Dad...?

>Dad...?
>Um...can we talk?
>I...I'm gay...and John isn't just a friend. And we've actually been dating for a few months now.
>Do you still love me?
How do you respond?

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l never loved you.

I guess those quacks were right. Fuck your son enough and he turns gay

>i know you stupid faggot, what kind of bros sleepover at each others rooms at 17 years old?

how can you be so mean to your own creation?

>I'm not going to have a fag son. You're going on hormones right now, alice.

Is he the top or bottom? Because if he's the latter, then I'd disown him. No son of mine is a submissive bitch boi.

Just don't get AIDS

"Who are you and why are you calling me dad? I'm 23 and a virgin."

>b-but dad, my name's Alex--
>Shut the fuck up, Alice, I swear to God

They take turns. Only fair, isn't it?

this basicallly

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>For sure, senpai

And just like that, a whole bunch of heart ache and bullshit is avoided.

It's not like I'm gonna watch him fuck. I'm responsible for making sure he's happy and healthy.

Wow. A few months? Time flies when you're a faggot.

Just stay away the fuck away from me

Ew the P90 is the gayest gun of all no skill required

>Reddit spacing
I just became 10x more homophobic

but can i get sum o dat boipucci doe

When are you gonna let me fuck you Son?

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This unironically to be quite honest

Incest is an abomination far worse than homosexuality. Consider suicide.

>you have two dads why the fuck did you feel the need to keep that shit on the down-low you ginormous fucking faggot

I would never have kids so I would tell this faggot to fuck off

>This form of degeneracy is worse than this other form of degeneracy
Ayy

>all evil is equal
t. Geralt of Rivia

>incest is worse than homosexuality

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There are solutions to your mental disease, son. Pack your things youre going to gay conversion camp

>TFW no one recognized the reference.

Time flies when you're a faggot I guess.

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Significantly worse. Homosexuality adds nothing to the gene pool. If anything, they just die out without contributing anything.
Incest creates little freaks of nature which will then go on to create other little freaks of nature.
So obviously gay incest is the lowest of the low.

everybody recognized. it just wasn't that funny.

Well yea......

>Your adopted
>Your parents hated you
>You depressed your real mother so hard she killed her self
>Your real dad was a serial child killer and rapist
>There are knives in the kitchen drawer if you feel like ending your life
>dont forget to live stream it.

/Thread
Fammalambergine

*unzips*
John can either watch or go home but this is going to happen either way.

>Tfw son tells you he is gay

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>*cocks Glock*
>point at son
>you are not my son
>then point at my head
>*pulls trigger*

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LMAO u gay son, I fugged ur mum lol

Of course.

>implying I won't die a childless wizard

>this is John, by the way. I hope you can find it in your heart to accept him as part of our family from now on...

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>Everyone who goes to college and rooms with other people of the same sex is gay.

who molested you and when?

>Two men having sex will produce offsping

>I really don't fucking care. Stop being an attention whore and go empty the dishwasher like I asked you to

What, do you think I'm stupid? Of course you're a faggot. I knew you were a faggot since the moment your whore mother pushed you out her cunt hole.
And no. I've never loved you. Now leave me alone, I have hentai to masturbate to.

thatsthejoke.jpg.mp3skull.com.webm.mp3.exe

Whatever. Just don't catch aids.

But son, you're not gay. I can tell that her penis is feminine from here.

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Who cares, everyone's gay these days. Even if you think you aren't gay, you probably look at traps, therefore you are gay.

lmao I fucked John two years ago, hope I didn't loosen his ass too much for you

Thanks for letting me know, son. But so help me, with God as I my witness, I will strike you down if you ever take another man's name in a gay marriage.