Dubs will get laid next week

dubs will get laid next week

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No they won't idiot

Dubs? Check Em'

I don't even wanna get laid, the guy below me can have her.

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well let's see about this shit

better luck next time pal. also sauce?

does getting laid count if its gay

>It's another thread episode again.

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fpbp, check'd

Will I get laid with her?

doubt it, heavily.

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Looky looky who's getting roast beef next week. Congrats anonymous

uh oh skidadoodle skadoodle lmao

I got a good feeling this time senpaitachi

Please let it be me please

should i pay for a hooker guys..
i had some hope of getting laid with a girl without having to pay her but thats all gone.

so should i just end with this shit.

Looks like it (originally).

Please Jesus. I'm a broken man whose mind is leaving him. Grant me this before they take me to the looney bin.

Check my singles bitch. :(

Rolly poly oly originagoly

Might as well give it a shot. OrginalOrginalOrginalOrginalOrginalOrginalOrginalOrginal

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>before they take me to the looney bin.
JHEEEEZZEEE user calm down. Girls aren't everything

Just follow your instincts user

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Chad here,probably gonna get laid anyways but lets see.

Please, I need to get laid

That's like a rich person telling someone in poverty that money doesn't matter.

I don't think gets threads, rolling or dubs are actually allowed.

I want it but I know it's not to be

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i will lmao

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I'm gonna try to set something up for tomorrow.

Rolling the dice. for the slice of pizz'a pi

wow
trips confirmed ladykiller

aren't you a girl? or is that some pic you got off of /b/? this is our turf! ROLLIE ROLLIE ROLLERINO!

pls mi

call me the dubs dealer

I hope I hope

bls gibe dubs

I'm a rolling man!!!!! Oh I'm a rolling man! rollerino!

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please god please i actaully have a chance next week.

There's no way that will happen or that this post I'm trying to do hasn't been taken already.

Bet I can do it by Saturday

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Let's do it!
LeiaOrgana

pls
originally original

Bullshit it will never originally happen

bomobomob

dubs pls.......

fuck recaptcha

i won't be getting laid next week

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If you post ten times, the chances are pretty high...

I can't wait, bless me dubs good!

I sincerely doubt that but I'll post anyway.

i have a gf, but she probably wont do me this week

fpbp
we're all not gonna make it lads
yes but gays can't be robots

why

hiuhjgcflihvbl.jh

I need to... feel something... please...

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Check 'em.


Originally origi

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I mean it can't hurt to try, right

I WANT MILKIES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

It could happen I guess rollerino

Fuck off op I'm saving my innocence until I'm married >:(

I am directing my energy out into the universe. I hope that I get a response.

No way hosanna

You're going to make it, lad.

Only if it the girl I love
Let me love her

probably not but I will roll anyway. no surprise twist

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This is the most original roll that u ever seen

I'm feeling lucky lads

this is a relief I am not sad at all

looks like you're in this together

Lol so will you it seems

ill pay you to find source on that picture
not me tho

Sure why not
>originalli senpai

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i don't even fucking care at this point, i just want sorrow to go away

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literally never going to happen

Shit, I got nothing to lose. Rollin

how will i get laid if i dont want to in the first place?

I sure hope so, maybe it might pull me out of this shitty mood.

dubs demand it, the laws of causality will bend and make this happen

Papi bless me

NOW GIMME

FUCKING NO I WANNA FUCKING FUCK PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING F

let's hope
organelelel

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PLEASE GOD LET IT HAPPEN FOR ME PLEASE I BEG YOU

FUCK SO CLOSE literally ONE DIGIT

i'll die a virgin, this is a fact

GOD DAMN IT DUBS FUCK FUCK FUKC FUKC FUCK

Will take my chances

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DUBS DUB SUB DUB DUB SUB DUB DUB UDU BS

DUBS UDBUS BSUDB USBDU BDUBUS BSU BDUBDU SB UDBU BDSUDB USDB USDB USDBUDB USDB UDBU BSUBD DUS

Pls get me laid rollerino

Niggers
Origiurinal

Pls dubs babe fck I need this dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs

May my virginity be protected

rolling for a succubus

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Pls n ty based anonku. I miss Sarah's redhaired puss

full gay

I am very insecure about the size of my weewee.

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Here's to chickening out.

I am saved from pic related dickshaming for another day.

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DUBS UDBS UBD UDB SUB DUBS DUB DUBS DUBS DUBS DUBS DUBS DUBS

This is how we do

it's probably not even gonna change me/how I live at all other than living with the fact that I got my dick wet. I've heard a lot of people say that sex isn't the self-confidence cure-all people think it is.