Jow Forums should make a collaborative story. I will start it

Jow Forums should make a collaborative story. I will start it.
>Be me
>Go to work at McDonalds
>Heard from manager we have a new menu item
>It is supposedly some new burger with beluga whale meat

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>realize am a non-normalfaggot
>don't actually go to werk
>wake up from dream
>kill self

>kill self
>Go to afterlife.
AFTERLIFE ADVENTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>get heart weighed in underworld
>reincarnate as wageslave
>Go to work at McDonalds
>Heard from manager we have a new menu item
>It is supposedly some new burger with beluga whale meat

>realize am a non-normalfaggot
>don't actually go to werk
>wake up from dream
>kill self
>go to afterlife

ANOTHER AFTERLIFE ADVENTUREEEE OH FUCK YEAH, IT IS EVEN BETTER THE SECOND TIME!

>get Heart weighed in underworld
>reincarnate as wageslve
>Go to work at McDonalds
>Heard from manager we have a new menu item
>It is supposedly some new burger with beluga whale meat

Meanwhile, in the next chapter
>Be beluga
>Heard from pack there is a new menu item at McDonalds
>It is supposedly some new burger with beluga whale meat

THE PLOT MCTHICKENS

>be bread in random fat inducing kike restaurant
>have to go through the indignity of having a ridiculous meat inside me
>wish was a real girl so chad's meat could inside

>be dork
>trapped in five year old buns
>suddenly consumed by la creatura

>be me
>leaves this thread

woah shit, this story's starting to get pretty meta

>be meta
>feel cognitive dissonance
>eat an unhealthy sandwich to take mind off self

>Relaxing on the couch
>A knock on the door
>I answer the door
>whoa shit it's Frank Zappa

>kill him
>fuck his corpse
>later_virgins.ogg

>after fuck corpse go to McDonald's to meat (wordplay bitch) up with friend who has problems with cognitive dissonance
>(remember Anons it's "yes and..." gotta keep this tale flowing like the peepees down my leg)

>be shit filetype
>delete self out of unbearable depression
>loser geek stays virgin

Kys oro

>be me
>kms
>go to afterlife
>get judged
>get reincarnated as wageslave at McDonalds
>Manager tells me we have a new menu item...

> asking if it is beluga whale
> feel like i heard that shit before

Listen when you've been writing as long as I have on a series, you're bound to be a little bit repetitive and unoriginal.It's just a staple of the genre, you know?
>Anyway
>guy who killed and fucked Frank Zappa meets friend at McDonalds
>Go in line to order
>See new menu item not there before

Listen Buddy. We are apperantly both writers with a lot of experience.

>Orders a BigMac
>The order comes fast
>Smth doesn't feel right
>Turns around.
>Everybody at the McDonalds is a Beluga whale

>upset because didn't get my way
>haven't gotten over it

>the Beluga uprising has begun

>look down
>I am a beluga too
>the bigmac is actually human meat

>>we have to stop it somehow

You're rig-
>wait something doesn't right
>Well that's weird, for some reason, I want to eat a big mac

>kill self bc its better then wagecucking
>realize there is no afterlife
>enter the void

>enters void
>but there is no void
>there is only beluga

>the void is dark and cold
>realize the void is just the ocean
>I am in the deep sea rn
>I am an actual whale

*Beluga Noise*

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>be shit filetype
kek

>squids swim by
>attempt to eat
>get suckers and tentacles all over face
>kms

>be squid
>unable to escape wage slave fast food joint job

>be fast food
>get eaten
>become poo in the sea

>be normal average joe fecal matter
>be jealous of the fecal matter of india

>be fecal matter of india
>be blessed by the river ganges on and become enlightened