Tfw no Pacific islander gf

>tfw no Pacific islander gf

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You want a fish eyed big nosed shit skinned gf? Are you asian yourself?

What's a pacific islander? Always saw that checkbox but never quite knew who it encompassed.

Islanders are all cute and gentle. I'm a bit Maori and I'd love one

I want one like this oragami

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99/100 of maori/micronesian/hawaiian girls are nasty creatues

but that 1% is an island princess who will melt your heart... aim high lad :')

Native brown people that live on the islands in the Pacific ocean. Often looks like a cross between an asian and a mexican.

imagine the braps

It's glorious user, never give up the dream
>t. former khv who got a maori gf

How do they get so massive?

They have the obesity gene. It evolved to help them overcome starving. Now it's backfiring.


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where do you live though user???
orignally

I just do not believe you. Not one minute.

Moved from Sydney to rural north New Zealand

Trust me user, Maori women will accept white guys instantly since they're not used to getting a lot of attention from them.

Huh. Alright. Will keep note.

OP's future GF

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Not gonna lie That is pretty fucking hot. In an endearing way. So cute.

butthurt white whore detected

t. lonely incel who will kys in 3 years

I'm the guy above with the Maori gf, I don't want white women they're dead to me

You might find a hot one sure, but you will always have to deal with the shitheap that is her extended family.

>ywn lazily surf with a cute islander and cuddle on the warm beach after

Do Filipina count?
They're gooky but technically live in islands in the pacific.

>tfw muh genes was actually real

Wtf I don't hate fat people now

>>tfw muh genes was actually real
>Wtf I don't hate fat people now
They can still moderate how much they eat, the gene only makes it easier to gain weight.

A small number of Filipinos have Pacific Islander blood so it depends.

I have one OP. She plays vidya with me too and her face is pretty cute. She's pretty chubby so I'm helping her with losing weight and educating her. She's never had an irl bf, mostly due to her childish personality.

No joke though, if you're a white robot you could probably land her. She's the bottom of the barrel when it comes to islander girls and still not even as masculine as I've seen.

Well how do you even meet these girls?

Please tell me. I would like to know in an original manner.