/r9gay/ #319

I pity those who kneel before He who condemned the fruit of paradise as evil

>tfw bi
>tfw can fuck cute twinks in my youth
>tfw when i wanna settle down ill get a nice wife

lmaoing at gayfags

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Your wife will be doing the same

He's used to being alone and he's comfortable with silence. He doesn't start feeling lonely until 2 weeks later when it's too awkward to say hello. The fact that you're always the one that does it is a blessing. He really appreciates it, seriously. Don't ever take it the wrong way. He likes you. He's always happy to talk to you, any time. Wake him up in the middle of the night and he'll still be happy. Bug him when he's busy and he'll be happy to have a break from it.

so will your bf LMAO

my bf wont reply to me
he hates me
i'm going to kill myself

Not when I have him on a cage

How do i tell if i am gay???? I think I have hocd or whatever they call it.

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go look at some gay porn and see if you get hard, it's not difficult user

he already sucked lots of cocks though

Jow Forums made me gay. there were this thread about fingering once asshole. they said it was great. some days later i tried it. now i get boners by thinking of penises. this didnt happen before. how to become straight again?

>been chatting with work qt lately
>he took me home a couple nights, got head once
>talked a bit more for a few days after
>now trying to invite him out for lunch
>getting no response after 3 days of texting him
what do?

thats not really fair when 99% of gay porn is disgusting and shit
most of the time i watch straight porn and imagine im the women

I do that sometimes, but end up blocking out the vagina and clicking off because they're absolutely repulsive.

just figner yourself ALOT until you get bored of it and go back to being straight

that doesnt sound right. would that just make me more addicted?

>talk to discord boy
>get to know him a little
>turns out he's amazing
>he isn't online all day
>day ruined
Every. Single. Time.

You should tell him how much you care about him. It will make him feel really good I bet.

What's so gross about gay porn? If you put something decent in front of me I'll get off on it. As long as it's not some gross fetish shit or has fat people in it.

>tfw no Tom to be a Jerry with
At least in this doujin it is cute.

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why don't e-bfs count?

No lying if it's anything important.
I've been lied to too much... I'm paranoid it doesn't help.
>tfw no Tom to be Jerry with
What does that mean?

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Does anyone have that meme of a bunch of Chad's going for fat/ugly girls and then cute yaoi boys telling you there is another way?

to look very similar to this boi here, 10/10 boi in my opinion

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It means that in the context of this wholesome chinese comic strip that Tomu is cute and I want to be his Jeri.

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>I've been lied to too much... I'm paranoid it doesn't help.
This seems to be very common here, it makes me feel bad for you boys.

anons how do i know if a guy is interested in me?
>been friends with him for 5 years
>he always asks me to find porn for him
>share secrets often
>he's talked about how he masturbates
>i shared how i do also
he's bi
how can i tell desu

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That's really adorable user. I don't have any advice though, just wanted to say that.

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It is common? That's not good I guess.
Oh,sorry I didn't know.

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>Astolfo bobbing two invisible massive cocks up and down.gif

thanks user. ive been having a hard time since he was memeing about me giving him a blowjob then one night he was serious and told me to set up a day where i could and i told him pretty much today at the movies but i dont think he remembers desu.

>tfw im 5'4
>he's like 6'2
>we play vidya together all the time

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It's definitely not good. We should kill liars in real life

>also someone I can respect and look up to
I'm all those other things you mentioned but this, and I want to offer that looking up to someone is a kind of dehumanizing thing in most relationships, I've found. It doesn't feel nice to be revered for being yourself; loved for that maybe, but there's a definite line.

That's pretty gay.
I mean it doesn't hurt people sometimes but making up excuses when you're caught or repeating it later is not nice.

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>poorly produced
>poorly shot
>poor peformances
>ugly junkies in 99% of videos available on the main porn sites
at least straight porn values eroticism a little bit. even if its 30 seconds of flirting to set up before fucking. japs are usually better at this. gay porn is just two ugly guys mumble something at each other and then an unecessary extreme close up of a shitty stubbly asshole covered in sore red ingrown hairs. its so fucking bad.

>have longish hair
>get it cut
>look sort of actually ok now

i guess my last bits of motivation to try to be effeminate have left me, i am officially a normal dude

remember lurking fembois or underageb&s- unless you got gud genetics your time is up by your mid twenties at latest

>tfw I will never EVER have an Australian bf
I literally feel an overwhelming sense of frustration and sadness when I think of this.

also
>tfw a cute/hot guy comes through your line at work (cashier during breaks)

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you're gay, hocd doesn't exist. It's just wishful thinking

Why such a strong lust for an Aussie? Unless your Australian obviously lol.

The Aussie accent makes me melt.
And on top of that I have this idea that due to their culture, the guys are more outdoorsy (beaches) and rowdy, unlike pussy Europeons.

I'm 18 though so I'll be fine and I look better with my hair as it is now at shoulder length than I did when it was before.

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This is why any sensible gay guy will never seriously date a biscum person.

t. fag that got dumped by bi person and now has a vendetta

>no bf who can save you from the corruption
top feels

had a scary dream last night
tomorrow i have to get on a train and spend a couple days with my dad
i don't want to go to bed yet
i want a hug. :(

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I had a dream last night where my big toe nails were wrapping/ripping off from the skin up to the top of the nail like roll a joint.

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>tfw will sometimes wake up and go back into a half-sleep and end up feeling like I'm being watched by some dark entity in the room
>tfw some nights my dreams are in first person like normal except throughout the entire thing I'm repeatedly experiencing that feeling where you're dozing off and coming back

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>use shitty razors because I don't care
>except actually I do care because I hate being visibly masculine
>get an electric razor that I'm told is closer
>it is, it feels better, but within a couple months still dissatisfied
>get a women's razor for an even closer shave
>it's even closer
>except it still doesn't get rid of that awful stained-skin looking effect facial hair has even when it's not there
This is the point where I either start with make up or give up.

Make up would be pointless unless I lose another 20+lbs though.

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>tfw facial hair growth is very sparse so don't have to worry about this
>tfw if I let my hair get to medium length and get a clean shave I look like I'm in high school

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im gonna have to start doing makeup too i think just to look better

what the FUCK I don't want to be a degenerate sinner faggot what hte hell is this gays are disgusting whores who should go to hell

>mfw sliced up my arm again
>mfw the blood looks fucking pretty
feels good man

piss off attention whoring slicer fag

>TFW no passable trans GF
I unironically wish I was gay sometimes. I've just found most trans women I know to be so much easier to talk to than normal women
I would like to date men, but I like skirts and long hair and not having to tell my parents that they're never getting a grandchild
I envy you guys in the way that you can just completely ignore 1/2 of the world population

>Tranny chaser

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>pretended to be a girl to someone for over a year
>tell him i'm a guy
>he comes out as gay
This is a strange feel.

Consequences, hehe. You have to be his bf now.

How do I tell if someone is gay?
There's one cute guy I know that never had a gf and is always being super nice and cute around me. I'm still closeted so if I ask him directly there's a chance he might tell someone.

If I was gay, then maybe I would.

>Little shit-chan reaction pic
>Cringe compilation

user...

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>just had a dream about my old crush (who rejected me) and even somehow incorporated my fetish into it
what's the deal?

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GUYS HELP THERE'S THIS CUTIE ASIAN GUY WHO IS THE NICEST MOST THOUGHTFUL PERSON I'VE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER LOOKED FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP
I've been trying to breakup with my girlfriend twice now and somehow she ropes me back into things and all i want to do is be happy

Tell her to fuck off since you're gay and met a cutie that you want to be with.

How about you fuck off back to and ask them you fucking normie piece of shit.

>similar interests and hobbies
>clean(Sexually and in the home)
>somewhat vanilla in bed but not opposed to trying stuff
>forgives me for being a furfaggot
>likes to cuddle
>encourages me to lift and get better
>basically be the husband while i'm the wife

Basically just loves me and can put up with my bullshit, that's about it honestly. But I'm a terrible, shitty person so that's kind of an unrealistic expectation.

>waah waaah I want my bf but I also want my gf wat do
neck yourself

>Normie memes
user.....

>tfw no bf with stinky feet to whipe his foot sweat on my face

Where can I get a cute friend to dress cute with and play vidya or watch movies together

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Feet fetish is disgusting you should be ashamed, Jesus won't forgive you.

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on /lgbt/ or /soc/

miss the bi guy from uni who i used to have a crush on and smoked weed and slept (literally) together hnng

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i kinda want to message him based off this but it doesn't seem like the best idea

It's not such a terrible idea, just ask him to grab a beer for old time's sake or something.

we both can't drink
but also that's the thing he was always busy, even though we're still "friends" he could never do anything together
and one time i had pushed for us to see a movie together but, like, the day before he said that he had made plans with a few other people for the same day and forgot about it
then i stopped messaging him

He sounds like an asshole desu, you don't just forget about other plans.

What the fuck? Since when it autocorrects"desu" to "desu"?

literally years ago user

>he doesn't know about the filters
i'm baka desu senpai

yeah, i stopped messaging him after that
i told him that if he ever wanted to hang out he knows where to find me (since i'm always the one who's trying to do something)
but he never did so.
but at the same time i'm not friends with many people, and he's always been nice to me even after coming out to him so

>tfw good looking but too autistic to have bf

>tfw humblebragging

/r9gay/ help me! I want to have a comfy morning of sitting in bed watching stuff. What should I watch, and what snacks should I get? Here is what I'm thinking of watching.

>Digimon Tamers
>The Hunt for Red October
>The Legend of Korra (don't laugh at me it's comfy)
>Star Wars (because it's Star Wars Day)

Possible snacks:
>chips and dip
>pigs in a blanket /w cheese
>tendies if the deli is open this early
>chicken crackers and spray cheese
>frozen pizza

Any suggestions? My budget is only $38 because that's all the money I have.

tfw no cute bf to share all this with

Star wars + chips sounds comfy af.

Even though I'd go for yuru camp + sweets since I'm dumb.

Snacks should be various fruits cut in snack sizes and different nuts.

>qt at work friends me on FB
>discover he is an evangelical christians

FUUUUUUCK

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It really does! I think maybe I will do that...any other suggestions user?

That sounds like a lot of work user, and the only nuts I like are peanuts!

You better massage the shit out of them aswell. Their care is your responsibility

Do it anyway and then get plonpy peanuts if you dont like any other kind

the solution is to corrupt him