So you've just shot up your local highschool and have retreated back to your house. What defenses could you have set up that will keep you alive the longest?
Rate by practicality and effectiveness.
So you've just shot up your local highschool and have retreated back to your house...
Isaac Rodriguez
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Brayden Clark
planning for something, user?
James Thompson
Surrender. I don't think they can shoot someone who surrendered, right?
Ryder Collins
hidden underground panic room with murder holes that open and close. Also it would have its own air filtration system so that gas doesn't work.
the rest of the house is booby trapped with bouncing betty mines and shit.
Luis Davis
Just a thought experiment. You could also pretend it's a zombie apocalypse and the zombies have guns.
Gabriel Wilson
Tell the world that I did it for Islam and that I regret having to do it but I needed to send a message about how American imperialist aggression must be stopped. Leftists would eat it up and protect me.
Connor Sanders
I've already teleported across the country.
Brandon King
Bombs on all the entrances, fortify entrances/windows with wood so that its harder to get in, place gun traps on tripwires around the house.
Make sure to sit in a spot with good cover and a good view point of people coming at you. Also buy a gas mask and have a bunch of mustard gas (bleach and amonia is a simple toxic gas) release the gas when they start getting close to your location.
I think if you had all that, plus maybe some food and water, plus spare mask filters and enough traps and gas it would be a very fucking long stand off.
Jordan Torres
I have dug a tunnel from my bedroom floor into the nearest forest or lake. It's hidden under my closet.
Brayden Miller
go into basement. fill stairwell with refrigerators.
Nolan Clark
They'll never survive my traps
Dylan Martin
Dang it. I was gonna make that joke.
Andrew Hill
this
it's like you fags dont have imagination
just fucking escape i.imgur.com
Bentley Hill
or better, build your house up as an anti swat trap from the get go
Justin Cooper
nice try, fbi! I don't need to be on your watch list.
Evan Young
How do these people get caught anyways. Don't they have a plan?
Maybe wear a mask when you are shooting so no one reconizes you.
Ditch the gun so they don't find it on you maybe. Maybe have an escape plan. Maybe get the person you hate the most first instead of randoms. Maybe get the big strong teacher man first.
Don't do things like that tho. Its wrong.
And don't hero yourself so you can tell your story. And leave manifestos and youtube videos for us.
Again, school shootings are bad, don't do them.
Jace Jenkins
>it would be a very fucking long stand off.
They'd just bomb the house or blow it up with a tank cannon if you'd actually go that far and wipe out the guys sent to arrest you.
Matthew Ortiz
I would prevent the police from getting in by doing all the things that the kid from home alone did.
Connor Cox
You could install a concrete septic tank in your yard to use as a bunker. It would be expensive and impractical but you could hold out in there as long as your supplies last.
Lucas Martinez
Nigga, they'd just blow it up. No amount of fortifications short of a full blown military style bunker would suffice.
Wyatt Hughes
Please fuck off FBI, you won't ever be close to understanding the language of our autisn
Evan Lewis
EVERY FUCKING IDIOT who tries to invalidate someone's poing by CALLING THEM "FAGS", should be, and eventually will be, EXTERMINATED. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED THEY DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE.
Christopher Scott
>someone's poinT
Jeremiah Moore
>retreated
When was the last time a mass shooter wasn't killed/captured at the scene? I can't even think of an example where got away and barricaded himself away somewhere
Parker Garcia
>not building a tunnel out that opens up in nearby forest
Colton Turner
I turn my whole body into a nuclear weapon. Nuclear deterrent.
Josiah Moore
Set up multiple IED traps and fortify my bedroom, place an IED on the door and window. Beforehand make a handy escape path and be long gone before they every breach my defenses. Then have multiple napalm-laden explosives to burn the house to the ground and hour after I set it and get the fuck outta Dodge.
Jeremiah Thompson
it's simple
*teleport behind them*
Robert Barnes
Lol at you idiots
Dont you remember the fbi used a robot with c4 to take out that black lives matter shooter that was barricaded up.
Jordan Williams
You could take someone hostage
Jackson Howard
>shoot up school
>30 people dead
>loner weirdo was absent that particular day
investigators go:
hmmm....
Joseph Ross
if those were zombies I'd set up bomb and take out as many as I can with me