ITT: Basic things you can't do

Matthew Watson
Matthew Watson

tfw can't roll my R's

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Henry Torres
Henry Torres

cant
fucking
shuffle
cards

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Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

untie tight shoe laces
tie knots
basic math

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

open up a bag of ramen
rips
i might as well pour water on the floor and empty the bag
Why cant i do this fucking simple task?

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Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

These

Also I'm a complete fucking brainlet and can't do anything above basic algebra without trouble

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

handle rejection healthily
stop masturbating all the time
function as a human being

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

Snipping my fingers. I can do it with my left hand but still sometimes fail while it's impossible to do with my right hand.

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

swim
ride a bike
drive
interact with others
think
remember
get rid of acne
be happy

Blake Hill
Blake Hill

get a gf
get a job
move into an apartment

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

Same.

Did you try opening it along the back slit?
I can't:
whistle
drive a car
go rockclimbing even though I could as a kid
ride a bike in the city
touch certain parts of my body without becoming anxious
orgasm

Try very slowly putting tons of pressure between your thumb and middle finger until one of them slides away. This should produce a very small click, but not a full snap. Keep doing this faster and faster.

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

Why would you roll your Rs anyways? For Spanish?

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

You motherfuckers act like half those things are simple

also
tfw cant roll tongue either

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

Isn't that genetic though?

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

tfw can't even do basic algebra
tfw have trouble with pre algebra textbooks intended for fifth grade

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

social relationships beyond family or acquaintance like coworker

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

I wish eugenics existed to rid the world of trash like us

Julian King
Julian King

Can't talk in VC without feeling very anxious

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Kayden Walker
Kayden Walker

Speak the languge of my country.

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Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

I CAN'T CLEAN MY GLASSES COMPLETLY LIKE HOWWWW THE FUUUUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO CLEAN THEM ????????

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Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

this.
Also, I never learned to snap my fingers.

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

t. faggot beaner piece of shit

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

can't ride a bike
can't swim
can't write an essay
can't drive a car
can't socialize
can't critical think
can't go to college
can't work a job
can't live a functional life

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

Who gives a shit? The majority of us don't need to do it after highschool.

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

This. Alongside swimming and whistling

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

nope, german living in italy

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Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

t. bitter racist neckbeard incel, and potential school shooter

Pathetic

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Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

stop biting your nails.

And practice simple math in your head, I hadnt done that for years and couldnt add anything more than single numbers. Out of necessity, I've gotten good at it in a matter of months.

We run around with computers in our pockets. We've gotten shit at remembering numbers like phone numbers and doing simple math, because we simply dont have to anymore.

James Hughes
James Hughes

know nothing about computers
Rarely get invested or knowledgeable about some kind of media or niche field
Have no real hobbies
Add nothing of value to threads

Even as a shut-in i'm a complete failure.

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

can't use self-checkout
halp

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Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

Can't talk to people without wanting to cry

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

Can't talk to men
Can't catch a ball
Can't swim

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Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

can't poop more than 2 times a week
accept people to be my friend
count money

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

can't whistle
cant Talk to women without getting a heart attack
cant Get promoted to higher pay
Can't so algebra at all (took it 7 times from 9th grade till I transferred over to Trade school)
Can't understand relationships
Can't understand emotions beyond anger and apathy
Can't understand happiness

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

you sound like a Pure Untouched Tasty Angel

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

You're so nice, little dicked puto :^)

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Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

Don't know how to whistle, and I'm 20. Feelsbadman.

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

that's not what you were saying last night puta teehee

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

I can't Whistle at all

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

Rolling rs is easy. Just put the tip of your tongue slightly above your teeth where the first ridge and then try to create a motorboat effect blowing on it with your voice

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

I had to imagine Chad was fucking me to compensate for all 3 British inches you gave me teehee!! :^)

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Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

Depends, you can roll it with the tongue like that or you can roll it in your throat. I prefer the latter.

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

o-oh, I thought you loved me reeeeeeeeeeeee

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Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

Implying a roastie can love
KYS BRITFAG

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Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

can't raise right eyebrow independently
can't do something for more than 2 seconds without procrastinating

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

Spend 30 minutes on it tonight and you'll have a brand new skill for life user

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

Neither can most of the general population. They just stand there blinking at it and expecting a retailcuck to come save them.

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

I can't divide at all, even something like 70/24 is going to give me trouble and I end up having to multiply and check

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

Can't shuffle cards, can't shoot pool, my entire drinking/cocaine career was a waste of time

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

I can't snap my fingers, or make fart sounds with my armpit.

Aaron Morgan
Aaron Morgan

Rolling rs isn't that basic, it's really counter intuitive to learn.
That's why we're all here.
That's genetic, most people can't do it.
Eyebrow is something I can't do, and procrastination is a huge problem for me too.

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

Weird, I was literally just thinking about how much I'd like to be able to roll my Rs so I could properly learn Spanish. I'm verbally gifted and I'd really like to be fluent in 3 languages, but I just feel like a total idiot for not getting the pronunciation right. Anyone know any exercises for this? I also feel like my tongue is just too short to make it happen but idk.

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

so whites are born with no ridge above their teeth to make the rolling r sound?

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

wanted to graduate college with a decent degree that doesn't even need much math
can't graduate unless you complete turbomegacalculus-4
Brainletism is a curse I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.

Daniel Ward
Daniel Ward

There's videos on this on youtube. Basically what you wanna do is put your tongue beind your teeth, like when you make a "t" or "n" sound, and then blow air as if you're making an "f" sound. Practice like a trrrrra sound and then isolate the r to add it to words. It takes some practice but you'll get it eventually.

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

Rolling tongue and rs is different. Generally when people say rolling toungue they mean curling up your tongue into a U shape.

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

Rolling R's is basically genetic
It's what Mexicans use to pretend they are superior when they are actually self hating manlets/womanlets

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

I can't roll my R's and I attribute it to the broad tongue I inherited from my hearty but stocky aka fat retard ancestors

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

Can't cook and tie shoelaces

Autism is a curse

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

Same, I wonder if this is actually true though

Gavin Ross
Gavin Ross

Can't write properly
Can't type blind or with 10 fingers
Can't swim anymore

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

I cant dive into water
I can swim just fine but I cant dive into it from the side

Landon Powell
Landon Powell

Forget about her, I wish i didnt let her down

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

cant hold a relationship
at all

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Mason Powell
Mason Powell

Fold straight lines.
Cut straight lines.
Anything arts and craft related, really.

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

Swim
Ride a bike
Understand basic physics (I have a vague idea of it and can plug and chug in equations but I will never 100% understand conceptually, my brain won't get it)
Use a ruler sometimes (end up drawing slanted lines)
And most autistic is probably that I can't use those 3-hole puncher things. Almost every time it ends up like pic related.

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Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

I cant whistle
originally original

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

cant get a gf
Origigigigigig

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Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

Write interesting letters to people
Drive
Dance
Change a flat tire
Sex

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

Do things I want to do on a consistant basis

Make phonecalls

Do the Laundry

Remember faces

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

I literally can't wink with my left eye, only my right

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

Brush teeth on regular bases
(never able to form the habit idk y)

Do laundry on regular bases

Put effort into cooking for myself

Nothing I cant fix but yeh fuk it amirite?

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

kek
Bless the self-checkouts.
I just about won't buy anything from a store that doesn't have self-checkout.
No human contact
No one asking "how are you?"
No silently judging you on your purchases.

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Cooper Harris
Cooper Harris

ride a bike

Looks like I'm not alone here but it causes me a lot of shame

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

I cannot remember the order of months

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

i still can't tie my shoes at 20

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