/r9gay/

Most of the people on this board are ugly. Accept it.

These always get 400 replies, bumps don't even matter at this point

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why would anyone show their face here?

I've never had someone call me ugly outright and have had people call me beautiful/gorgeous/sexy and I frequent this board so that can't be true. I've just never heard of anyone being called ugly to their faces like that so I'm interested.

I've been rapid fire updating the threads for the past week hoping to make an OP, sorry pal.

Hey what do the rest of you guys think of getting a zeemap or a free alternative? Might save some bots time hoping somebody is in their area and hunting just to come up empty.

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I Won't Be Free Until I Die

The preliminary report from the JNSC suggests we're well within tolerances.

How are you anons doing tonight/today? Any plans for the weekend?

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>tfw no boywife bf

that feel when I'll never be a househusband for a buff boyfriendo.
Make it hurt less.

Posting maps here gets the thread mobbed putt deleted

I didn't know that, bad suggestion then.

Gets the thread moved or deleted**
So not sure how we could get around that

me: the hand
you: the catboi

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Hey guys where do I sign up for the free bf applications? I'd like one really soon. I even brought my own pen.

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their making em BETTER.

Do it more! Do it more!

>/r9gay/ #287
fucking faggot filth is infesting every board. why don't you homos use /lgbt/?

All the queerposting it ruining the board. I don't know why they can't post their gay shit on the board meant for it. it's like they just have to force their faggot shit on everyone else.

>Hey what do the rest of you guys think of getting a zeemap or a free alternative? Might save some bots time hoping somebody is in their area and hunting just to come up empty.
fucking faggots should be hunting for cock on /soc/ leave the fucking robots alone.

>Bumping my thread 3 times
Thanks friendo. Anyways we don't bother you guys. This is a effectively containment thread, we stay in here and you fucks kick rocks. Nobody asks you people to post in this thread.
/lgbt/ is full of autistic mega trannies so we're not heading there.

>autistic
sounds like you shouldn't even be on Jow Forums at all faggot

>He doesn't understand that a word can be relative
Sounds like you're the one that needs to get lost newpal.

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every fucking day all over Jow Forums it's autistic this and sperg that but no one is saying worship this and jericho that.

LOLE!!! (literally) hahh
come on boys! join my server and be nice to each other

No thanks don't tell us about your trash server again.

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>LOLE!!! (literally) hahh
>come on boys! join my server and be nice to each other /T63WcQ
kill yourself faggot

Do the cute boys want masc guys or other cute boys?
Do the masc guys want cute boys or other masc guys?
What about smol guys, do they want tall guys or other smol?
Tall guys want other tall or smol?
Then what do the chub/fat guys want?
What do the slim/skinny guys want?

What type are you and which type do you want/prefer?

>i am slowly becoming more gay the more i visit Jow Forums
>have now gone full on homo, effeminate, watch gay porn, thinking about cocks and hot guys all day
>tfw Jow Forums turned me gay
>tfw i realise all the gay, trap, and general faggotry on all the boards now
>it happens to others who browse the site as well
>Jow Forums turns you gay if you don't leave
when did you realise the dark secret of this imageboard?

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Chub/Fat semi-masc here, I'd prefer somebody slim maybe muscular if I can land it. Cute vs masc doesn't matter to me, but I want em smooth either way.

You're just prison gay from the loneliness, make some friends maybe get a gf and it'll go away for you. If that doesn't fix you then you were gay/bi the whole time and this place just brought it out of you.

You're fucked either way if you can't make it out

but i already have friends and a decent social life, had a few women interested but most realise that i won't ever start anything and they get put off

>>i am slowly becoming more gay the more i visit Jow Forums
>>have now gone full on homo, effeminate, watch gay porn, thinking about cocks and hot guys all day
>>tfw Jow Forums turned me gay
>>tfw i realise all the gay, trap, and general faggotry on all the boards now
>>it happens to others who browse the site as well
chan turns you gay if you don't leave
You were always a faggot user. I've been on here 11 years and I haven't gone faggot.

How come you in a faggot thread?

To tell you to fuck off to /lgbt/ where you belong you dirty poofter.

So prison gay then like he said

if he gets a hard on looking at dick/balls and men's asses then Id say hes pretty gay, not just prison gay.

An older version of the r9k threads used to have maps before the straightlets got butthurt they didnt have a map. It caused a lot of shitflinging and eventually the mods decided to not allow them. I'd suggest you head over to /cuteboys/ and check out their map, though not sure if admin is still mantaining it or how many of those links are outdated.

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>me: the hand

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Greetings to you on this fine day, fellow gaybots! Do you want to show off your English skills to the unwashed masses of plebs? Do you want to swoon over cute Euroanon accents? Do you just want to have some fun? Then this challenge is for you, and all you have to do is to pay a low, low price of public self-humiliation!

Simply go to this webpage and read the poem out loud to delight your fellow gaybots with your soothing voice: xavierleroy.org/stuff/english-pronunciation.html

And do not forget to record yourself, we wouldnt want to let all that effort go to waste: vocaroo.com/

After youre done with aforementioned tasks, please do post your vocaroo links here! Whether you are a blue-blooded English scholar or a tractorist from southern Tajikistan with only two teeth left, do not be discouraged! All skill levels are welcome!

Here is my humble, first attempt. Many errors were made and sorry for low volume, pls no bulli.
vocaroo.com/i/s0oHBKGXO8Li

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It's a shame that maps aren't allowed as it would be a nice way for robots who seek other "local" robots to find them. Could also prevent a lot of >tfw no bf from X

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you fags should be on /soc/ Jow Forums isn't your fag bar.

I'm kinda cutemasc, I suppose? Not really sure. Like a buffer version of this dude. I think, complete with long curls and stubble. I personally like other twinks and pretty boys my age though still sometimes fap to bears and muscledads.

>that gif
I'm gonna need you to delete this, partner, or things will get ugly

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Imagine being this upset

>I'm gonna need you to delete this, partner, or things will get ugly
But why?
Please give an explanation before you make things ugly.

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I don't know why but I have a sort of assumption in my head that anybody from /cuteboys/ is either out of my league or not a robot? How true is this?

It's pretty lewd, man. Boys aren't supposed to be kissing other boys.

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I'm a "cute" boy and I search for masc guys or just normal guys. If they are good persons and cool I don't mind the appearance.

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Fake and gay, you don't exist

But they are two guys kissing, that's okay isn't it? There's no need things to turn ugly over such a thing, we can all be friends.

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Nuh uh. They're cuddling for warmth. There's nothing gay about tucking in your bros, nuzzling them up to your chest and making sure they sleep well . You wouldn't want a bro catching a cold, would you?

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What are you on about? Thought we were talking about the first gif I posted which you complained about.

Can't really comment on the /cuteboys/ map or the board since I don't browse it. The only time I used a map was when it was the r9k map and I went on a blind date with a robot. Ended up becoming my first bf.

Might as well do it, user. If they're on /cuteboys/ then at least they're familiar with chan culture and it might be easier to establish a connection than in some random place.

If that's what you want to think then go ahead silly boy

I'm sorry, you're right. My brain must be tired from crying all night about no bf. I shall allow it this once.

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Your magnanimity knows no boundaries, as such you should have no trouble finding a bf. Fear not, for every tear you shed, your bf will be that much kinder when you do find him.

how do i not get so clingy and anxious hes going to start hating me
i really cant take this

Just place yourself in the other person's shoes.
How would you feel if some garbage decided to cling to you?

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Alright I checked the map, nobody near me. I put a marker up and might check on it every now and then.
While we're talking is there anywhere else you'd recommend me checking out?

Not him but why are you so mean tripfag?

Its called honesty.

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What makes you think you're so clingy and anxious? Maybe you're overreacting.

he's told me he needs space and time to himself sometimes
i really dont want to smother him this is the most ive ever felt about a person and i dont wanna ruin it

do other stuff. just go play some video games talk to some other ppl damn

i do play videogames on my own and talk to other people, but at the end of the day id rather be doing stuff with him or on the phone with him at the same time as im doing those things

Y-you too user.
Someday...

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This tripfag is a well known asshole. Just stay away from him and you'll be safe. His advice is also almost always trash.

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So just do what he asks, it's not that hard.

Are you actually Kronie? If so, how do you remain the same bitter child you were like 5 years ago in /sft/. Grow up.

Hardly. To find one I'd have to leave myself vulnable to hurt, I'm a scared faggot so can't do that.
But someday you will get yours, he will appear before you, whether that's irl or online, you will know. He shall be kind, genuine and all that you seek, his love for you shall be the purest.

An old SFTfag?
What a shocker.

Well you know what they say, perfection has no need to change, it would be contradictory on what it means to be perfect.

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This is pretty shit general. Good job on mostly keeping away regular tripfags from forming though.

Its just been a slow couple of days. We'll get better soon.
Nice fucking digits ya got there too

>a pessimistic egocentric edgelord
>perfection
Even sociopaths have friends.

Who needs friends when I have amusing toys willing to buy me whatever I want when I want.

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It was a nice rainy day but I have felt blue instead of my usual happy self. What gives?

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Lack of someone to share the nice day with, watch the rain together from the window, while holding each other and drinking a cup of tea.

I can barely hold my own tea, let alone another person AND their tea.
I haven't been sad from being alone before, why do you think I need someone now?

You hadn't been sad yet but its starting to kick in now. You'll feel it slowly creep over you in the coming months.

>tfw no bf to add their homemade cream to my coffee when i'm not looking

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I guess it can't be helped then.

The tea could be standing on the window sill. I'm thinking something along the lines of you two sitting at the window, looking outside while watching the rain and listening to it fall. Something along the lines of >pic related.
For some it just suddenly appear, and gradually grows stronger. kind of what says. Maybe something changed, something triggered it, It's there now and from what I've heard it doesn't disappear.

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>I guess it can't be helped
you talking like an anime character won't help

But I can't read if someone fidgets behind me, or breathes on my neck! That would be too distracting.

Its better for him to accept the nature of things than run away from it. and I find the manner of speaking quite pleasant

If you reply to this post, you'll be my boyfriend, no way to deny it

Thank you kind user friend.

barrier between skin and shoe user get over here

first

originale

Hello new boyfriend, how are you?

you guys are gonna just keep getting more and more creative with it aren't you