>"Don't worry, Mr. user. I'll stick it in the right place this time... Just trust me, I'm a qualified nurse..."
What would you do?
"Don't worry, Mr. user. I'll stick it in the right place this time... Just trust me, I'm a qualified nurse..."
Gavin Fisher
Benjamin Cruz
I took a blood test because I was always pale and the nurse managed to miss my vein twice and I nearly flipped out
Austin Bailey
this won't happen to me considering how well pronounced my veins are.
Dominic Smith
The more time a hot nurse spends inserting a needle in me the better.
Carson Nelson
my schoolfriend had some trainee take his blood test and the cunt broke the needle inside his arm they had to open the whole shit and find it with pliers, he couldnt use that hand for 4 months
Benjamin Anderson
>tfw the nurses always compliment how easy my veins are to stick
>never been stuck twice
Ethan Moore
even just seeing this image makes me all fidgety. I fucking hate needles
Hudson Price
I remember the time when i was 13 or something and having 8 teeth pulled. The dentist needed to numb my gums, so he stuck each corner of my mouth. The gums were too firm i guess so he wiggled the needle to dig it in. Shit hurt real bad
Evan Roberts
I fucking despise women who brag about being "registered nurses". Its 4 year school and all you seem to do at work is watch netflix and complain about how the doctors (justly) make more money than you
Mason Baker
last time I had blood taken at the hospital the doctor missed the vein and took blood out anyway without realising, nurse came later to inject iv drip stuff through the same thing and shot it straight into the tissue, my arm was purple for a week
Dominic Mitchell
Same
Who here /good patient/?
Camden Powell
>nurse has such a hard time finding a vein she has to do it from my hand
>nurse goes to give me vaccine in the shoulder, does it too high up, blood shoots everywhere and results in a hematoma that is painful for months
Jose Jackson
You deserve it you fat cunt
Landon Price
Had that happen to me once, after the fourth time I got pissed and asked for a nurse who can actually do their job.
>Tfw I the doc apologized to me and heard him chew out the nurse on my way out.
Dylan Evans
That only happens of you tense up your arm. You're friend was an idiot.
Hunter Green
Doctors don't take blood samples user
Matthew Jones
Reporting in
>doctor always tells me I'm her easiest patient
>always in and out quickly
>rarely get sick
Feels good being a good boy
Aaron Lee
>used to give zero fucks about needles
>had to stay in a hospital after a surgery
>they stuck so many needles in me that my veins are scarred up
>they have to stab the fuck out of me every time I get a blood test now
>am now afraid of needles
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Levi Kelly
>Had that happen to me once, after the fourth time I got pissed and asked for a nurse who can actually do their job.
Fucking dickhead. She was probably in training and it's your fault for being a fat sack of shit to begin with. Kill yourself.
Caleb Wright
Needles and having my blood drawn used to make me almost pass out and throw up but I had to have surgery done and now it doesn't bother me in the slightest.
Ayden Parker
I'm not fat and she wasn't in training. I know because I work in the medical field and a nurse in training is supposed to wear an intern name tag. Also you type like a women.
Brayden Barnes
>tfw thin veins
>can't donate blood
Elijah Brooks
I'm not fat you autist, just always dehydrated
Matthew Cooper
IF YOU MISS MY VEIN ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
David Gray
tfw vomit profusely after a blood test even if they did it right
Cameron Jenkins
Garbage nurse detected. Go find a job you can actually do.
Noah Peterson
I had back surgery. The only thing that was painful about it was the shitty nurse trying to put in the IV. Bitch thought my hand was a mound of dirt and the needle a shovel.
Hunter Adams
continue to let her practice
continue to take the pain
continue to hide my erection
Brandon Roberts
roll the credits
Zachary Powell
>Can't give blood because of the meds I take
>Don't want to give blood anyway
Joshua Wood
I like giving blood cause free snacks and sometimes the qt's boobs brush against my wrist
Logan Rodriguez
RN schooling in Texas is 2 years.
Joshua Watson
I knew it was bad in america but goddamn. Two years? What the fuck do you learn in two years?
Tyler Johnson
>deathly ill, incredibly high fever
>hospital thinks it's meningitis
>have to get spinal fluid taken to test for it
>nurse has me lean against the wall and gives me a spinal tap
>she can't extract fluid for shit
>end up getting several spinal taps in a row while dealing with meningitis aches
>break two toes kicking the wall from the pain
Fuck nurses.
Luke Flores
>tfw taking a CNA this Summer
I'll try not to be a retard for your sake Anons
Carter Peterson
I wouldn't donate my ROYAL blood to some pleb desu senpai :^D
But the real reason is that I don't want to feel like shit and I'm type A so.