When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?
may 8th, 2018
Fuck it's like I am wasting away...

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Monday night

why is prostitution illegal but porn isn't?

ive not had sex since i was born in 1989

December 31st, 2016

No one came.

>sex since I was born
Why are you lying?

a few days ago but its kind of cheating since it was with gf

im not dubs man

Because of ((them)) orig

Sorry my autism kicked in and I read that as you had sex while you were born

Roastie here, I had sex yesterday

In what ways, specifically

Oh wow, what a surprise...

mid-January with a hooker

couple of minutes ago. I cannot cum due to zoloft

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2 days ago. last week i was a 24 years old virgin, now i've had sex 3 times, twice with the same girl and once with another. life is fucking weird

Early december 2014.

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TELL ME HOW, ROBOT KUN?

this sounds extremely weird, so weird that it isnt true

With my boyfriend in missionary position. We said that we love each other during.

Seems boring desu. Did he even eat your ass out?

He waited twenty-four years and got what was left when Chad was finished with her.

through a series or weird circumstances I became the president of university club, which gave me social status. because of that I managed to get a date with a member of the club (first date of my life), nothing came out of it but there was a rumour that we slept together. those things combined made me suddenly attractive to girls and I fucked a 7, and an 8 asian qt. social status is all that matters

i have never had sexual intercourse. Anyone else here a virgin?

yeah nothing ever happens user, im just lying on a basket weaving mongolian forum because i really want to impress u guys....

Born in 1990, but same. I just focus on my career and in 10 or so, I'll just use all my money to buy the most expensive car I can afford.

I fuck my wife almost every night. Problem is after being married 6 years its not as fun as seeing a different woman every week or few weeks was.

I secretly enjoy nights where she falls asleep early and im free to beat it myself.

April 21, 2018
I don't know how to find whores in the new place I'm in.

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He actually does that too, he really enjoys it

When did this normalfag invasion happen? I might have to permanently relocate to the place that shall not be named here.

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N to the ever

One! Two! Three! Four! Too many normies are on my board!

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A night or two ago with my young, gorgeous housewife.

>people will think I'm lying, LOL

I lost my virginity 2 months ago to my gf I met over discord, she's visiting me again tomorrow as well so it will be another week of fucking

2011 was the normalfag inquisition, bringing about the normie kingdom shattering the church of betas

mine was may 21st.