Has anyone had any Jow Forums related dreams? I had two, so I will start with the dream I just had:

Has anyone had any Jow Forums related dreams? I had two, so I will start with the dream I just had:

I am forgetting about it more and more so here I go:
>there is a park
>it is broken up into pieces
>you have to go to the deadly dog corridor to go to the other-side of the park
>once you get through the corridor you have to get through Jow Forums
>so there is this film club, and the only way you can graduate in the film is by going through a deadly corridor where a tennis ball comes and you have to hit it back before you get killed by a laser
> I think that /tv/ is that film club
>so I saw this girl I liked but I realised throughout this dream that I was getting cucked by this black-guy
>I have trouble deciding a seat so some guy calls me to be in the seat next to him
>she would also be next to me
>gladly sit on the seat
>while re-reading Crime and Punishment for the film club
>crime and punishment now has time travel elements where R. gets kidnapped by a organisation telling him not to do it, it is now about internet morality
>I fluctuate between real life and Crime and Punishment throughout the dream
>also, I would like to say that irl sometimes appears as a browser and I can teleport between to points by switching websites
>so I start talking to this girl, and I violently brushing my arms on to her, but she sees the black guy so I get sadly reminded
>I then walk through the park doing shit
>I have to go back and forth through the Jow Forums checkpoint, but I do not like doing that because there is always a danger of death (I see a girl deal with the dogs easily)
>I try to reenact the beginning of Solaris by Tarkovsky in my sadness, because there is a lake near me, suddenly realise the lake is gone
>mfw its a tide and the tide is being caused by a pile of sand
>I kick the mountain, getting rid of the tide
>I get called to Jow Forums hq
Cont

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yes
>dream of browsing a really interesting thread
>shitpost derails everything and gets me incredibly angry
>wake up

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yes, it was homicidal as well.

>be me, in hotel on Jow Forums
>two political members are about to enter my room to have a meeting
>makes thread about if i should do it or not
>whole thread starts chanting me on
>they enter
>they talk for a bit
>i stab one of them in the neck and then the other in the stomach
>they both die immediately
>oh fuck i didnt plan how i was going to get out of this
>think about cutting them up and stuffing them down the drain before they get rotten
>remembers that there are cameras in entire hotel
>fuck
>post in thread
>"it's over bots" with picture of corpse
>leave hotel and walk down the sidewalk thinking about what to do before they arrest me
>wake up

i'm retarded.

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>I have to go through the dog checkpoint but the dogs died of old age, so the man got two small dogs to replace them
>one of them is the size of the lady bird so I asks if he ever steps on it
>I do, but he is so small it doesnt matter
>follow on by a intense close-up of a watered wasp
>gookmoot is there for a day but then he leaves, he awnsers everyones question from a hologram from that point
>he adds two boards /wildstrawberries/, a board for complaining about life, and /bxrlit/ a /lit/ containment board for spamming and shit literature
>something something bloodborne
>it ends with a woman hate thread and here is the story:
A woman buys a horse from a friend, stupidly, she buys the horse uncircumcised (increasing its likely-hood of death outside of specific environments) and she is in a suburb while she thinks its the country and a therefore good environment for a horse. The horse dies and ends up as horse meat when it twisted its neck due to the cramps conditions while a tribe visits her

I forgot my other dream:
>Jow Forums is a hotel
>find out there is a cursed board
>it is a pet-shop
>hear voices in my head
>later a get a blowjob from a girl
>the only way I could relive the curse is by singing the wall part 2 at the back of the hotel so everyone sings and I am free

no but last night I had a dream that I was going into an elevator in the world trade center and a cat followed me everywhere I went
this doesn't have anything to do with Jow Forums, I just wanted to say it

Every night I dream I'm a mod and permaban everyone.

Did the cat have a beard?

no, he was one of those grey cats with stripes

IS THIS THE SECRET KELLY THREAD?!