Imagine having dick and body like this.... Do you think would you still be one this board?

Imagine having dick and body like this.... Do you think would you still be one this board?

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>Do you think would you still be one this board?
Yes, it wouldn't cure autism.

yeah because im still autistic
stupid phoneposter

Wow, so I could like attention whore on the internet.

I can do that now, user.

wouldn't make me un-hate women

my current job has seen to that

What do you mean about your job, user?

I have a better toned body with better defined musclature.
I have a slightly bigger dick as well, especially girth. I am also uncut.

I have had sex with 24 women and I am still on this board.

yeah

i have a friend with that stuff and hes a loser anyway

jesus christ user

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I wouldn't even know it existed, because I'd be too busy being a meathead chad whose dick weighed more than his brain.

How big dick and how tall are you?

I am 176cm (manlet)
My dick is 18-19cm

Op is 190cm and 19-20cm dick on good day

Doesnt look like it from the picture but good for him. OP should lose like 5% BF and work on biceps, traps and shoulders.

>HURRRRRRR YOU CAN'T GET LAID IF YOU DON'T HAVE A 30CM+ DICK AND A 5'11 MANLET LOL

You guys are so fucking pathetic it's not even funny. Take this shit back to Jow Forums.

No1 ever said that bro

Reeeeee chad! Reeeeeee rrrreeeeeee

i've got a pretty big dong but a slim girly body

good body, but what's up with that pencil dick?

Why would I want a smaller cock?

Mine is MUCH bigger than that.

I'd rather sit on it

mfw 180 cm but my dick is only 15 cm long (soft) :'c

Should I end it?

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I do but I go on various Jow Forums boards for amusement.

Honestly, yeah, that's still not nearly as big as I would want to be.
Plus I don't want that disgusting fucking pencil dick

How big you want to be?

Would i still be on Jow Forums if i sat down my midget bodybuilder body in a chair and acted like a faggot? Probably

185 cm
and 18 cm dick
Life is great

Yes, being that ugly would make me unable to get girls. Not to even mention having a mutilated penis.

187cm
19cm
Life is suffering

The body is decent, the dick is a little small though

>Op is 190cm and 19-20cm dick on good day
No he isn't, look at those midget hands

His head barely reaches past the back of the seat

That dick is also 5.5 inch, maybe 6" on a good day

Op is not mutilated

Depends on what his face looks like. You won't get girls with just your body and your dick

Why are you here? orginally

Dick isn't too far off, but my body is too flabby and refuses to get skinny in certain parts no matter what I eat or do

my bod/face dick have never been my problem.
so yes I would still be here tbhonestt

Whats your problem then, user?

>mfw my dick is smaller and im skinnier than that but i've still had the same number of partners

I guess it isn't the greatest win because I'm also still on this board

>current year
>not bloatmaxxing
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my dick's slightly larger than that and I think I'm taller being 6ft4
admittedly he's got a bit of a nicer body but I'm not far off
yeah I'm still here, I still have shit social skills and and I hate people to the extent of growing a shitty neckbeard just so people don't talk to me when I have a reason to go out

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I have a bit more body fat than that guy and a bigger dick. i also have no problems with getting women and I'm still on this board

Basically my stats.
20 y.o. had girls confess to me but still a virgin with only one friend.

You're me, bruder.

Me?
Probably
I haven't even talked to a female

Tfw in the same boat.

Manlet, dick is the same size, body is more musculature. Was in committed relationships until i was 22 but in the past year have had 10 sexual partners with no end in sight.

This board doesnt lure me because im incapable. Its just a place where i feel more men think introspectively on society and has a comfy feel to it. Thats why I come here.

Ye sure. I believe you guys. Everyone on r9k have 8inches minimum.

oh yeah I gain so much by lying on an anonymous image board

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your dick is literally 5 inches
good job measuring from the balls, why not from your asshole while you're at it
fucking low iq faggot

hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahha next time measure from your knee

If this is how people have been measuring their dicks then im fucking 10 inches

you start measuring from your asshole?

that dick is nothing to be proud of fyi

Lmao. Im 19cm while ruler is on top of my dick. Would be like 23cm from balls. I gained a lot from you tho. Probably all of you who claim to be bigger than op measure from balls

19cm... I think it is

IF THIS IS HOW YOU MEASURE YOUR DICK I HAVE A LEGIt 8-9 INCH COCK

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6.5" tops
ravioli

The spot where you should start measuring ur dick is literaly at 3 inches lol

So pro he can tell 1inch difference from tiny pic. You seem very known with dicks, user.

Impressive. Very impressive. I really like it.

since when is 18cm unbelievably big?

My dick is about this size, posted it on /soc/ quite a few times, 19 cm long 16 cm around
Am i still a robot?

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have you used it for things other than jacking off?

So this is why everyone on Jow Forums claims to be 8".

No, how so?

18cm =/= 8inches.
Its believable that some people have it. But when every user from r9k claims that he have 18-21cm dick is just entretaining.

But yea. When i saw how you guys measure it im not wondering anymore. All i need to do is just - 6cm fron size you claim your dick is.

Post it here fag.

Id be out smashing pussy and ravaging rectums

>Do you think would you still be one this board?
Yes, because I'm not some failed-normie-cyborg who is here cause "I can't get women waah".
I'm here cause I'm mentally ill.

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Yeah and get banned for 3 days, i don't even know if i am allowed to give the /soc/ post link

It doesn't matter what kind of dick you have if no one wants to see it because you're ugly and creepy looking.

On r9k you only cant post your face.

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alright, this is my cock

post number is 26647834 in archives

What that suppose to mean?

I couldn't find the thread, so that was my postnumber, i don't want to post the picture here

Oh. Now i got it. Im retarded.

Any way i cant find it. Im retarded. Feels like all sense is coming througth my dick. Thats why its taking so long.

26647834

>what's the point when your a 6' midget
>tfw under 190cm, why even live
>tfw no 30cm cock. why even try. i was doomed from the start desu desu

sage and hidden

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This is why Jow Forums dick average is 8