Who /5.5"-6" cock/ here?

who /5.5"-6" cock/ here?

>tfw literally got laughed at the last time i whipped it out for a BJ which was 3 years ago

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that's literally dead average, what a stupid roastie. My dick is 6" and I used to hit my ex's cervix when we fucked

porn gives us us a skewed perception where anything

One day my gf drunkenly admitted I was the smallest she had. It hurt and I still hate her years later, but it can't be that small seeing as she vomits when I get too rough with the blowjobs and she hates anal because it hurts. We rarely do vaginal and part of it is because I resent her whorish past. Why couldn't she have stayed a virgin? She cheated on me before I even knew her. That really fucking hurts, but now I'm a worthless nonvirgin too. I've also hit her cervix before too, usually because I only like it rough and will lube it up and jam it wherever. Funny because at first I only wanted sweet slow and sensual sex.

That's an interesting perspective you have there user.

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No you fucking faggot, I'm barely 4".
Obviously asian.

Post pics you little faggot

Since when is just being everage good?

Btw that 6 inches being the average is a lie.

>tfw big dick master race

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If I had a dick like that I would not be able to stop slapping it into things. I would whip it out and slap it around everywhere.

the dick in pic is 5 inches at best. Probably in the 4's.

I'm like 5.75 or so. I have gotten compliments on its size from like 7 of the 10 girls i've banged.

Would you slap my face with it.

8" here. Having a big benis is overrated. I often end up hurting my gf because of it.
Don't believe the memes.

Its called being nice!

If it was a nice size all 10 would have said so.

Thats not big thats average.

Entice her more.

5" at max stiffness and have plowed over 30 women

I'm exactly 5.5" x 5.5" and women under about 5'2" will start yelling its so deep. Women taller than that will often be unable to walk after fucking me.

>tfw big fupa covers a lot of your dick

>8"
>average
nice bait
You are fuckin retarded if you honestly believe that. Why are there so few porn stars out there sub-8" then? Even mega stallions are 9". Rarely 10"

>not having a 4 inch dick
you guys are the lucky ones here.

You aren't 8" and you don't have a gf

.t 9" user girls love it

It's no ones fault but your own if you decide to fuck anything other than an onahole. If you haven't discovered that women aren't worth it yet just get that part over with and continue on to finer things.

t. hapa

Ex girlfriend "couldn't do it" after seeing my penis (which is very slightly below average). She dumped me by text a few days later.

I'm 25 and still a virgin

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>constant Jewish psyops on the internet trying to make people paranoid about their dicks
>realize that porn selects for the biggest dicks possible
>realize that porn utilizes camera angles and perspective to make them look even bigger
>realize that many pornstars literally undergo surgery and even inject silicon in their dicks on top of this for more size/girth
>realize that on top of all that still many also use dick pumps before shoots
>reealize that on top of all this half of them are also using viagra since the surgeries fucked up their dick function
>realize that they barely feel anything because of this and their dicks don't work well and will stop working while young because of said operations and constant drug abuse
>realize that big dicks are a meme
>women don't realize it though and the psyops still works
I hate Jews.

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I'm smaller but I have Kallmanns so.

>very slightly below average

should have given her the whole 3 inches

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>she cheated on me before I even knew her
What the fuck do you mean by this? That doesn't make sense unless you're trying to say that she cheated on you when you two were still getting to know each other.

By that logic my hypothetical future girlfriend may be cheating on me right now. The whore!

I'm actually British, you angry little man.

this is only true if you're a genuine robot who can't finesse a woman into being totally controlled by you.

I've come to terms with the fact that I'll have exponentially more fun beating my dick on adderall than I will with any woman

>a nigger
Now I understand the "muh dik" comment.

7" is well received by the few roasties I boned, especially petite
Unluckily being 5ft9, I dont pass the manlet screening test to be even worth a chance to whip out

i didn't feel like endlessly searching for an exact copy of my dick online so i thought it would be more eye-catching to exaggerate. also having a woman reacting in the image stirs more of a reaction in most people.

>Amerimutt calling me a nigger
Whiter than you, Pablo.

Yeah, it's actually a little less.

I've got a 5.5er and it hasn't failed me. Once I was hooking up with a girl at a goth club and she said, "I like that you're not that big!" which really hurt my feelings, but I was still able to keep it up and cum in her hair. It's served me well.

Thats bullshit
Average counts in absolute microdicks
Or dickless men
Average size of sexually active individual would make you buy an exit bag

>"I like that you're not that big!

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10/10 story. cumming/peeing on a girl's hair is probably the most satisfying thing ever and it was sweetened as revenge for that half-insult

was goth girl tight? I can imagine that a gril with a tight vagene would say something like that.

Then again she was probably just lowkey insulting.

>goth chick
Absolute slut, in any case

Devil quads of unfortunate truth

5.9'', slept with 6 girls. the virgins thought it was big, one slut with a genuinely large pussy laughed and said she had a dream about my dick where it was black but then realised it couldn't have been mine because it was small (yeah, she was weird). She didn't say that until after I said I didn't want to see her though so I don't let it effect me. my current gf says it's small when flaccid but is happy with erect size. tldr only whores on campus care and girls are less bitchy the older you get. of course it's also harder to get your dick sucked then so catch 22

You and your micropenis will never be able to understand that the cervix isn't the end of the vagina...

5 inches non bone press measured. 5.5 if bone pressed. I would kill a baby for 6 inches non bone pressed. I feel for my body/hand size that extra inch would make my dick look normal for my height/body/hands. I'm 5 foot 8inchs

It has effected how forward I am with women. and most of my lays are with asian hookers.

That's fucking terrible m8. can't imagine what's that like...

the fuck you talking about bone measurement trying to squeeze that extra centimetre of self esteem out of your almost-average member.

I'm 6 foot 2 with an easy 7 inches.

GET OUT THIS IS A DICKLET SAFE SPACE

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im 6x6" and i feel my dick is so fucking small. i think it the biggest reason im still a virgin. i dont want to be laugh at and i dont want to fuck a chick a feel like a sausage in a hallway

>6.2 inch dick
later dicklets

Just being more technical with the measurements. currently losing weight to see what I can get out of that.
>to all
considering jelqing, lots of forums have people saying they got gains from it. All I want is one inch. I'm only ever go for short girls that don't act like sluts anyway so I don't feel I need a monster cock anyways.

You will never know the feeling of a cervix gliding along your glans

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You're a retard. that's a fat cock m8.

do you think it's small because u r tall and have large hands?

This is true. when I'm fucking whores I have to thrust until I've scooped enough lube out of their vag before there is enough traction for me to cum. also have to play around with angles to find a rough vag wall.

im 6ft tall and i just look at my hand and just the palm is 4" large. and it doesnt help that im overwheight. but still for me it look small as fuck. i tried condom with my fleshlight but all of them rip after 5 min or so even if i use a lot of lube. it might be because it a fleshlight and not s real vagina

I genuinely feel terrible hearing that. That is the most depressing thing I have heard since YKD died.

I have to ease in to my gf real slow because if I go too hard she screams in pain. I'm not even that big, like 7.2 inches. I don't watch corporate porn because It just looks so painful (my kink is female pleasure unlike all the dicklets that like bdsm because they have a vendetta).

>yfw everyone on this site really has a 5.5 inch dick but use muh bone press to get to 6.5 and just assume its 7.

5.5"x4.5"
6'5"

I'd post a pic of my dick but that's gay

wtf is bone press

You're the shallow type of person that unironically likes SAO-style overpowered protagonists who never have to struggle or work.

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at least you're not like 3". pic related is me in cm.

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>tfw 5.4x6.2

Girls love how fat it is but I wish I had just 1 and a half extra inch for show

Can we get a pic? I am morbidly curious.

>isn't the end of the vagina
are you implying you fucked a girl and your dick went through her cervix?

either you are a virgin or you fucked some nasty ass mom

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Look at the picture I posted
If the dick is longer than the distance to the cervix, it goes past the cervix. How do you think hoes can fit massive dildos in their cooches?

sorry pal i'm shitposting at my place of wageslaving right now. there's a small dick thread on /gif/ right now that would have a good approximations.

when you press the ruler as hard as you can against your pelvis to make your dick measurement as big as possible

it's what they do for scientific measurements i believe to get some semblance of consistency but depending on how your body is you can really manipulate that to make your small dick give a huge measurement

ah i see what u mean

that stupid. it not like you can go so deep into a girl.

Just a daily reminder that girth is more important than length.

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the cervix is too small for any penis to penetrate, you dumb shit dickhead.

bone press is way better a measurement than the retards that insist on measuring all the way from the balls to the tip. lots of guys with 8 inchers seem to like to measure from the balls underneath. no fucking wonder, they just have 6ers and fake the rest.

t. chodecock

If you're going for deep close missionary with a lot of grind action I reckon you can get a good bit in.

That's my experience when I wanna stimulate the pelvis area around the clit.

are you a moron? I gave you a written and visual explanation and you still don't understand

t. mr.pencildick

lol unless your dick is 20x3cm the cervix is never dilating wide enough to let you through. it will elongate before that would happen.

Fuck you're dumb. I never said it went in the cervix, I said it went past the cervix.

im 6" but with that technic i might get 7". interesting. but event if i have a 15" dick it wont matter since i look like the bastard child of shrek and slot

it's become clear that you were dropped on your head repeatedly since birth.

>Jews
Men just like big dicks, user.
youtu.be/qMoEs7eQeZE

And unfortunately I don't have any of them. 4'3 dick and not much girth at age 21. I've given up on women, no human being except hambeasts or disgusting ones would settle for such a tiny dick. I prefer dying and avoiding my eventual getting the same fate of poor looks and genetics. It would also be better for humanity's progress. Let it all end with me. I'm not fitting enough for nature.

this post epitomizes the ethos of r9k

You didnt hit her cervix with 6 inches unless you just so happened to be fucking a 12yo

That's a literal micropenis bro...

Shut up homo
(not original unsurprisingly)

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Tfw erect 4 inch pencil dick...

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>tfw 4inch

i'm asian fuck this game

You can silence me, but you can't silence the free market.

My first (and only) gf was also a virgin and she thought my 6 incher was too big. Virgins gfs are the way to go for sure.

too bad she was bipolar and I couldn't put up with it after a while

hambeast want and need a big dick to get through the folds. so nah they don't want you either.

wait... that's centimeters?! wow, I'm really sorry user.

I'm 5.5x5.5, and it doesn't bother me too much. Would I like an extra inch, absolutely, but oh well.

What bothers me is how tight my ballsack is: when I get hard my ball almost disappear inside my body.

may god have mercy on the rest of your soul
at least youre not a manlet right?

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Why care about size? I assume everyone here have arms, so just punchfuck the bitch if she thinks your pecker ain't enough.

>that's literally dead average, what a stupid roastie
get a clue
girls dont aim at average
girls dont fuck average
they aim at and fuck the top 20%
they may settle down for a beta dicklet but only later on once they had a thousand cocks and the stare that comes with them

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>6'1
>6.8 in
>say 7 in because no one will ever be able to tell otherwise

AUTISTIC CHAD REPORTING IN, WHERE IS MY GOVERNMENT MANDATED GF?

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