Made a tinder account to make fun of roasties. Dubs decide what I reply

Made a tinder account to make fun of roasties. Dubs decide what I reply.

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tell her "because you're not as tough as you think you are. I didnt want to point out your chin, but i had to because i wanted to do you a favour"

>how can you have the courage to mess up with me

Holy hell, her head is so far up her ass lmfao. Imagine being a loser who's THAT conceited. gurantee you she's poor and boring

nice try, this isn't really funny though

Tell her
>Oh I will mess you up so hardcore in bed that your pussy will be turned inside out.

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Well, OP, these are your dubs

Do it OP!!!

Erororororor

Ask her if she uses testosterone reducers

>>Oh I will mess you up so hardcore in bed that your pussy will be turned inside out.
this is the cringiest thing I have ever heard

rolling for this orginal as

hey gurl does the carpet match my anime wall scroll?

why dont you come suck this dick

"because you're fucking disgusting"

actually i was just kidding lmao ur hot XD

How much did your penis removal cost? Was it covered by insurance?

i can fix you shitty chin with my dick uggo

reply with these emoticons beside me

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I wonder if this is why you're all virgins

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are you chinese shamalamadingdong

This, don't even type the emotes just send anons pic.

I make so much roast beef they call me Arby's cock

Tell her this:
I wanna get my Hello Kitty pregnant. I hope you'll forgive me. It's gonna be a really cute baby though, I promise!! Xd

Shut up. I'll do what I want.
I regularly get to know women, to the point where they enter a romantic relationship with me and reveal to me their darkest secrets, and then verbally destroy them - mock their insecurities, their appearance, their hobbies. I then ghost them but only after posting her nudes online.

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Only dubs in thread wasted on this.

try again
> did you used to be a dude?

OP delivering today

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Unironically cringy. The one-liners aren't even witty.

Do God's work OP, good job

>I can be anything if I want

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ask if she can be 12 again (so, a virgin)

Nasty stuff user. I like it.

The catfish thread on here is way better

You are a fucking stupid cunt. All you have ever achieved in life is due to your mediocre looks, which are fading rapidly. You are so starved for attention that you can't help but reply to a man who has done nothing but insult you. Why are you still talking to me? Why are you even still alive? Fuck. You.

THIS THIS THIS fucking THIS do it OP I believe in you.

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winrar post this op

I'll let you all know if she responds or unmatches me

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HOLY SHIT YES
THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD

this is when the fun part starts my frens

OP what pic are you using? A generic chad?

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Tell her you only do Anal and you have a 12" cock and you want to get her a Destended asshole because it will give her a cute looking tail and thats hawt.

post a pic of her photo with ejaculation over it, say "that is all you are"

I use pic related

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"I hope that when you're 30 and hit the wall you'll realize how pathetic you were, trying to get fucked by every guy on Tinder, you're only important due to what's between your legs, and when your cunt will only be a loose hole, I'll be so fucking happy. Go fucking die."

Do as soon as she replies

I almost feel bad for her

good thread keep it up

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! HRHRHRHR

This thread is so cruel. Stop doing it, op

lmao jk ur pretty cute

Are you fucking kidding me nigga? Nigga this is r9k. This is what we do. Hating on women is what we fucking DO nigga. You dont like it? Fuck you. Theres the door. Dont let it hit you on the fucking ass on the way out, bitch.

Who else /smallforehead/ here
Everyone around me is going to go bald

this, she's been completely destroyed, let's be a bit nice

Oh yeah, there was this pic once, you know which I mean? With the guy messing with the girl and the girl getting insulted all the time but still wanting to meet with him?

originally stfu faggot

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I now this is Jow Forums, I've been here for 3 years aprox.
I am going to make it change, Jow Forums will stop hating women to become them, or sissy if it is not possible

Trips of truth, along with wizard pepe

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He can offer his dick as a consolation prize

Fucking white knight beta cuck faggot

Cry me a river this thread doesn't even exist. Just try debate me. Cool your autism OP.

Big poo poo

U finna get raped whyteboi? Then stfu

>U finna get raped whyteboi?
He cute

Say:
"pIease respond"

"sorry my brother used my phone"

Ask her what her favourite cereal is - i personally like "Coco pops"

Coco pops is trash, Crunchy Nut fo' lyfe cuz.

If she sends some pissed off message back just respond with "have you not heard me say multiple times now to shut the fuck up? The fuck is wrong with you? Now, are you going to come fuck or not?"
Get ready though there's a good chance she will do it

Just kidding haha want to hop on this dick lol?

merely jesting my good madame, ahahaha, i am a gentleman of finest honor and this was a test. accompany me to a fine meal this eve ;)

Should have just said to this

>How about my cocksleeve
>#?

For pussy

Oh jesus christ why is this dubs

why is op taking so damn long?

what wold you have said?

Problem with this is, she probably actually will stop replying since you pointed it out.

>how can you have the courage the go outside with that head
Fucking hell I wasn't ready for that one lol
My sides have disappeared completely.

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For the love of god Op, deliver

I guess he got ghosted. Should have given her subtle insults to keep it going.

Ask her to be someone more interesting

BUMPERS
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Update us asshole

>make facebook account with some meme picture to go on tinder
>actually meet a nice girl
>start talking to her
>she doesnt mind that i live at home
>she is a qt asian girl
>talking for a while
>facebook locks my account
>have to upload selfie to verify
>it wont match the random photo i have on facebook
>waiting anxiously

So i finally find a girl who is actually interested in me after 28 years and then facebook decides to fuck me. I really dont think the universe wants me to get a gf...

IM FUCKING DONE

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If by meme you mean attractive male then you got no chance.

If by meme you mean like an actual random meme then you might have a chance

I used like a picture of neil breen for the shitty facebook account because i thought it didnt matter. I had my real picture on tinder.

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Yeah, he ripped her apart too soon. Provocation has to be more subtle.

MY PHONE IS SAYING SHE IS SENDING ME MESSAGES BUT I CANT SEE THEM OR REPLY THIS IS FUCKING ARGFHGHHHH

found the guy that came here 2015 or later.

That shit happened to me all the time on Tinder, tilted the fucking shit out of me.

Small head and forehead here.

Did you get back in? Why do normies accept this kind of shit?

Fuckin called it

why didn't you register with a phone number

No answer from her. Didn't get unmatched either. Probably didn't see it yet.

Stop Moral fagging newfag.
Go back to plebbit

well with the pick you are using you should get a lot of hits.

Are u gary? Hav u finally come back to torment roastie 4 us?

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This is a good example of how to not flirt woth a girl

Noice

Orign

it was almost funny until you fucked it up with this. can't even fucking grammar properly.

What do you have as your bio?

I'm from Europe so I had to find a reason to talk English to these hoes. Also I think I made a really normalnigger bio.

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>My Anthem
>This is America

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