/MBTI/ THREAD:

>INFP
>I am excessively fragile and might as well be afraid of my own shadow

INTP

pic related is my energy and will to do shit.

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>INTP
>I'm an asshole

when are the times youre have the energy levels of vigoroth?

ISTP
Not sure if a stereotype but I've been described as "both genius and crazy".

Is there an INFP discord?

Can confirm, fellow ISTP bro

Fuck you, I am not giving you a stereotype, because I am a unique being as an ENFP and thus nothing could adequately define me.

Instead, let me tell you about the ingredients found on the back of this box of branflakes:

Wholewheat (66%),
Wheat Bran (21%),
Oat Flour(6%),

Okay, I got bored of that. Ingredient reading is a boring hobby. So let us try poetry!

I fucked your mom
Now I am going to fuck your dad
Fuck you grandma
You were never a worthy son to me

Pepe is boring and highly overused. Be more original.

But /x/ only helps me when I am trying to have my godform tulpa come to fruition to defeat the slender woman tulpa I made from hating an anime girl too much.

You are going to hate me!

Question, what does Donald Duck's poop look like? I really need to know and would like some porn involving it.

I keep getting ENFP
I probably am really an ISFP.

No, wait, I am self-righteous as well! I must be an INFJ!

You should have more faith user. Santa does exist and he is in our hearts. He still delivers presents to me. I just want nothing every year.

So am I. I also have a bunch of other mental disorders I got off people off the internet.

YOU ALL ARE SUCH AMAZING PEOPLE. THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE HERE. WE WILL GET ALONG FINE! HAHAHAHAHAH!

When i really on it.
i mean if i need to solve a problem.
I enter in a mode where that problem is stuck on my head until i solve it and i can't do other thing until i solve it.

and when i do
i enter in hybernation mode.

I wish that mode was permanent
because i have energy and will to do things
even people recomended me to try adderall

But I don't think that is healthy in the long run.

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Are you okay there, newfriend?

No. I have crippling depression and am dead inside. I also feel lonely.

Holy shit this thread is slow
What's your type's favourite pasta

>ENTP
Excuse me /mbti/, but if these personality tests have any kind of scientific basis, then why do people's typing change over years? Are these tests supposed to test who you are on the surface now or is it supposed to be a more consistent description of yourself? Maybe I'm actually pretty outgoing? But I have severe social anxiety and it makes me look like an introvert? What does sensing even supposed to mean anyways? Isn't having better senses more of a neurological trait than a personality trait? How is personality even defined here? And why do we have an entire personality type that's just a walking personality disorder? Why do 90% of INFPs have the turbulent subtype?

Forgot pic
paoiu;lakd

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>ESFP
>mood person

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>turbulent
Severe cases of repeated disappointment do that to you

>INTP
>too intelligent to do anything

>the fettucine guy's post disappeared
What

>ISFJ
I'm A loving caring mother reporting in. I will love you forever and ever. If you need help drop me a text.

Just joking. A 20y virgin male nice
guy reporting in stuck with a S O Y boys personality.
Should I be happy?

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Just waiting for centaur poster to show up to wish them a good day!

this, but its actually true

>INTP
>too autistic to do anything

Kek, sorry user, you've been cursed with a female personality in a male body.

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I'm not sly by the way.
When someone whats to be my friend I'm the Nicest guy on town.

I never met a genuine nice girl IRL. They all feel sly even my own mother. Just pretends to be friends with people.

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i can understand that too
usually i dont have much energy for a lot either, but when im given something to do, i do it quickly and with effort. but when it comes to making my own choices, i start to procrastinate and do more time overanalyzing things

Actually scratch that, I'm more like a cat lady

My father is an ISFJ, I know that you're genuinely good people. You're still whiny and unassertive however, and you take fucking everything personally.

>INTJ
>being lazy, autistic, and pathetic loser that barely gets things done.

You're not wrong.

Ori

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>INFJ
>Depression isn't a chemical imbalance it's a weak will

god what fucking autist

Deleted it cuz I realised I fucked up as a result of my meds making my mind hazy. Sorry if you liked the post lol

Aren't INFJs known for being prone to depression?

Got any more of these? I know there are others, and they're very good at simply explaining functions.

>INFP
>the smallest thing can bring me down for a week

NORMIE TRASH

GET THIS MBTI FILTH OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD AND GO TO WHERE YOU ALL BELONG

>INFP
>pic related is my life

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Does anybody have some good mbti maymays to share that star these bunch of faggots

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>INTJ
>Sperg

>entj
>work at big four accounting firm
>finesse with leadership qualities and didnt even study accounting
> rich life and only 22 and im not done yet

inb4 rp

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Fettucine is pretty god tier my man

>ISTP
>grinning whenever someone insults me because I find the insult amusing, but I'm also refraining myself from punching them in the face

INFP permavirgin to the max checking in

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>INFP
>Been alone most of my life

a bit, yes
user, i'm 25 khv

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>My father is an ISFJ, I know that you're genuinely good people
Yeah, i also happen to know couple ISFJ's, really good people but sadly they're moody and stubborn as hell

Fake? More like phony, gahahhhahaahahahhhaahahaaahhaahhaahhaha please shoot me

I identify with both sides of that pic
I really hate fake people but at the same time people who stand out just for the sake of it and can't understand basic social etiquette are insufferable.

>basic social etiquette
such as?

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>such as?
Not being obnoxious in group situations. Disagreeing with the group is fine but a lot of people completely disregard others which is annoying

You sure as hell would hate me. I believe in being honest and stating my mind. I can't just go along with everyone else if I highly loathe it.

but what if they are all wrong.
Which is usually always the case.

>I believe in being honest and stating my mind
Why not doing that in appropriate way?

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That's ok, I like honest people insofar as they don't lack self-awareness.
I was mostly referring to stuff like being inconsiderate in crowded places, displaying your uniqueness just for the sake of it in a situation that doesn't warrant it, or sparking arguments when you could just let it go
I don't think I'm an Fe user because I don't care much about what other people want, but I always try to be accommodating to other people unless they're being particularly retarded in which case I'll most likely subtly call them out instead of sperging out.

Trips confirm fettuccine is god tier. I'm ISTP btw, and I think that post earlier is quite representative of certain ISTP characteristics and how autistic I can get.

I'm an INFP and I just got a job today. Try to guess what it is

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istj boi here, the only thing people owe each other is respecting their rights
beyond that a person is free to act exactly how he wants

Why are there so many INxPs in these threads and why are so many anons unsure about which one they are (T or F) or claim to oscillate between both?

>why are so many anons unsure about which one they are (T or F) or claim to oscillate between both?
Because they do 16memes test.

Robot boards have robots

Nah a lot of anons get conflicting results on the keys2cognition or sakinorva tests too, or just relate to both types.

Posted a thread on Personality Cafe. Most (I would say...5, IIRC) people there think I'm ESTP, but the whole 'Chad' description doesn't match.

>definitely a Se user (love to watch girls, love to drink, listen to music, love to use my five senses...)
>socially awkward, tend to withdraw, even when other people invite me
>try to look cool around other people : laid back attitude, jokes and funny gestures
>quite anxious (but surprisingly, I'm not so worried about my future, unlike my parents)
>can be seen as brusque, agressive and cheeky
>still have this childish attitude, sometimes : "booooooow, so cute!", "oh, shit, sorry, dear insect, I just don't like your species", "oh, I'm extremely offended"
>I don't think a lot about morality but I don't know how I would react in most cases and I don't know if I would regret it
>stubborn, usually give my opinion (even when I have no arguments at all), always want to have the last word
>sometimes ask myself useless questions (and loved to question my philosophy teacher, back then)
>hate it when people do things...I do myself sometimes (or most of the time)
>don't like it when other people go emotional, when the atmosphere is tense and when people are mad at me (even though it's funny, at first)

Quite dubious about Fi/Fe and Ti/Te, though. One thing is (almost) sure : I'm an SP.

only minority of people actually match the stereotypes. do you see yourself connected with other people on bigger level?

ENFJ here

Thinking about leaving Jow Forums. Too much negative energy here

Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be any place on the Internet for happy and positive people

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>Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be any place on the Internet for happy and positive people
reddit?

>do you see yourself connected with other people
heh, nah. Sometimes, when I'm accepted and I 'belong' to a group, I 'feel good' but I'm still on my own, smiling, doing my shit and talking to people when they initiate the conversation (and I have absolutely no conversation skills). I'm not unique, I won't tell you "people can't understand me, my feelings/thoughts/ideas are too complex, boohoo", I know I'm not unique, I'm just a shy and reserved faggot who sometimes seems to be overconfident and way too smug.

>INTJ
>overthink to the point of physical illness

Are you prone to manipulating other people?

I don't manipulate other people. I once had an idea : making my classmates feel guilty by being affectionate and sweet af. Imagine hypocrites realizing you really appreciate them. How would they even react? But I never did it. I leave them alone, they leave me alone (except when I want to hang out with them), that's the deal.

ENTJ here, can confirm

>I don't manipulate other people. I once had an idea : making my classmates feel guilty by being affectionate and sweet af. Imagine hypocrites realizing you really appreciate them. How would they even react? But I never did it. I leave them alone, they leave me alone (except when I want to hang out with them), that's the deal.
Hmm. could you do a test? sakinorva.net/functions.php

I don't know shit about myself, that's why I don't take tests and I talk about my experiences, habits and memories, instead.

(or maybe I'm afraid of the potential results...heh, who knows?)

Tests don't work and mistype you, yes even that one

>(or maybe I'm afraid of the potential results...heh, who knows?)
give it a shot. you have nothing to lose
yes, i know that typing yourself gives the best results but tests could give some orientation.

People think thinking is the smart but inhuman one and feeling is the nice one. Naturally, people don't want to pick either. Really it's only about impersonal vs. value-based judgments, but the words evoke too much cultural garbage.

>You come up with internal logical frameworks, theories, and systems to describe the world around you
This is exactly why I don't take this kind of tests : I don't know, damnit.

Because they're extremely hard to differentiate.
To an observer, Fi and Ti will appear very similar, and the user themselves often isn't able to assess their primary function.
Also, those two types arguably being the most brooding, introspective and overthinking, they're prone to self-doubt and constant reassessment, i.e. they'll never be satisfied with their results and will ask themselves "what if I'm wrong" which will lead to more questioning.
Sure, you can pay attention to small details about your behavior and way of thinking, and associate them to cognitive functions, but that's a shoddy and imprecise way of typing yourself.
Even seems overly generalized to me, INFPs are capable of impersonal judgment and INTPs are capable of reasoning on a case-by-case basis, it's all dependent on a multitude of factors.

t. INxP

>ENTJ
>working in management and making 3 times my parents' salaries combined at just 25
>worked a 38 hour shift once
>people either love me and follow me or utterly hate me with passion. Absolutely no inbetween.

Sometimes I wish I could just be a NEET and play games all day long without worrying about our temporary existence as human beings and the countdown to our inevitable deaths.

I unconsciously adapt my speech patterns depending on who it is I'm talking to
Is this Fe?

Weak will may underpin part of the problem, but it is also a chemical imbalance. Why do you think meds for depression manipulate brain chemistry you fucking retard?

ISTP
Sociopath

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Yes, that's Fe plus intuition. xNFJs do this a lot (and INTPs, to compensate for their autism).

That's weird because I'm more individualistic than concerned about the collective

INTP only server, friendly reasonable people in a relaxed atmosphere, come meet your intellectual equals at the INTP only server

/ySytxzx

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>be me
>17 or 18 (can't remember)
>with my class, we have to meet a man who survived the shoah
>too tired to listen, try to take a nap
>those who knew about it were outraged and embarrassed
>I was supposed to resist fatigue and listen to him, even though he basically just told us everything he wrote in his book
>at first pissed off by their behavior, I eventually apologize to my teachers

Was it literally Se telling Fe to go fuck itself?

Introverts are individualistic even if they use Fe. And some types (like ENFP) use Fe unconsciously to get along with people, without actually valuing it. But adopting people's speech patterns is a way of making them feel connected to you, and Fe is about that shared, objective connection (as opposed to the implied, private feeling of connection, which is Fi).

(not him)
how the fuck do I determine if I use Fe or Fi (just some questions or concrete examples, please)?

Hm
How do I figure out whether some behaviors are linked to Fe or just to low self esteem?
For example I feel reluctant to tell someone I didn't like a movie they recommended because I feel like they'd be hurt for some reason. That extends to a lot of stuff

Go full ENTP and tell them 'it was shit, debate me faggot'
(wow, this pseudo-science really changed my life)

>INTP
>turbo autist
nothing unexpected there

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