>be me, download bunch of dating apps >Score a date with grill who looked like Dakota Fanning >Go on a bowling date with her >First date great success >Feeling sprung, so many butterflies I feel like puking love, haven't felt this way since highschool >she eagerly agrees to come over for second date >Nervous as fuck, awkwardly watch movies >She sits Indian style on the couch facing me as I stay rigid looking at the tv >Starts to get late >Offer for her to stay over so she doesn't have to drive back so late, she says yes >Finally say fuck it and put my arm around her >go upstairs to bed >Hold her hand and cuddle all night instead of fuck >Still so nervous I didn't get 1 minute of sleep >All tired and delirious I act weird in the morning and freak her out >Kiss her goodbye, worst kiss ever >Kisses me back but half-heartedly, like she was just trying to make up for my shitty one >Agrees for 3rd date the following week but never shows up >Never contacts me or answers my texts again
Jesus. I thought I was being so sweet by taking it slow and warming her up to me, but I must have come off so unbelievably creepy.
I want to douse myself in gasoline when I think of my behavior there. Oh well, I learned from it I guess.
Lesson learned fellow robot. We think being nice to women will endear them to us. We must earn their approval. Counterintuitively to guys like us, we need to ignore their desires and do what we want. Women are attracted to men like this. They will act like they don't, but you just ignore this and move on. Being your own man and taking what you want gets women wanting you. This chick felt you weren't a real man. I know because ive been there. GL
Blake Stewart
Can't have a fuck up with women if you don't involve yourself with women.
John Russell
>be highschool >have girl who hangs out with me because she likes my attention >she leaves because she was bullied >we get in touch through our phone numbers >she asks what my future plans are >"i'll go to college in canada" >she says "me too, let's go together!" >get antsy over the conversation >see my family's financial situation is bad >tfw i knew i couldn't go to canada for college >ghost her >years later >a few weeks ago >bro calls me >"hey user that girl you talked to in high school wants to see you again" >tfw i now work as a retailcuck for 10 hours and 6 days a week >reply with "sorry but i cant put her in my schedule, you know how work is"
Cameron Parker
i want to add that your experience here was essential. It can be so painful and awful youll want to throw up for a week straight. But the first cut is the deepest and every step is easier from here out. Keep putting yourself out there and youll be amazed at the stuff you are doing. I remember the whirlwind of events that led to losing my virginity. It was a path I never would have predicted. Just had told dive in and be uncomfortable the whole time.
Liam Richardson
I've since found myself a gf. I'm sweet to her and she loves it. But I stepped it up and wasn't afraid to get sexual fairly early on.
Liam Brown
why the fuck did u lie about going
Jeremiah Brooks
>sophomore year of high school >in class with some friends I met that year >one of them is a green eyed qt with curly hair >I'm completely oblivious to the fact that she really likes me >one day she grabs my hand and I melt like an idiot >I have no idea what to do, my mind races >try to get her to let go, she only holds my hand tighter >I must have looked like a retard or something because she loosened her grip and let go >I must have been so red, everyone in the class was looking at me >bell rings and we leave, I run for it like a mad man >next day comes and I walk in and sit down >she asks me if I have a crush on anyone >double click retardmode.exe >don't know what to say, I've never dated anyone, or expressed my feelings before >say "Shrek" to try and act funny >she got the message I didn't intend to send, and stopped I actually liked her too but I was so used to keeping my feelings secret that I didn't know expressing them was an option this wasn't even the first time something like this happened. a similar thing happened freshmen year, but less happened
because i was a naive acne-riddled shitface why else?
John Brown
>in college, remote field school >spend 4 weeks with about 50 other people >never pick up on the fact that this one chick was really into me and always following me >i didnt notice what was right in front of me >years later she admits to me that she was hoping more than anything id pick up on her hints and even suggested that she would have said yes to me staying in her tent >i never figured she was into me because she was majorly out of my league
Chase Brown
My only real regrets are when I have to get drunk to interact with women but then get too drunk to close when I go home with them. Usually tells me I need to cut back on fapping.
Gavin Roberts
>girl i used to work with wants to hang out >show up with a 40 of jack and we hang out in her room >continually give her shots to get her drunk so i can fuck her >like 2, 3 shots in a row >we end up making out and all our clothes come off >try to fuck her but i can't fucking get it up, probably because of how much i drank >try to jerk myself off but nothing is working >she turns left and pukes all over her pillow >I get dressed and leave She says she didn't remember but I really don't know if she did or not, I ended up fucking her later and then she ghosted me, although she had a lot of mental problems so it really wasn't that much of a loss
Elijah Russell
>Junior year of high school >Girl out of my league and I end up dating >literally my crush and im in complete wonderment >think shes into me because im edgy >she has very wealthy family and im broke poor >drunk one night, says she loves me >become even more obsessed with her >after that things go downhill due to my fucked up life >wasnt into my smoking/ayy lmao >im also in a manic period where I like to break things >hangs with me through a lot of it for some reason >finally breaks it off after about a year >emotionally devastated and alienate myself even more >become heavily medicated >takes years to get over her, still hurting though college >only gf I ever had >become robot >become oldfag
>girl comes over to hangout >watching movie >she brings up sex as a topic >miss all the hints she's dropping >they all fly over my head >emotional autism.jpeg >she goes home >missed my one chance to lose my virginity and only realized it later
I think you (and many others on this board) have a problem with overthinking social interactions. There's no need to "hide" behind some quirky answer (especially Shrek) when someone asks you something like that. I don't know how to fix this though, for me it happened through confidence boosting period in my life.
Nicholas Peterson
>meet a girl off OKcupid >take her out to coffee and a movie >first date goes well enough but don't escalate physically at all >take her out to a restaurant for the second date, neither of us liked it much but I managed to at least hold her hand >take her back to her dorm, basically say 'well bye' and just leave, immediately realize on way back to my car I fucked up >about to drive off when she texts me telling me she wanted to kiss me and apologizing for making things awkward >actually comes back down for a do-over >about to have sex with her a date later >lose my boner halfway through from sheer performance anxiety She's my gf now a few months down the line, thank god she's as awkward as I am because most other girls probably would've ghosted me at various stages of that and I'd still be a KV.
Jose Hill
The problem is that they are 16/17 and have not learned how to interact with girls yet, they will get it over time.
Hunter Lopez
where do you think you are originally too
Easton Scott
The time a girl gave birth to me
Leo Jackson
I don't think that would happen today, I've managed to learn basic social skills as well as stuff about my own personality that would keep the same thing from happening I'm 20 m80
Eli Perry
Son, I lost my virginity when I was 15. If you still haven't "learned how to interact with girls" by age 17 then you're already hopelessly behind the curve.
Joshua Sanchez
>be me >high school >average dude >kinda hefty >senior year I started to talk to grils >talking to stacy about her stacy things >we start texting and talking more >asks me if I wanna see a movie with her >autism kicks in and immediately say "Nope" >want to kill myself >later on asks if I'd go to prom with her >mfw told her that her ugly friend would be a better option. >then I called her a retard >we haven't talked in about a year because of that >she shows up at my work one day on her break from uni >she hugs me >tell her I'm gonna kill myself after some small talk and walked away >mfw
>hang out with her a lot >it's great, she really seems into me >she's gorgeous and interesting >one night she stays at my place >we share the bed >i turn to her and she looks in my eyes >heart beating >i lean in to kiss her >"oh god... im sorry femanon... i'm straight..." >"oh haha, i knew that... i was kidding sorry" i could have sworn we had something
Lol shut the fuck up with your arbitrary milestones kid.
Jeremiah Smith
Lesbians are not gay. How she didnt know that
Josiah Martinez
> Take my mother out for mother's day > Go to register to split the bill with my sister > Till is down so waitress has to do it with a calculator > Spit the number out after a second > "wow you're really good at maths" > About to brag about being an engineering student > Decide not to be an autist > "yeah" > silence > Be an autist anyway
