Tfw gonna become a Christmas Cake in 33 months

The flight cost is not the problem for me. The rest is.

I'm sure some nice user mutt bf would take you in as his qt housewife.

>I'm sure some nice user mutt bf would take you in as his qt housewife.
This will never happen. Read the op post again.

The only reason you can't get a USA bf is because you aren't there yet. The USA guys are for real, they want to make you boipregnant with lots of catholic gunslinger babies.

>The only reason you can't get a USA bf is because you aren't there yet.
A vicious circle, huh?

Just try improving your career and life in general.
And it's not going to be easy, I promise you that.
Nothing in life is easy.
Nothing should be.
Unhappiness is basically a choice.

You can break the cycle by going to the USA! All of the American anons will fall head over heels for a qt Russian Bride!

Okay, your sarcastic attitude seriously makes me even more depressed. You won.

>Okay, your sarcastic attitude seriously makes me even more depressed.
I was just trying to cheer you up with some playful banter. I don't want you to be depressed!
>You won.
Definitely not a victory I want.

>I don't want you to be depressed!
You do, no need to pretend.
>Definitely not a victory I want.
Yes, you probably want me gone completely.

1.) you are larping
2.) only biological women can be christmas cakes.
3.) tranny faggots should just deepthroat a shotgun and be part of the 40%

>You do, no need to pretend.
Chigau! It's not true!
>you probably want me gone completely.
Do you think I visit all your threads out of spite? You're my favourite poster. Why would I put this much trouble in just to grief you?

Do you erp with them? Do you erp at all?

>Do you erp with them? Do you erp at all?
No to both.

>human garbage cries about existing
ok.

>Chigau! It's not true!
Your sarcastic tone only confirms it.
>Why would I put this much trouble in just to grief you?
Jow Forums is full of all sorts of weird people.

>tfw no Jannu to typefuck with

>Your sarcastic tone only confirms it.
How can I prove my sincerity? I have only good intentions.
>Jow Forums is full of all sorts of weird people.
That's true. But I'm not one of them. At least, not in that way.

Just think OP, in a mere 93 months you'll become a witch. Can you even imagine all of the witchcraft that will be at your disposal?Virgins only, though.

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>I have only good intentions.
I still doubt it.
>At least, not in that way.
In which way then?

>I still doubt it.
I visit all of your threads I find but I never tell you to go away or say anything explicitly mean, do I?
>In which way then?
In the same way you are. A loser.

I met one of you and thought you were beautiful and wanted you to be me gf but you ghosted me after five months even though you told me that you enjoyed my company. Fuck off, you're just the same as others.

>I visit all of your threads I find but I never tell you to go away or say anything explicitly mean, do I?
I can't exactly check it.
>In the same way you are. A loser.
Cute.
>I had a bad experience with some stranger therefore you are bad
Okay.

>I can't exactly check it.
That's just your way of saying I'm right.
>Cute.
It's really not. Get a job already!

You all say the same thing, and you justify it with bullshit like "I'm such a burden to you tee hee. I only drag you down" when you do find someone. Fuck off, you'd just break my heart again.

it's a tranny so don't bother

>That's just your way of saying I'm right.
That's just my way of saying that this might be noise/lies/etc.

You need to sit on my face

It's this thread again.

Before I even read this, here's what you've done:

You open with something that's of blatant desire on this board.

Then as people skirt around the conversation with you, slowly homing in on asking for your contact details, you act downbeaten and despondent, begging the question.

Then, when you finally get anons to ask for your contact information, you turn it down, claiming that your past occurrences = all future occurrences, but relishing attention while acting like you're unaware of it or too vulnerable to recognize it.

etc etc.

I'm convinced this board is literally 95% chatbots that run the same routines every 4-7 months.

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>That's just my way of saying that this might be noise/lies/etc.
Very rude.

Last time I ended up exchanging contacts with some user, and yes, he ghosted me. Not even a week has passed since then.

fuck I'm horny as fuck
I don't think I'm going to make it much longer you guys

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Make it easy for people:

What are your hobbies?
What continent or island are you from?
What specifically are you searching for?
What don't you like?

These might help iron out the ghosties.

I've seen these threads a hundred times and it usually turns out that you have some sort of mental illness, can't keep up conversation or are expecting something from your conversation partners that you yourself do not provide, or are not willing to compromise on.

I could be wrong, but take it from a 28 year old recluse, you have to be fucking it up somewhere to be 33 and on this road.

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Some of the posts on Jow Forums are purely done for social research/experimentation or marketing.
Its typically been easiest to spot on Jow Forums or /v/, but Jow Forums has had its share of it as well (i.e. the 'incel' posting, a word that wasn't in common usage here until after the Toronto ramming).

Where can I reach you for some ERP?

give me your discord
go go go

Tempted to start collecting the variant scripts that run and making a collage, they're always slightly different but the general gist of the thread is the same.

For outcasts, people sure either act so similar or it's some sort of person messing with others. I suppose it could also be that OP does this to robots every x weeks or months when they get bored of whoever they're chatting with.

All of it sucks.

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>gonna become a Christmas cake
the fuck?

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This

post

is

the

definition

of

reddit

spacing

Oh boy!! Another thread where a "women" says she is lonely and everyone asks her to be her gf

Because it's never been done before

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>Implying seeing '''''reddit'''' spacing isn't a newfag trap.
>Implying you aren't 2013 cancer.

t. 2005fag

The user I was talking to knew all of this beforehand. I avoid giving my contact info to people like (who'll also furiously accuse me of being larper/baiter for not giving them info) EXACTLY because I want people to know what they are dealing with.
Also I'm not 33.

Post butt so we know you're not larping.

That makes zero sense. Your experiences don't = other peoples guaranteed experience. Don't come here to poison the well.

I'm starting to see why you're a cake now.

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It's probably a bit of everything.

I can't exactly see governmental, marketing, or research branches simply ignoring Jow Forums as a whole. Its been too large and influential on internet cultural as a whole to just turn a blind eye to.

Honestly, it just looks bad as fuck and makes the post less readable. I'm here since 2009.

I'll talk to you and never ghost you, I might be interested in you if you are a girl, if you are a guy? No, but I can keep you company.

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>"newfag trap"
here's your (you), space cowboy

I'll take those (you)'s, thanks newfriends.

>gonna become a Christmas Cake in 33 months
So you're single at 21? How terrible, you must be very brave to endure all that suffering.

late to the party OP, you should have fucked someone already when you were 33 months old.

OP its not right that you be alone
Pls

Pls pls be in Texas

be my cake gf pls
I'm 26 and I detest younger women with a passion due to their immaturity.

She is indeed from a large state where homophobia is prevalent!

>calling yourself a 2005fag
>calling 2013 cancer when cancer was actually 2007
>newfag trap
fuck you made me (you)

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lets leave politics out for a second goddamn

I just want to talk, but you'll never drop contact here because you have an excuse ready for that like "oh I'm not past it yet" or "oh but i'm not ready" or some other garbage like that

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