High school experiences that have stuck with you

high school experiences that have stuck with you

>sitting with people at lunch
>someone brings up how they think cancer is cured and the government is letting people die to gain money (?)
>someone else admits they unironically believe space isn't real and it's just a hologram
>quietly eat pasta as this discussion is going on

>walk into bathroom
>someone has jacked off into a urinal and some of it got on the wall
>leave

>accidentally walk into girl's bathroom
>period blood smeared on one of the walls
>stare for a bit since no one's around
>there's a chunky bit
>go back to class

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thanks for the insight. always wondered what it was like for you guys in the special ed classes

i don't think there's special ed classes separate from other classes in canada, i just accidentally talked to retards. they seemed normal until that conversation.

>quietly standing by the door for the next class to start day dreaming about killing myself or beating up the schools dick heads like usual
>some girl comes up to the classroom and tugs on the door realizing it's locked then looks at me
>hey you're that kid! whats up! and she gives me a hug which I gladly accept
>she starts talking about random shit, she then she remarks "hey I've noticed, you don't have any real close friends/you don't talk so much? why? you seem pretty smart and interesting blah blah blah!"
>I just tell her I'm scared of people and what they would do to me
>she tilts her head like a fucking dog and is all confused and then gives me her phone number, tells me to call her if I ever need anything, and then where she hangs out with her friends if I ever want to just be near people

>sitting down under a tree by the football field at lunch where nobody is supposed to be smoking a cigarette and staring off into nothingness
>out of nowhere the football coach comes from one of the sheds and immediately looks at me
>I tilt my head towards him and stare at him
>he just walks away
>i didn't get in trouble

>ask to go to the bathroom in the middle of class
>pick up my backpack and gym bag and walk out
>go and climb a fence nearby, while a teacher watches
>I turn around as they yell "HEY!" I stare at them and slowly walk backwards
>they realize it was me
>just walk away

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>chad wedgies me in p.e.
>teacher is football coach so he doesn't give a fuck
>gets me in some kind of submission hold
>he lets go and says 'hahah you gonna cry?'
>some other kid pushes me outside over to the drinking fountain
>"...don't cry in front of the girls, user.."
>nothing happens for a few years
>last few days of school senior year
>some other chad comes up to me
>"haha, hey user, did chad really make you cry in p.e. freshman year?"
Should've beat him to death with a barbell like I thought of

Is it bad that can't think of a single memorable thing, good or bad, that happened in high school? I just went in, sat at the back, did my homework, did exams, and graduated one day. Never really spoke with anyone (only when it was absolutely necessary like in group projects), always went home after school, never went to a party (nobody every invited me, which wasn't strange), never did drugs, didn't drink until I could buy alcohol legally. I was never bullied, even. And I didn't ever it wasn't normal to be like that. I just thought high school wasn't like it was on tv and that everyone else's lives were pretty much the same as mine.

>at locker with friend and friend's friend during freshman year
>friend's jock senior brother calls him a faggot from down the hall
>say he's a dickhead to my friends
>friend's friend says no he's cool
>friend looks sad and says he's a dickhead sometimes
>emotions

>English class
>roastie teacher loves making us work in pairs
> sometimes she decided who teamed up with whom
>makes me work with the staciest Stacy in the classroom
>before we start, teacher asks if anyone is not pleased with their partner
>Stacy raises her hand so fast it could have gone through concrete
>she's the only one not happy so the teacher basically tells her to deal with it since no one else wants to change groups
>Stacy literally can't even right now
>thirty seconds later she asks me the question?
>"do u even talk"
> tell her I just have nothing to talk about with her
>she sighs
>proceeds to spend the rest of the class spelling her name in different ways and drawing hearts and stars around it on her book
>I do my homework (each of us had to do everything, the idea was simply to work in pairs)
I don't know why this memory has stuck with me for so long. I wasn't even bothered by her attitude at the time.

>Freshmen year
>Its my 15th birthday
>Sitting in second period listening to the morning announcements on the intercom
>Everyday morning student's birthdays are announced
>"We'd like to wish a happy happy birthday to...user!"
>class is clearly listening to intercom but still silent
>not a single fucking person says anything or even looks at me
>not even the teacher, who should know its my birthday since it always tells her other students birthdays her on her computer
>rest of the day nobody says anything to me
>2 months later
>its chad's birthday
>as soon as he walks in he announces its his birthday and makes a huge deal out of it
>whole class sings happy birthday to him
>I'm fucking enraged and silent the whole time
I'm not an attention whore, but I do like acknowledgement.

>walking down the hallways
>little year 7 kid puts a slice of red leicester cheese on my friend(he's ginger/scottish)'s hair
>he fucking boots the kid and sends him flying, no repercussions

>freshman year
>lunch bell just rung
>me and other guy (only friend i had in lunch that was willing to sit with me) get to trash cans and dump out our lunch
>cracking jokes with him
>all of a sudden the whole lunchroom gets quiet, me and my friend turn to see whats happening
>two girls fighting, one on top of the other
>girl on the floor is wearing a Confederate flag jacket, and is covering her face
>girl on top of her is pounding her in the face with her fists
>lunch lady comes over to them trying to get them off each other, while yelling "BACKUP NEEDED" or something like into her hand held radio

I never figured out who either of those girls were, or what the fight was about, I assume the Confederate jacket played a part in it, though. Oh, well.

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When this beautiful girl took my virginity and changed my life but left me because I was too beta

>actually try to study during a free period for a change
>too many people in the study hall and it was too warm in there
>go outside and study on a bench very close to the hall
>coordinator walks past and asks what im doing
>says i have to study in the hall
>ask her what the difference is
>she starts autistically screeching some bullshit
>tell her im going home to study
>get up and walk home
>my parents get a phone call but they don't give a shit

in my second last year i would just get up in the middle of class and walk home
the teachers didn't even give a shit because i never did any work anyway except for maths. just sort of put my head on my desk and slept.
i failed pretty much everything and didn't go back for the final year.

It sound like your one of those guys who when there 60 they think back and wonder why they didn't do any thing how's you situation now

>Sitting in Geometry class one day
>Scantrons are being handed out
>Teacher explains the way she wants us to fill out our name, student ID, etc.
>For some reason I'm just not taking in the information
>I was trying to listen but couldn't understand
>Ask the teacher when she finishes explaining what exactly needed to be filled out
>"user I just told the whole class, weren't you listening?"
>She tells me what to do anyways but once again, the information is lost on me
>I just tell the teacher I don't understand
>Teacher looks at me and says "Are you okay user?"
It wouldn't have been all that embarrassing if this happened with nobody else in the room, but everyone just gave me that "wtf is wrong with this kid" look.

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>sitting in lunch
>girls were talking about something and being annoying
>i stare at them and pull out my cock and balls and place it in the lunch table
>the girls start acting retarded and loud and cause a scene
>I put my dick away and walk out of the lunchroom
>a few years later one of those girls died of a drug overdose

>everyone just gave me that "wtf is wrong with this kid" look.
haha i got that pretty every day
everyone was really nice to me cause they felt sorry for me
i daresay i was voted as 'most likely to commit suicide before age 30"

>be me
>stuck in smart person classes with no brain
>looking forward to date with nerdy girl at school
>go out after school to meet her and ask her out
>she says yes, going to her house
>so excited.mp3
>get hit by a car jaywalking

>always been a mopey kid who rarely ever spoke or made any effort to engage with other kids
>no teacher ever noticed or seemed to care until one 9th grade teacher asked if i was ok and if everything was going well at home
such an odd feeling cause of how severely ignored i was by every teacher until then. though it also oddly kind of annoyed me, idk why, guess cause even though there was problems and i wasnt really ok i had to lie as to not cause commotion, plus i didnt/dont really know how to even talk about issues with strangers

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>be me
>get "cool" friend I'll call him z
>he smokes, took pills
>siting in gym near end of school
>another friend siting next to me pulls out my pencil sharpener
>he breaks it so it's only a bit of plastic attached to a razor blade
>z takes the razor and cuts his arm
>little blood pours out
>I remember him telling me he did this as a joke before so I don't frack out as much as I should have
>next day back at gym
>only time I see him
>more than a dozen cuts on his arm
>other kid who broke the razor asks what the hell
>z tells him to not tell the teacher
>don't do anything
>don't even comment
>last day school for the year
All I know is that back then he took money from his grandpa and wasted it on pills eta he was falling all of his classes and I don't know where he is now

>Be me in 10th grade health class
>Teacher,in his 60's-70's talking about the importance of good lungs
>He asks the class what's the most attractive instrument to a woman
>I know it's the Sax,but I want to be funny
>I answer "It's the accordion,right?"
>no one even cracks a smile
>He responds with " I bet you play a mean accordion,don't you user?"
>I'm confused so I just mumble "yeah"
>Teacher has the biggest grin"That explains why you can't get a girlfriend"
>The whole class is choking from laughter for a solid five minutes
>mfw

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id have killed myself on the spot

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>saw this girl vomit in my last class of the day
>I look at her doing this
>no one else notices
>we meet eyes
>look away
>never mentioned it
>never told anyone

My hs experience was pretty mediocre. Never have a bf or any sex of anything. Just hung out with a few friends a little bit and played lots of vidiya. I kinda miss it in some ways but for the most part it was a shitty time.

This reminded me of my English class junior year
>roastie teacher forces us to work in groups of 4 for a film project
>everybody instantly teams up with their friends
>the only people left without a group are me, a fat chick, and two Chads
>Chads didn't want to team up with anyone else, say they want to work as a duo
>I'm just awkwardly sitting in the class without a group, everyone else has already started working
>teacher asks the Chads if they would be ok with working with me and the ugly girl
>Chads get mad and say they don't want to work with me specifically (in front of the whole class)
>roastie teacher just tells them to suck it up, he is not that bad, etc etc
>they relent and agree to work with me
>Chads don't take the project seriously at all afterwards, decide to make a joke video of ourselves
>get a C on our project
English class sucked that year, I was never a full on robot in high school but in that class I was a total outcast, the fact that the class was full of roasties didn't help either.

>cancer is not a billion dollat industry
OP you're the only one who isn't retarded.

>class is discussing some school shooting that happened in burgerland
>just sitting in the back minding my on business
>teacher looks at me all of a sudden
>"hey, user looks like someone who would shoot up the school, right? Hahaha"
>class erupts with laughter

>principal comes into class
>says he is very concerned with the classes grades
>"except for user, who has great grades. you should really look up to him"
>class chad clearly didn't agree with this
>"of course user has good grades. just look at him, he probably doesn't even leave his house"
>class erupts with laughter once more
>just put my head down and cry until it's time to go home, teacher and principal don't care
I basically was the school's punching bag.

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>be me
>prevocational math class cause stoner and retarded
>learning about time and clocks
>teacher explains how time n shit works
>asks if anyone doesn't know how to tell time
>me trying to be funny say yeah i cant read analogue
>takes me seriously and no one laughs
>he asks me to say that again
>i repeat myself
>spent 10 minutes of the class explaining to me how to read a clock in front of everyone
everyone thought i was retarded since then and so did my teacher

That's what you get, while living in 'Murica

not american technically

I enjoyed your stories user here is a (You)

>sitting at lunch with my friends
>one kid takes my phone
>I tell him to give it back
>he texts my mom that I'm gay
>my mom immediately calls me and starts yelling at me
>tell her I'm not gay and that a friend took my phone
>she's still angry and continues to yell at me for a few minutes
That was 10 years ago

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>Sit in stall at lunch
>People finally notice
>Oh that's just user, he does that every lunch break

>in the locker room changing into gym clothes
>weird goth girl's locker next to mine and she's about to leave
>tells me she likes my hair
>get really nervous and just say thank you and liked her hair too
>not sure if serious or fucking with me
she killed herself a few months later.

>ditch class (like i did every day)
>drive to sonic to get fries and smoke weed/vape in my car
>lunch starts
>some kids from shcool come to sonic for lunch
>bunch of freshman see me, and try to buy weed off me
>sell one gram to them for 25$
>they fuck off somewhere
>shcool cop goes through drive through
>one of the kids who bought weed gets in the passenger seat of cop car
>later find out kid is cops son
>sell him weed all the time

>hs for me was awsome
>didnt work, just sold weed, had tons of fucking money and drugs,
>not even exageratting i went to class maybe once or twice a week
>fucked around most days with my buddies
>my diploma is identical to all the retards who spent hours studying for no reason.


Man high shcool was fun. I wish i could go back, now i have no friends :(

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these were all kind of surreal and comfy

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U were marked as potential school shooter or something.

You sort of deserve this. You could just said "I was only joking hehe.... Of course I know how to read analogue"

You got destroyed, absolutely wrecked.

>I just thought high school wasn't like it was on tv and that everyone else's lives were pretty much the same as mine
I thought this, but in regard to my home life.
I thought everyone got mercilessly beaten by their parents for hours on end and their parents just pretended to be nice around other people like mine did.

Same. How are you doing now?

>9th grade world history class
>sit in the back corner
>qt sk8er girl puts her head down and falls asleep in the desk in front of me
>her tiny shirt rides up and her pants ride down
>stare at the exposed skin for like 20 minutes with throbbing boner
>pretend to drop pencil and lean forward to pick it up
>stare directly down her pants at her ass crack
>for like 10 more minutes
>teacher keeps looking over with an angry look on his face but don't care
>finally he shouts my name in an angry tone
>entire class turns and looks at me
>i sit back in my desk like i just woke up out of a daze
>he gives me a stare for several seconds then goes back to teaching
>doesn't even tell her to wake up

>9th grade art class
>qt titcow sitting opposite from me wearing low cut shirt
>we're supposed to be drawing a still life that is set up in the middle of the room
>she needs "help" seeing how to draw the pear
>leans over to talk to me and draw
>i stare down her shirt at her huge tits hanging to the table
>throbbing boner
>art teacher keeps looking at me angrily
>this goes on for like 10 minutes
>finally walks over and asks her if she needs help and makes me move to another because "no one is drawing from that angle yet"
>walk over awkwardly holding my easel in front of me to hide my boner