One shot at life

Welcome to the club. This is not a fun ride to be on, believe me. You better hope you are effeminate as well since those types just make social circles of other good-looking people of their body type and just socialize, fuck, and date within that group. If you're a regular guy, enjoy your self-imposed celibacy.

Why do you originaly care?

>born gay
I've got good news and bad news for you

don't give up user! it's ok, i'm not gay, but it's not bad that you are!

>born gay
when will this meme end

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I think you probably should start by reading heterosexual erotica. That way you won't be immediately confronted with the female form but the idea of fucking a girl may start becoming appealing. I'm not really gay but if I read a gay story I still get hard.

Look at it this way, you're free from the wiles and devices of the vaginal jew.

>hienna eggs

>Born gay
No you were molested and are gay because your uncle fucked you up.

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>one shot at life
>born straight

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>Hyena egg

This is barely even gay t b h
It's like an incrementally gayer version of being attracted to traps

Life is very cruel
Couldnt I just be a straight autist

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Being gay is a mental illness like any other, and you can talk to a psychiatrist and get medicine to treat it.

>one shot at life
>born bi (or hyena egged, whatever)
Feels good man

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That would be even worse though
Only autists are attracted to autists, and there are probably more autistic faggots than autistic women

>one shot at life
>born only attracted to mommy-esque body types

i've come to realize that they only men/boys that get any real desire after them are chadman and femboys. any other guy has to get lucky or hope god starts feeling bad for him. which he probably won't.

GIVE MOMMY GF

originaldesudesusdesu

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>forcedmeme.jpg

>the only men that people desire are attractive men
wow great insight

Choke on a dick op
Nobody is born gay
Go somewhere else with that bullshit

Thats not as much of a problem for me, i feel like id have a better personality if I was straight is all
More independent or something idk

>implying that being gay makes your life any degree more difficult than anyone else in the world

unless you're also living in some shithole in the middle east, you need to shut the fuck up op. there are a lot worse things that can happen to you in this life

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If there was a scoresheet on how much suffering someone gets throughout a lifetime wed win hands down

>More independent or something idk
sounds like you're blaming faggotry for your autism

you can be decent looking without being chad, unless your idea of chad is any reasonably decent looking male.

it does if you have some super religious family that throughs a fit at and pretty much disown you for it if they find out.

you know how women rate 80% of men as unattractive?
blackpill: they're right
we're the ugly gender that gets things done
problem is, the things are all done, so all that's left is looking nice and we aren't good at that

>one shot at life
>born with bipolar

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>You better hope you are effeminate as well
why would someone hope for something like this?

>one shot at life
>got gf 10 years older than me
>she turns 40 next year and isn't too happy about it

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>not wanting to be cute
i understand being aware that it's impossible, but you can't honestly deny the temptation

Because if he is attracted to feminine guys, his chances of being with one would increase if he was fem himself since people like traps, femboys, and MtF's, really like people of their own type. That's been my experience with it anyway.

Thats what I mean I think it makes it worse
Im probably just retarded though

>born gay
that's where you're wrong kiddo

serious question, what do you feel when you look at a girl? do you feel attracted at all? i as a heterosexual male can't imagine ever not feeling a primal urge to ravage that.

same as you feel when you look at an ugly girl or an old woman

when I see ugly or old women I want to fuck 'em even more for some reason

>one shot at life
>born
why me?

Because it's objectively better than being born straight. Not because le women are terrible meme, but because it forces you to see social interactions as an outsider.

I see a default human. I'm not OP, though. When I see a man, I see a default human plus all of these other sexual feelings and emotions added on, if they're attractive.

>born gay
I am no specialist or claim to be one , but i think you made that one up.

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Don't you worry user. It's not a big deal, and there's nothing wrong in it. Just live your life and have fun, when it's possible

being a non-effeminate twink is what's actually cute for me
If I see a cute youngster and later hear him talking with lisp and all those woman gestures and woman behavior I feel the bittest let down that I ever felt in this life

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Well butter my biscuits and call me Bateman, I guess no one is born gay.

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>one shot at life
>born chad
feels great

Really? I must be in the minority then because I find bizarre to like a guy that shares too many of the same traits I have. Disparity between couple also seem more healthy. Dating someone that looks like you just screams that you're a narcisist and makes hiding that we homos are sick in the head that more complicated

>one shot at life
>born a tranny
originally speaking of course

Digits confirm. Homosexuals are not born that way.

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You may be right fine sir , Bateman , the right term is mental disorder.

Nope, you yourself contradict your own understanding of reality, given the fact that you were obviously born a faggot.

>>one shot at life
>>born gay
>why me?
stay in your faggot general or get the fuck off this board

Check mate , I guess people are born fags and should be killed.

isn't prison gay latent gayness?

Oh no you can have sex all the one poor you. Faggot

i think we were interpreting "effeminate" differently
i was thinking more of the femboy/trap aesthetic, not stereotypical faggot mannerisms. i don't think anyone likes those aside from other faggots and their enablers

a family who disowns you is preatty civil considered the level of other families where people get raped or killed

>tfw everyone hates effeminate mannerisms
>tfw everyone thinks it means you're shallow
>tfw it's just the way you learned to behave and you can't help it
Fuck you too, you gaywad bitch. Don't pretend to be better than me.

doesn't matter if you can help it, it's still weird and annoying

You're weird and annoying, too. Don't forget it. But you still think that because you conform to whatever expectation you're not weird enough to actually be weird. Lol anyone who wants to lynch faggots would lynch you just as quickly as me.

Get off your high horse because it's not even real.

>i was thinking more of the femboy/trap aesthetic
fucking disgusting shit

this post is just making it worse
please stop
go post sassy nigger gifs on twitter

>one shot at life
>born in Brazil
JUST KILL ME NOW PLEASE

>op fag
>op on Jow Forums
In all honesty probably bait, at least i get to call someone a faggot

Making what worse? Your biases against people who disagree with you? Only because you're an idiot, if that's the case.

There's a certain level of hypocrisy that comes with having a perspective like yours. You yourself are abnormal, yet you choose to hate others who also are. You draw a line in the sand that conveniently includes you and excludes anyone who is even an iota stranger than you. Why? Because you're a fucking normalfag, and not only that, but you shape your morals so that they fit you in their "positive" light, but they aren't really morals anyway because they're entirely self-centered and they're just a way for you to feel comfortable with yourself and still maintain the exclusivity that everyone else can afford. It's having your cake and eating it too. You're a normalfag. You desperately want to be included in the normal sphere. But you're not, because normal people are heterosexual.

It's weird that I talk like a girl. But it's also weird that you fuck guys in the ass. Don't act like a paragon of humanity, because you're far from it, and truthfully, everyone is. So stop now before you make more of an ass out of yourself.

I guess. if a boy is cute he's cute. I don't see cuteness as feminine only