Which one do you pick and why?

My heart says 5mil, but my brain says i can make a whole lot more when i show my skills off and write books / have seminars about it.

i'll take red and then i can buy sex whenever i want it.

with five million dollars you can practically pay anything to have sex with you whenever you feel like

this thread is fucking stupid

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Dont worry, i didnt ignore your great idea. It's pretty brilliant

Some people don't have a price.

The 5 million dollars. Are you an imbecile?

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There isnt a soul in this world that would turn down a million dollars for some terrible sex.

The first

>Catgirls
>The hologram girl from Bladerunner
>Kayden Kross
>Sheena from Tales of Symphonia
>Misty from Pokemon from April 15th, 2005 on
>Aphrodite from God of War 3
>Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy
>Mipha from Breath of the Wild
>Jaina Proudmore from World of Warcraft
>Sona from League of Legends
>Cleopatra from Egypt
>Helen of Troy

I would just keep doing shit like this over and over.

user i- Implying you impregnate 3 womens a day, everyday, the percentile of womens having uncurable HIV discease in the US is 1%, of 325M(325 being the total US population) lets suppose even numbers of womens and men, thats 162,5M women in the US, 1% of 162.5 is 1.75M, so 1.75M girls you can potentially impregnate before getting HIV for sure. Implying there us only one type of mortal discease, even if new discease are created everyday, but lets suppose k. Anyways, 3 womens a day for 80 years is 65,700 childrens. Shit tier army desu.

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You can already have sex with whatever, whenever you feel. There's just no guarantee you won't get put in prison for it.

This is fucking easy.

Pick blue and decide to fuck five million dollars.

>No Calypso

red, then i would never have to leave my house again and could neet till i die

5 million , anyone who chooses the top is a brainlet.

DANK
GENIUS
MAN

You're not counting the inbreeding between the brothers with sisters and other moms.

but you can only do this 5 times, not indefinitely

>can fuck aliens, anime girls, talking horses
GIVE ME THAT BLUE SHIT RIGHT NOW DUDE

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If you have $5 million you can basically fuck whatever you want

I wouldn't use the five million to pay for sex itself. I would use it to improve myself. I'd buy my own apartment, a car, expensive clothes, a gold watch, pay gym and tons of healthy food to get fit, and finally visit every single bar, night club or wherever men are supposed to find a wife-material woman until I find one.

What about super religious Muslim women? They are my fetish. I consider anyone who hasn't had sex with them to be a virgin, no matter how many kafir women they have fucked

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Recieve the 5 million, invest some, use my newfound riches for sex.

>night club
>find a wife-material woman

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>make 5 mil
>hump and dump aspiring golddiggers

that was easy

Which one gives me girlfriend that will support and love me

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Blue button opens up possibilities no amount of money can give you.
>anime girls
>anime girls(male)
>celebs for whom 5 mil is nothing
>non-human creatures
Besides, 5 million can just disappear in a bad investment or a fire, besides blue is something you can't get otherwise.

blue obviously
impregnate as many nigresses as possible to dilute their chimp blood. im just castizo so its not like im pure anything
then proceed to fuck every other woman i find attractive and spread me genes as far and wide as possible

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1 because I already have a 6 fig salary so 5 mil is guaranteed to happen soon enough.

/thread
Muted for being gay

Surely blue, money is money, and 5 mil isnt a ridiculous amount.
Not compared to becoming modern day genghis fucking khan with an army of anime bitches.

1st one is the better investment, by far. imagine all the money and time you'd save by being free of your sexual urges

and i live in the 3rd world, so those 5 million are like 50 to me

>people actually voting for red one
God damn, didn't know there were so many poor fucks in this board

Hit the blue button, so I don't have to seek more fulfillment anywhere but my career.

Red. Knowing myself, Ill just feel dissatisfied getting to fuck anyone/anything.

>Pick blue
>Have sex with celeb
>Marry said Celeb worth over 5 million
>Have threesomes with anyone else from Hollywood

>bang some roastie toasties u don't even know
>get 5 million dollars

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red
NEET for the remainder of my life

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Pussy over money. Whole reason for money is pussy.

Give me the 5 mil any day

with 5 million you can fuck tens of thousands of hookers

gimme the money every day

The blue one obviously. You can become the biggest legend ever

>whatever

Does that include fictional beings?

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>not picking 5 million dollars
it's not a hard choice guys

Damn right man.
5mill keep you sorted money wise for your life can help out family. It's just the smart choice

Bucks>fucks everytime. Getting to fuck whatever/whenever without effort or love is a little rapey and sad for my taste. Already given up on sex and 5 mil sounds sexy

I'd pick the 5 million dollars. Sex on demand would be awesome, but I just can't pass up the guaranteed financial security. Being a retired virgin is more appealing than getting instant pussy but living paycheck to paycheck.

The money fucking obviously.
I could buy everything I want and have a comfy place in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

>pick sex
>have sex with 6 million dollars

easy for me
"black"

reposted
choice thread?

oc choice

red
>you get 1 apple tree seed that will bear very tasty apples (your preferred type of apple will be grown)
orange
>you have an increased chance of 55% in getting repeating digits
yellow
>you make 33% more in-game currency in any mmorpg (must play at least 1 month's in-game time before effects take place - afking is permitted)
green
>15% increase rate in having a lucid dream (stackable with intentional efforts)
cyan
>regain hairline
blue
>play any game again during is prime, ex. halo 3 07-09 for 3 months (whatever you need to play the game will be given to you)and everyone you play with in-game all behave like they did during that specific time
purple
>you get a half hour to review any part of your past like it were a movie
pink
>you get a 5 fl oz glass bottle of any liquid and will refill itself up to 25 times, after the last refill it will break. outside of what it can do, this bottle is ordinary and can be lost or stolen
black
>erase one experience from your past
grey
>erase one experience from somebody else's past
white
>you get a 1/1,046 chance of receiving the seed of a rare unnamed flower *the chance is rolled every time you plant any type of plant*
>when you've planted what will bear the seed, it will lightly glow then take three days to give you your seed.

pink get scorpion venom and sell it for millions

>Choose blue
>Decide to fuck a giant goose that shits golden eggs when either of you cum
>Melt the eggs down and sell them for mad dosh
It's too easy

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Blue. Being able to summon anyone and anything is extremely OP. You could summon important historical figures and inventors and acquire long lost knowledge while fucking them in the ass. You could ask Jesus how he performed all those miracles while blowing a load down his throat. The possibilities are endless.

take this shit to /b/
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KHV here. My initial instinct was the sex, but I bet I'd get bored of it eventually. Not having to work would be a far greater benefit.

5 million will buy me enough children anyway

if it was "be with whatever whenever you feel. last until you die." as in like a lovepotion i'd definitly go for it.

i mean both will give you a lot of confidence and pleasure, but i think you live a happier life with the girl of your dreams who loves you while wageslaving away is probably better than having money and still no love. sure, you can get pussy with money, but i mean, if it was really just about getting pussy you could just go and fuck an escort right now, you dont need to be rich for that.
and having the girl of your dreams love you will probably make you less depressed anyways so you might actually fix your career too and get a better job

Blue for sure. You'd be the ultimate assassin.
>wish to fuck Abu Bakr al Baghdadi
>be behind him giving it to him raw
>pull out your kukri
>cut off his head
>guards rush in
>wish to fuck Alison Brie
>you're instantly on the other side of the world
>get reward from US gov
>years later, Baghdadi becomes a legend and is used as a recruiting tool for a new Caliphate
>release the cell phone video you took of your dick ramming into his ass

Blue easily. There are so many Asian celebrity girls I want to stick my penis in oh my God

5 million, I could literally forgo sex if I can live comfortably and independently.

The fucking five million of course. I'll fuck whoever I want after I got that shit in the bank. Or maybe nobody. I actually wouldn't care, getting away from compulsory work is fucking worth anything.

i'll be rich and famous eventually anyways i'll take blue and indulge in all my impossible degenerate fantasies

Red because cocaine feels better than sex

5 million dollars lead to the same from what society tells me

5 million isn't that much desu if you quit working and don't manage it correctly

Piss off loser

I'd kill my own family for money

Sex obviously, just have sex with really rich women and blackmail them for money if they don't want the video released.
If you use your brain you wouldn't need to even work. Have sex with rich women, then raid their fridge for food, use their bath to wash, then go to sleep, wake up in the morning and leave kek.

Many different ways you can abuse this, taking agency from people is a much stronger gift than just getting 5 million shekels that inherit worth isn't even backed up anything.

Red, money will buy lots of whores.

You can fuck as many whores as you want.
But you'll never fuck your waifu without the blue button.

Red. I'm going to need it for when my parents die and I'm stuck being a useless loser with the risk of being homeless.
Also, I'm not smart enough to do

I only want sex and don't want anything else, I prefer alone time as constant interaction with people is exhausting.

>5 million dollars vs hell
lmao

With blue could I WATCH people having sex as well?

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Both of the buttons do the same thing really

Depends, is there no limitatiims to who and what I get to fuck? If not, I'll choose blue to finally get some sweet alien pussy. Probably could even make millions detailing my experiences.

5 million easily. I'd take 500k over the first option too, let alone 5 fucking million.

I could just bribing women to fuckaluck for some cash

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It literally says you can sex with with anything at all, at any moment that you want.
How are people not jumping on this?

Wrong way round bucko

have sex with donald trump into blackmail is what you need to do

The red one. I already got the blue one.

5 million dollars. invest carefully and transform it in more money. why ? because i can virtually fuck anyone at anytime just by being rich and i have all the other benefits of wealth anyway.

The rich women will cry and the Cucks will come out and Bash you, It'll pretty much be rape at that point.

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i can turn the blue option into unlimited money : i would create a pickup artist youtube channel and write a book where i invent a story in which explains why i have so much pussy. i get many betas and ugly people to pay for my shit thinking my advices are magic when i only have the blue power, with the authority being the fact that i can fuck anyone at anytime so i must definitely know what i am talking about. this or i could blackmail people into paying me after i fuck them while recording a sextape. that's infinite money for you and easy pussy, i can also get pussy from some rich cunt and extort money from them. always go for the unlimited option. who knows maybe in 10 years 5 millions will not be a great sum

The cash without question. It means I can retire in the lap of luxury without ever having to lift a finger to work again unless I actually want to so long as I actually spend smart. It basically gives me permission to do nothing but get Jow Forums and good around all day.

>receive the money and produce a TV series pilot
>no network picks it up
>cries

5 million easy. Sex is not gonna solve my problems whereas 5 million is gonna set my life on easy street

Ye but tons of people on here are weebs and it's pretty fucking hard for them to have sex with their anime qts. 5 Million for me all the way tho

you can have both
red -> money -> sex

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>Whenever you feel
I've felt so much I can feel no longer

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>5 million dollars
>can afford escorts when I want

5 million dollars. So I can buy my meds and be left the fuck alone.