/r9gay/ #320 -- "say please" edition

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

last thread jowforums.com/thread/45650179/anecdotes
has anyone here ever felt a penis in their butt

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Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

jowforums.com/thread/45650179/anecdotes
NC
There's a lot of people on 8ch that are there iirc, it's been a long time though

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

Why am I saying please, please?
What am I asking for, please?

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Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

tfw I'll never get to touch any attention starved boiii like meself .

b-benis? Never heard of it.

Scandinavian btw.

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

Friendly reminder that if you're looking for a bf you should always include the following information in your post:
location
age
height
weight
preferred sexual role (top/bot dom/sub)
optionally a few sentences about yourself

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Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

This isn't a /soc/ discord thread, tho.

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

has anyone here ever felt a penis in their butt

i haven't

whats it like?

tfw i make a bad pun to a guy on tindr
he immediately stops messaging me

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

What pun? Come on, you have to tell us now!

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

If he doesn't like puns he's not worth it

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

We really need to form a coalition focused on getting these threads banned permanently. I'm only one man and I can't do much by myself.

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

You are right, but there are still a lot of posts in r9g threads looking for a bf so I wanted to at least make them worthwile.

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

Think I'm gonna watch Young Sheldon for the 5th time in two months.

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

FUCK OFFF FAGGOTTSSS YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BKARD R9K IS A STRAIGHT BOARD WE DONT WANT YOU DISGUSTING AIDS RIDDEN DEGENERATES HERE

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

GOD CREATED AIDS FOR A REASON

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

Jow Forums is a straight board

*inhales*

wait for it

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

tfw no maryland boyfriend

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Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

For daddy to impregnate me deep with his huge poz load.

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

reading this is depressing
homos consider normal to one day say they met their boyfriend filling out a "paper" online where they put their prefered sexual role
I understand now that my mission in this world is related to dying alone, and I accept it.

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Luis Hall
Luis Hall

/lgbt/ is a trans and degenerate board

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

all those missed opportunities when you were younger
does anyone know this feel?

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Ian Lee
Ian Lee

We'd all love to have a fairytale romance user but that's virtually impossible when you're gay and socially retarded

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

Lately I've been noticing that my heart will do a harder beat than usual, is that bad? I can usually only feel my heart beat by focusing or touching my wrist or neck but these hard beats I can feel without focusing or touching myself.

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

this, honestly I'm going to fill it out just to spite him
NC
23
6'
180
barely prefer bottoming, and sub but closer to a switch than not
I'm the kind of person that's easy to drag into a game willingly but is comfortable playing what I already do. Mostly play mmos currently, been kind of wanting to get back into mobas again. Beyond that I'm mostly concerned with tabletops and talking to people online to make up for being quiet offline.

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Liam Cook
Liam Cook

Quit being so bitter and fill out the form, how about that, Johan?

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Leo Miller
Leo Miller

this, honestly I'm going to fill it out just to spite him
ok but I'm not gonna read it past "NC" now that I know it

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

has anyone here ever felt a penis in their butt
Yes, but it was way2big to work without using some smaller sex toys first.

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

ok well, that's two socially retarded gays speaking to each other. If you hadn't given up in finding true love, there would still be 1 in 10 trillions of possibilities that we'd might meet
me, I am either finding my soul mate or passing away from this life as the loneliest of wolves

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Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

Fucking faggots go suck a dick while getting assfucked by men

Based straightposter

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

I would gladly do that user, if I had someone to do it with

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

Based straightposter
imagine being this dumb and online

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

I don't get why the creators of this godforsaken website even bothered creating a board for gays when all the homo shit just ends up on here and /b/.

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

Please stop being whores.

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

Literally 1 gay in every 80 is worth and that's never gonna change

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

i should've made the thread at least i wouldn't have used such an erotic picture

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

Why do you think that erotic is bad?

Ayden Gutierrez
Ayden Gutierrez

not him, and not that erotic is bad but cute is always better.

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Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

erotic IS bad
it just sets the mind of people entering the thread to talk about sex related things. and there's nothing more boring
next time use a cute photo, whomever is doing it

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Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

Intensely hate myself

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

I miss the good old days when self-loathing homos could be easily persuaded to post nudes, but nowadays that's a bannable offence. baka

James Walker
James Walker

Please give me a bf

I just want to experience being in love

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

Love isn't real. All you're doing is making yourself vulnerable to someone else and making it so that they have the power to destroy you with a single action. You're constantly worrying that they'll leave you or hurt you and it consumes you 24/7. Not really worth it just for sex or being with someone.

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

that's not true user!1

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

Love isn't real.
proposition denied

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

Love is subjective and as such is very real. And eveyone should experience it.

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

That's the worst part user, everyone should experience it, but not everyone will.

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

It's extremely true. The concept of love is only perpetuated by foolish people who so dramatically desire human contact, physical or otherwise, they're willing to surrender themselves and render themselves vulnerable to another human.

Live in denial all you want, I'm still right.

It isn't real, and nobody should experience it. We should just be happy with ourselves and our own lives, accomplishments and hobbies.

Carter Gray
Carter Gray

love isn't real
Hot take. Tell me what your definition of love is, and immediately everyone will see that you're either completely wrong or your definition is retarded

Joshua Taylor
Joshua Taylor

Love doesn't mean anything, it's just a synonym for like, or fond. I like video games. I'm fond of video games. I love video games. I am not IN love with video games. I'm no better off with or without them.

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

Chemical interactions don't exist
What a dumb fuck

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

your definition is retarded
Well, that solves that then.

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

once again, all this anime shit
One day I'll make my own gay thread. Anime, larpers and non well resolved gay guys will not be allowed.

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

do you ever look in the mirror and dislike what you see?

Jace Price
Jace Price

and how do you plan on enforcing these rules?

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

Do you even know where the fuck you are you stupid mongrel? Why are you complaining about "anime shit" on Jow Forums?

Angel Price
Angel Price

My definition is compounded by the fact that people of this day and age use the phrase "love" very loosely, lending weight to my argument that it doesn't mean anything. Guys and girls will say "I love you" to people they just met. But you go on ahead and continue rendering yourself mentally unstable every time someone "breaks your heart" and I'll be here, laughing at you for giving another person that kind of power over you.

That doesn't mean you love someone. You can get the same interactions from sex or eating your favorite food.

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

tfw no cowcuddle bf

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Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

It's not 2008 anymore, you weebshit. There are boards for your Japanese cartoons, including two for gays. This should not be one of them.

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

Tfw finally going to go sign up at a gym and get /fit/

Tired of looking flabby. I'm not in bad shape but I want to look better.

Adam White
Adam White

I'll be a janitor then. You'll see.

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

That's, like, my life in one sentence.

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

Me too user - Hard work will pay off

Nicholas Robinson
Nicholas Robinson

trying to grow a beard
Look more hideous by the day
Still don't feel like shaving
I don't have the energy to try and improve my appearance anymore. I'm just full "fuck it" mode. I'll be hideous either way, better to at least do something different with my face. I'm just curious how a long beard will look. Or maybe I'm just self sabotaging. I don't know. Loneliness devours me from the inside out.

Joshua Long
Joshua Long

my best friend dressed like a maid and i can't stop thinking about how cute he looked please help i don't want to be gay for him

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Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

tfw no ffxiv bf
why live

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

Fluid love is the way of the future
Think of him as a cute individual instead of a cute guy

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

This is the sort of shit that will be outlawed in my future threads.

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

I've actually been there did that.
If anything it actually leaves you in a really messed up and akward spot.
At first it's just for the fun of it, but then growing up you actually start to think about the stuff you did and what it meant to you.
About 15 years have passed and I still can't figure out how I feel about it.
It's not as fun as it sounds

Inb4 kill yourself faggot

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

a lot of complex feelings going on right now

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

If it doesn't connect just shave it, you'll look better I promise you

Nobody likes a pube-y neckbeard

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

like what?
feels are always unique blox

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

i'm not very eloquent
i can't really put my finger on it.
i guess uselessness. but also happiness? i dunno

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

what inspired these feelings?

David Moore
David Moore

i guess to put it simply the person i like (who lives far way) is going through a rough patch, has been for a really long time.
and he told me all of this yesterday, like, went all in.
and he told me that he appreciated me, and that he wouldn't know where he'd be if he didn't have me to talk to.

Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

look better by the day
yet i hate who stares back more and more

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Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

No chance in hell is it that high.

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

How do I stop being a degenerate? I had a dream last night that I found one of captain america's used condoms and drank up.

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

I miss my discord exbf it's been a year now

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

tfw maryland boyfriend
tfw not in maryland myself

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Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

tfw r9gay gays too shy and lazy to interact with
tfw normie gays too damn lewd to do anything with
Where do I go?

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

Damn I wish I had someone like that to talk. I get ghosted or ignored all the time.

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

tfw childhood friend leaves for army stuff(us) in a month or two
want to tell him thanks for being my friend and reaching out every once in a while in high school even when he was a jock and i was still a robot dorko
want to say thanks for being the only friend who still seemed like they cared about how i was doing even though i became a recluse
want to give him a hug
problem:
he's taller than me, super built, def a crush
not the kind of friendship where we're muddy about feelings
may seem like kinda a lot after our long silence
he's weirded out by gayness

thoughts?

Aaron Long
Aaron Long

childhood friend
give him a hug, mate. tell him all those things you want to. don't confess romance when he leaves though, since fate can be cruel. if anything, wait until he gets back.

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

i think it'd be easier to deal with any awkwardness that the situation might bring (if any) than to deal with the regret of not saying how much you appreciate him when you had the chance.
i moreso meant that i was happy that he outright told me how much he appreciated me, but upset because there's not much anything i can do to help him right now.
and also, this is the most complicated which i'm upset about
it's kinda like, reassurance that he's gonna keep messaging me.

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

be me
go through life
be painfully indecisive
play out every possible scenario when I meet someone
hone in on every single mistake
just constant fixation on what went wrong/on what could go wrong when it comes to relationships, platonic or romantic
it almost feels like I'm in a constant state of option paralysis
just so many scenarios and outcomes that it's impossible for me to make a decision
yet still apathetic about our broader society
it feels as though any sense of community or society has died
that it has all just devolved into a giant rat race
general outlook on life is pretty bleak
then meet someone
it's slow at first
but over time become more and more infatuated with him
with how he looks
with how he speaks
with how he makes me feel
even grow to accept his flaws and see them as just another part of a larger picture
life begins to feel a little less terrifying
until one day I wake up next to him and for the first time in a long time, I'm happy
not in the euphoric sense
more so in the sense that I feel content
see how we could carve out a small life together in this world
but then it ends
revert back to just this fucking numbing sensation that I'm alone again

Fuck this. Fuck everything. What's even the point anons?

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Luke Davis
Luke Davis

Hey fagbots, how do I become the most ideal guy as a strait-acting gay? Like what is the fantasy strait gay like in your mind if you're into that.

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

by "strait-acting" do you just mean masculine?
there are plenty of masculine gays and there are too many factors for you to just fit into any fantasy
if i had to guess i'd say tall is definitely one of them.

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

Never has sex and never flirts.

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

Never has sex and never flirts.
This

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

I feel like just acting straight to make yourself appealing would have the opposite effect, and just make you seem like you're rather uptight. Just be casual, no one worthwhile cares.

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

HE DOESNT LIKE ME
HE DOESNT LIKE ME
HE DOESNT LIKE ME

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Ian Clark
Ian Clark

have you asked him yet?

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

I can just tell user, why do I even bother.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

Men are such unforgivable whores that it's the only way to be sure until you find out a year later he was fucking everything anyway. This is why I don't even care about a bf anymore. What do they have to offer? Nothing.

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

was in reply to

Apparently, this isn't original. Fuck you, gobot.

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

Can someone explain to me why there needs to be a gay thread? Are you all really unable to find boyfriends or get laid?

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Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

i don't understand.
this is a thread "for" gay people, on the board that (mostly) has robots. so preferably only robots post in this thread. that is all.
no different from the thread for british people, not that i've been in those threads.

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

/pol/tards are afraid of the latent gay.

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

Which band is gayer? New Order or Depeche Mode?

Sebastian Butler
Sebastian Butler

Gay robots are as socially inept as straight robots, hence the need to make a gay thread in Jow Forums and not /lgbt/

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

Well Depeche Mode is definitely better. If you're a hipster faggot, you'll like New Order better because they're quantifiably worse quality-wise. So I guess if you prefer New Order you're an enormous faggot. Not saying they don't have a few good songs, mind you.

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

I'd agree. New Order has some great singles and I really like their debut and Technique, but then you have Music for the Masses, Violator, and Songs of Faith and Devotion (really underrated) from Depeche Mode.

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

One of the things I regret the most from my late teens and early 20s was my reluctance to reach out to friends. It takes effort, and sometimes you have to step out of your comfort zone. That's the price you pay to maintain a relationship with the people in your life. Without that it dries up and can be lost forever. Don't push him away, don't risk burning the bridge. Make the extra effort even when you're feeling reluctant. Otherwise you'll only look back and regret losing a good friend.

Isaac Young
Isaac Young

who else /gay with homophobic views/?

that feel when everyone at my job is a libcuck

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Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

I kind of know the feeling. At the same time I'm a bit of a pervert, but I can't stand seeing that kind of shit in public. Even more than holding hands and pecking is a bit too much outside.
Gay pride parades need to be cleansed with napalm.

Brandon James
Brandon James

Why is it so quiet tonight? Do people on here actually have lives? Is it because Europeans are sleeping?

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

Busy talking to my bf.

How was your day user?

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

A little bit, which makes no sense because I'm about as flamer as it gets without actually being a part of the subculture. I don't even know why it bothers me or why I feel like I can't relate to people who are actually pretty similar to me.

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

i was exercising and now i'm tired.
4 days in a row i'm...okay

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

How do I find a cute r9gay bf. I just moved away from my homophobic family so I'm free.

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

Get a dildo and take it for a spin if you're wondering whether you'll like butt stuff. The trick is to be VERY lubed up and focus on the psychological aspect of getting fucked instead of the physical aspect.

Sebastian Miller
Sebastian Miller

It might seem narcissistic or something, but I'd fuck the shit out of me. I'd basically be my own ideal type if I was slightly skinnier and more twinkish.

Jeremiah Gray
Jeremiah Gray

One band has made a few songs and a lot of trash. The other band has hardly made a bad song. There's literally no comparison.

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

How do I make friends? oreganolli

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

idk tell me when you find out

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

If you don't like scat you aren't worth my time.

Gavin Cox
Gavin Cox

4'8" here again
wow this thread is pretty gay

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

tfw found 6'4" guy on tinder, p handsome honestly my man
imagining a cuddle with that tall of a guy gives me goosebumps
he thinks i'm cute
if this actually works out i'm fucking outta this place. i can't imagine a faster 0-normal transition
wish me luck boys

hi u dork

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Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

almost winter
already freezing
no bf to keep me warm

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

Make advertisements expressing what you're looking for.
Talk to the people that reply to it.
Keep talking to them every single day.
Be nice, get to know each other, gradually grow closer.
Most of them will drop out at some point.
Cling to the precious few that actually remain.
Talk on voice, watch movies, play games, do stuff together.
Confirm your feelings, flirt, maybe even get lewd.
Fall in love and visit each other in real life.
Move in together and get gay married to your cute r9gay bf.

It's not that hard!!!!!!!

Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

What have you done today and what are your plans for the rest of the day?

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Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

Odin is a fucking treasure. I want my own stuttering assassin bf
I made myself food, which I haven't done in a while. I did some laundry. Finally took out the trash. Fucked my onahole a bunch
I'm probably gonna go sort through some of the 40s-60s vinyls I have with me. I hope there's some good shit here

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Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

I cleaned my room. It sounds mundane.
The room was REALLY dirty.
My plans: get drunk for the last time.

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

You don't. Congrats
Man that was easy
What part of this shithole are you in user? I'm back in 'naptown for a few weeks and it feels so refreshing to not be in the assdump that is south county for a few days
RNGesus please make this man respond, I've got one chance

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Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

tfw into guy who says is into me
tfw he's said he is into "feminine guys" but hasn't gone into detail about that
tfw appear cute (girly voice, short, boyish face) but deceptively manly, hairy, body
I cant stop being anxious about this. he'll stop being into me and.. and idk
i shouldnt have fallen for a prison gay..

Liam Rodriguez
Liam Rodriguez

I deliberately cut off my friends so they are okay when I kill myself

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

I guess I just dont like people trying to speak in my alleged best interest.

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

Every day
Alright stoner heres the secret discord tech.
Shave.
Past that if he doesn't like you then it wasn't meant to be. You can always come back here and cry to us if he rejects you

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

Much to their surprise, many men that think they'll die young will outlive their youth. Myself included. Planning for suicide when it's not absolutely concrete is foolish. Don't cut off your friends or live recklessly. You'll just end up old and lonely and in poor health, forced to cope with your own foolishness.

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

Well Im 28 now and havent seen anyone outside of people at work in years.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

muchas garcias amigo for the 420

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

Thanks for the big dinner, whats good. You guys sure are quiet on weekends

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

hit em with the gay parry

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

Hey guys whats the official cutoff for BBC status? I think I might be able to add it as a title but I wanna be sure

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

Eight inches I think. Although one of us will need to validate it.

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

tfw 7.4 inches white cock

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

W-w-where are you based?

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

far far away from you

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

Jesus christ. Fucking voracious carnivores. I figured my 6.3 was just above cutoff. Fucking christ
Thirstfags begone

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

just beeeeeeeeeee yourself essay

Carter Green
Carter Green

tfw no overweight 30 year old reality accepting bf

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

Stay clean user and hope you liked the food you made.

You stay clean too also your surroundings. Why you getting drunk for the last time?

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Jaxon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gonzalez

I loved my food. I don't cook too too often but when I do I always make good work

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Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

tfw you want to tell your crush that you like him and it have been troubling you awhile now
I really like him and want to tell him but i'm not sure. I don't want to scare him away, i hate this so much.

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Brandon King
Brandon King

Anyone else like to listen to love songs and cry for several hours every once in a while?

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Dominic Green
Dominic Green

I think I'm dating the best bf I can get and the relationship is too good for me honestly
But my lack of experience dating makes me feel like it's too early for me to settle down but I dont want to end it with current bf or suggest we take a break because a break would surely end it or crush him enoughwe'd never be able to date again
Anyone else ever been in this situation
I want to know what it's like to date someone other than him, but I cant do anything about it.

Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry

Please fuck my ass in brisbane!!!!!!!!!!!

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

I don't cry but I like putting on sadboy lofi trash with those weird edited cartoon visuals and just wallowing in my sadness. Its cringey but I like doing it, its cathartic.

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

that's pretty fucking gay desu, user

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

If you're happy don't end it. If you're not happy, end it. Simple. 'Taking a break' sounds like a dumb meme and if someone was to suggest that to me and see someone else during this 'break', I'd split it off. Why would it ever be too early to settle down, unless he is not the one you want to settle down with. If you're just looking for more sexual experiences with other people and are willing to give up a loving relationship with someone you see as 'the best I can get', you'll regret it.

Levi Hernandez
Levi Hernandez

What the fuck
No Kryst
No AP
No Ap
Fuck this, I'm leaving. Boring thread for boring faggots now.

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

I miss kryst, he was the biggest faggot of them all

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

always wanted to be a little fuccboi
finally start losing weight, used to be morbidly obese
lost almost 100lb but still overweight
decide to shave legs for the first time in my life today
they were horrible and hairy before
my face when they're nice and smooth now
my face when they're less discoloured looking
my face when they're... still not that great because they're fucking huge and I want sticc legs
also worried that my jogging will make them too muscular for what I want in the end too so I might be fucked out of cute sticc legs either way, especially since my shins are already weirdly shaped yet hard so I'd assume not very fatty
It's an abstract kind of feel.

I just want to walk around and show off thin legs and a nice butt in some skinny jeans and a weeb t-shirt.

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Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

stick legs aren't cute, so don't stop jogging lol.

Bentley White
Bentley White

I kinda want a bf a foot taller than me, but im 5'4 so its unlikely its so unfair ;_;

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

if you ever need me, all you have to do was call upon the spirits

the gay spirits

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Jason Rodriguez
Jason Rodriguez

It's glorious, these threads are so comfy now and last so much longer

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Easton Allen
Easton Allen

welp looked who fucked up, my day was busy til I read this gay little post

looks like I have something new to do all day long

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Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

but im 5'4 so its unlikely

It's more likely for you than the vast majority of people, user. Even here, where everyone is apparently <5'8 and 18 years old, I've seen plenty of people taller than me and I'm 6'3. It's not hard to find someone that's 6'4

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

Not him but atleast you're better than Kryst

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

i'm 6'3
h-hi user

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

It's so warm today anons...

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

The thread is better without your presence

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

Juan at least used a trip, avatarfags are much worse

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

yes it is, we should blow up the sun

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

I got 8 hours of sleep but I feel hot and like I'm going to pass out and my eyes hurt to keep open

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

But then it'll be super cold!

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

you can just wear a really big coat even if you strip naked now it's STILL HOT

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

What are you going to do today /r9gay/?

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

nude under a coat sounds sort of comfy

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

Need a cuddlestarved bf who will just let me hold him for hours.

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Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

Sit on the computer same as every day

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

I'm NOT going to drink.
Absolutely not!

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

I am always late to everything.

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Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

guy brings up the 16 personality types
then shows me a compatibility chart of the types rated 1-6
we're a 5
he says "hey it could work"
i reply "yeah, but it's not a 6. too risky."
time passes and he doesn't respond
wait, was he...
ah crap, why do i always do this

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Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

Remember, love doesn't exist and if you are foolish enough to believe in it you're only handing another person the power to hurt or destroy you.

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Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

tfw no bf to check 'em

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

How are you homos doing today?

Enjoying your lazy Sunday?

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

Anyone who brings up that shit unironically is probably a retard, so you just dodged a bullet.

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

Agreed they already have an lgbt for this grim degeneracy

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

That sounds like it would be really nice...

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

user i met online a week ago is driving 3 hours to see me
wtf did i do wrong?

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Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

You're a degenerate normie slut who is probably going to get some kind of STD, that's what you did wrong. Fuck off back to one of the following:

/soc/
/lgbt/

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

what if he murders you or something?

Michael Walker
Michael Walker

i met him from /lgbt/ lel ;-;

is there any other outcome other than me dead in an alleyway?
tfw he's 6'4" 200lbs
tfw i'm 5'7" 140lbs
why did i do this

Adam Ortiz
Adam Ortiz

or his big dick down YOUR alleyway

Josiah Phillips
Josiah Phillips

came inside
passed out
snuggled by a bigger boy

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

This was too low in content apparently.

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Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

no...
i made it clear there would be no lewd except for maybe kissing

Justin Long
Justin Long

GAYS CANNOT BE ROBOTS WHEN WILL YOU LOSERS GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD

YES I AM ENVIOUS AND BITTER AND ANGRY, YOU FAGS CAN GET LAID SO FUCKING EASY ITS UNREAL

GET OFF R9K AND GO HAVE SEX

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

I'm not gay, I'm straight. Just have one question for you guys. Why the fuck do you keep trying to hit on a straight man when he clearly shows no interest? Do we have to just straight up tell you faggots "im not gay, leave me alone." I swear this shit has happened to me abput a dozen times since I got out of high school (29 now) and it's happens about 4 or 5 times within the last 2 years, almost always at the gym. You faggots are annoying.

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

he's 6'4 200lbs
you're 5'7 140lbs

I think it will be completely his choice whether any lewd stuff happens user...

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

Stop being gay.
t. God

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William Reed
William Reed

Start existing.
t. Bedora :DDD

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

You must look pretty fucking gay if that keeps happening to you

Do you eye the other dudes in the showers?

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

t. moron
There's no way you get hit on that often if you weren't already sending some signals beforehand.

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

just say
"sorry, but I'm not interested, I have a husband."
saying "sorry, but I'm not interested, I have a wife."
should also work most of the time, but some gays are twisted as heck and will somehow see that as an opportunity to seduce the bi-curious out of you.
for some reason those same gays won't try if you're in a gay committed relationship.

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

No. Look. I've made accounts on grindr out of curiosity i'm not gay or anything inb4 repressed, no, and what happened is i got flooded by tons of nudes and messages from guys looking to suck my dick. You have no excuse for being a virgin. No. Excuse. For. Being. A. Virgin.

Evan Turner
Evan Turner

i'd like snuggles too, but maybe thats too intimate for a first date?
but i think he'll respect my decisions

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

It's high time for these threads to end. It's 100% spillover from /lgbt/ and /soc/ and it's enough. Who would be interested in helping me put an end to this once and for all?

James Lopez
James Lopez

user you don't drive 3 hours for someone you met a week ago for just kissing

Lucas Fisher
Lucas Fisher

no just cuddle up watch something together it'll be nice and you wont regret it

Carson Sanders
Carson Sanders

I wouldn't mind them if they were actually robots. But they're not. Every single one of them can get laid in less than an hour.

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

Most gay men are relatively straight-acting. Meaning that they're masculine and don't give any obvious signs that they're gay. This can make it difficult to judge whether another guy is gay or straight. Gaydar is not a real thing, user. The only way to know is to flirt with guys you like and see if they reciprocate.

We have all these hang-ups and preconceptions about homo stuff. A lot of guys like playing hard to get. They might be open to being with a man, but they don't want to be gay. So it creates this weird dynamic, it's a little like how girls say 'no' because they don't want to seem slutty when actually they just want to be 'forced.'

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

the only thing that makes someone a robot is being a virgin

fuck off incel

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

tfw really cute but will never get into a relationship because there's a 99% chance I will get ditched after a few years

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Andrew King
Andrew King

Literally all you have to do is find someone you're attracted to, addict them to having sex with you, get interested in their life, and bam, you have a boyfriend. Its so god damn easy. Or you can just have sex without the getting interested in their life part. You're all a bunch of normies.

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

maybe..
ah idk

im about to see him in 30 minutes
if I make it out alive, do y'all want an update?

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

What if I hypothetically met a dude from grindr and went over to his house, where he sucked my cock? Hypothetically, I might feel nervous and uncomfortable doing it with a stranger that I barely know, have no emotional attachment to, and am not necessarily super attracted. From a purely hypothetical standpoint I might have trouble getting and staying hard enough to penetrate his tight anus, especially considering that it isn't naturally self-lubricating. Just hypothetically speaking here it might put a bad taste in my mouth, leading me to avoid those bland emotionless hookups and seek a loving relationship instead.

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

if I make it out alive, do y'all want an update?
Yes pleas.
Have a good time, don't lead him on too much.

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Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

You can also go pay a prostitute to have sex with you and "addict them to having sex with you", that wouldn't make you not a robot you spaz. Just because you can go on grindr and find some gross fat horny degenerate to suck you off doesn't make every problem you have disappear.

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

yes please, honestly don't be put off if you're forward in a cutesy vulnerable way for snuggles he may find you super cute

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

And you could easily get a hooker or prostitute to bounce on your willy a bit, yet at the end of the day we're still here aren't we.
inb4 american
Our retarded government just made it more difficult, not impossible.

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

No, fuck off. Forever.

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

Why do you beleive that? You could also ditch him right before he does you.

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

It's your own fault for not doing nofap for a few days before your first time user. I mean come on, don't you know how your own god damn body works? Stop making excuses. Do nofap for a week and then do it again.

pay
Shut the fuck up you richfag. Some of us are neets and can't afford a prostitute. And no, you can't addict girls into having sex, only men. As for the meme that on grindr there's only gross old fat thirsty bald men, that's bullshit and you know it. Its negativity bias. There's plenty of normal people on it. Some of them are even awkward and shy just like you.

I hate you fags so much for having it so fucking easy holy shit.

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

I have had three (3) penii in my butt

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

Not him, but obviously he's referring to the fact that he won't be cute anymore in a few years moron

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

No. I can't AFFORD a fucking hooker. Meanwhile you get sex for FREE you cock worshiper. And not only that, every time you meet up with a stranger off grindr or some other gay dating website there's a chance that you might like them and connect and have something long term.

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

richfag
Far from you baby, I just understand the concept of spending wisely. And as a NEET you definitely have no excuse monetary wise unless your parents are gouging your money away, just save it up. I'm no fan of prostitutes either, but that option is there regardless.
you can't addict girls into having sex, only men
You aren't going to get some relationship from a grindr invite, I have no idea what could have possibly made you think that is legitimate. And girls are addicts for sex the second chad is involved, everywhere else they're either dryer than the Sahara or settling down with someone else, very few exceptions to this.
some of them are even awkward and shy like you
"Awkward and shy" on Jow Forums tends to mean "complete and total autist" IRL.

Aiden Diaz
Aiden Diaz

If and when you finally have sex you're going to think you were a complete retard for thinking it was so significant. Sex with some gross guy from grindr that would fuck anything that moves is literally as significant as fucking a prostitute for a straight man. It's like saying you can get free food by eating literal shit off of the floor.

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

he thinks fags get laid easily
Spoilers, the spread of virgin.chad gays is very much like virgin/chad straights. These guys are losers who cant get laid, just like you. Meanwhile your pool of potential partners is much higher, so you're honestly more pathetic.

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

same thing happened to me
but after 2 days

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

I make just enough money from freelancing to cover my rent that goes to my parents. Sometimes i can't even afford food. So no, i cannot afford a hooker. And yes you're right, grindr is for hookups, but if you two connect and have fun, you will repeat it. And if you connect when you repeat it maybe one of you suggests doing something other than sex, just hanging out. And then things progress from there. Not only you get to have tons of sex, but every time you can attempt to connect to them and see if it will work out. It's so fucking easy for you holy shit.

I did have sex once user. Almost a decade ago. It was with an ugly girl twice my weight with a disfigured face who was just laying there pretending it wasn't happening. Despite that it was amazing and i would have done it again any time. Sex is the best thing ever. The only reason you normies keep repeating how sex isn't a big deal is to make virgins feel better. So yes, if you can get sex easily, you cannot complain. Go out there. Have sex. Stop whining.

Make. A. Profile. Right. Fucking. Now. MAKE ONE. RIGHT NOW. Then wait literally 5 minutes and you will get spammed with messages. You don't even have to fucking do anything, you just have to go along with it. You fags have it so fucking easy.

Evan Johnson
Evan Johnson

howd go user?

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

And your life is presumably still shit, so you having sex has zero bearing on whether or not you're a robot. Being able to have sex is meaningless if it's not sex you want. No one here wants to go on grindr, we want actual meaningful relationships and we can't get just get those.

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

Did you not fucking read what i said? Have sex first then if you connect you can turn it into something more if that's what you're after. You don't have any excuse. At all. Stop whining and get out there.

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

we he sucked me off

Justin Green
Justin Green

Then why can't you do that? If gays aren't robots because we can find some fat 50 year old whale to fuck us and then lure him into a relationship via sex, then most straightbots aren't robots because you can fuck some lumpy monster or fuck a retarded single mom and make them your Geee eff.
These threads have been here since 2014 at the very least, it's not spillover from Jack shit. Some boots are gay mongrel, keep it down.

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

ugly
no personality
gross in general physically
autistic and retarded
can't be a robot
Lmao have a (you)

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

I don't give a shit if you're gay, but 99.99999% of the posters here are normies who want boyfriends, sex, to go outside, have jobs, ect. That's what I don't like.

Nicholas Rivera
Nicholas Rivera

The vast majority of people on this board are and have always been like that. Very few people here WANT to be robots, let alone stay robots. So that's not a criticism unique to these threads.
Tfw no gf reeee
Literally means "I don't want to be a robot, give me a life please"

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

Have sex first then if you connect you can turn it into something more if that's what you're after.

This literally never ever happens nor would you even want it to and you could only ever believe this if you had no actual experience with it. You act as though every problem we have could be solved by fucking weirdos on grindr. If you had met anyone here you'd know most people here are completely fucked in the head.

Dylan White
Dylan White

not wanting to be a robot
Pretty extreme indicator of a normie.

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

That's not how I define normie but sure if that's your definition then 99% of "robots" are failed normies
They'll never get it.

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

that tall and a sub?
did you snuggle at least?
a little unpure and disappointing i feel let down

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Again with the only fat bald old guys use grindr meme. user. I've seen it myself. Its not true. Yes there are old guys on it but there are plenty of normal guys just like you there too. I'm a robot because no girl would ever even think about giving me a chance.

How many times. I swear to god. How many times do i have to say it. Make. A. Profile.
MAKE
A
PROFILE
For fucks sake.

Yes. That's exactly how it happens. You have sex first, and then if you connect you turn it into something more. Yes there are exceptional snowflakes (and there's actually quite a few from what i've seen) who want to go on a few dates first, but generally you have sex first and then you connect. As for not wanting it to happen this way, that's just cope and rationalization. Start by first getting rid of your preconception that people on grindr are weirdos and old people. Go out there and see for yourself. Have some conversations. You'll see how wrong you are. And most importantly. STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE A ROBOT.

Every time. Every fucking time i scroll past your thread i get triggered because i know how fucking easy it is for you fags. Stop. Fucking. Whining. Get yourself out there. Talk. Have conversations. Meet up with people.

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

make a profile
what profile are you talking about

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

Holy fucking shit did thinking about cocks really damage your brain so much you faggot? A GAY DATING APP PROFILE. Pick any one. Grindr. Classifieds websites like craigslist. Hell you can even meet gays on tinder. And most major cities have local gay dating chatrooms, apps or websites.

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

yeah that profile is the first thing I thought about but the idea of suggesting making a profile to someone autistic and unattractive seems like the most retarded advice so I dismissed it

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

No it's not. You're assuming people here aren't complete social retards. If you're a robot, I.E someone unlikely to be physically attractive in the first place, as well as having mental problems as most here seem to have, you're not going to find anyone other than fat weirdos and you don't want, nor will you likely be able to get (because even fat weirdos are more socially competent than most people here), an actual relationship from them. You've never met a single person from here if you think they can 'just do' anything you suggest.
How about you have talk and have conversations with gay robots so you can stop spewing nonsense about things you clearly know nothing about? If anything it sounds like you're the normie here. What robot would legitimately think this is valid advice?

Stop. Fucking. Whining. Get yourself out there. Talk. Have conversations. Meet up with people.

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

sex hookup applications
Fucking disgusting.

Brody Clark
Brody Clark

I despise faggots

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Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

Takes one to know one loser.

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

You don't even have to lead the conversation, you just have to go along with it. And even if you screw up and burn one bridge being gay means you've been born in a sea of thousands upon thousands of bridges. Regardless of how autistic you are, you are going to get laid. You are going to get comfortable with talking and socializing. Experienced gays will literally walk you through everything. And there's thousands of them out there. You have zero fucking excuse.

Let me say it again you autistic little shit. YOU HAVE SEX FIRST AND THEN YOU CONNECT. How hard is it to fucking understand this? And again with the preconception that only sluts who want cock use these apps. Fucking hell TRY IT YOURSELF AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. Fucking talk to people. Experiment. Learn. Grow.

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

you are going to get laid
You are going to get comfortable with talking and socializing
Experienced gays will literally walk you through everything

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Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

be me
be a butthurt robot
be incredibly mad at gay robots because they "have it easy"
go into an r9gay and yell at fags because im so fucking mad

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

why does my penis have to be so small? its not fucking fair boys

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Cooper Sullivan
Cooper Sullivan

Really miliking them (you)s today aren't ya.

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

Grindr is all gross men, maybe not all fat in their 50s, but gross nonetheless.
But let's ignore the fact that straights can just as easily fuck the female dregs of society with enough effort. Or the fact that gays in non-metropolitan areas/non-western countries literally can't find dates. Or the fact that gays in non metropolitan areas can get killed or beaten or disowned for existing. Or the fact that social anxiety can destroy yoour chances of ever dating. Or how being a genetic abomination makes you untouchable, especially in a large city. Or how about depression/anxiety and also the assossiated medicines making sex incredibly difficult.
Nope, let's look at none of that. Average looking gaybots in NYC or LA can have sex once or twice tops, therefore all gaybots can't be bots. There aren't any logical holes in that argument at all.
Baitposters like you need to be banished to the fucking Gobi desert

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

(you)
Why don't you have a girlfriend, just do it bro. Stop being lazy, just go to a bar and find a bar slag. Smash that puss dawg.

Josiah Stewart
Josiah Stewart

Every person in this board could get laid in less than an hour if they actually wanted to, but then, they would have nothing to complain about.

Actual robots don't exist, every person in this board is just pretending.

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

/r9gay/

When where youy when the humans lost?
It's over, the last bastion fell, the kikes won, now the world will forever be just normalniggers serving the jews.

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Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

maybe they dont want to just get laid, crazy stuff

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

Go on tinder
See my ex that moved 100 miles away for uni
Still in love with him

I wasn't ready for this lads, he still looks just as beautiful and happy as when we were together

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Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

Whole website for that to be fair.

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

Yes that's exactly what is happening. Fuck off and make that profile so you stop coming here.

straights can just as easily fuck the female dregs of society
Only if they have their life sorted out. Job. Apartment. Car. Etc.
gays in non-metropolitan areas/non-western countries literally can't find dates
Move to a nearby city. Start talking to gays in nearby cities. Go on a train or a bus to meet them. Ask them to drive. Drive to them. So many fucking options. And yes, even in non-western conservative countries there's plenty of gays on these websites and apps. I've seen it myself.
Or the fact that gays in non metropolitan areas can get killed or beaten or disowned for existing.
This is so fucking rare its hilarious that you would even bring it up.
Or the fact that social anxiety can destroy yoour chances of ever dating.
You don't have to do shit. You just have to get along with it. Experienced gays will be gentle and caring if you tell them its your first time. After you do it a couple of times you will get comfortable and get out of your shell. Another excuse.
Or how being a genetic abomination makes you untouchable, especially in a large city.
MAKE A FUCKING PROFILE MAKE A FUCKING PROFILE MAKE A FUCKING PROFILE MAKE A FUCKING PROFILE
Or how about depression/anxiety and also the assossiated medicines making sex incredibly difficult.
Like SSRI's? Taper off or quit cold turkey start physically exercising every day and get plenty of sex to get out of your autistic shell. There, i just cured your meme depression. Unless you have an actual mental condition which is super rare.

Fuck off with your bullshit excuses.

See above. Girls only like you if you have your life sorted out. Job, apartment, car, etc. But if you're gay, you can get laid without even trying. Now fuck off and get laid.

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

Explain how that is true

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

That's my point, gay robots don't want to just get laid, either.

David Howard
David Howard

redpill me on asian bfs plz

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

Bar sluts will fuck any guy with teeth if you applied your own advice about being confident. Hell, older women will too. But you won't, you are full of shit and you will tell everyone why it is easy but magically hard for you.

It is easier to start a relationship if you are straight, but harder to get casual sex. The opposite is true if you are gay. The gay people here are here because they don't like gay culture or hookup culture, as they find it fucking disgusting. A point you missed entirely when you recommended people have casual sex with creepy perverts and diseased sluts.

Cameron King
Cameron King

Because my good user, you are in fact a raging homosexual.

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

I've seen it myself
What are you doing on gay hookup apps? Research?

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

Where did i fucking say you have to be confident? I just said to make a profile and play along with it. You can be a stuttering idiot and you will still get laid if you're gay. Its not a hookup culture, sex is just the interview process for a relationship if you're gay. And its fucking awesome. Not only you get to score instantly, but there's a chance you will connect with the person and live a happy life together. And if you don't like having sex with men you're not a gay man.

I just wanted to see how its like for gays. And it changed everything. I started hating girls because of you fags. When you talk to a gay dude he's usually very understanding and really gets into the conversation and wants to have sex with you. With a girl you constantly need to entertain her, and compete with 200 other guys for her attention. Fuck that. You fags have nothing to complain about. Nothing.

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

They're great if you like short, slim men with boyish looks.

Jacob James
Jacob James

r9gay threads have been here since 2014. Fuckoff polcuck, your image is trash anyways
Only if they have their life sorted out
Not really, but the same standard applies to gays anyways
Move to a nearby city
I'm from the middle of god knows fuck where. We don't have a bus route in my town and I don't have money for an apt in the city. The nearest job to me is an hour away by foot and I dont have a car or a driver's license. Most bots are gonna be in similar scenarios, then again straights can do this too so fuckoff.
Even in non western conservative countries
Yes because the gay scene is booming in brazil, russia, africa, the middle east, china. Sure man, thats totally legit
This is so rare
My own mother literally told me to kys when I came out. The stats are out there and they plainly show this is a common enough occurrence to be a concern for gays. No argument.
You don't have to do shit
Thats not how social anxiety works fucktard, I have to start interaction or go through with their requests. I can get anxiety attacks just by being in crowded rooms, you expect me to go to a gaybar and let myself get picked up?
You'll come out of your shell
Social. Anxiety. It doesn't go away, ever. You cant unlearn it.
MAKE A PROFILE
No argument.
Taper off or quit
Nobody should quit their meds for gaysex
Actual mental condition which is super rare
FUCKING MONDO KEK. MY SIDES AHHH! Baitposter you're a funny guy you know that?
Actual mental illness is retardedly common on this board
Girls only like you if you're sorted out
We're talking about the DREGS OF SOCIETY. Not stacy or her friend becky. We're talking about that hambeast at the library who only wears sweaters with holes in them, smells like old cheese and rotting meat, has literal roast beef in her pants, and can't function without welfare.

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Justin Wood
Justin Wood

if you don't like having sex with men you're not a gay man.

What if you like having sex with men, but not strangers?

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

the same standard applies to gays anyways
No it fucking doesn't. Do it outside. Do it at his place. Do it in a bus. Do it in a car. You can have sex anywhere.
straights can do this too so fuckoff
You tell a girl you live in bumfuck nowehre with your parents without a car she will drop you in a heartbeat. You tell the same to some gay guy you met online and he will offer to drive to you.
the gay scene is booming in brazil, russia, africa, the middle east, china. Sure man
Actually yes, you can find gays even in those countries.

And i'm way too lazy to address all your other points. Just fucking stop whining and get yourself out there you drugged out spaz.

THEN FUCKING TALK TO HIM FOR A FEW DAYS ON THE APP TO GET COMFORTABLE

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

You have a poor understanding of love if you think it's so shallow it can develop over the course of only a few days.

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

And you're retarded for thinking you can fall in love without any physical intimacy.

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

every guy I know seems to drink a ton
for some reason find that incredibly alienating even if they never do anything bad because of it, just because it feels like they do act slightly different and as someone who has never drank alcohol, to concept is completely unknown to me

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Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

"straight" neighbours sees my sprouting tranny boobs
get a message 10 minutes ago whether i want to have any fun

and I thought prison gay was a meme

Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

No It doesn't
Yes it does. I'm not getting a bf as a smelly, carless, poor, ugly, depressed NEET. Def not getting fucked either.
He'll drive to you
If your choice of female worthless trash has a car, she'll drive to you too. Remember we're talking about the lowest tier of woman. If we have to settle then you do too.
You can find gays even in these countries
There is a very large gap between "Can find gays" and "Can get laid and or a boyfriend in these countries despite being an ugly hambeast depressed NEET freak"
I'm way too lazy to address all of your other points
A.K.A I've been blown out so hard my ass is the size of mars but I wont admit it.
If you can't or wont defend your position then you lose the argument. Thems the rules
Just stop whining and get yourself out there
"Just beeeee yourself user and you'll get a gf bro ;) "
Without any physical intimacy
Thats not his argument at all

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Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

So are you going to have fun with the straight guy?

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

Holy fucking shit you giant hairy fucking cock. Shut the fuck up, make a profile, start talking to people in your area or in nearby cities, make connections, meet up, have awkward sex and then never fucking come back.

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

when people have sex,is that also alienating to you?

Carson James
Carson James

I have a boyfriend so no desu. He's not too cute either

Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

Holy shit stop blasting my argument out of the water and just beeeeeeee yourself.
You're no fun anymore baitposter. I thought you could keep up the act for atleast a few more posts. This is my last (you) I'm giving you, you've changed too much.

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Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

I'm not telling you to be yourself i'm telling you to make a gay dating profil- actually if you haven't gotten it through your thick skull by now you probably never will.

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

barely ate for an entire month because i didnt see much reason to live
lost nearly all of my stomach fat
damn you boys should try this shit

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

Faggots deserve the death penalty

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Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

Why do you even think this

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

It's not a question of whether we deserve it.
Memento mori anonymous.

Angel Price
Angel Price

Well I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head, that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day

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Connor Price
Connor Price

Hes an avatarfaggot. His opinion is worthless. Don't talk to him.
Is this a poem of did this actually happen? I like it either way.

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

Because faggotry is degenerate.

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Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

and why does being degenerate matter?

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

Because degeneracy destroys societies.

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Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

I got ghosted again for the second time. Why do you fags do this?

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Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

are you genuinely retarded? Why the fuck are you engaging?

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

and why would the destruction of society be a bad thing?

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

both retarded and bored as fuck

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

Did you try to ERP?

Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan Barnes

anything I don't like is degenerate
k bud

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Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

posts a literal prostitute Jow Forums orbited
talking about degeneracy

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Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

Because society allows for a high standard of living.

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Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

IMG_4171
You were so close.

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Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

No. I have mever initiated a lewd conversation.

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

Close
4000000 posts

What?

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

but surely if everyone was happy no matter if they wanted their ass pounded or not that would qualify as a high standard of living wouldnt it?

Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

You're posting a brainlet meme and quoting his argument, implying hes retarded. But you're image filename implies you're phoneposting, which means you're retarded too. So its ironic.
Im saying you were close to being right.

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Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

I also thought ghosting was a low move, but then I met an extremely boring user from this thread and I just had to ghost him.

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

tfw no monster bf to come out of my closet and scare me

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Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

No because it never just stays at that. You have faggots in schools pushing for their destructive degenerate lifestyles to become mainstream.

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Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

Well, I try my best not to be boring but I can't control what someone thinks about me

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

avatarfag
complaining about degeneracy
says it'll destroy society
literally posting nazishit
Alright cool. No doublethink here.
Anyways whats your definition of degeneracy. Is it just limited to being gay, or maybe other sexual deviancy or is it all "Things I don't like"?
Holy shit I'm so bored I'm actually talking to a avatarfag. Quick, somebody post a QOTD

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Parker Cox
Parker Cox

i mean hey i dont disagree that "fag culture" does go too far sometimes, ive been disgusted by my own experiences with trannies but just because we dont like it doesnt give us the authority to say its wrong

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

Boxers or briefs. Have at it niggaz. Which do you prefer and why?

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Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Pref is briefs

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

Boxer-briefs, every time. If I can't choose the hybrid then I'm picking boxers. Breifs just feel constricting. Plus I like the way a guy looks on his back in boxers pitching a tent. It's the male equivalent of absolute territory. You know what's under there and it's waiting for you, but you can't see it yet, you have to come collect your prize yourself.

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

That's exactly it, I'm not that interesting or good at conversations myself, but at least I try. The best I could get out of him were 5 word replies and we talked for about a week.

I just didn't feel like putting more effort into it.

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

because you probably weren't interesting enough in the first place

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

So just came across this thread. Curious, how do you guys decide who tops? Do most of you just have preference one way or the other? Which is the most common?

Isaiah Taylor
Isaiah Taylor

It's all preference. It's the same thing with straight couples, although you just don't notice it. Everyone is either top or bottom, man or woman.

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

You'd ask before you get to the bedroom or when you text them asking to fuck. Not like anybody from these threads is getting a chance to ask that anyways
Most gays have a preference yes.
Bottom is most common IIRC.

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

according to the last few polls bottoms were the minority

Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

tfw have a bf but pretty sure he is completely indifferent to me

Carter White
Carter White

I'd have thought it would be the opposite. Why is bottoming so popular?

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

Bottom is the most common in the non prison demographic.

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

guy messages me 3 times in less than half an hour without getting a reply

is this a redflag gaynons?

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

Depends on the content of the messages and what was said beforehand.

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

If all you wanted to do is fuck someone you could fuck a roastie. It's a hell of a lot easier than navigating gay sex. No, gay guys are gay because they like DICK. They like getting FUCKED.

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

ahh, my mistake. For some reason that seems quite unfortunate. Although If the polls were from here I'd chalk it up to prisons not wanting a man's dick in their ass.
If I had to pull a reason out of my ass then Id say prostate stimulation + increased likelyhood to be submissive/feminine within gays.
guy sends 3 messages to me and I blow him off like an asshole
Is this a redflag gaynons?

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Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

Momocon was really fun but people I went with were retarded and messed up getting a hotel so we just drove home
Didnt get to fuck some cosplay butt so im upset over that

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Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

I spent 45 hours with a guy hugging and sucking and kissing and humping, and now I'm just worn out. Been touched enough for a whole month.

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

driving around malibu with family
watch the single prettiest, sweetest-looking guy i've ever seen walk around barefoot
get depressed realizing i'm never going to see him again

Why even go on living

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Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

d'aww. You can never have enough cuddles, though. Is he nice?

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

redpill me on chubby bfs?

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

He's a sweetheart, but maybe I've gotten so used to being alone that I find more comfort in that position. Plus, a large age difference might be why I can't keep up with such marathon love-making.

Levi Clark
Levi Clark

large age difference

how large?

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

I like 'em, but I'm probably in the minority there. No landwhales, though.

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

Different user.

Six years older than my bf.

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

That sounds cute user, good on you.
get out normalscum
Whats landwhale cutoff? Asking for my milf's amigo's son

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

does it cause problems?(or interesting situations or anything...?)

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

Think a little bigger than Chris Pratt when he was fat. I'm willing to go pretty fucking far as long as they have nice facial features and a hairstyle that I like. It helps if you have a hairy chest to make you look more masculine than blubbery.

William Jackson
William Jackson

Redpill me on fucking hispanics while wearing a maga hat and calling them a spic who is going to build the wall

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

tfw no bf to cuddle in bed with while listening to courtney barnett albums

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

kinda nasty desu
hispanics are cute sometimes

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

You'll be forced to an hero eventually, so you'll get what you want. I don't see why not.

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

tfw i'm messaging a cute guy but something comes up and it takes me 10-20 minutes to reply sometimes and then he stops messaging

i fucked up guys

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

He's less experienced, but still pretty mature. More mature than me in some ways. I've been having trouble taking the lead and making sure that the relationship progresses. It doesn't seem like a serious problem though. We're also a little out of sync when it comes to pop culture. I'll remember something that he was too young to be around for, for example. It makes me feel old.

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

Why is it that the gay community enjoys more handsome men than the straight community? I hate the fat, sloppy assholes the straight community demands us women to like.

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Thomas Barnes
Thomas Barnes

us women
Leave f*moid.

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Ryan Green
Ryan Green

Don't worry, I'm just lurking for sexy men and penises. I just want to say that /r9g/ has the best taste in men, hands down.

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Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

Why do people who are sexually attracted to this thing want it to be sexually attractive??!?!?!?!
Hets want relatable men, not competition.

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Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

I want to masturbate. Why don't some good Samaritan among you link me a nice gay porno for inspiration?
Masculine guys only, please. No twink/ borderline pedophile bullshit.

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen


Good taste in men
Post anime slenders
I'm sorry your mental illness has progressed to the point of larping as a female on a gay thread. Genuinely sorry 4u.

Noah Sanders
Noah Sanders

do want do want DO WNAT DO WNAT DO WANTTTTT

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Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

Huh? The ideal man for most straight women doesn't deviate much from what gay femboys like: taller than 6'0, muscled, and around a 7 out of 10 facially.

Do you just mean you like twinks or something? Just go to /hm/ or /y/ then you'll have a steadier stream than the same recycled pictures here from the depressed gays

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

But what if he embraces you instead and hugs you :)

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

mansurfer.com/video/61777/vince-demerit-hercules

Camden Ramirez
Camden Ramirez

You can actually fuck a snake's cloaca, I wonder if he does it

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

it's a boy so probably not

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

How do I get a big hairy boyfriend?

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

getting fucked in the butt is actually the best feeling ever desu

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

tfw only been fucked in the butt by one person who doesn't even enjoy it, but it still felt amazing for me

I wish I could just be a slut and fuck every guy in the state desu

Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

What's exactly stopping you from being a slut?

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

What does is it feel like senpai? Original question and post

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

I am originally in a relationship

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

That's sweet. Good for you, user
~original~

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

That user from before here, 15-year difference.

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

i did it y'all
and he didnt murder me after all

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Jacob Gomez
Jacob Gomez

guy randomly sends me a shirtless pic in the middle of our non-lewd conversation

wat to do?

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

Come on, give us the juicy details!
Did he fug your bud or not?

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

You have to have sex with him now. There's no other way.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

tell him he's got pepperino nipples and ask if he wants to get a pizza with you

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

I'd honestly rather be the one doing the fugging

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

That's a good thing. There aren't enough homo tops to go around

Josiah Phillips
Josiah Phillips

Nah, I actually prefer them thick n sexy but everyone complains, especially about me liking men who are sexy and clean looking.

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Carter Myers
Carter Myers

That's literally any tinder douche man, I don't exactly see how straight culture pushes a dad-bod autist narrative for ideal male

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

no! there was no fugging...but..
well so we had sushi, then we walked around this shopping complex, and I made him buy animal crossing new leaf so we could play it together, then we drove to this creek-trail that I love.
we walked through the trail and there was this one considerable cliff that he had to help me through. when I went down, I almost fell but he caught me in his arms. then when we had to go back up, he gave me a boost
When we went to the creek, we laid down by the water and cuddled up to each other really closely while we watched The Office. i know i know so romantic
i had my arm over his stomach and he had his around my shoulder and down my back
i could feel his breathing and his man smell was intoxicating but i didnt tell him that
when the episode was over, he put the phone down, leaned over, and kissed me lightly
it was awkward but i liked that and so did he. it made the fantasy seem more real..
we kissedagain, then we laid in each other's arms for a small while. we couldnt cuddle for too long because these guys were walking towards us through the water.
i got up and climbed the walls so quick, i was out of there like i was barry allen
when he caught up to me, he told me he laughed and waved goodbye to the strangers. what a cocky jerk c:
we walked to his car, i was so nervous i couldnt say much after that
when we got to his car he kissed me one last time, but for longer
...
thats about it
this was my first date btw /blog

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Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

does anyone else enjoy the act of drying oneself with a towel?
not in a sexual sense, just in a "it feels good" sense
to get dry is a beautiful thing

John Martin
John Martin

showers and being clean in general is a really nice feeling desu

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

for sure user, so is wearing your pajamas and bathrobe afterward
I feel like uncle owen

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

Hory shit so cuuuuuuute! You made it user, how does it feel? How cute was he? Do you have plans for another date? How did it feel to have another mans muscles enveloping you? Was his benis hard through his pants?
You know you're gonna have to leave this place if you fully make it out right?

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Leo Williams
Leo Williams

Hey seb, I had a great time with you.

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

chris stop dont use my name
i had a really great time toooo

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

it feels pretty greattt and he's pretty cute! though i think he'd rather be called handsome
and uh idk about all those other questions but i cant wait for the future and what could become of us
I hope I can finally leave this place! it's been a... ride with you all, and i hope you all get us lucky as me!

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

yes I have felt one inside my butt. Felt pretty good desu

Chase Kelly
Chase Kelly

Alright well its time to get a room. I'd like as few taken gays in the thread as possible, and even fewer couples. You're gonna make us feel bad
554
Almost.
Anyways if you do make it out you should write down some of that secret gay discord tech so we can all get bfs like you stoner

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Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

How you doing my (((fellow gays))) are you guys checking out intomore.com the new hip webzine targeting queer millennials started by grindr?

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Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

yea definitely! and alright i'll take my gay ass somewhere else c:

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

Jesus christ what fucking abomination thought this site was a good idea

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Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

Here's my story of how my relationship began, Jow Forums

be me
hanging out with good friend after work, going to mcdonalds
I start to complain that my legs hurt, which they did since I worked all day walking around outside
he offers to give me a piggyback ride
I unironically stutter at my reply and say no
he insists again, I say "ok fine"
He gives me a piggyback and it's no issue since hes like 6"4 and I'm only 5"4 and about 110 lbs.
Tells me I'm really light and asks if I've been eating. Also tells me I smell really nice
Super embarrassed now so I just quietly say thanks
We are alone at the park on the way to mcdonalds and then he puts me down by one of the swings and then tells me he really likes me.
I reciprocate and right after, he slowly leans in and we have a nice short sweet kiss in the park

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

So yeah r9k, thats how the universe literally threw a boyfriend at me for free

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John Ortiz
John Ortiz

dont be a nog dude, there is much more backstory to this that I didnt type

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

then type the rest of the fucking backstory niglet, not like anything else is going on.

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Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

Good morning user-kuns, unless you're heading to bed then good night, sleep tight and sweetest dreams. To the awake ones, hope you have a wonderful morning/day/evening or night I wish you all best. Stay comfy and safe out there.

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Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

ok gaybots, lets just put this out there. just say something like "sorry i just dont wanna talk to you anymore, its not working." thats all it takes, really.

William Miller
William Miller

donts be sad its over, be happy it happened, user

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Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

I dunno, I think it's a bit much to expect that of people from Jow Forums. You really think the same faggots that'll get a heart attack at a boy talking to them irl would take the time to write out "It's not gonna work out sorry"rather than just do a quick block and move on?

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

no cute BF to lock in chastity

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Jordan Turner
Jordan Turner

having to face the boy I didn't talk to for 5-8 days
He now knows I knew what I was doing
Have to talk to him, which gives him an opportunity to call me out
Then I have to feel like an asshole because I acknowledged the guy I just fucked with
or
Ignore everything and hope it goes away
I think you see the superior choice here :D

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Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

I like that you make a habit of posting these. I always know Im in the comfy thread when I see your posts. Thank you greeting-user

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

But regardless you still know what you did was shitty, at least redeem yourself to some extent by confronting him and being an adult about it as opposed to just repressing more than you already do. It'll just come back to bite you, with at least one of those options you can say you tried to make it right.

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

where the cute anime boys @

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Levi Parker
Levi Parker

tfw boring ugly fatboi who will never find anyone
tfw i have no face

Feels bad man

Anthony Barnes
Anthony Barnes

2018
no cure for being a faggot
what even is the point of science

John Carter
John Carter

is Kingdom Hearts an essential homogame?

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

Not sure what kingdom hearts has to do with being gay, but its an essential series in general.
I'm going to sleep and when I wake up I expect that backstory in full

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Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

tfw bf found out I was paranoid posting about him
calms me down and makes me feel more secure and trusting of him
He's so amazing, I really don't know how I got so lucky. I can't believe I'm actually going to see him in two days!

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Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

I hate you so much but I desperately wish I was you.

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

Post more images so I can put your posts in my fucking filter. Most taken gaynons don't obsessively post about their bfs and actually have interesting things to say or have advice to give once in a while. You're just an attention whore and we all need you to kick rocks

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

I only post about gay things in the gay thread
If I want to make actual posts I'll post them somewhere else or talk to people irl.

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

start adding images to your posts so i can filter you and your sad arse as well.

William Foster
William Foster

He probably doesn't even actually have a boyfriend. Just a pathetic fag larping to escape his misery.

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

its like taking a shit
literally no difference

Jace Myers
Jace Myers

Probably.
I'm not sad. I can handle most couples being here, because they have things to say or interesting advance and stories, this guy has nothing
Why do this? Not like many threads on this board are of any quality, but if you have advice/stories/questions/jokes that fit in this thread then post them.

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

because he likes it when i make posts about him? I probably wouldn't even post here at all anymore if he didn't. I actually sometimes do make a couple posts for advice, but they're formatted in a different way and don't use images. Not like I ever get any meaningful responses anyway.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

Came close this week but then I got scared and then my bf said he had a crush on someone else, called me a good person and broke up.

Tfw you got dumped for the idea of another person

Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

this guy made me smile,you just made me frown,please stop posting

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

Not like I ever get any meaningful responses anyway
Thats just the nature of this board and partially the site as a whole. Then again maybe I'm not making things better by posting like this either.
Fuck it whatever.
He made me frown. I'm alone and wasn't thinking about that till I saw his post. I'd like to feel that less often.

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

don't derive misery from other people's happiness

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

We're all going to die alone aren't we? I don't want to die alone. I want to be loved.

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

this user posted it before me.
Grow a spine and let other people enjoy their life without being such a piece of shit

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

HEY SAD PEOPLE, THE THING YOU FAGGOTS ARE SAD ABOUT NOT HAPPENING TO YOU JUST HAPPENED TO ME
ISN'T THAT COOL?
C'MON GUYS FEEL GOOD FOR ME!
This is like eating a whole pizza by yourself in front of an OA meeting, Or drinking a whole case of beer in front of an AA meeting and getting pissed when they give you fucked up looks.
You can at least be not a fuckwad about it.

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

I like biological female pussy.

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

If you accept other people's happiness without trying to tear them down then you're just a complacent loser. They don't deserve to escape the misery.

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

sounds like you deserve to be miserable, user.

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

its not about you not being allowed to be happy,its about you being a faggot about it,maybe if you would shut your mouth and let people enjoy their life youd be liked and not be in this situation where a post makes you go sadboi mode

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

I know I do. I accept my position in life. You deserve to be miserable too.

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

You can enjoy your life, that's fine. You can even have a boyfriend and tell us about it. But you avatarfag and post here every other thread about your mongrel bf.
If you want to share bf stories or whatthefuckever once in a while go ahead. But on top on my earlier point about drinking beer in front of recovering alchoholics, I've never seen you post anything of value despite your avatarfagging and your post frequency.
Bf posting is fine with me, because it's usually infrequent and cute enough that I don't mind it, but the shit you post is none of that.

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

I had my first kiss with a guy from grindr today. He squeezed my shoulders while we kissed it is the single most arousing thing anyone has done to me.

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William Allen
William Allen

Im not even the bf poster you retard.
let people enjoy their life and stop sounding like a fucking incel

David Edwards
David Edwards

implying any of you actually want a bf
no, you want an imaginary fantasy of your bf, real life people are too shitty and even if you manage to get one you won't enjoy it after a while
sad but true

Noah King
Noah King

You let a man touch your shoulders user? That's very very cute but I'm sorry to say you're a filthy degenerate now. Hop on the pile with the handholders and the people that fuck in missionary for procreation

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

you're a slut now

Eli Reed
Eli Reed

having your first kiss be with a guy from grindr

LMAO

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

Sounding like an incel
Nice memeword Facebook. I've already made a solid argument that you can't refute, so now I'm the internet slur of the month. There's nothing wrong with bf posting, having a bf, having sex, and I don't think I'm foreveralone. I just don't want to see this stuff shoved in my face in here all the time, and I especially don't want to see this one specific brand of common bullshit. Is that a difficult request or an unsound argument? You can have your life, I can have mine and we can chat once in a while, just don't shove it in my face often

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

I'll give you a tip to cope:
99% of bfposts are fake

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

I've been tired all day and no coffee will help. What's going on?

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Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

You have fallen for the depression meme user, welcome to the club

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

shaved whole body again today
acne almost completely cleared up
change in workout regiment making it look like i have a rounder butt
skin still pale as hell
feels f u c k i n g good lads

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

I'm jealous
I need to start working on my butt soon and I want to get a tan this summer, I tan really well, but I haven't gone outside alot since I was a kid. I want to look really pretty for him!

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Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

Hello I am the gay hello

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

I'd just point out that this way of thinking is just going to cause you more problems in the long term, you're digging your own grave by secluding yourself and projecting anger and hate onto foreign things.

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

aw :(

How can a virgin be a slut?

I'm from a small town where gay bashing is still a thing, how else am I meant to meet guys? lgbt said grindr is the only place.

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

tfw still no sherlock cowboy bf

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Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

I play a lot of McCree, does that count?

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

Depends on your sr, heheh

Well for real if you have beard it's damn big plus too, I love rugged men so much.

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Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

..I hope I didn't killed this thread oops

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Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

Didn't killed

OUT OUT OUT OUT! GO BACK TO SCHOOL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

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Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

:((( i think I'm too noisy in bed
I can't help but squeak at even the slightest touch

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

That's both good and bad, it means that fucking you in public like the whore you are might be too dangerous, which is a shame. Fucking you in private would be extremely enjoyable since you'd be moaning like a good boy the whole time.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

the composition of /r9gay/:
30% prison gay
20% bara/normal dudes
40% /cuteboys/ crossposters/refugees or unaffiliated cuteboys
10% straight dudes calling posters faggots

who are YOU, user?

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

failed cute boy

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

A normal dude/cuteboy hybrid I think.

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

ugly boy pretending to be cute

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

how do I stop falling in love with boys on the internet who I'll never have the guts to meet up with?

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

At least you're honest user, I appreciate that.

Angel James
Angel James

WHY DOES HE GET ATTENTION AND I DONT

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

I would gtfo of here if I didn't get depressed and have a cowboy bf to cure my depression.

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Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

a cute boy who will never get into a relationship and have sex

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

i could try and be quiet but it's really hard
ive been told i'm cute a few times

Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

50/50 between normal and cute

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

I'm 0.01% aka a failure

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

"Normal dude" probably
all these cute boys

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

Sorrow and dread rot my mind like a malevolus cancer, unfortunately the lathality of the two is not remotely comparable

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Easton Evans
Easton Evans

Homosexuals are not humans but something less, filth

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Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

Faggots are absolute "human" filth that do not deserve to exist

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Brody Baker
Brody Baker

You deserve to burn in literal hell, you are subhuman filth

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Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

This is your tipical homosexual

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Dominic Price
Dominic Price

Homosexuals are human failures

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Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

Homosexuals are mentally ill and full of aids.

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Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

Homosexuals deserve all std they get, filth

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Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

tfw probably chased away the only guy that ever liked you because you went om a self-depricative rant

William Powell
William Powell

You are all subhuman filth, neck yourselves

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Logan Evans
Logan Evans

You deserved it, subhuman abomination

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Easton Morris
Easton Morris

50% P R I S O N
30% Normal dudes
10% Bara
9% Attention whores
1% Closet
I fixed it for you.

Justin Jones
Justin Jones

lgbt said
There is your problem. Pride queens are vile and sex obsessed.

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

I really wish LGBT didn't have the "g" in it. I don't want to be put in the same cathegory of mentally ill retards.

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

tfw be the 40% cuteboy but I also cross dress cause it gets more male attention and I really like male attention :3

So why don't you just suggest me a better place...

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

Normal very straight acting guy who joins in on making fun of gays when straight people do

Justin James
Justin James

Better place for what. State your end goal for others to help give you directions

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

A long term loving relationship pls. I have no experience with relationships and only had my first kiss today.

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

No idea where to find either those things. But I'm sure there are some here who's found someone they love so they can share with you where they found them and how.
so the one you kissed isn't someone you want a lasting relationship with? Why kiss then, to see what it's like?

James Moore
James Moore

keep going to the gym
still on pain everywhere
still nauseous before stepping in
obviously zero results for the time being
I am weak and pathetic, but it gets better r-right? RIGHT!?!?

Oliver White
Oliver White

Normal skelly dude that's trying to get into bara mode and will fail because what's the point if I'm a 5'7" manlet anyway?

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

I'm the same. The positives outweigh the negatives. You'll feel better, look better, and gain more respect and be more attractive. Plus getting fit is what you always wanted right?

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

Why are people doing this shit? If you want to improve your condition get into a real sport or something, not this sick industrial production of muscles.

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

Sports aren't fun

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

We went on a date and he cooked and it seemed like it would have been a bigger issue to tell him not to kiss me idk. Like that user said grindr apparently isn't the best place to find a long term relationship.

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

i want to stop being gay

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

6'4, manly and dicklet just end me already

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

if you are so bothered by gay people why did you even go into this thread? if you ignored this thread you wouldn't get so worked up!

Michael King
Michael King

sports aren't fun but amassing muscle through repetitive, mechanical movements surrounded by sweaty chads on steroids in a closed room is super fun

William Wright
William Wright

Please elaborate your reason why.

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

having muscles is fun pretty fun though

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

ive got so much love to give but nobody to give it to

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

how would you show your love?

Nathan Flores
Nathan Flores

give some of that love to my dick

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

in much too many ways to even begin to go into, a better part of my day is always spent fantasising about the time i could be spending with someone i love

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

Lonely cuteboy shut-in

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

Neither of them are fun, but one of the two requires close to zero interaction with other people, so it's the least of two evil really

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

You can be someone muscle bitch user!

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

Not the best but i have heard success stories. You can meet a person anywhere just random luck if he turns out to be a special someone.

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

Why do these threads even exist? Isn't there /lgbt/?

Thomas Howard
Thomas Howard

/lgbt/ is /soc/ tier, it's 85% ftm trans and it's not for robots. It's awful

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

Nah, trannies took over

John Brown
John Brown

only once when I was 14 with a boy who'd be the only person I'd ever have a relationship with.

I-It felt pretty hot but in a good way

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Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

It's like 90% refugees or people from other boards now

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

Exchange between a group of friends and myself:

friend: haha user you can't afford dual monitors (clearly a joke)
me: yes i can i've got two right here
friend 2: haha yeah but one is a CRT!
me: haha nah it's just an old dell but its a flatscreen
friend 2: (bragging tone) i've got a 1440p dual monitor set up haha
me: yeah well i don't have retard disability money like you do (joking tone)
friend 2: wow, im actually really offended. that was a very offensive thing to say.
friend 2: (leaves)

The subject matter of the jokes that fly around in our discord kind of makes the boundaries a little blurry. We make fun of my dead mother, black people, mexicans, jews, we make fun of each other, we call each other autistic and retarded and faggots. We literally say every racial slur there is and everyone knows that it's a joke.

I've apologized and explained that there was no hostile intent behind the remark and I've given him space but he's still pretending to be offline and I'm still the pariah. Is there anything else I can do to fix this?

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

Tfw you just got back from pounding some qt tight boi ass, feels good man.

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Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

visit discord bf
when its time to sleep he makes me a bed on the couch
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

Maybe bf in this case means bestfriend.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

Can someone please help me with my problem because I need a way of fixing this asap, it's been 17 hours already

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

Have you considered apologizing?

Andrew James
Andrew James

I've apologized and explained that there was no hostile intent behind the remark and I've given him space but he's still pretending to be offline and I'm still the pariah.

I've already apologized, multiple times.

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

Then give him time. If you are good freinds he'll come around. How many days have passed since the misunderstanding?
If it's not like 2 weeks, it should be fine

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

pls no i dont even want to think about that ;~;

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

Think of this: How do you think he would have reacted if you told him you were offended by something he said that was as bad, if not worse, than what you said? Would he have tried to apologize like you did? If you don't know, or don't think he would then he's not worth your time.

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

It's been about 17 hours. He's a friend, not a best friend.

I'm not sure. I don't think any of my friends would really care if I said I was offended by the things they've said. They've "jokingly" made fun of my skin color, my mental capacity, my dead mom, my situation in life, ect and I've never made a big deal about it because I figured it wouldn't matter anyway. I doubt they would really care.

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

If they wouldn't care that you said you were offended the you have no obligation to care about them saying they're offended, simple as that. If he wants to throw a fit about it, let him. Hopefully he realizes he's being an autist about it, and if he doesn't then it's not much of a loss either way.

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

why is this actually so funny

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

I would rather have friends who don't respect me and barely like me than no friends at all. You don't understand true loneliness if you don't get the situation I'm in. I've spent whole weeks alone, by myself with no one to talk to and it's maddening. I can't be by myself again user.

Ian Parker
Ian Parker

Then why bother coming here?! You already begged like a bitch for them to forgive you, if they end up forgiving you then don't even think about making a joke around them again and enjoy your time with insufferable people

Wyatt Cook
Wyatt Cook

someone make a new thread, originally

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

im sure there are tons of anons who would want to be your friends.

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

Seriously user, shitty friends will just make you feel worse in the end. It's better to find genuine friends out there.

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

meet up with some dude on Grindr
we hook up
while fucking, he looks down at me calls me his bitch

Nearly told him to go fuck himself. Why do people do this shit?

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

Because that's what you are, a bitch. You were hooking up and probably getting pozzed by some rando. Did you actually expect respect faggot?

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

Not saying your friends are shitty btw, just saying that you shouldn't be desperate and be around shitty people

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

Because I was hoping someone could give me an idea on what else I could do to fix the situation.

Where can I find those? I've had these friends for 10 years now I feel weird around new people.

It's hard for me to make new friends, it always feels awkward and.......uncomfortable. I don't know why.

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

it really isn't that hard. im not even saying to have a conversation, just a quick little one liner before you block them so they know whats up, thats all.

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Joshua Gray
Joshua Gray

I hooked up a few times last year and when I got a physical at the doc that included an STD test I got really scared (even though the likelihood was very very low) and I promised that if I was clean I wouldn't hook up anymore and I'd only have sex in a loving relationship.

But now I'm constantly horny and I want some ass to pound. Is it okay to betray promises you make to yourself and possibly god?

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

Do you not wear condoms or something? Most bottoms who regularly get fucked are on PrEP and typically keep themselves clean because of the fact that they're getting constant dick. I have no clue why everyone here is under the assumption that STDs seep through condoms and get inside your blood stream

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

It's hard for me to make new friends, it always feels awkward and.......uncomfortable. I don't know why.

how did you meet the people that you're talking to right now? obviously it wasnt instant friendship it was probably awkward at the start too, it always is with anyone

find an user you share an interest with and see where it goes, considering its mostly robots here they'll probably be understanding if you dont open up right away its only natural