Femonans, what would you in this situation?

A horse dick could literally kill a woman when fully inserted.

No, according to the Reddit girl with the massive fake tits that literally jerks off horses for a living, you have to stimulate them a good bit before they get a boner.

somehow this makes me harder

>A horse dick could literally kill a woman when fully inserted.

the video evidence I've seen says otherwise

Just for my own research, where might one find a video of a horse fully inserting his dick into a woman?

try pornsocket, or luxuretv

there's plenty of sites

>TFW some women would rather fuck a animal instead you.

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Really wish I didnt have to think up some original text. I just wanna post a webm of a slut taking horsecock

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that's a pony, I think

fuck off fag, they never insert it fully, some guy usually holds the dick and makes sure it doesn't goes in fully and even then the horse is stopped from using his entire strength to ram in.

>rostie.webm

why did this make me laugh so hard

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see

It can't even go fully in even when the horse is thrusting because vagene too shallow

lol what a pathetic quick shot horsebois truly cannot compete

Whats the point of getting fucked by a horse if it lasts for only a couple of seconds?
Might as well just ram a huge dildo in your pus.

blowing your load as quickly as possible is probably an evolutionary advantage

the degradation of being fucked by an animal
the danger of it
the fact that a huge, powerful being is using your tiny frail body as a source for his pleasure

the base shape for horse cock and human cock is the same
the base shape for udders and human breasts are completely different as is their location
very poor comparison

It's probably the novelty and taboo of it. These people usually have an actual love for their animals too.

As for the enjoyment, she's quivering so it was probably a good fuck even if it was quick.

woman logic
>let me put this huge cock attached too this 1000lbs animal into the most sensitive part of my body it will be fun
i hate women so much.

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2 words:
Mr. Hands

Awaiting your non-argument.

>Awaiting your non-argument.

vaginas are muscular tissue and evovled to shit out babbies, they are way more durable than the colon

touch gently
this is incredibly hot wtf

While ignoring 99% of guys lol

>inb4 newfag
what or who is Mr. Hands?

That's like a counter-argument to your post, dude.

>what or who is Mr. Hands?

a guy who died doing what he loved the most

shock site from like 4 years ago where a guy gets fucked in the ass by a horse and dies from it now get out newfriend

Read "way more durable than the colon" part of the post below mine and put two and two together, user.

i hope you die a painful death you disgusting whore.

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Dude chill, most women don't fuck horses lol

I wouldn't even be sitting there. Horses scare me.

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>28 seconds
we take 28 second as average duration for horse
let's say the average woman needs 10 minutes of sex to cum, I don't know if its anywhere near reality but lets just say it is
she would need 22 horses to nut inside her in a row to get off
since penetration would stop for duration of changing horses which would be several seconds even with trained ones I'll just say 30-35 and average it to 32.5 which rounds up to 33
a woman would have to take 33 loads of horse cum inside her to get off from penetrative sex
condoms would be too hard to use since it takes even more time and you could pre-condom horses only if you had people jerking them off to keep them hard or gave them horse viagra
horses decisively blown the fuck out man reigns victorious once again

>i hope you die a painful death you disgusting whore.

hopefully while orgasming by being pierced by a horse cock

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that's what they want you to think. :^)
stop fucking muting me

The flare stimulates the vaginal walls more than the head of a human penis does, it's possible that she came from those 28 seconds alone due to the girth, flare and pump of the horse's cock.

Doubt it. Most women can't come from penetrative sex, especially if it's 28 seconds lol

I think it's an acceptable way to go
please be nice robot friend

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You can't even tell the difference between male and female horses. Don't be dumb.

you shale burn in the lowest pit tartarus for all eternity. you will bag for death but it will never come because you are already dead.

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> be nice to mentally ill animal fuckers
no

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flares are bad for sexually pleasuring the human female vagina, shapes that don't girth as drastically are significantly better
t. I browse a lot of fantasy toy discussions which are 50-75% about horse cocks and atleast a quarter of the people participating in them are actual women

for cumming oriented penetrative sex I presumed they masturbate theirselves at the same time, just forgot to mention

Why the fuck would any girl enjoy that? It's 30 seconds of getting jammed in the cervix, not to mention you're not even having sex with a person, but with a mindless animal (and I can't help but feel like the horse is the one being taken advantage of in this situation)

>Most women can't come from penetrative sex, especially if it's 28 seconds lol

she probably masturbated beforehand, you don't just start by getting the cock shoved in, gotta get yourself in the mood first

only anime cow udders

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fuck YOU too!!!!!! damnit

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2D horse seks>3D desu

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why are you posting a space marine? they would want to kill you animal fuckers too.

>why won't any women date me damn it?
>fucking roasties all women are whores
I swear you are literally all the supreme gentleman

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they're just agri-world qts getting mounted for the glory of the emprah

i have the feel when no gf

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because I love them duh
exactly!

but if a woman want's to fuck a horse she is a whore.

btw stop being a white knight cuck

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if you have predators to worry about then it would be a huge advantage

post more 2d horse sex

can't get cucked if you have the vagina
>inb4 larping

how dare you spread such lies about the imperium

not very surprising with all the cute things that want to kill you

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get of my board roastie scum

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this is why it's called the imperium of MAN and not the imperium of woman.

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yes you can and I am the bringer of proofs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckquean
there's even on a board for this on hotwheels titled the same if you want to see for yourself
the board is growing consistently and the fetish spreading on tumblr

I want to give birth to a guardsman and have him die on a horrible planet!

Unfortunately you can, femanon
I have the fetish

man is genderless in the imperium's name and refers to all of humanity like it used to in older english when used in this fashion

your doing your duty may the emperor bless you.

Please go back to plebbit. I am begging you. Go back. Stop ruining everyone's fun

shut up scribe before i rek you with my chainsword

I missed that webm, dammit.

Every time I'm near an animal with an exposed penis I get really embarrassed and nervous. That animal could easily overpower my small body and try to impregnate me with his incompatible seed basically ruining my womb for a future husband.

What are the chances this is an actual woman?
And how smol are you?

truly this is a scary feeling especially if I have just come out of the shower and I have forgotten my towel

>chainsword
either you are a combat nun, a neutered (physically and mentally) space marine who needs his disgusting non-human augmentations to fight, an ork or an eldar
nobody outside of these groups uses chainswords except two barely canon commissars

Nigga, look at the length of that thing. Now compare to the average female ambdomen. It would reach up to her lungs. Full insertion would literally impale her to death.

how are you supposed to penetrate my pussy with your ap 0 user?

i think you need to see a therapist.

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I have the same body type as her. This is weird.

this is also my fetish but horses can't punch me so I like boys too

>tfw no bf to punch you
Even BDSM stuff I find is only boring shit like pussy whips (ha) or spanking. Clock me in the face, damnit!!

would you prefer the exterminatus?

Hymens with no openings are quite dangerous for women. Where do you think her period blood would go? Also cribriform and septate hymens are rare. So yea there's no real indicator of virginity, even if she's really loose she could've used very large dildos to get that way.

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nuclear annihilation can not come fast enough

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>wants a virgin
>she agrees to have sex before marriage
Good virgin girls wouldn't do that.

I have my own small farm and live alone, my horse is my bf. Maybe someday I'll get a man but for now I'm taken care of.

god help you, you wacky whore

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> implying any man would want you worn out cunt
what the fuck is wrong with women? is i lived alone on a farm i wouldn't fuck my mare.

>A horse will wear it out but passing a baby won't

Really now

>implying roasties that have plopped-out children aren't worn-out

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they both will but most women aren't having babies every day like you rape your horse every day.

I suppose the difference is is it worn out before you have the baby.

you know the doctor does surgery on the mothers pussy after birth right?

yes
having a baby is something women mostly recover from especially if they do their kegels since its a one time event
if you repetedly stretch your hole out, it will become looser even if you do kegels