Where can i find a bf thats

where can i find a bf thats
>really weeby, into great anime such as ghost in the shell sac
>into vidya, such as drakengard and obsurce jrpgs
>looks dorky, and has a slim body with minimal muscle and long girly hair
>likes to dress up as a girl and be dominated by a woman, like a mommy uwu
>has a great sense of humour, and into the same beliefs as me ( fuck niggers)
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nowhere you're gonna die alone lol

human interaction is pointless, you'll never have sex and you're going to die alone kek

I don't fit that criteria and I'd rather meet a woman in real life than online BUT I wonder something
Would women find it gay if I cared a lot about cuddling but not at all about sex? Or would they find it endearing?

Theyre definitely out there
Personally that describes me almost to a T

I have all that already with my bf + he's 11yrs younger.

[Spoiler]he found me first[/spoiler] @ infinity Chan's /cuteboys/

I will only speak if we can go on hour rants why Shin Megami tensei 3 is the best compared to persona trash

u-uh
got any c-contacts
i agree, persona 5 was pretty shit lmao i like soul hackers and kyuuaku

uhm... is he legal?

>weeby and love anime
>love jrpgs
>kinda dorky, glasses, kinda skelly, long hair
>never dressed up as a girl but love dominant women

but
>my humour is almost exclusively dark and I'm Asean and you're probably not into that (still fuck niggers though)
>mfw you're probably a guy and baiting anyway

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I might but whats in it for me?

Yup 19

>ugly girl does not get a 9/10 rich chad
>tfw guys as mentally degenerate as me are ugly neets
kill yourself piece of original shit

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p-please drop contacts
also a chad tried hitting on me, i turned him down. i want cute boys!!!
idk.... im not interested in casual sex and stuff ;-; i want long term marriage and whatnot

also nice mgs ref and you can just drop a throw away email

Don't call yourself a girl, you are a crossdressing gay man looking for a twink bf.

I know better than to trust people here with contact information and I'm not interested in guys.

Perhaps if you dropped your contacts first.

Where from?
SEA?

sure, heres my email
[email protected]
or if that doesnt work
[email protected]

I said asean with that I meant asian, SEA to be specific

i'm not a guy, but i cant convince you other than you emailing me and getting to know me

bad taste desu, a guy like that is going to bore any woman he's with and she's going to cheat on him and walk all over him.

Why do people say bs like this all the time on this board?

Alright, I prefer gmail so I'll hit that up

thats basically me except i only play racing/driving simulators JRPG's suck ass and i gave them an honest try

tales of zestiria/berseria
FFXV

all suck

Where do I find this
>really weeby, into great anime such as ghost in the shell sac
>into vidya, such as drakengard and obsurce jrpgs
>looks dorky, and has a slim body with minimal muscle and long girly hair

But instead of being dominated by a girl, likes to be dominated by a man instead.
I've literally looked fucking everywhere but I can't find one

I've tried both online and in real life

Sage all fembot threads

Ignore all Fembot threads

Kill all fembots

The more specific your requirements, the more impossible it's gonna be to find what you want.
You're like someone who is mad she can't find a guy who piss gold. Don't be mad your understanding of romance is shit and shouldn't depend on a flowchart.

i know a guy that was like 85% of what you describe, except his jokes.
He was borderlining assburguers , like really not one of those pretentious assholes that disguise their assholery with the assburguers excuse.
Whenever he tried to make jokes , que veered into BAD joke territory , past bad dad jokes territory , into absolutely " joke that causes a facepalm and internal physical pain" territory...

Sucks to be you for he has married already ( a bit of a psycho chick that had the crazy eyes , im glad for them but i still fear that one day theyll be on the news for a weird homicide/suicide situation).

If you really want a guy like that, wait for your next con , go with a sign that says " X GAME IS THE BEST EVER : FIGHT ME " that beign one of the games you like or define the genre , that should be the bait for your crowd, and then just let nature take its course

seriously this shit should work , unlike those stupid free hugs...

I just want a skinny, weeb bf.

Ill give this email for now and if you are who you say you are ill give a different one
secretguy45@yahoo[dot]com

Jfc wish i knew a girl like this irl.