I want an Asian gf

You seem like an exceedingly superficial and sad person.

>She's not a boy, I've checked
How was it?

sorry was only meant for

Good enough to make her pregnant and make me never want to leave.

>those file names
bro if thats really ur gf dont post pics of her on here lol
where you live at op, and how old are you?

go to asia then

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somebody post some asian cuties

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Got you covered my dude

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I've had 3 so far.
A jap, a cambodian, and now a half jap half mexican. I got me yellow fever.

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Ask and ye shall receiveth

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Ignore this literal faggot, post nudes

I do too so badly jesus christ, I haven't jerked off in days and I'm actually shaking while typing this. How do I find an excuse to talk to asian qts around campus? They're all there for me to see but I don't have any kind of 'in' with them.

I just want to have sex with a hot bitch.

I'm not all that into asians, so more for you lads I guess

I want an Asian gf

They are flower pedals, so beautiful and delicate

I want an Asian gf

They are flower pedals, so beautiful and delicate

I want an Asian gf

They are flower pedals, so beautiful and delicate

I want an Asian gf

They are flower pedals, so beautiful and delicate

I want an Asian gf

They are flower pedals, so beautiful and delicate

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>current best female friend is Asian
>getting to know two Asian girls at my uni
>flirting with an Asian e-girl

Are Asian women easier to talk to or is it just confirmation bias? I don't want to have yellow fever, but fuck they're cute and way more likely to share my nerdy interests. White American women just seem so basic and there's no Euros in my area.

all girls are easy to talk to if you are attractive/they are attracted to you. good luck with your girls bro, even if they dont work out keep close with them so you can meet their friends

Yeah. The more female friends I make, the more I realize that it's dumb to just talk to girls that you're trying to date. I've learned a lot about talking to women in these last couple months, so hopefully I'll get my chance soon

yeah a network is one of the best ways to meet new women. best of luck again bro, find a good one

Gimme Asian gf

I have money

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I have money

Please, I want a cute Asian gf so I can spend lots of money on. I'm young and single, have my own car and house. I have over $400,000 in the bank that I'll never use. Please, let a cute Asian girl come into my life. You can have my money as long as you'll never leave me. I'm not fat.

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>have asian gf.
>rail thin and can be easily picked up.
>one day she tells me about this fetish she was keeping secret.
>its literally a feeder fetish and she wants to get a big fat belly that wobbles when she walks.
>supposedly she was a fat kid.

not sure what do. I've told her I like her thin.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1FwbeFxcXdc

So do I OP. Can't even find a Asian girl who lives ay where near me. I want to cry.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=AgVXbsikdtg

that's like the literal most bland girl I can even imagine

Jesus Christ just go to a non-touristy Asian country and find one at the super market

To be fair at least he is setting his expectations reasonable of some Asian girl he might have a chance at getting.

In order to get the right, you gotta have the left.

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Hello (half) asian femanon here. AMA

For reals? Are you cute? Post pic with timestamp and I'll send you money.

Sorry thats breaking the rules user

can you post a pic in /b/?
Title it: r9k pic for money.

I bet you look like her, don't you? Probably even prettier.

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>if it weren't for the numbers id think you were lying
what race are your parents, do you have any mental illness, do people fawn over you?

Sorry not posting my face online
probably a little less asian though
dad is german, mom is korean. No
mental illnesses. I am very happy. And no, I live in the south, a very black area. Not many people like asians here.

stop larping u white nigger

I've talked to you before
Did you finally turn 18?

Post body, no face, with time stamp, okay? $100.00

south german, oh so basically you you live in nogaland

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Sorry user Im not posting anything lewd. Nono, south US.

Here's your Asian gf desu senpai oreganoooooooo

I didn't say anything about being lewd. You suggested that.

I admire your attempts to expose a LARPer but please stop feeding

>post body
pretty lewd user

post discord/snapchat

Fully clothed

baobao#8411

>korean
>chinese discord name

u nigger kike

want to be friends fellow hapa?

fuck you i thought it was cute

yeah man! add me

This is the average white boy who goes to Asia looking for an Asian gf.

you tricked some people but not me, u nigger kike.

what am i supposed to be tricking people? add me on discord and i can prove im actually asian lmao

Last time I did that I was sent unwanted vag pics

well sorry thats not gonna happen with me

>lmao
>discord

nigger kike

Okay, I'll be your gf but you have to let me piss on your face.

Are you a different hapa from the other hapa I talked too?
This is a different hapa from that one btw

I don't want your dick in my face

>gf
>having a dick
Why are you retarded?

If you're a cute Asian girl, I'll give you $100 to piss in my mouth. Deal?

I am very confused but Im the only hapa that had been talking in this thread

>female
>posting on r9k
Your surgery can't have been that good

I don't even want any money, giving me only $100 just cheapens it. Now that I know you're beta enough to pay a woman to do sexual acts, I have zero respect for you and would rather avoid you.

There's another hapa like you I talked to in the past with a different id
Did you change IDs?

I'll pay you $300 to piss in my mouth. I'll drink it too.

Dude. Job interviews are worse than asking a girl out.

kys you fucking race traitor

>I don't even want any memes, giving me only $100 worth of piss just cheapens it. Now that I know you're stinky enough to pay a memelord to do lewd stuff, I have zero respect for you and your armpits would rather browse 9gag.

How much money would you accept for pissing in my mouth? Be reasonable.

Nah, it's more special if you piss on your boyfriend's face than a stranger. It's too intimate.

Can I have plastic over my face?
I'm too much of a germaphobe

Spend your money on productive things, offering me $300 is insulting.

You can use the money to buy yourself nice productive things. All I want is to drink your yummy Asian girl pee.

I would have done it for free, but only for a boyfriend. Sorry, I don't need your money, I have my own money.

In the time you wrote that you could've just gone on tinder, mimic a Chad and score some tiny pussy

Does the piss have to touch my face and what are you willing to allow me to do?

Fine then!

Will you, cute Asian girl, pee in my mouth?

Not even being enthusiastic about getting pissed on shows we are not compatible. A girl peeing on her bf is the most romantic gesture, you wouldn't understand. I should go to someone who needs me.

I'd rather have a hapa than a full asian gf though, I'm not gonna get either.

but asian women are flat faced and weird looking. do you feel like you're not good enough for a white woman?

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Do I get to piss on your face?

No, user. I'm disappointed in you because you would pay a girl to do lewd things. You're not pure enough for me.

No ew. I would never let you degrade me.

This could be us rn, but you playin.

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I'm not good enough for any type of woman

What you're not willing to be degraded?
Lovingly embracing his gf while she's painfully hogtied is as romantic of a gesture
You just wouldn't understand

I only want to pee on a guy who wants to marry me. You just want me for my pee, you don't love me. :(

why are you men into such disgusting stuff