Snaps fingers

>Snaps fingers
>"Tell me the reason real you're a Incel user, no more lies."

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This is why, my dude

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Only girls younger than 18 want me. I want a mommy gf and will settle for no less.

t. 18 yo

>incel
>"um sweetie, I'm volcel"

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Depression, I was mentalcel but it's affected me so drastically that I'm a failure in nearly every other department as well.

cant we just go back to saying khv, fuck off with reddit terms

Multiple issues and no one to talk to, probably depressed too

Because I'm homeless.

I'm extremely unattractive

Incel is not originally from reddit

Probably because I'm just meant to be alone and no one seems interested in me or reciprocate any feelings from me so I just try to learn new things and live my life in other ways even though all I want is someone I can live for and love

i'm not fucking lying, thanos
my shits fucked, lad
i'm fucked
my brain doesn't work, but really, i don't fucking want one, to be quite fucking truthful with you
i've never care about people in that way, and i don't see why anyone would
everyone are just people, and everything is just things, none of which matter in the grand scheme of things
you live
you die
there's a middle bit in there, but it's rather unimportant whenever everything you're going to do will be fucking pointless
i get you can't understand that because you're some big pink immortal cunt, but my shit is fucked, lad
fucked

The first poster hit the nail in the head. I have a huge INTP problem of self sabotage. I try to make a great effort in making online dating work, but to no avail, because women are too flaky anyway.

because I'm just really fucking ugly

Like Scoob, Im not feeling so hot

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It's "an incel" retard

I'm ugly, stupid, fat, unemployed, have no personality, mentally ill, relatively poor, and a shitty person overall
I shouldn't have ever been born.

Disintegrate me please

I am white crow and have overprotective mother.

Are you happy now?

im not sure myself

i guess i'm not boyfriend material pretty much what i've heard from every roastie ever

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Hypogonadism. Diagnosed micropenis.

because i really fucking hate capeshit you manchild

>screencapping your own post
The state of /reddit9k/

I can only spiritually bond with man, even tough I'm not sexually attracted to them.

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I'm not going to read your wall of text. Go start a blog and cut your wrists, emo fag.

that's called brotherhood user

Because I'm tired and demoralized.

Ruh-roh raggy


Fuckfuxkfuxk

>girls want me
*turns you to dust

Pure cancer. Origen

>abused by aupair
>became withdrawn; shy and awkward
>couldn't make friends with other kids
>became anti-social
>got bullied
>developed immense social anxiety
>completely isolated myself from everyone
>found Jow Forums and Jow Forums

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Do I count as an "incel" if I've never even tried getting laid or getting a girlfriend in the first place? I've always been very lazy, so I usually just stay at home and go on Internet and video games.