could order food so i get druggy to order mine and i order his
>easton orders mac n cheese and a side of tendies
>dinner rolls around and he dosen't get his order
Keks intensify from here
>REEEEEEEEE that can be heard from china
>throws the "food" with the force of a million tards
>runs out of room and pulls down pants in hallway
shits huge ass log
>procedes to see the nurse from earlier
>picks up log
>hucks it in her general direction
>directhit.gif
>wranglers wrangle the tard
>tard is put in room for the night
end of that story but have thousands more the program lasted a month in the summer so just ask

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>I met a girl there who was an uncontrollable nymphomaniac and wanted to fuck literally everybody she came across, including 2/10 fat depressed nerds.
Nice, but what does she get out of fucking the undesirable guys?

Had a Chad on my psych ward that took all the female attention.

bumpety bump
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hit me up with another one I enjoyed that one

I spent a month at a ward as a kid. I remember this red head girl who was a compulsive liar. We would be watching tv and a commercial for shoes would come on and she just had to lie..she would say "my brother has those shoes" and shit like that. I also remember another kid who burned down a good will in my city. He was cool. Also i remember having a crush on my fake cousin but now i dont know if she is real...hmmm

>my 7.6 incher
I'm confused by this. Do people really measure their dicks in tenths of fucking inches? This isn't the god damned metric system.

the story of drugsmcgee and the walk to the park
>be me
>be 5th day
>walking to big park in center of city
>druggy with us because last time went well with him
>druggy sees his old dealer
>visibly see the stress
>he smacks easton right in the face
>tardscreech.exe
>druggy grabs wallet
>asks dealer to get him out
>dealer says no
druggy is a scrony asian kid dealers a buff black guy
>dealer slaps him
>wranglers calm down easton
>cops called
>cops arrive
>dealer arested
>druggy crying
>easton crying because druggy crying
Im laughing during all of this
>wish i had popcorn

Befreinded some of the other patients, they ended up giving me money before I left

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She gets to be fucked.

How much money did you end up getting?

bumper dumper
comento oregano

Why are you like this? Origionales

It's mostly super boring
Sometimes you see people go full apeshit and try to attack people
That's kinda fun I guess, but only happened like 3 times in the two years I was inside

After spending 2 years in jail and being found Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity, I spend 3 years in a maximum security mental facility and 2 years in a less restrictive facility. I've seen people who have been there 20 years.

>they let fixed guy free, he goes up and bangs his head against the wall and got tackled by 8 people and got fixed again
>fat woman walked naked around
>old guy shit on the floor
>nurses wiping the floor with a 130 kg woman
>nazi wanted to punch me because he thought I insulted him with telepathy multiple times
>nazi punches woman and throws coffee in her cleavage
>men punching each other and also women randomly
>man yells allahu akbar and smoked inside
>somebody burned a mattress
>people smoking tea
>people yelling gibberish
>one man only talked about getting raped and pedophile
>idiot wrote his name over 200 times at the wall

Germany btw

what state user-chan?

what kind of things do you have to do to get locked up in one of these places? I've done tons of fucked up stuff but never been put away.

reminder that these are the type of people you're arguing with every day on this board.
Reminder that these are the people who unironically believe that minorities should be killed.

fair lmao

orgasmic

What crime did you commit user that made you go into high secure?

I don't like the medication. Whenever I explain why to people they look at me like I'm crazy so I won' t get into it. I also got restrained for self harm a lot.

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Holy shit a thread I can reply to
>be me, 17 kv
>be admitted for suicide thoughts
>scared shitless cuz mental illness is portrayed as violent
>find friends as quickly as possible to have people back me up in a fight
>illegal Mexicunt comes in acting tough around people and threatens me, insult me
>good friend sees this and tells him to back off(he does)
>see lots of qts as well
>mentally ill stacies also found out Mexicunt was fucking with me so they tell him to back off as well lol
I was admitted 3 times, cont.?

you sound like a space station 13 greytider, but IRL

>girl in the ward had severe anger issues
>teen at the time
>she was sectioned for running away
>she starts getting obsessed with me
>I was on a pc in the ward to check my email
>got an email from university I applied to that I needed to reply to urgently
>"Are you done with the PC?"
>she's literally been on it all day
>"I just need to write this email quickly and I'll let you have it."
>"WELL YOU SAID YOU'D ONLY BE 2 MINUTES IT'S BEEN 2 MINUTES GIVE ME THE PC REEEE"
>ends up pushing me off
>tempted to beat the shit out of her but don't because I don't want to be put in secure unit

Another time
>she's always faking injuries
>pretended she broke her hand from punching walls but really bruised it
>showing it off to everyone and trying to get my attention
>she says she can't move it
>nurses about to escort her to different hospital unit in order for it to be x-rayed
>she explodes and starts punching the nurses screaming that she is "mentally ill" and that she is going to kill herself and sue the hospital afterwards
>we all had to go into our rooms and lock the door while 8 security guards and nurses dragged her to a seclusion unit

I have a story about someone discharged on the phone to us while she overdosed, want to hear?

ye cont.

>she explodes and starts punching the nurses screaming that she is "mentally ill" and that she is going to kill herself and sue the hospital afterwards
Lol

>screaming that she is "mentally ill" and that she is going to kill herself and sue the hospital afterwards
The true american way of doing things.

please tell yes

>hot russian milf who's on the female ward downstairs starts hitting on me
>get some weed delivered to the ward, smoking outside peacefully on the 'smoking bench' which overlooks a forest and a busy motorway
>getting restrained by multiple hospital staff, multiple times, for little to no reason, and forced injections in the ass

It's pretty shitty for the most part

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this thread is full of gold lmfao

those sound like delusions my mans

>be me
>last month put in hospital assessment ward (section 136 building for 72 hour stay)
>meet 50 year old lady going through menopause that also has PMDD
>she is completely suicidal and came in after overdosing
>saying really dark things and fighting with other patient
>she is best friends with one of the other patients that was in there
>just happened to be in there at the same time as each other
>the nurses just discharge her without treatment despite her telling them she is extremely suicidal
>later on she calls friends phone who I became friends with
>she starts talking to us about how she has a ton of pills and alcohol and that she is going into the woods to swallow them all
>friend tells the nurses
>police end up finding and arresting her at her house
>she smoked weed, overdosed and drank a bottle of wine
>her kids in the house were arrested as drugs were found
>she rings us again
>she was put in hospital under section but then escaped through a window
>she is on the run for the past hour or so
>it is midnight and she is running through parks drunk, high and overdosed
>she says she is really dizzy
>police find her again and start transporting her back to our hospital with lights flashing (this is rare, most patients are transported with emergency lights off)
>we can hear the lights through the phone
>an hour later she comes back into the ward and we give her a hug and try to console her

She was a real nice person, but the mental health team just let her down by a monumental amount. I don't know what happened with her as I was discharged the next day. I hope she is doing alright.

>Be paranoid
>Guy constantly washing hands
Omg... they're trying to poison us.

>>we can hear the lights through the phone
I absolutely love this thread.

>meet qt 15 yr old, selfharm, suicidal, low self esteem probably bullied
>has the hots for me as well as another 17yr old who had great tits
>stupid enough to not think about fugging cuz I knew they were really fucked in the mind
>15yr old and 17yr old constantly calls me after I was discharged, asking me to contact them when we get out
>scared if I get into relationship and break up, they'll kill themself
>cut contact after they discharge
Memorable moments:
>2nd time admitted
>find good friends like before
>one day get asked if I wanted to see someone get hit by chair
>stroll out of bed and act like nothing is happening and sit on couch and watch TV
>girl and guy acting casual with a black kid sleeping on the couch
>guy gets up from his chair and slams the chair at the black boi
>nurse tackles him and pins him down
The third time was boring, I turned 18 so I didn't see anymore young qts

R I P

oriagnal

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>She told me they can and went onto prove it.
Real or part of the psychosis?

What do you think retard? Of course she actually read his mind.

Yeah the nazi could read my mind too, he even told the nurse that I said son of a bitch in my mind to him .he wanted to punch me the whole time I was there and kicked my legs while I was holding a hot coffee

You should of said that someone was a jew.

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Did not want to fuck with him, he was 12 years in prison because he wanted to chop somebodys head off with an axe. He also said to his lawyer that he gets discriminated because he is right wing. That guy was insane

sounds like a crazy fella indeed

>goes to a mental hospital for attempted suicide
>meets qt suicidal girl
>gets the courage to flirt w her
>shesintome.jpeg
>FINALLY
>give her my number
>get out, never hear from her again

Also:
>have somebody in my room
>he thinks he is 3 million years old
>he was an animal before
>he was the first russian man
>he walked through whole Russia barefoot
>he was jesus
>"gays can't exist because women are more beautiful than men"

gays are a conspiracy invented by the far left jewocracy to divide the right-wing
he's a wise man user you should respect your elders

Should of showed him some homo porn.

Why do they do that if it wasn't original?

>get admitted due to breakdowns at work and suicide attempt
>meet some pretty average people in the all male ward I was on
>people in for drug addictions, depression, hearing voices etc
>one guy in there cos he's completely retarded
>looked over 60yrs old. Wore the same clothes every day. Could only talk about quiz shows and cigs (or as people call them in the UK, fags)
>all day every day asking for fags and to watch The Chase and Pointless
>one day he's looking for fags again
>think to myself "how can I abuse this for my own entertainment?"
>tell the guy that there are fags in the nurse's office
>he knocks on the door and when a nurse opens it to talk to him, he barges in and starts frantically opening desks for fags
>ends up knocking pieces of paper everywhere and making a cabinet fall over
>later that day tell him that there are fags in the consultants room
>barges in while another patient is meeting his consultant
>"I WANT MY FUCKING FAGS"
>has to be carried out from security team that had to be called up
>tell him there are fags in other patients rooms
>starts going into their rooms and stealing their shit
>everyone gets pissed off and start blaming each other
I'm gonna miss messing with him. Made the 3 months I spent there way more bearable. Only a single trainee nurse ever clocked on that I was causing all the trouble. Luckily she was cool about it and laughed about it as well.
Also had a guy that snuck a Beats Pill in with him and was blaring nigga rap all day. Got sent to intensive care after only 2 days of being in the normal ward. Most of the people there just made me feel sad though. One guy had his life completely ruined cos he started hearing voices and he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming. Another guy just wanted to get a job and live a normal life and do art but couldn't stop having panic attacks.
I was discharged in January this year. I hope they're doing alright.

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here's my story if anyone cares to listen

youtu.be/wfBo3BBmHFU

>One guy had his life completely ruined cos he started hearing voices and he couldn't tell if he was awake or dreaming. Another guy just wanted to get a job and live a normal life and do art but couldn't stop having panic attacks.
Thinking about these possibilities happening to me is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night.

Fuck you for messing with the mentally ill but kek, wished I saw the incident. Do you ever miss going back?

Every other day or so we were taken outside to walk around in a fenced in yard area, and this dude kept following me around. I was polite, but he got creepier and creepier and told me I looked like an "anime girl". Eventually, he told me why he was there, and how he saw a bunch of his friends die, and every friend he ever had died (probably exaggerating or whatever obviously) and he said he hoped I didn't die. He was nice enough but got released without saying anything

Forgot to add that the whole ward admission led to me getting NEETbux and being signed off of work for a year, so that's good.

>Do you ever miss going back?
Not really. Beds were horrible and the food sucked. You're also bored out of your mind most of the time. The only bit I kinda miss is the weird surreal feeling you get while living there. Occasionally I'll look at my room from the ward and It gives me an almost nostalgic feeling. Idk why.
I remember a lot of the time I'd just sit in the room and think
>huh, I'm in a mental hospital
I don't really l know how to explain the feeling

I was at a closed ward for 1 month, open ward for 1 month. I tried to commit suicide due to a psychotic outbreak with paranoid delusions.

It felt like if I didn't kill myself right now the police would come right in and arrest me. Man the police guarding the emergency department really did not help.

The worst thing I saw was a schizophrenic patient punching the nurse in the face. The nurse was like "I knew he didn't like me the past couple days"

A weird white guy with a Chinese letter tattooed to his forehead was admitted. He told me "Asians rule the world" (I'm Korean). He really wanted to be friends, I even shared one of my Popeye's chicken to him and we became friends. We were talking about how we ended up at the ward, I told him I was suicidal and he told me "there's nothing to be suicidal about, go to Vegas! I fucked a girl my first week here (at the ward), she had small titties though"

By the girl he fucked I assume he meant the black girl he was always talking to. I know he's lying because how the fuck can you have sex in a closed ward? The nurses watching every 15 minutes, you're not allowed to go into other patients' rooms...

When I was getting ECT I overheard the nurses saying "I can't believe we're helping a pedo" which meant one person in the closed ward was a pedo. I feel like that weird white guy was the one because when he saw my 15 year old sister he kept telling me she's hot.

I was watching late night national news and this guy talked to me about with our knowledge of physics and chemistry (I'm a chemistry major in third year uni), we can make some new materials and become filthy rich. He talked like a fucking scammer that I'd believe it if he was here for being a scammer. Also overnight I would catch him doing weird exercises like jumping up and down

There's also this old homeless lady with borderline personality disorder I believe. She was always loud and abusive, banging on the doors when she got locked in for being abusiv

I never want to go back to a mental hospital ever again. It is so boring in there. My two months there was the longest two months in my life

lights as in sirens you slimy cunt

>admitted for suicidal intent
>it's around the holidays
>all the heartless normies are dumping their dementia-riddled relatives at the ER, so they don't have to take care of them
>senior unit is overflowing
>get a crazy grandma
>sings nonstop
>pisses herself
>enjoys taking all the food out of the fridge and leaving it out to spoil

but the worst part:

>she had a fixation with going into my room
>ward is understaffed so every few hours this crazy bitch bursts in on me, mumbling like a possessed person
>even walked in on me when i was taking a shit, since you can't lock the door

It was so fucking eerie. If you said something to her, she'd repeat it, and then continue singing. What a nightmare

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I shate myself in a hospital when I was a kid cause I was to anxious to go to the bathroom and mommy wasn't around.

Sounds more like your typical liberal to me

i have fuckload of storied from mental ward but im too lazy to type them out in 1000th time

it's basically a fucking hell with a couple of funny moments

C'mon, it's obvious he meant the siren.

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Did you guys go to a state ward or a private hospital ward?

here in a private ward. My experience doesn't seem as bad as you guys', in some regards.

How much do you get from welfare in the UK? Is it decent at all?

>be me
>16 (18 now)
>try to kms
>mom flips her shit and drives me to the nearest mental hospital place
>I get there and they evaluate me
>blah blah blah
>I get there and it's 27 girls and 3 guys

>first guy is me
>5'6 pussy white kid

>second guy
>6'4 black guy that could kill me with his thumb

>third guy
>white kid who looks like every school shooter combined

>ff to my last day
>7 of the girls start a premeditated riot
>building placed on lockdown
>mom is waiting outside for me to get let out
>full on riot is happening inside still
>4 FUCKING HOURS AFTER I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LET OUT THEY FINALLY GET THE SITUATUON UNDER CONTROL

>ff a week after i get out
>Instagram notification from weird 12 girl that I never gave any of my information to
>she says she loves me
>doesn't leave me alone for weeks
>finally just block her and whatever consequences come of that aren't my fault

Gotta love them child inpatient units

Typo, weird 12 year old girl, not weird 12 girl

What I gather from these threads is that you can get girls easily in mental institutions? Might be worth a shot.

Even if the patients are not hot, it's worth it for the nursing students there. They check your blood pressure and pulse, you gotta think things to make sure your heart doesn't beat faster because of them

>sent to a ward in socal for trying to an hero
>get dropped off by the cops at 2 in the morning at some shithole
>place is extremely crowded and people are still being brought in after me
>no more mats or beds, have to sleep on the floor on top of a folded blanket
>roaches and moaning everywhere
>eventually fall asleep
>wake up to a commotion
>a blonde cutie is curled up on me as the little spoon, didn't even notice till I heard the shouting
>doctors pull her off of me as she's rambling nonsense
>she then sits cross legged infront of me, staring down at her lap
>starts to whisper and rock back and forth slowly
>i need my ativan, i need my ativan
>over and over
>slowly progresses into yelling
>starts rocking like she's has epilepsy
>doctors ignore her entirely
>suddenly she stops shaking and becomes eerily still
>pisses all over the ground
>soaks into my blanket
>then she keeps rocking back and forth again reapeating endlessly
>i need my ativan, i need my ativan
>doctors remove her, clean up the mess and give me a new blanket
>i never saw her again for the rest of my stay

Yes you can, some of them are like 7/10, I've been in 2 adolescent and one adult, as long as you're mildly attractive girls will swarm to you because there are waaay more girls than guys in those places

i got shot up once but i knew what was coming so i just pulled my pants down

It's just solid LARPing.

it was actually pretty normal, it was a fairly small unit. i was a teen at the time, threatened to kill myself mom raged kinda like there was about 3 memorable moments. it was a fairly pleasurable time and thinking about it i might have another attempt so i can go in again. the forced social interaction is great because im with similar awkward people.

there was about 20 people. 5 black people (so you can imagine how shit went down). when i first got in it was about 1am and the bedtime was about 9pm so i just laid in bed for 4 hours until i finally fell asleep. i woke up around 1pm and everyone was in the kitchen/fuck around room. some kids kept to their room and others just sat in the kitchen.

the memorable stories are

one of the niggers had their girlfriend give birth while he was in so he was able to get out. he was an extremely angry and autistic nigger. i don't know what he did to get in but i'm assuming it was violent. a girl also got pregnant as soon as she got out of the ward.

a kid pissed in my bed and it was the only moment the nurses yelled at me. i remember the little nigger who was in the room opposite from me laughing and complaining about that too. he was the most disruptive one, screaming at night. there was also a girl who was chubby emo stereotype that would scream.

that same emo girl was the only one who really brought REAL trouble. she'd bite the nurses whenever they tried to detain her for one of the stupid stunts she pulled.

i remember being in a "circle" type of talk thing with everyone else and we were doing a game sort of thing. 2 lies and 1 truth, where you had to guess the truth. i remember specifically saying: my dad is a taxi driver, a girl has never hugged me, and i've been to the UK 15 times. the truth was that a girl had never hugged me. a girl had hugged me before i just wanted to be hugged by some of the girls lol.

i was gonna summarize the entire time but u guys wouldnt like it. ill cont if asked tho

Gonna lay some background first for my psche wars stories
>16
>Interested in the occult, purchase tarot cards and make an Ouija board
>One of my friends is super religious, tells my mom I'm doing satanic-witch stuffs
>Only attention I get from my mom
>Mommyissues.jpg
>Decide to carve a pentagram into my thigh, use the blood to write creepy bs in my closets walls
>Mom starts to believe I'm possesed, begin to mimic possessed people, pretend to be catatonic
>She tells all her friends I got like 3 demons in me
>Next part is sort of hazy cause I'd do drugs but I tried to od
>Mom takes me to ER after i passed out in band class via too many sleeping meds
>Admitted to a new Orleans children acute ward

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You sound like a typical nigger to me, why'd they lock you up?

/Contd

>Lots of nigs
>They all had hella problems
>One chick specifically comes to mind, side of her head shaved off cause she jumped out of her social workers car
>Her name was literally Henessey
>Another black girl, super fat, she attempted to hung herself and Everytime she had to explain that the cable noose broke she would cackle, "I'm a fat bitch what did I expect"
>Spent the week coloring LOTR coloring pages a tech printed out for me

Got let out cause I couldn't take the nigs anymore, I got admitted a second time like a month later to another ward.

/Should I continue cause I have more but anyone interested?

What makes you think I'm larping?

Continue if you feel like it.

>in ghetto psych ward, mostly kids from inner city new york
>killing time due to hurricane
>genders separated by floors obviously
>in sum a guy cums into a cup
>others pour milk into the same cup
>see someone walking by
>ask him to drink some of the milk
>hesitant, but eventually sips the cum-milk mixture

>people wiping their asses with others pillow cases

>some girl (all the girls were wild, guys were chill) kicks another girl in the jaw whos on the ground
>gets tazered

>kid whips towel above himself to put over his shoulders
>towel hits spinkler
>sprinkler part flies off, hits him in the forehead
>all sprinklers turn on, have to evacuate
>kid tries to go back in to get his hat
>gets thrown in the "quiet room"

Aight
This is what happened before the 2nd hospitalization

>Mom still thinks I'm possesed, I'm thoroughly enjoying the attention and continue the charade
>She invited a priest to my house
>Only thing that was memorable is he prayed over my dog and slapped me in the forehead. Didn't have to fake maniacal laughter
>Cut myself all up, carve "act of god" on my stomach, once again try to od on sleeping pills.
>Itsallforattention.jpg
>Mom admits me to an acute ward
>I decided to act on whatever came to mind, the impulsiveness was feeling good

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