tfw can't roll my R's
ITT: Basic things you can't do
untie tight shoe laces
open up a bag of ramen
i might as well pour water on the floor and empty the bag
Why cant i do this fucking simple task?
Also I'm a complete fucking brainlet and can't do anything above basic algebra without trouble
handle rejection healthily
stop masturbating all the time
function as a human being
Snipping my fingers. I can do it with my left hand but still sometimes fail while it's impossible to do with my right hand.
ride a bike
interact with others
get rid of acne
get a gf
get a job
move into an apartment
Did you try opening it along the back slit?
drive a car
go rockclimbing even though I could as a kid
ride a bike in the city
touch certain parts of my body without becoming anxious
Try very slowly putting tons of pressure between your thumb and middle finger until one of them slides away. This should produce a very small click, but not a full snap. Keep doing this faster and faster.
Why would you roll your Rs anyways? For Spanish?
You motherfuckers act like half those things are simple
tfw cant roll tongue either
Isn't that genetic though?
tfw can't even do basic algebra
tfw have trouble with pre algebra textbooks intended for fifth grade
social relationships beyond family or acquaintance like coworker
I wish eugenics existed to rid the world of trash like us
Can't talk in VC without feeling very anxious
Speak the languge of my country.
I CAN'T CLEAN MY GLASSES COMPLETLY LIKE HOWWWW THE FUUUUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO CLEAN THEM ????????
Also, I never learned to snap my fingers.
t. faggot beaner piece of shit
can't ride a bike
can't write an essay
can't drive a car
can't critical think
can't go to college
can't work a job
can't live a functional life
Who gives a shit? The majority of us don't need to do it after highschool.
This. Alongside swimming and whistling
nope, german living in italy
t. bitter racist neckbeard incel, and potential school shooter
stop biting your nails.
And practice simple math in your head, I hadnt done that for years and couldnt add anything more than single numbers. Out of necessity, I've gotten good at it in a matter of months.
We run around with computers in our pockets. We've gotten shit at remembering numbers like phone numbers and doing simple math, because we simply dont have to anymore.
know nothing about computers
Rarely get invested or knowledgeable about some kind of media or niche field
Have no real hobbies
Add nothing of value to threads
Even as a shut-in i'm a complete failure.
can't use self-checkout
Can't talk to people without wanting to cry
Can't talk to men
Can't catch a ball
can't poop more than 2 times a week
accept people to be my friend
cant Talk to women without getting a heart attack
cant Get promoted to higher pay
Can't so algebra at all (took it 7 times from 9th grade till I transferred over to Trade school)
Can't understand relationships
Can't understand emotions beyond anger and apathy
Can't understand happiness
you sound like a Pure Untouched Tasty Angel
You're so nice, little dicked puto :^)
Don't know how to whistle, and I'm 20. Feelsbadman.
that's not what you were saying last night puta teehee
I can't Whistle at all
Rolling rs is easy. Just put the tip of your tongue slightly above your teeth where the first ridge and then try to create a motorboat effect blowing on it with your voice
I had to imagine Chad was fucking me to compensate for all 3 British inches you gave me teehee!! :^)
Depends, you can roll it with the tongue like that or you can roll it in your throat. I prefer the latter.
o-oh, I thought you loved me reeeeeeeeeeeee
Implying a roastie can love
can't raise right eyebrow independently
can't do something for more than 2 seconds without procrastinating
Spend 30 minutes on it tonight and you'll have a brand new skill for life user
Neither can most of the general population. They just stand there blinking at it and expecting a retailcuck to come save them.
I can't divide at all, even something like 70/24 is going to give me trouble and I end up having to multiply and check
Can't shuffle cards, can't shoot pool, my entire drinking/cocaine career was a waste of time
I can't snap my fingers, or make fart sounds with my armpit.
Rolling rs isn't that basic, it's really counter intuitive to learn.
That's why we're all here.
That's genetic, most people can't do it.
Eyebrow is something I can't do, and procrastination is a huge problem for me too.
Weird, I was literally just thinking about how much I'd like to be able to roll my Rs so I could properly learn Spanish. I'm verbally gifted and I'd really like to be fluent in 3 languages, but I just feel like a total idiot for not getting the pronunciation right. Anyone know any exercises for this? I also feel like my tongue is just too short to make it happen but idk.
so whites are born with no ridge above their teeth to make the rolling r sound?
wanted to graduate college with a decent degree that doesn't even need much math
can't graduate unless you complete turbomegacalculus-4
Brainletism is a curse I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.
There's videos on this on youtube. Basically what you wanna do is put your tongue beind your teeth, like when you make a "t" or "n" sound, and then blow air as if you're making an "f" sound. Practice like a trrrrra sound and then isolate the r to add it to words. It takes some practice but you'll get it eventually.
Rolling tongue and rs is different. Generally when people say rolling toungue they mean curling up your tongue into a U shape.
Rolling R's is basically genetic
It's what Mexicans use to pretend they are superior when they are actually self hating manlets/womanlets
I can't roll my R's and I attribute it to the broad tongue I inherited from my hearty but stocky aka fat retard ancestors
Can't cook and tie shoelaces
Autism is a curse
Same, I wonder if this is actually true though
Can't write properly
Can't type blind or with 10 fingers
Can't swim anymore
I cant dive into water
I can swim just fine but I cant dive into it from the side
Forget about her, I wish i didnt let her down
cant hold a relationship
Fold straight lines.
Cut straight lines.
Anything arts and craft related, really.
Ride a bike
Understand basic physics (I have a vague idea of it and can plug and chug in equations but I will never 100% understand conceptually, my brain won't get it)
Use a ruler sometimes (end up drawing slanted lines)
And most autistic is probably that I can't use those 3-hole puncher things. Almost every time it ends up like pic related.
I cant whistle
cant get a gf
Write interesting letters to people
Change a flat tire
Do things I want to do on a consistant basis
Do the Laundry
I literally can't wink with my left eye, only my right
Brush teeth on regular bases
(never able to form the habit idk y)
Do laundry on regular bases
Put effort into cooking for myself
Nothing I cant fix but yeh fuk it amirite?
Bless the self-checkouts.
I just about won't buy anything from a store that doesn't have self-checkout.
No human contact
No one asking "how are you?"
No silently judging you on your purchases.
ride a bike
Looks like I'm not alone here but it causes me a lot of shame
I cannot remember the order of months
i still can't tie my shoes at 20