How do I turn into this kind of waifu?

damn thats a rare one
are the mods asleep?

ORBITERS, BEGONE.

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Kewi-kun is gone?

;_;

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>be genetically gifted
>put a shit ton of make up the correct way
>choose the right angle/light/pose
>and most of all be fucking autistic enough to waste all that time and energie on baiting beta cucks

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HOW ABOUT U LEAVE AND STAY LEAVE
K THX BYE

Adobe CC subscription.

TRIGGERED ROASTIE BEGONE; U WILL NEVER BE AS PURE AS THIS NATURAL BEAUTY

Kewi and friends are under the protection of BusBoys

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damn what a cute

Been gone too long to know if you're pulling my leg or not.

jealous femanons please. youve had your glory days, let another have her turn.

Kewyyy

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>nose ring
>likes anime
Went from 8/10 to 4/10.

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I fucking hate that nosering but Ill fuck the shit out of her

user-SAN'S WAIFU GUIDE:

Step 1:
Don't be a fat fuck. No one likes a fat waifu. No exceptions. You don't have a gladular problem. You don't have a '''''slow metabolism'''', it's not because your parents won't stop force feeding matter into your gullet. You're a fat fuck, no waifu for you.

Step 2:
You're appealing to obsessives and taboo. Ideally you want to set yourself apart. Your main audience will be people attracted to smaller females. Study underground/fringe cultures using bandcamp, instagram, start with japanese fashion and work your way across into things with dark and ironic themes - these are 'empty' fashions that supplement your audiences room to project into you - aka they're meaningless and people can fill in the gaps, which is what it's all about.

This is where you develop your 'stage' name. Do not cross contaminate your real life with your account names or details - you will be hacked. You're up against seasoned stalkers and people who hate them, do not underestimate them. The reason you need men to give you money is because you're stupid and useless, you can't beat even your most beta stalker, so secure your opsec.

Step 3:
Say as little as possible. The more you say, the less your audience can project perfection into you. Respond to no drama. Have as little as possible correspondence with fanbase except to collect donations.

Step 4:
Do not set up patreon and paypals early on. You will be asked if you have one, this is when you do it, and believe me, they will ask. If you seem like a gold digger, then you're easy to figure out and the projections and fantasy that hold you up will start to crumble to reveal you have no personality and are a bitch (you don't and you are, but let's pretend, that's what it's all about, isn't it.)

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good thing your shit opinion is irrelevant or we might have had a problem

what a horrible reality we live in

i really like kelly, but it bothers me so much how deep she is in this weeb culture, what a wast of a qt girl. Cosplays just puts her from a 9 to a 6, the best kelly pics are the first ones, when she used gorillaz and burzum shirts, now her last posts are pure garbage

I used photoshop

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you forgot the freakishly neotenous facial features

You can accomplish that via makeup

Maybe youd be happier if you actually formed a relationship with someone and stayed low key

u have a patreon?