You may not have any luck getting a girlfriend, but have you tried getting a boyfriend?

You may not have any luck getting a girlfriend, but have you tried getting a boyfriend?

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Yeah and that's easy as shit. Zero validation. Roasties are where the real payoff is.

Where do i find a bf?
Grindr and gay bars creep me out.

unironically I'm interested homo intercourse and penis doesn't scare me but every other feature about a man is unattractive to me, I don't know what to do, I think i'd be dtf with a passable trap

Thats fucking gay nigga
Original

yeah but I want another robot and it's not easy to find one

no because even a fag wouldn't want to date a loser like me

No.
I make profiles on weird gay fetish sites and get a lot of attention and people wanting to meet up but I always bail at the last second because I'm not actually gay.

What are you talking about? There are plenty of lonely robots here you could make happy...

>meeting someone from Jow Forums

don't fall for this meme guys, it will end really badly

I don't know where to look or how I would go about getting an irl boyfriend, but I would honestly try it if I had the chance

>be me
>bi
>have had online bf a few times but not irl bf or gf
>have scared all of them away by saying creepy and unnecessary things to them
>fetish and masturbating together over discord as well as many other fucked up shit

why am i like this

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Trannies should be gassed. This isn't original because it's true.

This is a gay thread you retarded Jow Forumsack

yes, but he wouldn't chop off his penis for me. #whereAllTheGoodMenAt

No, because I'm not gay.
I prefer holes with tits over holes with dick.
And don't answer I can have both, because it's gay if it has a dick.

You people are hard to please

I wish i was gay user. I wish i wasn't turned off by feminine dick either, traps have the best fashion sense but the second i see that dick it does nothing for me.

If i was even a little bit bi i'd get a bf within a fortnight

How hard is It to get a bf that looks like Jonathan Brandis?

no im too tall and shy to ask anyone out, male or female. ive been sexually repressed by my family because its something theyve never brought up and pretend doesnt exist, which it doesnt at this point for me.

kys fucking fag

Originallll

why
we know the game is rigged
Why waste our time

same but I am gay

where do I get a online bf?

most robots dont get a gf/bf because they are shy or dont have courage too
im tall,cool,have a big dick...but im disgusting looking

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>boyfriend
i prefer girlfriend (male).

yea but idk what submissive boys like
do i just be assertive with a lil teasing?

yes.
teasing is good, just talk to them and be a bit assertive and they eat it all up.
source: am submissive boy

does it actually feel good to get your anus penetrated? I really doubt it

it actually does if you are into it.

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cool dawg
thanks

Get in line, boi.

how do you prevent shit and blood from coming out at any time?

No I haven't, for I am not a faggot.
fuck off

what do you think?
lube and enemas obviously

>don't fall for this meme guys, it will end really badly
But why?

If there is blood you are doing it wrong. Very wrong.
And you clean yourself thoroughly before.
Eneamas.

We just want a hot pure gf . Thats not a lot

>everyone who doesn't like me is Jow Forums : the faggots guide to life

i want a cute, frail robot boy as my bf!

But what would you do to him?
All I want for christmas is a e-bf.

You can't cuddle with an e-bf, user.

This is true, that is why you need to make it less e- and more real every day.

sigh
why cant i just lay a sub down on his back and do as i please with his bunghole?
he can get off too but only from any coincidental rubbing of his cock on my belly

It's either e or it's real. It's a binary system. There's no inbetween.

It is e- untill the day you decide its not anymore and both parties wanna meet up and do lewd things to each other.

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Getting a bf?
Not so easy
Getting a gay hook up?
Very easy

You shouldn't do lewd things to eachother when you first meet! You need to show that special boy that you love him without being sexual!

Probably true user. My limited experience shines through again.

This
Idc about looks that much as long as he's super skinny like me and we get along

I'd ruin both or they'd just use me as the flavor of the month.

You may have limited experience, but I have literally none! Either way, there's much more to a relationship than lewd!

>tfw I jerk off with lube on the mic for sissy boys and it's just my fetish

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kek, all the faggots being baited

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How is it bait for robots to love each other?

just stop, faggot, please

That's hot, I bet it sounds all squishy..

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Stop using an exclamation mark at every sentence you fucking retard!

No, you stop using exclamation marks!

>try real girls
>Get ghosted
>try t-girls
>Get ghosted
>try normal men
>get rejected

Honestly I think Im just ugly and never will find anyone to love me so Ive kinda given up

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Dis. Haven't had a lot of luck finding boys I click with enough to consider dating, it's usually just sexy stuff.

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no I'm not into faggot sluts

funny way to say you are a slut

You just mean a roastie but worse., By the way if this is reiko get off r9k you blackmailing, and doxxing to commit to suicide trash!