I sort of picked a flattering pic, Stacy has a mark or something on her forehead...

I sort of picked a flattering pic, Stacy has a mark or something on her forehead. You can tell she is self conscious about it because her first pic is only half her face excluding the mark.

do I have a chance with this 28y/o anons? first of all I read all the mainstream media and like it. I surf too. I like to party and drink beer with my bros. I go on social media too all the time i love it. I also love fresh air and the sound of frogs when it's spring time. oh, and i started lifting!

If you get quads I'll say what ever you want, except I think she's asleep for the night.

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gtfo. if quads say: i want you to shit into my mouth

Why would you want an old hag? She is worse than young girls in literally every aspect. She is even harder to fuck in a timely fashion.

t. 28 year old male with considerable experience

say id like to cover your forehead mark with my cum bby.

what ever happened to sushi bro? he promised he'd make us a tinder guide and never delivered

Honestly she just seemed nice so I wanted to talk to her. Not really interested in sex or a relationship with her. She legit just seems nice so I thought whatever I'll talk to her

Ask her why she is still unmarried going into her 30's.

>Not really interested in sex or a relationship with her
then what's the point? you just want to be her orbiter?

LOL damn I can only imagine her reaction

Yeah just want to be her orbiter. I'd rather have like 10 friends that are girls and 2 friends that are guys than all guy friends.

I don't usually come to this board. I heard that you're all beta virgins or w/e but actually I kinda like you. Reading some of your threads is alright. fuck your trap shit tho

you sound like a colossal faggot who should kys. What will happen when you develop feelings for her but she considers you to be in the friend zone?

Dang you can orbit me OP

It's tinder so I'm really not very worried about it. Really I just want to go out to lunch or whatever with girls just for the fresh air is a decent enough reason. Plus it'll get me off of this site xD
Also she's older than me so I feel like it's not gonna work out romantically anyways

You don't even know if you have any common interests yet so why would you want to hang out just to get put in the orbiter zone.

ask her why black people make up 5% of the population but commit 80% of crime

I'll orbit you hit me up on discord

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I simply don't mind the orbiter zone. I want to become more social, more tranquil, more me.
I want to be able to simply say what I think naturally with people and not overthink every txt msg I send.

I think gettting into the orbiter zone is a good enough way to even see if there are common interests between us. that is if i do potentially become her orbiter.
I think that's half of the fun of it.

I did ask someone on twitter that haha i feel like a racist. He's trying to respond to me with like something about interracial crime vs. intrarracial crime

I want to lick her cute feet

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Ask her how many guys she's slept with, knowing mileage is important.

>actually believing you'll have a chance with a literal stacy

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She's 28, she's worn out and ready to use a beta for the next 50 years.

you're on Jow Forums...and r9k no less, and you're asking whether you have a chance w/ a girl? man, it's like you just wna hear a no wtf u expect from this place

I'm trying to start the dialogue!
I want to talk about the women of tinder with all of you on Jow Forums

also bro did you totes even read my stats?
>started lifting
>loves social media
>loves fresh air
>loves mainstream media
>beer bongs with the bros
I think I really might have a chance this time!!

Literally Stacy Kek

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>tinder
>and 28 years old

she's been pumped and dumped to high heaven. used goods.