Well, incels?

Well, incels?
What would you do to her?

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>Teen dating
Hope to God I'm not getting arrested for being around a teenager.

'well it's better than nothing I guess' and resign myself

Id kick her in the balls

I would start crying because scared

I wouldn't let her push me against the wall in the first place

Claim sexual assault because I'm gay

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try to figure out if she has a vagina

>her
That's clearly a man

WE TAKE THE HORRIBLE UGLY FAGGOT

AND PUSH IT IN THE OVEN

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push her away then vomit and when she comes in for round two i hook her in the jaw

This is it. This is the moment going to the gym for for two years pays off.

This is a great post
Orgino

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So you can take that qt to bed and have sweet, sweet, sweaty sex?

Oh no no.
It's going to be sweaty and sweet, but no beds or sex will be involved.

What really worries me is that if I keep putting on weight I am soon gonna look exactly like this girl in OP.

>Im a guy

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Yeah, fat tends to disguise or hide any sexually signifying characteristics, which is why fat dudes grow beards and why I can't tell what the fuck that beast is.

I would seek mental help because I would have a trauma.

>tfw this is my first kiss

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Call animal control and have her put down.

Each of you are volcel normalfags.

Throw up in her mouth.

Flail around while pissing and shitting all over the place

Honestly? I'd let it happen. Hell I'd let worse women do it to me at this point.

Crawl into the nearest safe space and cry.

>volcel
we're robots not incels or volcels, now fuck off back to plebbit

I bet you think you get to not believe in god or gods and say you're not an atheist without lying through your teeth. These words are political stances, they have simple definitions and robots are by definition celibate in some way.

Punch her lights out

>These words are political stances,
AREN'T

JUST

>I bet you think you get to not believe in god or gods and say you're not an atheist without lying through your teeth
Im not an atheist I beleive in a creator, I just dont beleive in any particular creator from a holy book

Incel is a word you guys made up and isnt compareable to a word that has been defined in the dictionary like atheist, Incel is just jargon and its reddit jargon so fuck off

It's a portmanteau of two words with set meanings combined. Portmanteaus aren't just jargon and this one wasn't even defined or created by the Reddit guys, it was first used by a lesbian woman in the 90s to describe her struggles finding a partner.

Cry because bestiality is a sin and that hambeast raped me