Jow Forums should make a collaborative story. I will start it.
>Be me
>Go to work at McDonalds
>Heard from manager we have a new menu item
>It is supposedly some new burger with beluga whale meat
Jow Forums should make a collaborative story. I will start it
>realize am a non-normalfaggot
>don't actually go to werk
>wake up from dream
>kill self
>kill self
>Go to afterlife.
AFTERLIFE ADVENTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>get heart weighed in underworld
>reincarnate as wageslave
>Go to work at McDonalds
>Heard from manager we have a new menu item
>It is supposedly some new burger with beluga whale meat
>realize am a non-normalfaggot
>don't actually go to werk
>wake up from dream
>kill self
>go to afterlife
ANOTHER AFTERLIFE ADVENTUREEEE OH FUCK YEAH, IT IS EVEN BETTER THE SECOND TIME!
>get Heart weighed in underworld
>reincarnate as wageslve
>Go to work at McDonalds
>Heard from manager we have a new menu item
>It is supposedly some new burger with beluga whale meat
Meanwhile, in the next chapter
>Be beluga
>Heard from pack there is a new menu item at McDonalds
>It is supposedly some new burger with beluga whale meat
THE PLOT MCTHICKENS
>be bread in random fat inducing kike restaurant
>have to go through the indignity of having a ridiculous meat inside me
>wish was a real girl so chad's meat could inside
>be dork
>trapped in five year old buns
>suddenly consumed by la creatura
>be me
>leaves this thread
woah shit, this story's starting to get pretty meta
>be meta
>feel cognitive dissonance
>eat an unhealthy sandwich to take mind off self
>Relaxing on the couch
>A knock on the door
>I answer the door
>whoa shit it's Frank Zappa
>kill him
>fuck his corpse
>later_virgins.ogg
>after fuck corpse go to McDonald's to meat (wordplay bitch) up with friend who has problems with cognitive dissonance
>(remember Anons it's "yes and..." gotta keep this tale flowing like the peepees down my leg)
>be shit filetype
>delete self out of unbearable depression
>loser geek stays virgin
Kys oro
>be me
>kms
>go to afterlife
>get judged
>get reincarnated as wageslave at McDonalds
>Manager tells me we have a new menu item...
> asking if it is beluga whale
> feel like i heard that shit before
Listen when you've been writing as long as I have on a series, you're bound to be a little bit repetitive and unoriginal.It's just a staple of the genre, you know?
>Anyway
>guy who killed and fucked Frank Zappa meets friend at McDonalds
>Go in line to order
>See new menu item not there before
Listen Buddy. We are apperantly both writers with a lot of experience.
>Orders a BigMac
>The order comes fast
>Smth doesn't feel right
>Turns around.
>Everybody at the McDonalds is a Beluga whale
>upset because didn't get my way
>haven't gotten over it
>the Beluga uprising has begun
>look down
>I am a beluga too
>the bigmac is actually human meat
>>we have to stop it somehow
You're rig-
>wait something doesn't right
>Well that's weird, for some reason, I want to eat a big mac
>kill self bc its better then wagecucking
>realize there is no afterlife
>enter the void
>enters void
>but there is no void
>there is only beluga
>the void is dark and cold
>realize the void is just the ocean
>I am in the deep sea rn
>I am an actual whale
*Beluga Noise*
>be shit filetype
kek
>squids swim by
>attempt to eat
>get suckers and tentacles all over face
>kms
>be squid
>unable to escape wage slave fast food joint job
>be fast food
>get eaten
>become poo in the sea
>be normal average joe fecal matter
>be jealous of the fecal matter of india
>be fecal matter of india
>be blessed by the river ganges on and become enlightened