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has anyone here ever felt a penis in their butt
/r9gay/ #320 -- "say please" edition
last thread jowforums.com
There's a lot of people
on 8ch that are there iirc, it's been a long time though
Why am I saying please, please?
What am I asking for, please?
tfw I'll never get to touch any attention starved boiii like meself .
b-benis? Never heard of it.
Friendly reminder that if you're looking for a bf you should always include the following information in your post:
preferred sexual role (top/bot dom/sub)
optionally a few sentences about yourself
This isn't a /soc/ discord thread, tho.
has anyone here ever felt a penis in their butt
whats it like?
tfw i make a bad pun to a guy on tindr
he immediately stops messaging me
What pun? Come on, you have to tell us now!
If he doesn't like puns he's not worth it
We really need to form a coalition focused on getting these threads banned permanently. I'm only one man and I can't do much by myself.
You are right, but there are still a lot of posts in r9g threads looking for a bf so I wanted to at least make them worthwile.
Think I'm gonna watch Young Sheldon for the 5th time in two months.
FUCK OFFF FAGGOTTSSS YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BKARD R9K IS A STRAIGHT BOARD WE DONT WANT YOU DISGUSTING AIDS RIDDEN DEGENERATES HERE
GOD CREATED AIDS FOR A REASON
Jow Forums is a straight board
wait for it
tfw no maryland boyfriend
For daddy to impregnate me deep with his huge poz load.
reading this is depressing
homos consider normal to one day say they met their boyfriend filling out a "paper" online where they put their prefered sexual role
I understand now that my mission in this world is related to dying alone, and I accept it.
/lgbt/ is a trans and degenerate board
all those missed opportunities when you were younger
does anyone know this feel?
We'd all love to have a fairytale romance user but that's virtually impossible when you're gay and socially retarded
Lately I've been noticing that my heart will do a harder beat than usual, is that bad? I can usually only feel my heart beat by focusing or touching my wrist or neck but these hard beats I can feel without focusing or touching myself.
this, honestly I'm going to fill it out just to spite him
barely prefer bottoming, and sub but closer to a switch than not
I'm the kind of person that's easy to drag into a game willingly but is comfortable playing what I already do. Mostly play mmos currently, been kind of wanting to get back into mobas again. Beyond that I'm mostly concerned with tabletops and talking to people online to make up for being quiet offline.
Quit being so bitter and fill out the form, how about that, Johan?
this, honestly I'm going to fill it out just to spite him
ok but I'm not gonna read it past "NC" now that I know it
has anyone here ever felt a penis in their butt
Yes, but it was way2big to work without using some smaller sex toys first.
ok well, that's two socially retarded gays speaking to each other. If you hadn't given up in finding true love, there would still be 1 in 10 trillions of possibilities that we'd might meet
me, I am either finding my soul mate or passing away from this life as the loneliest of wolves
Fucking faggots go suck a dick while getting assfucked by men
I would gladly do that user, if I had someone to do it with
imagine being this dumb and online
I don't get why the creators of this godforsaken website even bothered creating a board for gays when all the homo shit just ends up on here and /b/.
Please stop being whores.
Literally 1 gay in every 80 is worth and that's never gonna change
i should've made the thread at least i wouldn't have used such an erotic picture
Why do you think that erotic is bad?
not him, and not that erotic is bad but cute is always better.
erotic IS bad
it just sets the mind of people entering the thread to talk about sex related things. and there's nothing more boring
next time use a cute photo, whomever is doing it
Intensely hate myself
I miss the good old days when self-loathing homos could be easily persuaded to post nudes, but nowadays that's a bannable offence. baka
Please give me a bf
I just want to experience being in love
Love isn't real. All you're doing is making yourself vulnerable to someone else and making it so that they have the power to destroy you with a single action. You're constantly worrying that they'll leave you or hurt you and it consumes you 24/7. Not really worth it just for sex or being with someone.
that's not true user!1
Love isn't real.
Love is subjective and as such is very real. And eveyone should experience it.
That's the worst part user, everyone should experience it, but not everyone will.
It's extremely true. The concept of love is only perpetuated by foolish people who so dramatically desire human contact, physical or otherwise, they're willing to surrender themselves and render themselves vulnerable to another human.
Live in denial all you want, I'm still right.
It isn't real, and nobody should experience it. We should just be happy with ourselves and our own lives, accomplishments and hobbies.
love isn't real
Hot take. Tell me what your definition of love is, and immediately everyone will see that you're either completely wrong or your definition is retarded
Love doesn't mean anything, it's just a synonym for like, or fond. I like video games. I'm fond of video games. I love video games. I am not IN love with video games. I'm no better off with or without them.
Chemical interactions don't exist
What a dumb fuck
your definition is retarded
Well, that solves that then.
once again, all this anime shit
One day I'll make my own gay thread. Anime, larpers and non well resolved gay guys will not be allowed.
do you ever look in the mirror and dislike what you see?
and how do you plan on enforcing these rules?
Do you even know where the fuck you are you stupid mongrel? Why are you complaining about "anime shit" on Jow Forums?
My definition is compounded by the fact that people of this day and age use the phrase "love" very loosely, lending weight to my argument that it doesn't mean anything. Guys and girls will say "I love you" to people they just met. But you go on ahead and continue rendering yourself mentally unstable every time someone "breaks your heart" and I'll be here, laughing at you for giving another person that kind of power over you.
That doesn't mean you love someone. You can get the same interactions from sex or eating your favorite food.
tfw no cowcuddle bf
It's not 2008 anymore, you weebshit. There are boards for your Japanese cartoons, including two for gays. This should not be one of them.
Tfw finally going to go sign up at a gym and get /fit/
Tired of looking flabby. I'm not in bad shape but I want to look better.
I'll be a janitor then. You'll see.
That's, like, my life in one sentence.
Me too user - Hard work will pay off
trying to grow a beard
Look more hideous by the day
Still don't feel like shaving
I don't have the energy to try and improve my appearance anymore. I'm just full "fuck it" mode. I'll be hideous either way, better to at least do something different with my face. I'm just curious how a long beard will look. Or maybe I'm just self sabotaging. I don't know. Loneliness devours me from the inside out.
my best friend dressed like a maid and i can't stop thinking about how cute he looked please help i don't want to be gay for him
tfw no ffxiv bf
Fluid love is the way of the future
Think of him as a cute individual instead of a cute guy
This is the sort of shit that will be outlawed in my future threads.
I've actually been there did that.
If anything it actually leaves you in a really messed up and akward spot.
At first it's just for the fun of it, but then growing up you actually start to think about the stuff you did and what it meant to you.
About 15 years have passed and I still can't figure out how I feel about it.
It's not as fun as it sounds
Inb4 kill yourself faggot
a lot of complex feelings going on right now
If it doesn't connect just shave it, you'll look better I promise you
Nobody likes a pube-y neckbeard
feels are always unique blox
i'm not very eloquent
i can't really put my finger on it.
i guess uselessness. but also happiness? i dunno
what inspired these feelings?
i guess to put it simply the person i like (who lives far way) is going through a rough patch, has been for a really long time.
and he told me all of this yesterday, like, went all in.
and he told me that he appreciated me, and that he wouldn't know where he'd be if he didn't have me to talk to.
look better by the day
yet i hate who stares back more and more
No chance in hell is it that high.
How do I stop being a degenerate? I had a dream last night that I found one of captain america's used condoms and drank up.
I miss my discord exbf it's been a year now
tfw maryland boyfriend
tfw not in maryland myself
tfw r9gay gays too shy and lazy to interact with
tfw normie gays too damn lewd to do anything with
Where do I go?
Damn I wish I had someone like that to talk. I get ghosted or ignored all the time.
tfw childhood friend leaves for army stuff(us) in a month or two
want to tell him thanks for being my friend and reaching out every once in a while in high school even when he was a jock and i was still a robot dorko
want to say thanks for being the only friend who still seemed like they cared about how i was doing even though i became a recluse
want to give him a hug
he's taller than me, super built, def a crush
not the kind of friendship where we're muddy about feelings
may seem like kinda a lot after our long silence
he's weirded out by gayness
give him a hug, mate. tell him all those things you want to. don't confess romance when he leaves though, since fate can be cruel. if anything, wait until he gets back.
i think it'd be easier to deal with any awkwardness that the situation might bring (if any) than to deal with the regret of not saying how much you appreciate him when you had the chance.
i moreso meant that i was happy that he outright told me how much he appreciated me, but upset because there's not much anything i can do to help him right now.
and also, this is the most complicated which i'm upset about
it's kinda like, reassurance that he's gonna keep messaging me.
go through life
be painfully indecisive
play out every possible scenario when I meet someone
hone in on every single mistake
just constant fixation on what went wrong/on what could go wrong when it comes to relationships, platonic or romantic
it almost feels like I'm in a constant state of option paralysis
just so many scenarios and outcomes that it's impossible for me to make a decision
yet still apathetic about our broader society
it feels as though any sense of community or society has died
that it has all just devolved into a giant rat race
general outlook on life is pretty bleak
then meet someone
it's slow at first
but over time become more and more infatuated with him
with how he looks
with how he speaks
with how he makes me feel
even grow to accept his flaws and see them as just another part of a larger picture
life begins to feel a little less terrifying
until one day I wake up next to him and for the first time in a long time, I'm happy
not in the euphoric sense
more so in the sense that I feel content
see how we could carve out a small life together in this world
but then it ends
revert back to just this fucking numbing sensation that I'm alone again
Fuck this. Fuck everything. What's even the point anons?
Hey fagbots, how do I become the most ideal guy as a strait-acting gay? Like what is the fantasy strait gay like in your mind if you're into that.
by "strait-acting" do you just mean masculine?
there are plenty of masculine gays and there are too many factors for you to just fit into any fantasy
if i had to guess i'd say tall is definitely one of them.
Never has sex and never flirts.
Never has sex and never flirts.
I feel like just acting straight to make yourself appealing would have the opposite effect, and just make you seem like you're rather uptight. Just be casual, no one worthwhile cares.
HE DOESNT LIKE ME
HE DOESNT LIKE ME
HE DOESNT LIKE ME
have you asked him yet?
I can just tell user, why do I even bother.
Men are such unforgivable whores that it's the only way to be sure until you find out a year later he was fucking everything anyway. This is why I don't even care about a bf anymore. What do they have to offer? Nothing.
was in reply to
Apparently, this isn't original. Fuck you, gobot.
Can someone explain to me why there needs to be a gay thread? Are you all really unable to find boyfriends or get laid?
i don't understand.
this is a thread "for" gay people, on the board that (mostly) has robots. so preferably only robots post in this thread. that is all.
no different from the thread for british people, not that i've been in those threads.
/pol/tards are afraid of the latent gay.
Which band is gayer? New Order or Depeche Mode?
Gay robots are as socially inept as straight robots, hence the need to make a gay thread in Jow Forums and not /lgbt/
Well Depeche Mode is definitely better. If you're a hipster faggot, you'll like New Order better because they're quantifiably worse quality-wise. So I guess if you prefer New Order you're an enormous faggot. Not saying they don't have a few good songs, mind you.
I'd agree. New Order has some great singles and I really like their debut and Technique, but then you have Music for the Masses, Violator, and Songs of Faith and Devotion (really underrated) from Depeche Mode.
One of the things I regret the most from my late teens and early 20s was my reluctance to reach out to friends. It takes effort, and sometimes you have to step out of your comfort zone. That's the price you pay to maintain a relationship with the people in your life. Without that it dries up and can be lost forever. Don't push him away, don't risk burning the bridge. Make the extra effort even when you're feeling reluctant. Otherwise you'll only look back and regret losing a good friend.
who else /gay with homophobic views/?
that feel when everyone at my job is a libcuck
I kind of know the feeling. At the same time I'm a bit of a pervert, but I can't stand seeing that kind of shit in public. Even more than holding hands and pecking is a bit too much outside.
Gay pride parades need to be cleansed with napalm.
Why is it so quiet tonight? Do people on here actually have lives? Is it because Europeans are sleeping?
Busy talking to my bf.
How was your day user?
A little bit, which makes no sense because I'm about as flamer as it gets without actually being a part of the subculture. I don't even know why it bothers me or why I feel like I can't relate to people who are actually pretty similar to me.
i was exercising and now i'm tired.
4 days in a row i'm...okay
How do I find a cute r9gay bf. I just moved away from my homophobic family so I'm free.
Get a dildo and take it for a spin if you're wondering whether you'll like butt stuff. The trick is to be VERY lubed up and focus on the psychological aspect of getting fucked instead of the physical aspect.
It might seem narcissistic or something, but I'd fuck the shit out of me. I'd basically be my own ideal type if I was slightly skinnier and more twinkish.
One band has made a few songs and a lot of trash. The other band has hardly made a bad song. There's literally no comparison.
How do I make friends? oreganolli
idk tell me when you find out
If you don't like scat you aren't worth my time.
4'8" here again
wow this thread is pretty gay
tfw found 6'4" guy on tinder, p handsome honestly my man
imagining a cuddle with that tall of a guy gives me goosebumps
he thinks i'm cute
if this actually works out i'm fucking outta this place. i can't imagine a faster 0-normal transition
wish me luck boys
hi u dork
no bf to keep me warm
Make advertisements expressing what you're looking for.
Talk to the people that reply to it.
Keep talking to them every single day.
Be nice, get to know each other, gradually grow closer.
Most of them will drop out at some point.
Cling to the precious few that actually remain.
Talk on voice, watch movies, play games, do stuff together.
Confirm your feelings, flirt, maybe even get lewd.
Fall in love and visit each other in real life.
Move in together and get gay married to your cute r9gay bf.
It's not that hard!!!!!!!
What have you done today and what are your plans for the rest of the day?
Odin is a fucking treasure. I want my own stuttering assassin bf
I made myself food, which I haven't done in a while. I did some laundry. Finally took out the trash.
Fucked my onahole a bunch
I'm probably gonna go sort through some of the 40s-60s vinyls I have with me. I hope there's some good shit here
I cleaned my room. It sounds mundane.
The room was REALLY dirty.
My plans: get drunk for the last time.
You don't. Congrats
Man that was easy
What part of this shithole are you in user? I'm back in 'naptown for a few weeks and it feels so refreshing to not be in the assdump that is south county for a few days
RNGesus please make this man respond, I've got one chance
tfw into guy who says is into me
tfw he's said he is into "feminine guys" but hasn't gone into detail about that
tfw appear cute (girly voice, short, boyish face) but deceptively manly, hairy, body
I cant stop being anxious about this. he'll stop being into me and.. and idk
i shouldnt have fallen for a prison gay..
I deliberately cut off my friends so they are okay when I kill myself
I guess I just dont like people trying to speak in my alleged best interest.
Alright stoner heres the secret discord tech.
Past that if he doesn't like you then it wasn't meant to be. You can always come back here and cry to us if he rejects you
Much to their surprise, many men that think they'll die young will outlive their youth. Myself included. Planning for suicide when it's not absolutely concrete is foolish. Don't cut off your friends or live recklessly. You'll just end up old and lonely and in poor health, forced to cope with your own foolishness.
Well Im 28 now and havent seen anyone outside of people at work in years.
muchas garcias amigo for the 420
Thanks for the big dinner, whats good. You guys sure are quiet on weekends
hit em with the gay parry
Hey guys whats the official cutoff for BBC status? I think I might be able to add it as a title but I wanna be sure
Eight inches I think. Although one of us will need to validate it.
tfw 7.4 inches
W-w-where are you based?
far far away from you
Jesus christ. Fucking voracious carnivores. I figured my 6.3 was just above cutoff. Fucking christ
just beeeeeeeeeee yourself essay
tfw no overweight 30 year old reality accepting bf
Stay clean user and hope you liked the food you made.
You stay clean too also your surroundings. Why you getting drunk for the last time?
I loved my food. I don't cook too too often but when I do I always make good work
tfw you want to tell your crush that you like him and it have been troubling you awhile now
I really like him and want to tell him but i'm not sure. I don't want to scare him away, i hate this so much.
Anyone else like to listen to love songs and cry for several hours every once in a while?
I think I'm dating the best bf I can get and the relationship is too good for me honestly
But my lack of experience dating makes me feel like it's too early for me to settle down but I dont want to end it with current bf or suggest we take a break because a break would surely end it or crush him enoughwe'd never be able to date again
Anyone else ever been in this situation
I want to know what it's like to date someone other than him, but I cant do anything about it.
Please fuck my ass in brisbane!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't cry but I like putting on sadboy lofi trash with those weird edited cartoon visuals and just wallowing in my sadness. Its cringey but I like doing it, its cathartic.
that's pretty fucking gay desu, user
If you're happy don't end it. If you're not happy, end it. Simple. 'Taking a break' sounds like a dumb meme and if someone was to suggest that to me and see someone else during this 'break', I'd split it off. Why would it ever be too early to settle down, unless he is not the one you want to settle down with. If you're just looking for more sexual experiences with other people and are willing to give up a loving relationship with someone you see as 'the best I can get', you'll regret it.
What the fuck
Fuck this, I'm leaving. Boring thread for boring faggots now.
I miss kryst, he was the biggest faggot of them all
always wanted to be a little fuccboi
finally start losing weight, used to be morbidly obese
lost almost 100lb but still overweight
decide to shave legs for the first time in my life today
they were horrible and hairy before
my face when they're nice and smooth now
my face when they're less discoloured looking
my face when they're... still not that great because they're fucking huge and I want sticc legs
also worried that my jogging will make them too muscular for what I want in the end too so I might be fucked out of cute sticc legs either way, especially since my shins are already weirdly shaped yet hard so I'd assume not very fatty
It's an abstract kind of feel.
I just want to walk around and show off thin legs and a nice butt in some skinny jeans and a weeb t-shirt.
stick legs aren't cute, so don't stop jogging lol.
I kinda want a bf a foot taller than me, but im 5'4 so its unlikely its so unfair ;_;
if you ever need me, all you have to do was call upon the spirits
It's glorious, these threads are so comfy now and last so much longer
welp looked who fucked up, my day was busy til I read this gay little post
looks like I have something new to do all day long
but im 5'4 so its unlikely
It's more likely for you than the vast majority of people, user. Even here, where everyone is apparently <5'8 and 18 years old, I've seen plenty of people taller than me and I'm 6'3. It's not hard to find someone that's 6'4
Not him but atleast you're better than Kryst
It's so warm today anons...
The thread is better without your presence
Juan at least used a trip, avatarfags are much worse
yes it is, we should blow up the sun
I got 8 hours of sleep but I feel hot and like I'm going to pass out and my eyes hurt to keep open
But then it'll be super cold!
you can just wear a really big coat even if you strip naked now it's STILL HOT
What are you going to do today /r9gay/?
nude under a coat sounds sort of comfy
Need a cuddlestarved bf who will just let me hold him for hours.
Sit on the computer same as every day
I'm NOT going to drink.
I am always late to everything.
guy brings up the 16 personality types
then shows me a compatibility chart of the types rated 1-6
we're a 5
he says "hey it could work"
i reply "yeah, but it's not a 6. too risky."
time passes and he doesn't respond
wait, was he...
ah crap, why do i always do this
Remember, love doesn't exist and if you are foolish enough to believe in it you're only handing another person the power to hurt or destroy you.
tfw no bf to check 'em
How are you homos doing today?
Enjoying your lazy Sunday?
Anyone who brings up that shit unironically is probably a retard, so you just dodged a bullet.
Agreed they already have an lgbt for this grim degeneracy
That sounds like it would be really nice...
user i met online a week ago is driving 3 hours to see me
wtf did i do wrong?
You're a degenerate normie slut who is probably going to get some kind of STD, that's what you did wrong. Fuck off back to one of the following:
what if he murders you or something?
i met him from /lgbt/ lel ;-;
is there any other outcome other than me dead in an alleyway?
tfw he's 6'4" 200lbs
tfw i'm 5'7" 140lbs
why did i do this
or his big dick down YOUR alleyway
snuggled by a bigger boy
This was too low in content apparently.
i made it clear there would be no lewd except for maybe
GAYS CANNOT BE ROBOTS WHEN WILL YOU LOSERS GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD
YES I AM ENVIOUS AND BITTER AND ANGRY, YOU FAGS CAN GET LAID SO FUCKING EASY ITS UNREAL
GET OFF R9K AND GO HAVE SEX
I'm not gay, I'm straight. Just have one question for you guys. Why the fuck do you keep trying to hit on a straight man when he clearly shows no interest? Do we have to just straight up tell you faggots "im not gay, leave me alone." I swear this shit has happened to me abput a dozen times since I got out of high school (29 now) and it's happens about 4 or 5 times within the last 2 years, almost always at the gym. You faggots are annoying.
he's 6'4 200lbs
you're 5'7 140lbs
I think it will be completely his choice whether any lewd stuff happens user...
Stop being gay.
t. Bedora :DDD
You must look pretty fucking gay if that keeps happening to you
Do you eye the other dudes in the showers?
There's no way you get hit on that often if you weren't already sending some signals beforehand.
"sorry, but I'm not interested, I have a husband."
saying "sorry, but I'm not interested, I have a wife."
should also work most of the time, but some gays are twisted as heck and will somehow see that as an opportunity to seduce the bi-curious out of you.
for some reason those same gays won't try if you're in a gay committed relationship.
No. Look. I've made accounts on grindr out of curiosity i'm not gay or anything inb4 repressed, no, and what happened is i got flooded by tons of nudes and messages from guys looking to suck my dick. You have no excuse for being a virgin. No. Excuse. For. Being. A. Virgin.
i'd like snuggles too, but maybe thats too intimate for a first date?
but i think he'll respect my decisions
It's high time for these threads to end. It's 100% spillover from /lgbt/ and /soc/ and it's enough. Who would be interested in helping me put an end to this once and for all?
user you don't drive 3 hours for someone you met a week ago for just kissing
no just cuddle up watch something together it'll be nice and you wont regret it
I wouldn't mind them if they were actually robots. But they're not. Every single one of them can get laid in less than an hour.
Most gay men are relatively straight-acting. Meaning that they're masculine and don't give any obvious signs that they're gay. This can make it difficult to judge whether another guy is gay or straight. Gaydar is not a real thing, user. The only way to know is to flirt with guys you like and see if they reciprocate.
We have all these hang-ups and preconceptions about homo stuff. A lot of guys like playing hard to get. They might be open to being with a man, but they don't want to be gay. So it creates this weird dynamic, it's a little like how girls say 'no' because they don't want to seem slutty when actually they just want to be 'forced.'
the only thing that makes someone a robot is being a virgin
fuck off incel
tfw really cute but will never get into a relationship because there's a 99% chance I will get ditched after a few years
Literally all you have to do is find someone you're attracted to, addict them to having sex with you, get interested in their life, and bam, you have a boyfriend. Its so god damn easy. Or you can just have sex without the getting interested in their life part. You're all a bunch of normies.
im about to see him in 30 minutes
if I make it out alive, do y'all want an update?
What if I hypothetically met a dude from grindr and went over to his house, where he sucked my cock? Hypothetically, I might feel nervous and uncomfortable doing it with a stranger that I barely know, have no emotional attachment to, and am not necessarily super attracted. From a purely hypothetical standpoint I might have trouble getting and staying hard enough to penetrate his tight anus, especially considering that it isn't naturally self-lubricating. Just hypothetically speaking here it might put a bad taste in my mouth, leading me to avoid those bland emotionless hookups and seek a loving relationship instead.
if I make it out alive, do y'all want an update?
Have a good time, don't lead him on too much.
You can also go pay a prostitute to have sex with you and "addict them to having sex with you", that wouldn't make you not a robot you spaz. Just because you can go on grindr and find some gross fat horny degenerate to suck you off doesn't make every problem you have disappear.
yes please, honestly don't be put off if you're forward in a cutesy vulnerable way for snuggles he may find you super cute
And you could easily get a hooker or prostitute to bounce on your willy a bit, yet at the end of the day we're still here aren't we.
Our retarded government just made it more difficult, not impossible.
No, fuck off. Forever.
Why do you beleive that? You could also ditch him right before he does you.
It's your own fault for not doing nofap for a few days before your first time user. I mean come on, don't you know how your own god damn body works? Stop making excuses. Do nofap for a week and then do it again.
Shut the fuck up you richfag. Some of us are neets and can't afford a prostitute. And no, you can't addict girls into having sex, only men. As for the meme that on grindr there's only gross old fat thirsty bald men, that's bullshit and you know it. Its negativity bias. There's plenty of normal people on it. Some of them are even awkward and shy just like you.
I hate you fags so much for having it so fucking easy holy shit.
I have had three (3) penii in my butt
Not him, but obviously he's referring to the fact that he won't be cute anymore in a few years moron
No. I can't AFFORD a fucking hooker. Meanwhile you get sex for FREE you cock worshiper. And not only that, every time you meet up with a stranger off grindr or some other gay dating website there's a chance that you might like them and connect and have something long term.
Far from you baby, I just understand the concept of spending wisely. And as a NEET you definitely have no excuse monetary wise unless your parents are gouging your money away, just save it up. I'm no fan of prostitutes either, but that option is there regardless.
you can't addict girls into having sex, only men
You aren't going to get some relationship from a grindr invite, I have no idea what could have possibly made you think that is legitimate. And girls are addicts for sex the second chad is involved, everywhere else they're either dryer than the Sahara or settling down with someone else, very few exceptions to this.
some of them are even awkward and shy like you
"Awkward and shy" on Jow Forums tends to mean "complete and total autist" IRL.
If and when you finally have sex you're going to think you were a complete retard for thinking it was so significant. Sex with some gross guy from grindr that would fuck anything that moves is literally as significant as fucking a prostitute for a straight man. It's like saying you can get free food by eating literal shit off of the floor.
he thinks fags get laid easily
Spoilers, the spread of virgin.chad gays is very much like virgin/chad straights. These guys are losers who cant get laid, just like you. Meanwhile your pool of potential partners is much higher, so you're honestly more pathetic.
same thing happened to me
but after 2 days
I make just enough money from freelancing to cover my rent that goes to my parents. Sometimes i can't even afford food. So no, i cannot afford a hooker. And yes you're right, grindr is for hookups, but if you two connect and have fun, you will repeat it. And if you connect when you repeat it maybe one of you suggests doing something other than sex, just hanging out. And then things progress from there. Not only you get to have tons of sex, but every time you can attempt to connect to them and see if it will work out. It's so fucking easy for you holy shit.
I did have sex once user. Almost a decade ago. It was with an ugly girl twice my weight with a disfigured face who was just laying there pretending it wasn't happening. Despite that it was amazing and i would have done it again any time. Sex is the best thing ever. The only reason you normies keep repeating how sex isn't a big deal is to make virgins feel better. So yes, if you can get sex easily, you cannot complain. Go out there. Have sex. Stop whining.
Make. A. Profile. Right. Fucking. Now. MAKE ONE. RIGHT NOW. Then wait literally 5 minutes and you will get spammed with messages. You don't even have to fucking do anything, you just have to go along with it. You fags have it so fucking easy.
howd go user?
And your life is presumably still shit, so you having sex has zero bearing on whether or not you're a robot. Being able to have sex is meaningless if it's not sex you want. No one here wants to go on grindr, we want actual meaningful relationships and we can't get just get those.
Did you not fucking read what i said? Have sex first then if you connect you can turn it into something more if that's what you're after. You don't have any excuse. At all. Stop whining and get out there.
he sucked me off
Then why can't you do that? If gays aren't robots because we can find some fat 50 year old whale to fuck us and then lure him into a relationship via sex, then most straightbots aren't robots because you can fuck some lumpy monster or fuck a retarded single mom and make them your Geee eff.
These threads have been here since 2014 at the very least, it's not spillover from Jack shit. Some boots are gay mongrel, keep it down.
gross in general physically
autistic and retarded
can't be a robot
Lmao have a (you)
I don't give a shit if you're gay, but 99.99999% of the posters here are normies who want boyfriends, sex, to go outside, have jobs, ect. That's what I don't like.
The vast majority of people on this board are and have always been like that. Very few people here WANT to be robots, let alone stay robots. So that's not a criticism unique to these threads.
Tfw no gf reeee
Literally means "I don't want to be a robot, give me a life please"
Have sex first then if you connect you can turn it into something more if that's what you're after.
This literally never ever happens nor would you even want it to and you could only ever believe this if you had no actual experience with it. You act as though every problem we have could be solved by fucking weirdos on grindr. If you had met anyone here you'd know most people here are completely fucked in the head.
not wanting to be a robot
Pretty extreme indicator of a normie.
That's not how I define normie but sure if that's your definition then 99% of "robots" are failed normies
They'll never get it.
that tall and a sub?
did you snuggle at least?
a little unpure and disappointing i feel let down
Again with the only fat bald old guys use grindr meme. user. I've seen it myself. Its not true. Yes there are old guys on it but there are plenty of normal guys just like you there too. I'm a robot because no girl would ever even think about giving me a chance.
How many times. I swear to god. How many times do i have to say it. Make. A. Profile.
For fucks sake.
Yes. That's exactly how it happens. You have sex first, and then if you connect you turn it into something more. Yes there are exceptional snowflakes (and there's actually quite a few from what i've seen) who want to go on a few dates first, but generally you have sex first and then you connect. As for not wanting it to happen this way, that's just cope and rationalization. Start by first getting rid of your preconception that people on grindr are weirdos and old people. Go out there and see for yourself. Have some conversations. You'll see how wrong you are. And most importantly. STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE A ROBOT.
Every time. Every fucking time i scroll past your thread i get triggered because i know how fucking easy it is for you fags. Stop. Fucking. Whining. Get yourself out there. Talk. Have conversations. Meet up with people.
make a profile
what profile are you talking about
Holy fucking shit did thinking about cocks really damage your brain so much you faggot? A GAY DATING APP PROFILE. Pick any one. Grindr. Classifieds websites like craigslist. Hell you can even meet gays on tinder. And most major cities have local gay dating chatrooms, apps or websites.
yeah that profile is the first thing I thought about but the idea of suggesting making a profile to someone autistic and unattractive seems like the most retarded advice so I dismissed it
No it's not. You're assuming people here aren't complete social retards. If you're a robot, I.E someone unlikely to be physically attractive in the first place, as well as having mental problems as most here seem to have, you're not going to find anyone other than fat weirdos and you don't want, nor will you likely be able to get (because even fat weirdos are more socially competent than most people here), an actual relationship from them. You've never met a single person from here if you think they can 'just do' anything you suggest.
How about you have talk and have conversations with gay robots so you can stop spewing nonsense about things you clearly know nothing about? If anything it sounds like you're the normie here. What robot would legitimately think this is valid advice?
Stop. Fucking. Whining. Get yourself out there. Talk. Have conversations. Meet up with people.
sex hookup applications
I despise faggots
Takes one to know one loser.
You don't even have to lead the conversation, you just have to go along with it. And even if you screw up and burn one bridge being gay means you've been born in a sea of thousands upon thousands of bridges. Regardless of how autistic you are, you are going to get laid. You are going to get comfortable with talking and socializing. Experienced gays will literally walk you through everything. And there's thousands of them out there. You have zero fucking excuse.
Let me say it again you autistic little shit. YOU HAVE SEX FIRST AND THEN YOU CONNECT. How hard is it to fucking understand this? And again with the preconception that only sluts who want cock use these apps. Fucking hell TRY IT YOURSELF AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. Fucking talk to people. Experiment. Learn. Grow.
you are going to get laid
You are going to get comfortable with talking and socializing
Experienced gays will literally walk you through everything
be a butthurt robot
be incredibly mad at gay robots because they "have it easy"
go into an r9gay and yell at fags because im so fucking mad
why does my penis have to be so small? its not fucking fair boys
Really miliking them (you)s today aren't ya.
Grindr is all gross men, maybe not all fat in their 50s, but gross nonetheless.
But let's ignore the fact that straights can just as easily fuck the female dregs of society with enough effort. Or the fact that gays in non-metropolitan areas/non-western countries literally can't find dates. Or the fact that gays in non metropolitan areas can get killed or beaten or disowned for existing. Or the fact that social anxiety can destroy yoour chances of ever dating. Or how being a genetic abomination makes you untouchable, especially in a large city. Or how about depression/anxiety and also the assossiated medicines making sex incredibly difficult.
Nope, let's look at none of that. Average looking gaybots in NYC or LA can have sex once or twice tops, therefore all gaybots can't be bots. There aren't any logical holes in that argument at all.
Baitposters like you need to be banished to the fucking Gobi desert
Why don't you have a girlfriend, just do it bro. Stop being lazy, just go to a bar and find a bar slag. Smash that puss dawg.
Every person in this board could get laid in less than an hour if they actually wanted to, but then, they would have nothing to complain about.
Actual robots don't exist, every person in this board is just pretending.
When where youy when the humans lost?
It's over, the last bastion fell, the kikes won, now the world will forever be just normalniggers serving the jews.
maybe they dont want to just get laid, crazy stuff
Go on tinder
See my ex that moved 100 miles away for uni
Still in love with him
I wasn't ready for this lads, he still looks just as beautiful and happy as when we were together
Whole website for that to be fair.
Yes that's exactly what is happening. Fuck off and make that profile so you stop coming here.
straights can just as easily fuck the female dregs of society
Only if they have their life sorted out. Job. Apartment. Car. Etc.
gays in non-metropolitan areas/non-western countries literally can't find dates
Move to a nearby city. Start talking to gays in nearby cities. Go on a train or a bus to meet them. Ask them to drive. Drive to them. So many fucking options. And yes, even in non-western conservative countries there's plenty of gays on these websites and apps. I've seen it myself.
Or the fact that gays in non metropolitan areas can get killed or beaten or disowned for existing.
This is so fucking rare its hilarious that you would even bring it up.
Or the fact that social anxiety can destroy yoour chances of ever dating.
You don't have to do shit. You just have to get along with it. Experienced gays will be gentle and caring if you tell them its your first time. After you do it a couple of times you will get comfortable and get out of your shell. Another excuse.
Or how being a genetic abomination makes you untouchable, especially in a large city.
MAKE A FUCKING PROFILE MAKE A FUCKING PROFILE MAKE A FUCKING PROFILE MAKE A FUCKING PROFILE
Or how about depression/anxiety and also the assossiated medicines making sex incredibly difficult.
Like SSRI's? Taper off or quit cold turkey start physically exercising every day and get plenty of sex to get out of your autistic shell. There, i just cured your meme depression. Unless you have an actual mental condition which is super rare.
Fuck off with your bullshit excuses.
See above. Girls only like you if you have your life sorted out. Job, apartment, car, etc. But if you're gay, you can get laid without even trying. Now fuck off and get laid.
Explain how that is true
That's my point, gay robots don't want to just get laid, either.
redpill me on asian bfs plz
Bar sluts will fuck any guy with teeth if you applied your own advice about being confident. Hell, older women will too. But you won't, you are full of shit and you will tell everyone why it is easy but magically hard for you.
It is easier to start a relationship if you are straight, but harder to get casual sex. The opposite is true if you are gay. The gay people here are here because they don't like gay culture or hookup culture, as they find it fucking disgusting. A point you missed entirely when you recommended people have casual sex with creepy perverts and diseased sluts.
Because my good user, you are in fact a raging homosexual.
I've seen it myself
What are you doing on gay hookup apps? Research?
Where did i fucking say you have to be confident? I just said to make a profile and play along with it. You can be a stuttering idiot and you will still get laid if you're gay. Its not a hookup culture, sex is just the interview process for a relationship if you're gay. And its fucking awesome. Not only you get to score instantly, but there's a chance you will connect with the person and live a happy life together. And if you don't like having sex with men you're not a gay man.
I just wanted to see how its like for gays. And it changed everything. I started hating girls because of you fags. When you talk to a gay dude he's usually very understanding and really gets into the conversation and wants to have sex with you. With a girl you constantly need to entertain her, and compete with 200 other guys for her attention. Fuck that. You fags have nothing to complain about. Nothing.
They're great if you like short, slim men with boyish looks.
r9gay threads have been here since 2014. Fuckoff polcuck, your image is trash anyways
Only if they have their life sorted out
Not really, but the same standard applies to gays anyways
Move to a nearby city
I'm from the middle of god knows fuck where. We don't have a bus route in my town and I don't have money for an apt in the city. The nearest job to me is an hour away by foot and I dont have a car or a driver's license. Most bots are gonna be in similar scenarios, then again straights can do this too so fuckoff.
Even in non western conservative countries
Yes because the gay scene is booming in brazil, russia, africa, the middle east, china. Sure man, thats totally legit
This is so rare
My own mother literally told me to kys when I came out. The stats are out there and they plainly show this is a common enough occurrence to be a concern for gays. No argument.
You don't have to do shit
Thats not how social anxiety works fucktard, I have to start interaction or go through with their requests. I can get anxiety attacks just by being in crowded rooms, you expect me to go to a gaybar and let myself get picked up?
You'll come out of your shell
Social. Anxiety. It doesn't go away, ever. You cant unlearn it.
MAKE A PROFILE
Taper off or quit
Nobody should quit their meds for gaysex
Actual mental condition which is super rare
FUCKING MONDO KEK. MY SIDES AHHH! Baitposter you're a funny guy you know that?
Actual mental illness is retardedly common on this board
Girls only like you if you're sorted out
We're talking about the DREGS OF SOCIETY. Not stacy or her friend becky. We're talking about that hambeast at the library who only wears sweaters with holes in them, smells like old cheese and rotting meat, has literal roast beef in her pants, and can't function without welfare.
if you don't like having sex with men you're not a gay man.
What if you like having sex with men, but not strangers?
the same standard applies to gays anyways
No it fucking doesn't. Do it outside. Do it at his place. Do it in a bus. Do it in a car. You can have sex anywhere.
straights can do this too so fuckoff
You tell a girl you live in bumfuck nowehre with your parents without a car she will drop you in a heartbeat. You tell the same to some gay guy you met online and he will offer to drive to you.
the gay scene is booming in brazil, russia, africa, the middle east, china. Sure man
Actually yes, you can find gays even in those countries.
And i'm way too lazy to address all your other points. Just fucking stop whining and get yourself out there you drugged out spaz.
THEN FUCKING TALK TO HIM FOR A FEW DAYS ON THE APP TO GET COMFORTABLE
You have a poor understanding of love if you think it's so shallow it can develop over the course of only a few days.
And you're retarded for thinking you can fall in love without any physical intimacy.
every guy I know seems to drink a ton
for some reason find that incredibly alienating even if they never do anything bad because of it, just because it feels like they do act slightly different and as someone who has never drank alcohol, to concept is completely unknown to me
"straight" neighbours sees my sprouting tranny boobs
get a message 10 minutes ago whether i want to have any fun
and I thought prison gay was a meme
No It doesn't
Yes it does. I'm not getting a bf as a smelly, carless, poor, ugly, depressed NEET. Def not getting fucked either.
He'll drive to you
If your choice of female worthless trash has a car, she'll drive to you too. Remember we're talking about the lowest tier of woman. If we have to settle then you do too.
You can find gays even in these countries
There is a very large gap between "Can find gays" and "Can get laid and or a boyfriend in these countries despite being an ugly hambeast depressed NEET freak"
I'm way too lazy to address all of your other points
A.K.A I've been blown out so hard my ass is the size of mars but I wont admit it.
If you can't or wont defend your position then you lose the argument. Thems the rules
Just stop whining and get yourself out there
"Just beeeee yourself user and you'll get a gf bro ;) "
Without any physical intimacy
Thats not his argument at all
So are you going to have fun with the straight guy?
Holy fucking shit you giant hairy fucking cock. Shut the fuck up, make a profile, start talking to people in your area or in nearby cities, make connections, meet up, have awkward sex and then never fucking come back.
when people have sex,is that also alienating to you?
I have a boyfriend so no desu. He's not too cute either
Holy shit stop blasting my argument out of the water and just beeeeeeee yourself.
You're no fun anymore baitposter. I thought you could keep up the act for atleast a few more posts. This is my last (you) I'm giving you, you've changed too much.
I'm not telling you to be yourself i'm telling you to make a gay dating profil- actually if you haven't gotten it through your thick skull by now you probably never will.
barely ate for an entire month because i didnt see much reason to live
lost nearly all of my stomach fat
damn you boys should try this shit
Faggots deserve the death penalty
Why do you even think this
It's not a question of whether we deserve it.
Memento mori anonymous.
Well I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head, that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day
Hes an avatarfaggot. His opinion is worthless. Don't talk to him.
Is this a poem of did this actually happen? I like it either way.
Because faggotry is degenerate.
and why does being degenerate matter?
Because degeneracy destroys societies.
I got ghosted again for the second time. Why do you fags do this?
are you genuinely retarded? Why the fuck are you engaging?
and why would the destruction of society be a bad thing?
both retarded and bored as fuck
Did you try to ERP?
anything I don't like is degenerate
posts a literal prostitute Jow Forums orbited
talking about degeneracy
Because society allows for a high standard of living.
You were so close.
No. I have mever initiated a lewd conversation.
but surely if everyone was happy no matter if they wanted their ass pounded or not that would qualify as a high standard of living wouldnt it?
You're posting a brainlet meme and quoting his argument, implying hes retarded. But you're image filename implies you're phoneposting, which means you're retarded too. So its ironic.
Im saying you were close to being right.
I also thought ghosting was a low move, but then I met an extremely boring user from this thread and I just had to ghost him.
tfw no monster bf to come out of my closet and scare me
No because it never just stays at that. You have faggots in schools pushing for their destructive degenerate lifestyles to become mainstream.
Well, I try my best not to be boring but I can't control what someone thinks about me
complaining about degeneracy
says it'll destroy society
literally posting nazishit
Alright cool. No doublethink here.
Anyways whats your definition of degeneracy. Is it just limited to being gay, or maybe other sexual deviancy or is it all "Things I don't like"?
Holy shit I'm so bored I'm actually talking to a avatarfag. Quick, somebody post a QOTD
i mean hey i dont disagree that "fag culture" does go too far sometimes, ive been disgusted by my own experiences with trannies but just because we dont like it doesnt give us the authority to say its wrong
Boxers or briefs. Have at it niggaz. Which do you prefer and why?
Pref is briefs
Boxer-briefs, every time. If I can't choose the hybrid then I'm picking boxers. Breifs just feel constricting. Plus I like the way a guy looks on his back in boxers pitching a tent. It's the male equivalent of absolute territory. You know what's under there and it's waiting for you, but you can't see it yet, you have to come collect your prize yourself.
That's exactly it, I'm not that interesting or good at conversations myself, but at least I try. The best I could get out of him were 5 word replies and we talked for about a week.
I just didn't feel like putting more effort into it.
because you probably weren't interesting enough in the first place
So just came across this thread. Curious, how do you guys decide who tops? Do most of you just have preference one way or the other? Which is the most common?
It's all preference. It's the same thing with straight couples, although you just don't notice it. Everyone is either top or bottom, man or woman.
You'd ask before you get to the bedroom or when you text them asking to fuck. Not like anybody from these threads is getting a chance to ask that anyways
Most gays have a preference yes.
Bottom is most common IIRC.
according to the last few polls bottoms were the minority
tfw have a bf but pretty sure he is completely indifferent to me
I'd have thought it would be the opposite. Why is bottoming so popular?
Bottom is the most common in the non prison demographic.
guy messages me 3 times in less than half an hour without getting a reply
is this a redflag gaynons?
Depends on the content of the messages and what was said beforehand.
If all you wanted to do is fuck someone you could fuck a roastie. It's a hell of a lot easier than navigating gay sex. No, gay guys are gay because they like DICK. They like getting FUCKED.
ahh, my mistake. For some reason that seems quite unfortunate. Although If the polls were from here I'd chalk it up to prisons not wanting a man's dick in their ass.
If I had to pull a reason out of my ass then Id say prostate stimulation + increased likelyhood to be submissive/feminine within gays.
guy sends 3 messages to me and I blow him off like an asshole
Is this a redflag gaynons?
Momocon was really fun but people I went with were retarded and messed up getting a hotel so we just drove home
Didnt get to fuck some cosplay butt so im upset over that
I spent 45 hours with a guy hugging and sucking and kissing and humping, and now I'm just worn out. Been touched enough for a whole month.
driving around malibu with family
watch the single prettiest, sweetest-looking guy i've ever seen walk around barefoot
get depressed realizing i'm never going to see him again
Why even go on living
d'aww. You can never have enough cuddles, though. Is he nice?
redpill me on chubby bfs?
He's a sweetheart, but maybe I've gotten so used to being alone that I find more comfort in that position. Plus, a large age difference might be why I can't keep up with such marathon love-making.
large age difference
I like 'em, but I'm probably in the minority there. No landwhales, though.
Six years older than my bf.
That sounds cute user, good on you.
get out normalscum
Whats landwhale cutoff? Asking for my milf's amigo's son
does it cause problems?(or interesting situations or anything...?)
Think a little bigger than Chris Pratt when he was fat. I'm willing to go pretty fucking far as long as they have nice facial features and a hairstyle that I like. It helps if you have a hairy chest to make you look more masculine than blubbery.
Redpill me on fucking hispanics while wearing a maga hat and calling them a spic who is going to build the wall
tfw no bf to cuddle in bed with while listening to courtney barnett albums
kinda nasty desu
hispanics are cute sometimes
You'll be forced to an hero eventually, so you'll get what you want. I don't see why not.
tfw i'm messaging a cute guy but something comes up and it takes me 10-20 minutes to reply sometimes and then he stops messaging
i fucked up guys
He's less experienced, but still pretty mature. More mature than me in some ways. I've been having trouble taking the lead and making sure that the relationship progresses. It doesn't seem like a serious problem though. We're also a little out of sync when it comes to pop culture. I'll remember something that he was too young to be around for, for example. It makes me feel old.
Why is it that the gay community enjoys more handsome men than the straight community?
I hate the fat, sloppy assholes the straight community demands us women to like.
Don't worry, I'm just lurking for sexy men and penises. I just want to say that /r9g/ has the best taste in men, hands down.
Why do people who are sexually attracted to this thing want it to be sexually attractive??!?!?!?!
Hets want relatable men, not competition.
I want to masturbate. Why don't some good Samaritan among you link me a nice gay porno for inspiration?
Masculine guys only, please. No twink/ borderline pedophile bullshit.
Good taste in men
Post anime slenders
I'm sorry your mental illness has progressed to the point of larping as a female on a gay thread. Genuinely sorry 4u.
do want do want DO WNAT DO WNAT DO WANTTTTT
Huh? The ideal man for most straight women doesn't deviate much from what gay femboys like: taller than 6'0, muscled, and around a 7 out of 10 facially.
Do you just mean you like twinks or something? Just go to /hm/ or /y/ then you'll have a steadier stream than the same recycled pictures here from the depressed gays
But what if he embraces you instead and hugs you :)
You can actually fuck a snake's cloaca, I wonder if he does it
it's a boy so probably not
How do I get a big
getting fucked in the butt is actually the best feeling ever desu
tfw only been fucked in the butt by one person who doesn't even enjoy it, but it still felt amazing for me
I wish I could just be a slut and fuck every guy in the state desu
What's exactly stopping you from being a slut?
What does is it feel like senpai? Original question and post
I am originally in a relationship
That's sweet. Good for you, user
That user from before here, 15-year difference.
i did it y'all
and he didnt murder me after all
guy randomly sends me a shirtless pic in the middle of our non-lewd conversation
wat to do?
Come on, give us the juicy details!
Did he fug your bud or not?
You have to have sex with him now. There's no other way.
tell him he's got pepperino nipples and ask if he wants to get a pizza with you
I'd honestly rather be the one doing the fugging
That's a good thing. There aren't enough homo tops to go around
Nah, I actually prefer them thick n sexy but everyone complains, especially about me liking men who are sexy and clean looking.
That's literally any tinder douche man, I don't exactly see how straight culture pushes a dad-bod autist narrative for ideal male
no! there was no fugging...but..
well so we had sushi, then we walked around this shopping complex, and I made him buy animal crossing new leaf so we could play it together, then we drove to this creek-trail that I love.
we walked through the trail and there was this one considerable cliff that he had to help me through. when I went down, I almost fell but he caught me in his arms. then when we had to go back up, he gave me a boost
When we went to the creek, we laid down by the water and cuddled up to each other really closely while we watched The Office. i know i know so romantic
i had my arm over his stomach and he had his around my shoulder and down my back
i could feel his breathing and
his man smell was intoxicating but i didnt tell him that
when the episode was over, he put the phone down, leaned over, and
kissed me lightly
it was awkward but i liked that and so did he. it made the fantasy seem more real..
kissedagain, then we laid in each other's arms for a small while. we couldnt cuddle for too long because these guys were walking towards us through the water.
i got up and climbed the walls so quick, i was out of there like i was barry allen
when he caught up to me, he told me he laughed and waved goodbye to the strangers. what a cocky jerk c:
we walked to his car, i was so nervous i couldnt say much after that
when we got to his car he
kissed me one last time, but for longer
thats about it
this was my first date btw /blog
does anyone else enjoy the act of drying oneself with a towel?
not in a sexual sense, just in a "it feels good" sense
to get dry is a beautiful thing
showers and being clean in general is a really nice feeling desu
for sure user, so is wearing your pajamas and bathrobe afterward
I feel like uncle owen
Hory shit so cuuuuuuute! You made it user, how does it feel? How cute was he? Do you have plans for another date? How did it feel to have another mans muscles enveloping you?
Was his benis hard through his pants? You know you're gonna have to leave this place if you fully make it out right?
Hey seb, I had a great time with you.
chris stop dont use my name
i had a really great time toooo
it feels pretty greattt and he's pretty cute! though i think he'd rather be called handsome
and uh idk about all those other questions but i cant wait for the future and what could become of us
I hope I can finally leave this place! it's been a... ride with you all, and i hope you all get us lucky as me!
yes I have felt one inside my butt. Felt pretty good desu
Alright well its time to get a room. I'd like as few taken gays in the thread as possible, and even fewer couples. You're gonna make us feel bad
Anyways if you do make it out you should write down some of that secret gay discord tech so we can all get bfs like you stoner
How you doing my (((fellow gays))) are you guys checking out intomore.com the new hip webzine targeting queer millennials started by grindr?
yea definitely! and alright i'll take my gay ass somewhere else c:
Jesus christ what fucking abomination thought this site was a good idea
Here's my story of how my relationship began, Jow Forums
hanging out with good friend after work, going to mcdonalds
I start to complain that my legs hurt, which they did since I worked all day walking around outside
he offers to give me a piggyback ride
I unironically stutter at my reply and say no
he insists again, I say "ok fine"
He gives me a piggyback and it's no issue since hes like 6"4 and I'm only 5"4 and about 110 lbs.
Tells me I'm really light and asks if I've been eating. Also tells me I smell really nice
Super embarrassed now so I just quietly say thanks
We are alone at the park on the way to mcdonalds and then he puts me down by one of the swings and then tells me he really likes me.
I reciprocate and right after, he slowly leans in and we have a nice short sweet kiss in the park
So yeah r9k, thats how the universe literally threw a boyfriend at me for free
dont be a nog dude, there is much more backstory to this that I didnt type
then type the rest of the fucking backstory niglet, not like anything else is going on.
Good morning user-kuns, unless you're heading to bed then good night, sleep tight and sweetest dreams. To the awake ones, hope you have a wonderful morning/day/evening or night I wish you all best. Stay comfy and safe out there.
ok gaybots, lets just put this out there. just say something like "sorry i just dont wanna talk to you anymore, its not working." thats all it takes, really.
donts be sad its over, be happy it happened, user
I dunno, I think it's a bit much to expect that of people from Jow Forums. You really think the same faggots that'll get a heart attack at a boy talking to them irl would take the time to write out "It's not gonna work out sorry"rather than just do a quick block and move on?
no cute BF to lock in chastity
having to face the boy I didn't talk to for 5-8 days
He now knows I knew what I was doing
Have to talk to him, which gives him an opportunity to call me out
Then I have to feel like an asshole because I acknowledged the guy I just fucked with
Ignore everything and hope it goes away
I think you see the superior choice here :D
I like that you make a habit of posting these. I always know Im in the comfy thread when I see your posts. Thank you greeting-user
But regardless you still know what you did was shitty, at least redeem yourself to some extent by confronting him and being an adult about it as opposed to just repressing more than you already do. It'll just come back to bite you, with at least one of those options you can say you tried to make it right.
where the cute anime boys @
tfw boring ugly fatboi who will never find anyone
tfw i have no face
Feels bad man
no cure for being a faggot
what even is the point of science
is Kingdom Hearts an essential homogame?
Not sure what kingdom hearts has to do with being gay, but its an essential series in general.
I'm going to sleep and when I wake up I expect that backstory in full
tfw bf found out I was paranoid posting about him
calms me down and makes me feel more secure and trusting of him
He's so amazing, I really don't know how I got so lucky. I can't believe I'm actually going to see him in two days!
I hate you so much but I desperately wish I was you.
Post more images so I can put your posts in my fucking filter. Most taken gaynons don't obsessively post about their bfs and actually have interesting things to say or have advice to give once in a while. You're just an attention whore and we all need you to kick rocks
I only post about gay things in the gay thread
If I want to make actual posts I'll post them somewhere else or talk to people irl.
start adding images to your posts so i can filter you and your sad arse as well.
He probably doesn't even actually have a boyfriend. Just a pathetic fag larping to escape his misery.
its like taking a shit
literally no difference
I'm not sad. I can handle most couples being here, because they have things to say or interesting advance and stories, this guy has nothing
Why do this? Not like many threads on this board are of any quality, but if you have advice/stories/questions/jokes that fit in this thread then post them.
because he likes it when i make posts about him? I probably wouldn't even post here at all anymore if he didn't. I actually sometimes do make a couple posts for advice, but they're formatted in a different way and don't use images. Not like I ever get any meaningful responses anyway.
Came close this week but then I got scared and then my bf said he had a crush on someone else, called me a good person and broke up.
Tfw you got dumped for the idea of another person
this guy made me smile,you just made me frown,please stop posting
Not like I ever get any meaningful responses anyway
Thats just the nature of this board and partially the site as a whole. Then again maybe I'm not making things better by posting like this either.
Fuck it whatever.
He made me frown. I'm alone and wasn't thinking about that till I saw his post. I'd like to feel that less often.
don't derive misery from other people's happiness
We're all going to die alone aren't we? I don't want to die alone. I want to be loved.
this user posted it before me.
Grow a spine and let other people enjoy their life without being such a piece of shit
HEY SAD PEOPLE, THE THING YOU FAGGOTS ARE SAD ABOUT NOT HAPPENING TO YOU JUST HAPPENED TO ME
ISN'T THAT COOL?
C'MON GUYS FEEL GOOD FOR ME!
This is like eating a whole pizza by yourself in front of an OA meeting, Or drinking a whole case of beer in front of an AA meeting and getting pissed when they give you fucked up looks.
You can at least be not a fuckwad about it.
I like biological female pussy.
If you accept other people's happiness without trying to tear them down then you're just a complacent loser. They don't deserve to escape the misery.
sounds like you deserve to be miserable, user.
its not about you not being allowed to be happy,its about you being a faggot about it,maybe if you would shut your mouth and let people enjoy their life youd be liked and not be in this situation where a post makes you go sadboi mode
I know I do. I accept my position in life. You deserve to be miserable too.
You can enjoy your life, that's fine. You can even have a boyfriend and tell us about it. But you avatarfag and post here every other thread about your mongrel bf.
If you want to share bf stories or whatthefuckever once in a while go ahead. But on top on my earlier point about drinking beer in front of recovering alchoholics, I've never seen you post anything of value despite your avatarfagging and your post frequency.
Bf posting is fine with me, because it's usually infrequent and cute enough that I don't mind it, but the shit you post is none of that.
I had my first kiss with a guy from grindr today. He squeezed my shoulders while we kissed it is the single most arousing thing anyone has done to me.
Im not even the bf poster you retard.
let people enjoy their life and stop sounding like a fucking incel
implying any of you actually want a bf
no, you want an imaginary fantasy of your bf, real life people are too shitty and even if you manage to get one you won't enjoy it after a while
sad but true
You let a man touch your shoulders user? That's very very cute but I'm sorry to say you're a filthy degenerate now. Hop on the pile with the handholders and the people that fuck in missionary for procreation
you're a slut now
having your first kiss be with a guy from grindr
Sounding like an incel
Nice memeword Facebook. I've already made a solid argument that you can't refute, so now I'm the internet slur of the month. There's nothing wrong with bf posting, having a bf, having sex, and I don't think I'm foreveralone. I just don't want to see this stuff shoved in my face in here all the time, and I especially don't want to see this one specific brand of common bullshit. Is that a difficult request or an unsound argument? You can have your life, I can have mine and we can chat once in a while, just don't shove it in my face often
I'll give you a tip to cope:
99% of bfposts are fake
I've been tired all day and no coffee will help. What's going on?
You have fallen for the depression meme user, welcome to the club
shaved whole body again today
acne almost completely cleared up
change in workout regiment making it look like i have a rounder butt
skin still pale as hell
feels f u c k i n g good lads
I need to start working on my butt soon and I want to get a tan this summer, I tan really well, but I haven't gone outside alot since I was a kid. I want to look really pretty for him!
Hello I am the gay hello
I'd just point out that this way of thinking is just going to cause you more problems in the long term, you're digging your own grave by secluding yourself and projecting anger and hate onto foreign things.
How can a virgin be a slut?
I'm from a small town where gay bashing is still a thing, how else am I meant to meet guys? lgbt said grindr is the only place.
tfw still no sherlock cowboy bf
I play a lot of McCree, does that count?
Depends on your sr, heheh
Well for real if you have beard it's damn big plus too, I love rugged men so much.
..I hope I didn't killed this thread oops
OUT OUT OUT OUT! GO BACK TO SCHOOL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
:((( i think I'm too noisy in bed
I can't help but squeak at even the slightest touch
That's both good and bad, it means that fucking you in public like the whore you are might be too dangerous, which is a shame. Fucking you in private would be extremely enjoyable since you'd be moaning like a good boy the whole time.
the composition of /r9gay/:
30% prison gay
20% bara/normal dudes
40% /cuteboys/ crossposters/refugees or unaffiliated cuteboys
10% straight dudes calling posters faggots
who are YOU, user?
failed cute boy
A normal dude/cuteboy hybrid I think.
ugly boy pretending to be cute
how do I stop falling in love with boys on the internet who I'll never have the guts to meet up with?
At least you're honest user, I appreciate that.
WHY DOES HE GET ATTENTION AND I DONT
I would gtfo of here if I didn't get depressed and have a cowboy bf to cure my depression.
a cute boy who will never get into a relationship and have sex
i could try and be quiet but it's really hard
ive been told i'm cute a few times
50/50 between normal and cute
I'm 0.01% aka a failure
"Normal dude" probably
all these cute boys
Sorrow and dread rot my mind like a malevolus cancer, unfortunately the lathality of the two is not remotely comparable
Homosexuals are not humans but something less, filth
Faggots are absolute "human" filth that do not deserve to exist
You deserve to burn in literal hell, you are subhuman filth
This is your tipical homosexual
Homosexuals are human failures
Homosexuals are mentally ill and full of aids.
Homosexuals deserve all std they get, filth
tfw probably chased away the only guy that ever liked you because you went om a self-depricative rant
You are all subhuman filth, neck yourselves
You deserved it, subhuman abomination
50% P R I S O N
30% Normal dudes
9% Attention whores
I fixed it for you.
There is your problem. Pride queens are vile and sex obsessed.
I really wish LGBT didn't have the "g" in it. I don't want to be put in the same cathegory of mentally ill retards.
tfw be the 40% cuteboy but I also cross dress cause it gets more male attention and I really like male attention :3
So why don't you just suggest me a better place...
Normal very straight acting guy who joins in on making fun of gays when straight people do
Better place for what. State your end goal for others to help give you directions
A long term loving relationship pls. I have no experience with relationships and only had my first kiss today.
No idea where to find either those things. But I'm sure there are some here who's found someone they love so they can share with you where they found them and how.
so the one you kissed isn't someone you want a lasting relationship with? Why kiss then, to see what it's like?
keep going to the gym
still on pain everywhere
still nauseous before stepping in
obviously zero results for the time being
I am weak and pathetic, but it gets better r-right? RIGHT!?!?
Normal skelly dude that's trying to get into bara mode
and will fail because what's the point if I'm a 5'7" manlet anyway?
I'm the same. The positives outweigh the negatives. You'll feel better, look better, and gain more respect and be more attractive. Plus getting fit is what you always wanted right?
Why are people doing this shit? If you want to improve your condition get into a real sport or something, not this sick industrial production of muscles.
Sports aren't fun
We went on a date and he cooked and it seemed like it would have been a bigger issue to tell him not to kiss me idk. Like that user said grindr apparently isn't the best place to find a long term relationship.
i want to stop being gay
6'4, manly and dicklet just end me already
if you are so bothered by gay people why did you even go into this thread? if you ignored this thread you wouldn't get so worked up!
sports aren't fun but amassing muscle through repetitive, mechanical movements surrounded by sweaty chads on steroids in a closed room is super fun
Please elaborate your reason why.
having muscles is fun pretty fun though
ive got so much love to give but nobody to give it to
how would you show your love?
give some of that love to my dick
in much too many ways to even begin to go into, a better part of my day is always spent fantasising about the time i could be spending with someone i love
Lonely cuteboy shut-in
Neither of them are fun, but one of the two requires close to zero interaction with other people, so it's the least of two evil really
You can be someone muscle bitch user!
Not the best but i have heard success stories. You can meet a person anywhere just random luck if he turns out to be a special someone.
Why do these threads even exist? Isn't there /lgbt/?
/lgbt/ is /soc/ tier, it's 85% ftm trans and it's not for robots. It's awful
Nah, trannies took over
only once when I was 14 with a boy who'd be the only person I'd ever have a relationship with.
I-It felt pretty hot but in a good way
It's like 90% refugees or people from other boards now
Exchange between a group of friends and myself:
friend: haha user you can't afford dual monitors (clearly a joke)
me: yes i can i've got two right here
friend 2: haha yeah but one is a CRT!
me: haha nah it's just an old dell but its a flatscreen
friend 2: (bragging tone) i've got a 1440p dual monitor set up haha
me: yeah well i don't have retard disability money like you do (joking tone)
friend 2: wow, im actually really offended. that was a very offensive thing to say.
friend 2: (leaves)
The subject matter of the jokes that fly around in our discord kind of makes the boundaries a little blurry. We make fun of my dead mother, black people, mexicans, jews, we make fun of each other, we call each other autistic and retarded and faggots. We literally say every racial slur there is and everyone knows that it's a joke.
I've apologized and explained that there was no hostile intent behind the remark and I've given him space but he's still pretending to be offline and I'm still the pariah. Is there anything else I can do to fix this?
Tfw you just got back from pounding some qt tight boi ass, feels good man.
visit discord bf
when its time to sleep he makes me a bed on the couch
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN
Maybe bf in this case means bestfriend.
Can someone please help me with my problem because I need a way of fixing this asap, it's been 17 hours already
Have you considered apologizing?
I've apologized and explained that there was no hostile intent behind the remark and I've given him space but he's still pretending to be offline and I'm still the pariah.
I've already apologized, multiple times.
Then give him time. If you are good freinds he'll come around. How many days have passed since the misunderstanding?
If it's not like 2 weeks, it should be fine
pls no i dont even want to think about that ;~;
Think of this: How do you think he would have reacted if you told him you were offended by something he said that was as bad, if not worse, than what you said? Would he have tried to apologize like you did? If you don't know, or don't think he would then he's not worth your time.
It's been about 17 hours. He's a friend, not a best friend.
I'm not sure. I don't think any of my friends would really care if I said I was offended by the things they've said. They've "jokingly" made fun of my skin color, my mental capacity, my dead mom, my situation in life, ect and I've never made a big deal about it because I figured it wouldn't matter anyway. I doubt they would really care.
If they wouldn't care that you said you were offended the you have no obligation to care about them saying they're offended, simple as that. If he wants to throw a fit about it, let him. Hopefully he realizes he's being an autist about it, and if he doesn't then it's not much of a loss either way.
why is this actually so funny
I would rather have friends who don't respect me and barely like me than no friends at all. You don't understand true loneliness if you don't get the situation I'm in. I've spent whole weeks alone, by myself with no one to talk to and it's maddening. I can't be by myself again user.
Then why bother coming here?! You already begged like a bitch for them to forgive you, if they end up forgiving you then don't even think about making a joke around them again and enjoy your time with insufferable people
someone make a new thread, originally
im sure there are tons of anons who would want to be your friends.
Seriously user, shitty friends will just make you feel worse in the end. It's better to find genuine friends out there.
meet up with some dude on Grindr
we hook up
while fucking, he looks down at me calls me his bitch
Nearly told him to go fuck himself. Why do people do this shit?
Because that's what you are, a bitch. You were hooking up and probably getting pozzed by some rando. Did you actually expect respect faggot?
Not saying your friends are shitty btw, just saying that you shouldn't be desperate and be around shitty people
Because I was hoping someone could give me an idea on what else I could do to fix the situation.
Where can I find those? I've had these friends for 10 years now I feel weird around new people.
It's hard for me to make new friends, it always feels awkward and.......uncomfortable. I don't know why.
it really isn't that hard. im not even saying to have a conversation, just a quick little one liner before you block them so they know whats up, thats all.
I hooked up a few times last year and when I got a physical at the doc that included an STD test I got really scared (even though the likelihood was very very low) and I promised that if I was clean I wouldn't hook up anymore and I'd only have sex in a loving relationship.
But now I'm constantly horny and I want some ass to pound. Is it okay to betray promises you make to yourself and possibly god?
Do you not wear condoms or something? Most bottoms who regularly get fucked are on PrEP and typically keep themselves clean because of the fact that they're getting constant dick. I have no clue why everyone here is under the assumption that STDs seep through condoms and get inside your blood stream
It's hard for me to make new friends, it always feels awkward and.......uncomfortable. I don't know why.
how did you meet the people that you're talking to right now? obviously it wasnt instant friendship it was probably awkward at the start too, it always is with anyone
find an user you share an interest with and see where it goes, considering its mostly robots here they'll probably be understanding if you dont open up right away its only natural