I'm a drunk femanon. ask me anythign or tell me about your day

Same actually. Coincidence? I think not.

I am sick and tired of all this fucking horrendous shit
Will you kill me if i come to where you are?

I think I'm using my powers for good. people generally like to talk about themselves and if they're attracted to this thread and get to vent a bit I'm cool with it

me too user. fight the power

That's fine with me. Now post your ass for us anons to enjoy

I went to work, then went to a nursery afterward to treat myself. I bought a nice Crape Myrtle, I hope it does well.

Well as a guy it was social suicide to hate sports, but as I didn't have any friends anyway and got picked on all the time I couldn't give a shit.

I went the extra mile to make sure I made our team lose by kicking balls in the wrong direction or just standing there and pretending not to notice.

I started coming here when I was 14 or 15 and I was super ugly. now I'm an acceptable level but I still feel like I'm hideous. I harbor a deep resentment for goodlooking women, as most of you do, and kind of enjoy the woman hate threads because they're more likely than not about women who have been treated as pretty their whole lives. you guys are also pretty hilarious, it's a very unique branch of humour that not a lot of people get or can emulate properly

EST masterrace

what horrendous shit? I probably wouldn't kill you, not into the idea of that. if you were to be murdered how would you want to be murdered?

lots of pictures of asses on the internet user, you can take your pick

>nursery
are you a baby?

lol good. those kids sound like assholes.

Well actually most of those former kids are all doing well for themselves and have families of their own now, unlike me.

I'm getting more and more bitter with age and still haven't lost my virginity.

>you can take your pick
Not that user, but I pick yours.

How old are you?

>>nursery
>are you a baby?
Nurserys are also where you buy plants.

>what horrendous shit?
Being alive in this life. I dont want to do it anymore but I also dont want to kill myself.
What do? With all my heart I just want to have never been a part of this world

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I know this means literally next to nothing coming from me, but you honestly can do so many more things other than losing your virginity and shitting out a bunch of kids into the world.

>well actually
doesn't mean anything, a lot of assholes get ahead in life and live happily ever after. kind of nice realizing that the universe doesn't give a shit, you know?

what kinds of things are you into? books, art, etc.?

A tree nursery my dude.

This. We want pics of your ass NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!

wrong choice, sorry

I'm 23 but get carded all the time so I might as well be 15

dude. what
like weed?

what specifically do you hate? you can't have been in misery for the entirety of the past 24 hours. what's the best thing to happen in the past 24 hours user

>wrong choice
Maybe but your ass is still the one I want.

The only thing I enjoy these days is masturbating and hearing about school shootings on the news.

why though? why mine specifically

you need to stop masturbating user, it fucks with your neurotransmitter levels. it's really bad for you

Surprised no one has asked you this yet
>Will you be my gf?

>dude. what
>like weed?
Plants like your grandma would buy from a garden center.

>why mine specifically
Because it belongs to you.

Because she is an obese potato on stilts

Come on, user. Not so soon. You're going to fuck this. We're still grooming her.

no! lol

what kinds of plants? what plants does r9k like? this is news to me

does it though? what's "me"?

truth

too old to be groomed, sorry friend

>happen in the past 24 hours user
Lol probably this cigarette um about to smoke.
I hate being alive. Whenever there is a decision to make, you can bet your ass I'm gonna make the wrong one. I'm weak-minded and lazy, and stupid.
Girls dont like me, and when they do, I always do something to make them not like me or it doesn't work out
I'm jobless and I fucking suck.
I honestly welcome the misery when it's there, I feel that I deserve it for being so weak. But it isn't enjoyable.
I think people should all have a power button. That would be nice

How is it bad for me? I get the urge and it doesn't go away until I orgasm, if I don't do it at-least once a day then I cum during the night and make a mess.

Sorry user if I were good at this I wouldn't be here

I like cactus plants, I accidentally planted mine in shitty soil and my large one is currently in the middle of dying.

I'll take that as a lesson and buy better soil next time.

>what plants does r9k like? this is news to me
WEED LMAO

>does it though? what's "me"?
Don't play dumb and show me your ass, user.
>too old to be groomed, sorry friend
Better yet that you think that way. You're getting groomed and you don't even notice it.

hey man, it doesn't have to be like that. have you ever gotten some sort of diagnosis from a mental health professional? are you depressed?

>Girls dont like me, and when they do, I always do something to make them not like me or it doesn't work out
like what kinds of things?

>I'm jobless and I fucking suck.
So are a lot of my friends, and they're brilliant with college degrees. it's a lot of luck and nepotism nowadays. don't get down on yourself about this.

>I think people should all have a power button. That would be nice
was about to say "I wish we had a sleep mode" but then remembered that we sleep lol

are you 16 years old?

I killed a cactus once out of neglect. I bring tha tup whenever my mom asks for grandkids

THAT'S WHAT I SAID LMAO

no but don't I belong to like the state? who decides what will happen to my body after i die? what about if I go into a coma? I'm an organ donor, are you?

Weed is degenerate and for normans.

>are you 16 years old?
Add 10 years. At 16 I had only just started puberty and fapping wasn't really a thing I had the urge to do.

How did your cactus die? Mine got potted in soil that was mis-sold as cactus soil, in reality it looks like regular garden compost that doesn't drain very well.

Hmm that's very old to be still that horny all the time. maybe see a doctor? it sounds abnormal.

mine died because i forgot to water it

>no but don't I belong to like the state?
user, I advice you against this line of thought or you will end up getting abused and it will be a bureaucratic mess. To avoid this fate you must take autonomy of your body and show me your ass.
>I'm an organ donor, are you?
No. Fuck those bastards. If I'm going to die they deserve it too.

>Add 10 years. At 16 I had only just started puberty and fapping wasn't really a thing I had the urge to do.
What? I started jerking off at 11.

I'm down with the state owning me if it means I don't have to comply

>If I'm going to die they deserve it too
what if eliza or crispy needed an organ?

your'e totally right I didn't evne notice how odd it is to start puberty at 16

I think at this point I just need real sex like all the other guys already did a long time ago. If I have sex enough then it will get boring and I'll no longer get the urges or cum in the night.

What? At 11 I didn't even know what sex was, tried fapping at 14 after people at school showed me porn but I could only cum from age 16 on-wards.

>what if eliza or crispy needed an organ?
I would pleasure myself to them being given days to live.

>I'm down with the state owning me if it means I don't have to comply
You fell in my trap though. I'm the state.
>what if eliza or crispy needed an organ?
Eliza shouldn't get an organ even if there are enough to spare.

By 16 I was already into some pretty brutal shit. I'm sorry to inform you, user, that you wasted your youth.

Never been properly mentally diagnosed but I definitely am depressed, have an inferiority complex, and suffer from extreme self-loathing
>like what kinds of things?
Literally anything I'm just not good at turning women on. I'm good at being pleasant company, but strictly non-sex.
I dont care anymore. I just want to stop living. I used to want a gf, but now I want to stop being alive.
Somethings wrong with me and I fucking hate it. I dont want to try. I dont want to improve. I have flashes of that but they are vestigial from my early 20's when I had a job.
I hate myself absolutely. The thought of myself makes me scowl in anger. I hate my reflection
I hate when people tell me that its ok or that I'm actually worth a damn. I hate that whenever I'm around a girl i have to be in manual breathing mode and I cant just assume that she doesn't like me and move on
I fucking want this shit to be done and it cant be over quick enough

But how could I waste something that I wasn't ready for? Besides I've caught up in the past 10 years and can only get off to weird stuff like virgins being dominated by milfs.

>can only get off to weird stuff like virgins being dominated by milfs
Where do you even find that?

This was a fun thread but OP was found out and bailed.

Porn websites and occasionally /gif/, you have to get pretty creative with the search terms.

This is a good one although not a milf pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1607747426

But, user, that guy is getting fucked in the ass. Also tattoos are the worst.

I don't condone the ass fucking part, only the part where she rides his cock.

What do grils think about lanklets who have some muscles but still look half-starved?

>drunk femanon
>pic unrelated
boourns

That's pretty awful :/

>I'm the state
proof?

Try checking out the book "Feeling Good: the New Mood Therapy" by David burns. It helped out a friend of mine. What would you change that would make you happy?

Sorry my family called!

I'm personally into that sort of aesthetic

what

Im a crossdresser. Thoughts?

what kinks/fetishes do you have

Jesus christ snap out of it m8

Do what you gotta do, user. Why do you enjoy crossdressing?

Don't really have any? I guess I like light bdsm but that's average

>Sorry my family called!
Are you still drunk though? If you aren't then it isn't so funny anymore.
>proof?
Look at my username. Your ass belongs to me now. You should be thankful I'm not spanking you for your disobedience.

I drove 3.5 hours to New York City and back because my father's cancer needed more eyes on it. Nothing changed. Still just chemo. Still just hoping for the best.

It was tiring. I'm tired, but I don't want my whole day being riding in a car and thinking that shit is hopeless..

SHOS US YOUR BEAUTIFUL ROSEY PUSSY BABY

>Look at my username
Fuck. I fucked up, but I fixed it now.

I'm sorry about your dad, user. Being there does help him.

I'm good at pretending to be sober around my family and coworkers

>Look at my username
>Anonymous
?????

I'm really sorry to hear about your dad, user. I think he's really grateful that you are there to support him. Make sure he doesn't get into the meth business, lol

>I'm good at pretending to be sober around my family and coworkers
So are you always drunk? That can't be good for your ass.
>?????
Don't think a small mistake from my part will save you.

>are you always drunk?
no, I save it for friday nights

>Don't think a small mistake from my part will save you.
lol you're funny user. keep on keepin' on

>I save it for friday nights
Good. If you're ruining that ass I will have to take it away from you and you won't be able to sit so comfortably anymore.
Do you drink alone? That's not a good habit, user.

Do you drink for the flavour or the sensation?

I only drink alone, spend most of my time alone actually

Sensation. It makes my head more quiet

>spend most of my time alone actually
Doing what?
user, you it's enough. You should be proud of your resilience but it's time to show me your ass. If you were really drunk you would do it. So don't force me to call you a fake.

Flavour is a sensation

What country do you live in?
Origin

Thoughts on being a housewife by getting a sperm injection, having the gov as a husband and producing a maladjusted kid that will end up here?

I meant the feeling of being numbed versus the taste of the drink

Do you think someday someone online will express interest in talking to you for any reason other than you posting
>hey guys, tits and ass here ama

It might better you as a person to try to think of a decent thread topic that will get replies rather than mindlessly defaulting to advertising your sloppy pussy as a way to get (you)s.

Reading, working on projects, housework, just stuff that needs to be done.

Canada!

That sounds awful

none of the thread topics that get replies here are "decent" lol

Hello there femanon I love you

>saw my ex at at a bar tonight
>kind of drunk
>really want to text her
please talk me out of this before I make poor decisions
she still had feelings when we split, but I've been an asshole since

thanks man love you too originally

she's your ex for a reason! what is that reason? tell me right now.

do you really want to be a slave to this woman? she is nothing but only human, just like you, just like some disgusting hambeast you will see at walmart. SHE IS HUMAN. Don't degrade yourself for someone who is only human. you're better than this.

Do you have a mental illness and if yes what is it?

she broke up with me because I moved out of town. I thought we could do long distance, but it was a mistake.
I've moved back now, and initially she was open to trying again, but I went on a couple drunken rants and I think she hates me now.

I know I shouldn't, but I'm a pathetic piece of shit that's drank too much beer.

>That sounds awful
agreed, feminism is pretty awful

Severely depressed, diagnosed and medicated for that. if my own research means anything, I show some schizoid symptoms and my medication (Wellbutrin) has probably pushed me into bipolar II. Based on how well I handle interpersonal relationships, I'd say that I probably have some cluster B mind disease too

Aside from that I had a mild drinking problem a couple years ago and have had some sort of eating disorder/body dysmorphia for three or so years now. I don't want to see a doctor for it though, it's not affecting my life too harshly

don't do it user! Look, if you really want to do it, then you'll do it when you're sober. Wait until you're sober to contact her, and if it's really what is meant to happen then it will happen. Just promise us that

>meet asian chick on okcupid
>chat a bit, get her snapchat
>talk a while, talk about sex and stuff
>end up meeting her at a dunkin donuts to fuck in the parking lot
>she asks me to "blow my job" and then we fuck
>car parks next to us, we stop
>she freaks out
>see like a dozen people just standing in the parking lot staring at our car
>wait a bit for them to disperse
>i leave

and now tonight:
>drive an hour to meet her at her house
>surprise it's her sister's house
>move my car down the street
>surprise walking to her house now which is 4 doors down from her sister's???
>go in, take shoes off bc she doesnt want me to leave footprints lol
>go up to her room and get comfortable
>she offers me water
>she gets me water, fucking homemade ice cream she made, hand sanitizer, tissues
>puts on some shitty jean-claude van damme movie
>her breath fucking reeks
>her teeth are a little wonky
>but fuck she has such a nice fat ass and good tits
>before we fuck she makes me take off my socks
>massages my feet
>clips my fucking toenails lol
>we eventually get to fucking
>super nice body
>cum buckets in the condom while fucking her doggy
>saw glimpse of her spread asshole and there was a fucking tiny nugget hanging on it though
>she offers to clean my dick and she pours bottled water on it over a trash can
>talk for an hour or so, then i leave

yup

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I'm not talking about other threads you weak, deflecting cunt.
I'm asking you if you think youll ever have any merit, anything to make you worth talking to beyond being able to tell people you have a pussy and are willing to give them time of day, and I'm suggesting that you make an effort to come up with something better than that.

that sounds... pretty gross user, but whatever floats your boat

I think I have plenty more to offer! I often post here pretending to be a guy or not stating my gender and I can have pretty good conversations with people

thought it was funny tho because she clipped my toenails and washed me cock

I'm sure you think that, as far up your pussy as your head is.
So far I've seen you post a thread purely out of some kind of vaginally-appointed self-importance.
I've seen a few saps try to baww to you or engage you out of thirst only to quickly stop replying because of your thoughtless, half assed responses.
All I've really seen has been you using your crevices to get some people to validate you and act like they give a shit about anything you have to say.
Even for here that's some sad shit.

>What would you change that would make you happy?
I wouldn't be a fucking loser

make yer own cactus mix with around half and half potting soil and coarse sand, with a bit of pumice thrown in.