Girl walking towards to

>girl walking towards to
>start walking manually

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>>start walking manually
wait are you saying that there is any other way of walking

>he's been manually walking all his life
Oh boy, user...

>girl starts walking toward me
>stand still and pretend I'm doing something interesting on my phone

>go out for jog
>girl coming up ahead
>run even faster to show off how fast i am

please tell me im not the only one who does this

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but how do you walk automatically?
if i stop thinking about walking, i will stop walking
how do you learn this skill

>but how do you walk automatically?
if i stop thinking about walking, i will stop walking

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>if i stop thinking about walking, i will stop walking
Kek

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>Girl walking towards to
>Look down
>Change crosswalks

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i know this feel user
my legs feel like jelly and i get anxious

>Girl smiles at you
>Nahh she didn't smile at me it was a coincidence
>Look the other way

>What If she did actually smile at me, just imagine how happy I would be
>She did smile at me
>She didn't smile at me
>No she didn't
>But what if she did
>nahh she didn't
>Bet what if she did maybe she did
>Ahhhhh she didn't

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Holy trip dubs.

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Sometimes I can't stop manually breathing because I keep thinking about it.

This
Also i can't stop swallowing saliva, for 3 days now.
Someone please help.

>girl walking same direction to
>pretend I didn't really have to go that way, go different way
>still think she has decided she's being stalked

This!

>girl smiles at me
>what the fuck? did she just...
>oh whatever, she's just being friendly
>maybe she thinks I'm cu-
>no, probly reflex to smile when making eye contact
>but what if..
>no
>is it really so crazy to believe
>fuck it, stop it
>she probly thinks I'm gross
>yeah

That used to happen to me too. The breathing thing usually doesn't bother me unless its when I'm trying to fall asleep, especially if I have a stuffed up nose and have to let in and out just the right amount of air so that it doesn't make a noise.

I feel you bro. Especially when you become conscious of how you move your hands and I always feel like I'm forcing it too much and look like a retarded robot.

>smoke cigarette on the balcony
>see qt 3.14 on the balcony of the building across the street
>she notices me looking at her
>shit
>look away
>wonder if she is still there
>look again
>she didn't stop looking at me
>my mouth opens and the cigarette falls on the ground
>run back inside shaking
What did my body mean by this?

>if i stop thinking about walking, i will stop walking
HOW DO YOU EVEN

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>girl walking towards to

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Fucking retarded

V

calm down, everyone does this.

>girl starts walking towards me
>put my hands on my belt
>look at her from top to feet
>follow her as she passes near me
>look at her butt/soles/legs by ostensibly turning once she passe my field of vision

I do this around minorities sometimes because I don't want them to think I'm racist so to show how not racist I am I try to walk extra normally by them and do a little smile but I think it makes me look like a jackass

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Haha user...

>be me
>stupid minority guy walks past me
>he speaks loud gibberish over his phone probably to another stupid 3rd-worlder
>I ostensibly stare at him with a mean stance for at least fifty seconds

Haha...some weak leftie boy even looked at me, he was outraged. Fucking foreigners, I tell you, they should get the fuck out. I do this every time except when I order kebabs.

I know how you feel. If I start talking to a girl I breathe, eat, and talk manually, and worry excessively about my body, face, and hair. Is this normal?

>Girl smiles at me
>Nah it was probably just pity
>But what if it wasn't
>It probably was
>But what if it wasn't this time?
>Shut up brain, you don't get to have that
>But seriously, what if she likes you?
>BRAIN SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When you walk manually you begin to resemble QWOP

It's basically the equivalent of breathing manually, you start to get all gaspy

>be cleaning out yard
>head from backyard to front carrying a bunch of shit
>some faggot at the front gate
>Him "Hey, Hey bro *whistle,wistle*"
>Me "WHISTLE ON MY DICK, BITCH"
>Faggot goes away
god i hate this type of faggots so much

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>Girl walking towards you at a party
>Hey user do you have a lighter
>I don't smoke
>Walks away

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>Live in a small town where everybody knows everybody
>Go running a lot
>Move out of the way of oncoming walkers because manners
>White people usually smile at me in thanks
>The couple of gurkhas who live around town do, too
>Black people never do (except for one girl who I think might kind of like me)

What's up with that? Any black robots ITT who could explain? Is smiling at strangers just not a thing?

>girl walking towards me, looking towards me
>purposefully and deliberately look away from her in disgust
>see her upset from the corner of my eye as we pass
>revel in the anal anguish I caused from destroying her ego

>girl smiling at me at the bus stop
>pull down my pants, shit in my hands and hurl it at her face to assert dominance

>See a girl look at me
>Look at her
>She looks at me
>I look at her
>She looks at me
>I look at her

Ok I think I'm going crazy. This is a conspiracy. Don't look at her again, might just be imagining things.

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Black people do not have as much empathy as other human groups. They don't understand personal space either, and tend to think that EVERYTHING is racism. I live in NYC and move out of the way for everyone. Niggers are the only subspecies who assume that me moving out of the way must mean I am a racist. Therefore, I purposefully for a while kept walking NEARER to them. One called me a racist for doing that. In the end, you can't please a stupid nigger.

>about to pass a girl walking toward me
>she turns her head to me and smiles
>i keep looking straight
why am i like this guys?

>see someone look at to get my attention me through the corner of my eye
>ignore and keep looking what i'm looking at

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Because that's how you're supposed to be. She is baiting for attention. There are two ways this can resolve:
One - nothing happens, keep walking
Two - she calls you a creep
That's it. Women do not meet men on the street while walking anymore when they have a catalog of thousands of men in their immediate vicinity on their phones. Ignore and keep walking.

Didn't see your post there. Unrelated incidences of autism.

What was the point you were trying to make here desu

I'm lucky that niggers in my country don't usually run, so only the most middle-class ones practice this sport. As individuals minorities often turn out to be okay, but as a group they are a scourge.

bumpy originanunzoljkikero

>if i stop thinking about walking, i will stop walking
I mean, autism gets thrown around a lot...

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>walking behind people less than 15 feet
>turn on The Terminator walk to overtake them

>someone is heading towards me
>if male, make eye contact the entire time I can see them
>if female, avoid looking until last second
>if family, avoid being near

>people are walking in a line horizontally
>Turbo Speed around them on the grass

There is no way normal people do this shit

The only times I am not walking manually is when I am deeply lost in thought to the point where I might accidently trip or walk against something.

>walking at the same pace as someone nearby
>Speed up or slow down

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What? It's the same with breathing. I have to think about breathing in order to take a breath.

No you don't.
There is literally no possible way that is the case.

Why do black people listen to their shitty rap music on speaker phone blast while dancing around as they walk?

>catch eye contact with a girl
>IMMEDIATELY look at ground while face gets red
I have become a master of avoiding eye contact because of this reflex. Now I always manage to look away right before her eyes flick up to mine.

You are breathing unconsciously. Its not something you think about. You aren't taking notice of every breath you make and noticing how long your breath is and how much you are expanding your lungs ect ect.

>someone sits near me
>start manually breathing
>trying to control it without breathing heavily
>can no longer breathe

I lag when I look someone 100% in the eyes. It feels like 5 seconds but I was a millisecond.

Also I feel I don't know nervous. I feel like I hit that person with the same feel when I looked in their eyes.

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Fuck this happened to me to the point where I had to act as if I had to use the toilet to get air, I was completely out of breath for 2 minutes at least.

>if i stop thinking about walking, i will stop walking
How the fuck do you walk long distances, do you think of every single step along the way? Is autopilot not a thing for some people?

Yeah it's bad. I usually rely on people talking/ other noises to be loud enough for me to start breathing

So you have the issue here you also try not to move around too much at the same time and it causes you to start twitching?
My response to people being near is going statue mode but I'm really bad at it

Its worse in a bus.

I take the college bus everyday day.
When Guys sits beside me I breathe normally. A guy rarely sits beside me
Girls usually sit beside me. I get paranoid and stop breathing.
I don't movea to all.

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Crist, I feel for you
Luckily I don't have to take a bus. I don't think I could handle it desu

A girl was falling asleep on top of me. I was turbo paranoid.
The bus lights where off, it was winter so the bus was in darkness.

She probably wasn't aware of what she was doing.

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>she keeps looking at you
>she probably thinks you took a picture of her

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IKTF
I usually do this after climbing some stairs

>Smile.
>Look eye level at everyone you pass.
>Smile and nod at people you make explicit eye contact with.

It's not hard guys.

>nearly fall off curb

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