Whats it like to have a girl sit on your face?

It's surprisingly not as great as I used to imagine. Pussy is more tasteless than everyone told me.

but it's good nonetheless, I'd love to do it everyday

It's like you can't fucking breathe.

just ask him to go down on you, its probably the best/most comfortable position to do oral on a girl for the man anyway, due to being lay on your back more comfortable than being hunched over/kneeling

69 first then stop sucking and sit straight
Bonus points for grinding on his face

>TFW no tall gf

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would you sit on my face, then go poop.

Well I've got a vagina fetish
I wanna finger one
Kiss one
Lick one
Rub my face in one

But some guys don't like that for some reason
Maybe because they think it's beta?
If I convince my gf to make her pussy my own personal toy I'm not sure how that's beta

God tier.
We use it if I instantly need a boner.

I had a thicc girl sit on my face once and it was a big turn on but damn did it hurt. It doesn't look like it does in porn but damn the weight was too much in reality.

I sat on the face of a guy once

Did your balls get in the way?

just sit on it and he will give in

>fetish
>sexual attraction to nonsexual body parts and objects

How the fuck can one have a vagina fetish

Going down is not facesitting

I would have to suck dick, I don't do that

if you want it then no

if you like its no fun

>ask and say just this once pls
That sounds like a good idea, thank you.

Alright, is there anything I can do to make it more enjoyable for him? Does enthusiasm (from me) count for anything, or do guys not really care if the girl is enjoying herself?

No, but I'll check those dubs.

I don't think it's beta. I think people who avoid doing things they want because they think it will make them appear weak are beta. Who cares what other people think. You seem like husband material btw.

>69 first then stop sucking and sit straight
>Bonus points for grinding on his face
I will try that, and I definitely want to grind on his face.

nah, because he sucked them too, I have the body of a twink so my balls probably taste like peach and honey

Stop pretending to be me. This is not OP

would a femanon swallow and digest me if I was a shrunken man?

Shut up and sit on my face, bitch

The thing I want more than anything else is for a girl (male) to sit on my face. How do I make this a reality?

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Please don't sit on my face.

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>You seem like husband material btw
I guess
But there's no way to advertise that

>I definitely want to grind on his face.
Fugg

I'm just not sure how exactly to describe user
I just wanna play with pussy
I wanna come home and have my gf grind my face
Or maybe I'll pick her up, tear off her pants and panties, and just go to town with her still lifted in my arms
I'm basically a dyke with a dick

Well I would dislike it so much that she would have to bind my arms first so I could not stop her, then forcefully sit on my face and grind into me until I give in and submit. And man would I hate having that happen. So OP I think I am right up your alley.
I would kill to get a gf willing to do that then cuddle afterwords

Do you dislike intercourse? Because you're starting to remind me of myself and I'm a lesbian tranny.

>doesn't suck dick
Well then, in that case kill yourself, worthless harlot

If I had to guess I would say it's probably pretty uncomfortable

kys fegghet

No
I do want penetrative sex
I'm even open to anal as long as it's her ass
It's more like I get off on pleasuring her even when she's not really asking for it

>tfw no gf who grinds my face while playing vidya
This is how we'd celebrate my birthday

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awesome

my gf does it sometimes

I have to confince her because shes all 'self conscious about it' but once she gets into it she lets go and rides my face

so hot

still has pants/panties on
you're doing it wrong
this is stupid

Why do girls like sucking dick? Somd like the feeling on their tounge, or in their mouth. Some just want to please their man. It depends on the person. At the end of the day, it's just something people do.

Is that fucking jenette mccurdy

>Does enthusiasm (from me) count for anything
200% yes

no its a girl from bruteens

stole ur meme hav nice day

Here's how a grill did it to me. Make sure you get to the point where you two are naked (or at least your pants are off as that's what matters here). Then you want to be making out with you on top of him. Then you know how a lot of times the girl will work her head down towards the guys crotch for oral? Slide yourself up on him till you're sitting on his face.

>inb4 normie
I'm still a virgin, so I'll post here as much as I want.

No you're not but that's not the most concerning thing here
How did you not fuck her vagina?

Thank you for the advice. That sounds really sexy, I will keep it in mind then next time I get the chance.