>Be me
>6'3 (195 cm)
>7 inch dick
>white clear skin
>green eyes(rarest color)
>grey and white hair
>healthy teeth
>symmetrical face
>big chin
>can grow a manly beard
>solid voice
also
>skilled artist
>can make people laugh
>know how to cook, drive, take care of kids
>hit the gym
Guess what. I'm a 28 year old virgin. How is this possible?
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You dont try enough to get a girlfried then. They wont come to you by magic.
you're probably ugly or never go outside.
probably because you call yourself a skilled artist
ugly, fat, balding
You have no game
I don't think you know how to fucking read, all of the shit I said indicates that I'm NOT ugly.
This is likely. I'm not a wigger or a drug dealer or play sports, so I guess that's why women dislike me. Oh well.
How do you know you're not ugly to women? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Also quit acting as if good looks will just land you pussy, you gotta put effort toward it.
post a pic of yourself and we can all see for ourselves
Or you just have a shitty personality. It is literally impossible to be a 28year old virgin if you actually try to get a girlfriend and not behave like a complete fucking waste of oxygen
You either have a shit personality or more likely you have extreme autism thats very obvious when people talk to you.
just a small thing but your conversion is wrong, i'm 6'4 and 193 cm. likely you are rating yourself too highly desu. even if you had no game, which is understandable, if you truly looked good you would be able to sleep with someone, esp since you sound like you have friends who you can go out to bars and clubs to where drunk women are fiending for dick
>My personality sucks because girls dont like me
Just because I'm not into Kanye West and other popular culture garbage doesn't mean I'm a bad person.
You're ugly for sure dude.
I don't have friends either.
then how do you know you can make people laugh? thats prob the root of it though, if you dont even have friends, no way you are interesting enough or likeable enough to get a gf
You dont have to be into that. I know its a fucking normie advice, but just be yourself, it is way more attractive than trying to change your personality. Just try to meet more girls. And I mean in actual life and not on Tinder, since the girls there are all fucked up anyway.
How the fuck do you meet girls IRL if you don't have a large social circle and work with men?
How do I know I makle people laugh? Because they start laughing when I tell them something funny. What the fuck. I can make most people I meet laugh, including girls, loudly. Like deep, bellowing laughs. I talk to coworkers, we seem to be kicking shit off just fine, always have decent convos, yet we NEVER hang out, nobody ever does anything with me, no calls, nothing. People are just fake as fuck sociopaths who are constantly putting up a front because they're all dead inside from being raped by the system so much. Sad.
lol naw..i cant remember a single time where my coworkers and i never got close enough to go out for happy hour or meals together. you might be funny but its more of a way for your coworkers to get through the workplace, they dont want to hear your shit when they want to have fun
Get a bigger social circle. Online dating and "just asking random girls out" are memes.
I remember reading, that most relationships arise from your social contacts. Like a friend bringing his female coworker into the round and so on.
Try to join a local club or something like that and get more social contacts.
youre either a liar, a lazy bugger, or the most autistic human on the planet
or just ugly
>2018
>he still thinks that gym matters
meanwhile balding overweight guys are scoring
"Just because I'm not into Kanye West"
first of all girls don't give a fuck about your interests. As long as you can make them laugh, and compliment them, you're good. However the rating of yourself is too high, your ignoring some flaw. Cockiness is not a great feature, but confidence is.
>be me
>skelly
>average height
>lazy as fuck
>but decent face
>tfw can pull whenever i go out
you must be really ugly and stupid user
Women only like dark features, snownigger.
>6'3"
>195cm
I'm 6'4" and 193cm. How does that work nigger
blonde hair and blue eyes is feminine combo.
youre actually 6'3" dumb manlet
when will you learn
5'8", chubby, ugly, boring. Lost my virginity at 17 and have fucked 16 total so far at the age of 24. Jelly?
195cm isn't 6'3..
190cm is 6'3 dude
>boring
>fucked 16 so far
what's the secret? going for lowest tier girls?
because OP is both lying and retarded lmao
I'm 6'5 at 195cm
at 192.5cm it's 6'4 (so yes YOU are 6'4)
while OP is either lying or the same (6'5) as me.
Because 6'3 is actually 190cm.
Learn to convert you fucking retards, it's not hard
Sorry then.
>>grey and white hair
Why do you look like an old man at only 28?
secretly I think that would be sexi
>Jelly?
Very much so.
Lmao post pics you E-statting humble bragging cuck
Youre already balding at 28 and have a horrible beard
You? Your neck is short dude but your head compensates for it. Why not show the eyes if you claim they are green? (You are probably very european if this is the case btw my friend)
Why do you look like in mid 30s?
He needs trimming at least. But, I could see women finding him attractive if I'm going to be honest
This is why you're a virgin, you fat slob
I'm not really balding it needs to grow in more just like my beard, stop being so hateful damn.
>secretly I think that would be sexi
Oh yeah? Here's op's pic
Op samefagging lmfaooo
not him but actually trying works wonders
Whatever you say user. Just trying to tell the truth here
no it doesnt. i get rejected by girls even just saying "hi"
This guy more or less got it:
Not saying you should hit on every girl in sight. But always make at least a little effort and cut your losses and move on fast when rejected.
If you do the math it's not even impressive at all. It's 2 to 3 girls a year. Really not hard to manage.
Pay attention:
1. Be sociable, funny and the centre of attention. Do not demonstrate any attraction to the woman at all.
2. Tease her a bit, make fun of her but not in a serious way.
3.Demonstrate why you're such a good partner, talk about all those marathons you've run to raise money for charity, for instance.
4. Separate her from her friends and try to make a deeper connection. Show some sensitivity. Remember to make and keep eye contact.
5. Invite her back to your place, to show her...that...thing...you need to show her....at your place...
I already do this. Nobody gives a fuck man.
Which part is going wrong?
You're just a whiney entitled little cunt.
Well...maybe you're not all you're cracked up to be? You sound like a dick
you're gay
youtube.com
You're clearly just a fucking prick by the way you speak though, and it doesn't even matter if a man's ugly unless he's deformed, post your face if you're not ugly?
I did post my pic you fucking idiot. Jesus.
They barely even talk to me.
when is the last time you approached a girl at a bar? What do you say once you get there? Your coming off very neckbeardy/incel like.
You must be weird as fuck
>5'6"
>asian
>4" dick
>brown eyes
>black hair
>tartar encrusted teeth
>my eyes are pic related
>chinlet
>everytime i grow a beard people ask me why I shaved wrong
>androgynous voice
also
>skilled artist
>can make people laugh
>can cook and drive
>barely use my gym membership
>have gf
Girls dont just fall in your lap, even Chad has to work for girls
You just have an autistic personality, stop thinking females will flock to you
Because Buratino Chad stole your girl. That is how.
You're delusional my dude. You look like a chubby, balding middle aged man with a neckbeard.
can you feel the incels leaking out of you?
unironically this, you're a 4/10 at best
demonstrate value
you're not a flower pot, your value is in what you do/assert
as the video i linked explains:
>profession (the usual stereotypes)
>character (hard outside soft inside)
>popularity (other chicks show interest for you)
>irresistibility (the woman desires the desire of the man)
looksmoneystatus theory is for loserfaggots
>just be yourself
this is r9k, normiezoid, not facebook
Your facial hair actually sucks, honestly. Just lose weight and shave.
> green eyes
> rarest color
what are you retarded?
What's wrong with it ass hole?
It doesn't connect and doesn't cover your cheeks at all.
white, 195cm, symmetrical teeth
pretty sufficient
>can make people laugh
might be a problem