Times you btfo normies

>teacher asks class "what is John Locke known for?"
>I answer "being the philosophical foundation of american imperialism"
>teacher is stunned by my bluntness, manages to say that my answer was acceptable
>I then announced "for those of you who don't know, we're talking about "natural" rights"
>after class around 4 students (female) came to my desk asking how I know all this already
>I say "I didn't get indoctrinated in the american public school system"
>at least 2 of the girls blush, and request me as a tutor
>I denied them on the grounds that I am already a full time tutor of myself
basically my typical wednesday

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kys faggot originallyr567745

get out of my thread, you are not welcome here
this thread is for telling stories not throwing insults

Don't talk shit about John Locke.

there is nothing good about that man or his philosophy

You're too alpha for this board man

based if true
degenerate filth

I love govt class cause you can tell who browses Jow Forums just by how easily and enthusiastically (and autistically) they answer the professor's hard question.

You did the right thing by saying no to the roasties, although you were really fucking autistic about it.

Wow you must be really smart! It surely takes a lot of skill to learn and repeat a fact from a book that you did not write!

I don't browse Jow Forums if that is the impression you got from my post

The autodiadect types and Jow Forumstards are pretty similar in freshman polsci, my bad

>being the philosophical foundation of american imperialism
How? Locke was a classical liberal, so he'd be for less authoritarian involvement in other countries' affairs. It seems like he'd support a policy of isolationism more (just not economically). Also you sound like an ironic douche, but I guess it takes one to know one.

It all follows from the political tradition he started.

yeah and so does literally every modern political ideology lol

only liberal ideologies, you complete retard

>>I denied them on the grounds that I am already a full time tutor of myself

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No, literally all of them. Communism, socialism, fascism, libertarianism, liberalism, you name it.

stop being retarded in my thread please

Who said this was your thread?
This is my thread now buddy.

You literally cannot refute that, poltard.

I don't post on Jow Forums, and I don't argue with retards.

I'm hereby submitting a public request to the mods to prevent you from posting in my thread on the grounds of your retardation.

Neck yourself you useless maggot

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I am exalted at the sight of a similar educated man browsing this elite website. Truly, we robots are the superior class of humans. I cannot stop myself from vomiting internally every time I must come into contact with these plebeian normies and all the christo-fascist teachers at school who seek to impose their christian, imperialist views on feeble minds. Truly, as I witness another sight of greatness in this thread, I am awed and dare I say it euphoric.

You can't do that because it's my thread ;)

>people think this happened

Is this some kinda meta bait?

>Not already having the semester condensed into a 20-page "oh fuck I need to cram hard" paper that you sell for $50 at the $50 per hour private session because you're a professional tutor and like money

Do you even capitalis-

Oh...

>John Locke
>Imperialism

You sound like a complete fedora and a cringe lord, off yourself.

Sage

I will take things that never happened for 500

Sage

My girlfriend was giving me a piggy-back ride to the grocery store the other day because I didn't want to scuff up my new shoes. She was huffing down the frozen pizza aisle when I overheard some hipster chick saying "Ewww, onions!" I jumped off my woman's back and slid over like a smooth criminal. Her boyfriend shrieked, "dude, what's your problem?" That's when a clerk tossed an onion at me from the produce aisle. I immediately dropped into a handstand and donkey-kicked the onion into the hipster-chick's yapper. She started chewing like a horse and crying tears of joy. She was so happy that she gave me her number, which I drop-kicked out of her hand and into her boyfriend's skull. She asked me how she could ever repay me, and I gave her a stern look. She thought that look meant "suicide." She was right.
She said "I know what I have to do." Then she waddled over to the houseware aisle, grabbed a potato peeler and started peeling off her own face. Then I watched as she slowly ate her face for the next 15 minutes, piece by piece until she bled to death. Her final words to me were "forgive me." I said "no" in sign language, and then she died.
By now the manager of the store had come by and said "Sir, you have to leave." But I didn't hear anything because I was thinking about something else. He then got a mop and tried smacking me with it. I ducked like a drunken master, then sprung back up and slammed him in the chin with my butt. He started crying hot salty tears, so I hopped back on my woman's back to ride her off into the sunset. Just then a security guard jumped out in my way. Big mistake. I shook my head and in one solid motion, reached into my pants, took out my balls, and then in super slow motion, I swung them like a sling and smashed his face. It caused severe fractures to the sinus, naso-orbital ethmoid and lacrimal bones. He required extensive surgery and was never able to fully speak again.

Am high and drunk. Did not chuckle. Consider a throwback or at least something more hyperbolic. Nice effort though!

Good luck.