Hey user, do you mind paying for us? >I left my purse at home and Stacy doesn't have any money on her

>Hey user, do you mind paying for us? >I left my purse at home and Stacy doesn't have any money on her.
>This was a fantastic lunch by the way. *smiles*
>It's fun hanging getting to hang out with you, you're always inside looking at that Taiwanese cartoon website all day.

wat do

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Just fucking leave. el em ayy o.

Sure, but first!
> rip down her top
> drink from milkers

- I pay for the blonde.
- My gf pays for the one with the huge tits.
- Foursome.

>"hey... i... i kind of dont have any money either. im sorry, i wasnt prepared to pay for anyone else."

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Finish your rice.

>that look on the one on the left

its like she knows im thinking perverted things

why are women this manipulative

Set up a legal agreement for a loan which they have to pay back or alternatively else offer some "services" for compensation.

>yeah sure I dont mind paying but I really need to pee, hang on just one second.
>goes to towards the bathroom
>escapes

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>this just open up your jewish scrolls and have her sign a contractual agreement to pay you back at a high intrest rate

I like you, but most restaurant bathrooms don't have such lovely windows.

But you can try to pull off a disguise to successfully dine n' dash. Just hope your roasties are too retarded to remember you.

don't for get the eggs

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agreeing to a 2 on 1 date is the first mistake

sure ladies but y'all gotta suck my dick

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yea all 2 inches of it

>tell them I don't have any money so we're all forced to work for our meal
>I did have enough money

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I don't get it. She's just looking at the camera. Those tits are hotter than her gaze.

>what do I look like, an ATM?

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Lol no it's a scam. If they like you they won't ask you to pay

Where the fuck am I and who are you people?

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if i was stupid enough to try and go out with them i guess i would also be stupid enough to pay for them

>begin to pull out my wallet
>wait something must be wrong
>go to the toilets
>fap at least 3 times
>realize they are just whores and they only want my money
>pay only for me and leave
ONLY JERK OFF BEFORE TAKING ACTIONS WITH GIRLS!

This picture is so awkward. Their body language makes it so obvious that they hate each other.

>Ahh sure let me take a leak before we go
>Leave the restaurant

It's that easy.

This is the only reaction that makes sense

They leave while you're in the bathroom. Restaurant staff calls the cops on you and they happen to be close by as you're walking out.

Is this why men thought women were witches? They didn't understand it was actually their problem and responsibility on what they feel in their pants?

>call for the waiter
>"how much do my dishes cost?"
>pay for mine only
>get up
>"so, how is equality going, girls?"
>smirk
>leave
>get angry texts
>the next day text the left one
>"I know that you're a bitter bitch after yesterday, so I wanna punish you a bit"
>go over to her place
>fuck her
>"btw, how much did you have to pay yesterday?"
>"20.15$, you sweet fucker;)"
>leave the money on her bed table, get dressed, and leave ignoring her loud bitching

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Imagine drinking from purpleshirts milkies. Oh my god

Sure, but only if you French kiss each other for an entire minute before I finish my dessert.

>first offense
Sure
>second offense
You know, I think like this has happened before.
>before third offense
Don't forget your purse this time, okay?
>third offense, if they still "forget"
Not happening, sorry.

rate my autism

we had agreed in advance to pay for ourselves. I don't think you two are very good friends. If I didn't pay for you, I don't suppose you would still want to associate with me, but if I paid, I wouldn't want to associate with you. I'll pay for myself and let you figure out your debt with the manager.

ive read newspapers with a sturdier spine than you

"if you had respect for me, you wouldn't put me in this situation, but I'm not okay with this"
>goes to register
>asks to have my check split
>pay my own
>leave

Fine, remove the second offense and move the third up to second. That leaves just one payment.

Not that I would ever do that. I'm a nice guy.

>yeah sure, you guys can just venmo me or whatever. fun hanging out with you too.

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>say yes
>go pay for myself
>leave the restaurant
>watch from outside as they get caught for trying to leave without paying

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"well girls, i'll cover it as a loan, but I'm going to be taking your phones as collateral, and you can get them back in a little bit when we get back to your place."

Fucking roasties lying through their teeth. They want me to pay and then they'll ditch me and never contact me again

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My two favourite supreme gentlemen

One for each girl, I don't see the problem.

>sure, i just need to go to the restroom first
>bolt it out of there, aint no way im giving roasties food