Cousins birthday

>loli wallpaper so he can look at a little girl 24/7
>WHY DO THEY THINK IM INTO LITTLE GIRLS REEEE

You have to be a lot more stupid than retarded to not know that if you have been told that you're going OUT to meet NORMALFAGS you don't just randomly show your powerlevel, I mean I assume you knew your cousin has a daughter so using that kind of wallpaper was out of the question, it's like fucking going to church with pentagrams all over you, at that point you're literally asking for it you dumb faggot.

>implying i should change my wallpaper everytime i have to go out
i havent changed my wallpaper since i got my phone, i just dont show off, the problem was i understimated the girl

It's a drawing of a naked girl (pretty much). You should have avoided lettering he see it at all retard. Have you no decency?

Its your fault for having that wallpaper on your phone. Just get a normal wallpaper so people dont know that youre a huge faggot like us

girl isn't even fucking naked.. you did nothing wrong.

>unironically use a half naked underage anime girl as your wallpaper

I wanted to have sympathy for you but honestly you deserved it

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as i said i understamitated her, i just glanced to see the time it was like 5 fucking seconds

Why are you even upset? Should've just laughed in her face while she got all buttmad. Post-wall roasties have zero leverage. If she presses the issue just call her ugly.

>have you no decency?
No, OP is just autistic and since he cant understand proper social behavior he comes here in the hopes that similar autists will ease his embarrassment

Your mum's heart is probs broken user. She just wanted to go out with her son and enjoy some family time. Maybe she hasn't been able to catch up with her relatives for a while. Maybe she just needed to get a night off cooking and get out if the house.
Now, irrelevant of what the truth is, she has to deal with her son being a sick pervert and her family all knowing about it.
Are you really so desperate you had to use that image as the main screen of your phone I stead of saving in in a folder to view? Are you really so fucking retarded you though it would be acceptable to flash that shit infront of a child?
The last bit of love she had for your probs died tonight.

>implying i show off my homescreen
i don fucking understand why you think im shoving in itpeoples faces, im a fucking neet i dont even go out
>flash that shit infront of a child?
i did fucking not jesus fucking chirst how many times im gonna say she saw it fast i just checked the fucking time it wasnt on purpose

op, please loosen your helmet straps, your brain needs to breathe.
the problem isn't that you're showing it off, it's that it's even there in the first place. making a half naked animu high schooler your wallpaper is the kind of degeneracy that normies can't handle

if someone has a wallpaper that's a forest or something you'd think that they like nature or hiking, etc.
if someone has a nekkid anime gril wallpaper you'd think they jerk off all day
now whether that's actually the case may or may not be true, but try telling someone that's not true

I have a half-naked loli wallpaper for my desktop, one day I fell asleep while on my pc and my sister decided to snoop in my room and check my computer, since I would never let anyone see it. Her scream woke me up. Needless to say, everyone in my life thinks I'm a pedophile now, so believe me when I say there is no recovery from this.

>if someone has a nekkid anime gril wallpaper you'd think they jerk off all day
but thats not the case, now they think im a pedophile

no, if someone has a forest or something as a wallpaper you would normally assume that it is one of the wallpapers that came as the stock collection on the phone because people don't bother changing to something better unless it's a picture of someone. that makes it all the weirder for someone to have sexy animu grills as wallpaper

But normies are harder to identify than Jews because they don't have any distinguishing features except for maybe a repetitive shaved sides-long top haircut

That's what you get for liking anime

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yes, obviously, because norman don't get the difference between lolis and actual children

Oh just gonna tell you from my experience, your parents are probably gonna wonder where they went wrong and will start leaving you alone a lot more. You're also not gonna be taken to anymore family functions. No family functions will be held at your house ever again. I also get some encouragement to find a girlfriend (lol) and I'm being taken to therapy.

you can see it on their clothes, the way they act and interact, you can find out about their relations or work. or just off everyone that has facebook. buy a list of names from Suckerderp, he'll just apologize later

Hey man that haircut works pretty well and is fairly easy to manage, I don't wanna be a skinhead and I sure as fuck don't want to have a forest on my head like I used to

shoulda used a less revealing anime image user-kun

it'd be one thing if it was loli but the character clearly has boobies so ???
i hate lolifags but this one isnt bad. clearly teenager which isnt pedo. so fuck em i guess.

>unironically has loli as background
>expects small child not to yell out everything they "learn"
>surprised when normans think having a drawing of a half naked child as background you see all the time = liking kids

Who could have seen this coming? If only there was a way to prevent this..(pro tip, there were many)

Here's a gift for all you autists, a simple socially acceptable phone wallpaper

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>normans
take the reddit slang elsewhere kiddo

Pic related. My phone wallpaper. The red stoplight is right beside the time, so it always makes me wake up when I look at it in fear.

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Here's another one I like to use.

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I haven't used this one yet, but I enjoy it as well.

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Thanks for the wallpaper

How do you know it's reddit slang? Moron. Kill yourself.

>mfw I have a govt phone and a regular stock wallpaper
haha go ahead look through my phone
who you gonna call, my mom or pizza hut?

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>obamaphones
Poor user

Ok, one more thing OP. Whilst you were a MASSIVE twat for having that as a wallpaper, what happened is unchangeable now. Just put it to something normal.
And one more thing.
Another user said that your mother doesnt love you anymore - which is bloody wrong, let me tell you. She was crying because she cared for you. She knew you were going to have so much trouble with family in the future, and she felt sorry for you.
She does love you.
Best plan now? Learn French and bugger off over there for the next few years.
Also if normans think that hentai of girls is girl porn, they're fookin right.